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If Snooki Wasn’t On Jersey Shore, She’d Be __________

If it wasn’t for the unexplainable phenomenon that is Snooki, none of us would have been blessed with Nicole Polizzi’s New York Times Bestselling authoring talents. But, unfortunately, we actually CAN add making the New York Times’ Bestseller list to the growing number of things Snooki does without explanation. If MTV hadn’t stumbled upon the reality cashcow that is “Jersey Shore,” what/who do you think Snooki would be?

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Snooki’s Arrest Episode — Blackout to the Future

Filed under: Snooki , TMZ TV , Jersey Shore If you thought Snooki ‘s mug shot was awesome — finally getting to see everything that led up to her boozy arrest six months ago was even better. Ah … those fuzzy, fuzzy memories. Check out TMZ on TV — click here to see your local listings! Read more

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Jersey Shore: Anatomy of a Bender [Video]

No one knows how to party like the guidettes of Jersey Shore , the most important sociological experiment of our time. But the drinking can go from fun to filthy. Let us have a close look at Snooki’s drunkest moment. More

Snooki’s Drunken Arrest — ‘I’m an F-ing Good Person!’

Filed under: Snooki , Jersey Shore , Celebrity Justice Snooki dropped the F-bomb all over a couple of Seaside Heights police officers on the day she was arrested last year … she was also REALLY wasted. ” Jersey Shore ” finally aired the disastrous footage last night — when Snooki was arrested for… Read more

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Snooki’s Drunken Arrest — ‘I’m an F-ing Good Person!’

Filed under: Snooki , Jersey Shore , Celebrity Justice Snooki dropped the F-bomb all over a couple of Seaside Heights police officers on the day she was arrested last year … she was also REALLY wasted. ” Jersey Shore ” finally aired the disastrous footage last night — when Snooki was arrested for… Read more

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‘Jersey Shore’ High Five: Drunken Snooki, The Remix

Plus: ‘Seabiscuit,’ JWoww’s impromptu bathroom and more bonus ‘Shore.’ By Jim Cantiello Snooki on Monday’s episode of “Jersey Shore” Photo: MTV Let’s get right into the five best moments from Monday night’s (January 17) “Jersey Shore” : 5. I Have a Dream So, we got a bonus episode this week, and on Martin Luther King Jr. Day, no less — just in time for Snooki and Pauly D to liken their contrasting tans to “jungle fever.” Yikes. Perhaps we should focus on drunk Snooki eating a raw potato instead! 4. Snooki and Seabiscuit Vinny says, “We have this thing with Snooki that, when she drinks, you don’t know what’s gonna come out of her mouth” — but that works both ways. Like that time, five seconds later, when she crawled into Vinny’s bed in order to get some action from “Seabiscuit.” Oh, right, that’s Snooki’s nickname for Vinny’s manhood. Why hasn’t this show won an Emmy yet? 3. Drunk Deena Speaking of drunk people, Deena was kicked out of a club after falling off a stage. As security carried her out, she drunkenly slurred to them, “I’m fine. I’m fine.” No, really, she’s fine. She’s on “Jersey Shore”! MTV pays her more the drunker she gets! It’s all good. 2. JWhoa, What the Hell Is JWoww Doing?!? Speaking of other drunk people, JWoww decided to relieve herself behind a bar. Seriously. But, you know, she rinsed the area with a soda gun, so, “It doesn’t smell anymore.” Note to self: Never order a beer upstairs at Karma. 1. Snooki Gets Arrested … and Remixed Snooki was basically a drunken mess the entire episode, and it was music to my ears. So I think now’s a good time for a “Jersey Shore” r-r-r-r-REMIX! Check out the embedded video for a musical breakdown of Snickers’ sauced shenanigans, including a 10 a.m. beer bong and body shots with a 65-year-old man. You will not be disappointed. Don’t miss “Jersey Shore,” airing Thursday nights at 10 p.m. ET on MTV. Related Videos ‘Jersey Shore’ High Five Highlights

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Lil’ Kim Faces the Music

Filed under: Lil Kim , Beauty , Paparazzi Photo Looking like the illegitimate love child of Snooki and Adrienne Maloof from ” Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ,” ex-con female rapper Lil’ Kim showed off her latest, er, incarnation at a concert in NYC this weekend. The 35-year-old really changes with… Read more

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Snooki is a Fat Bitch of the Day

It makes no sense to me that a pig like this is being followed by the paparazzi, landing book deals, has a TV show, when really I’d expect her to be working at the mall, or the bowling ally, where she spends her days eating chocolate and candy, and her nights at the all you can eat buffet, before getting shit faced with all her friends who decided to go to college instead of being the slob in the corner, passed out with her piss covered panties exposed… She is disgusting, like the girl that no matter how loud she gets isn’t worth noticing, even when throwing herself at you at 3 am, desperate to have a dick in her mouth to feel validated…. But for some reason, she’s a star in America and her waistline just can’t justify that.

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Edgar Wright on The Wright Stuff II: ‘Envy These Virgins!’

Back in 2007 fan fave Edgar Wright curated his first film series at the New Beverly Cinema in Los Angeles, spawning a popular screening series of classic films and cult favorites hand selected by guest programmers ranging from Eli Roth to Peter Bogdanovich. This weekend the busy Wright returns to host The Wright Stuff II , a two-week bonanza that will bring some of his favorite films to the big screen.

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Weep For the Poor Girls Working The Glee Project’s Critic Event

Just how far did NBC Universal go to promote The Glee Project during this afternoon’s Television Critics Association panel for Oxygen? Let’s put it this way: they hired a squad of actresses (and actors) to dress up in Cheerio-esque costumes, prance into a ballroom full of tired TV critics wielding pompoms and then do a herkie each time a question was posed to producers onstage.

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Weep For the Poor Girls Working The Glee Project’s Critic Event