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Mechanical Bull Rider of the Day

My friend and crime reporter and pervert who isn’t that perverted but who I like to call a pervert Mark Ebner posted this video of his lunchtime entertainment at the Saddle Ranch in Los Angeles….a place where all your dreams come true….or all my dreams come true…because they have a mechanical bull….which makes for a good time, sometimes, thanks to fat tits doing what they are supposed to do when there’s a Mechanical Bull in the room. It’s nice to see that even in this #MeToo era of we can’t have wet t-shirt contests, mud wrestling events, Jello Wrestling happy hours and all the good stuff we used to be able to do…despite all women whoring themselves out on their social media channels and in life….and are exponentially more slutty and and half naked exhibitionists than they ever were….we can revisit the simplicity that is the Mechanical bull…..because I guess the Mechanical Bull despite being meant for THIS…can be spun to be about something else….even though all of us perverts know it’s not cowboy training or an amusement park ride…it’s a way to gyrate women hard… I used to operate a Mechanical bull…that’s a true story….I worked for a gaming company that would rent games to events and I’d be one of the guys who set the games up and unfortunately operated the games for gross kids to piss on and make sticky and essentially make me hate my life…. But sometimes, you’d get booked to do the Mechanical bull at a High School Grad party, a Sweet Sixteen, even a wedding or two…and the shift and basically slave labor work would got back faster with tit slips and ass flashes…back when they didn’t live on social media…a media that has created a lot of confusion, at least for me, like why are you so much sluttier than you used to be…why have I seen every girl naked….intellectualizing their nudity…but they are now so much more uptight with the being slutty, protesting things like the Mechanical bull…. Well not this girl….she protests it tits out..and it’s pure, it’s magic, it’s real, it’s amazing….it’s what life is supposed to be.

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Mechanical Bull Rider of the Day

My friend and crime reporter and pervert who isn’t that perverted but who I like to call a pervert Mark Ebner posted this video of his lunchtime entertainment at the Saddle Ranch in Los Angeles….a place where all your dreams come true….or all my dreams come true…because they have a mechanical bull….which makes for a good time, sometimes, thanks to fat tits doing what they are supposed to do when there’s a Mechanical Bull in the room. It’s nice to see that even in this #MeToo era of we can’t have wet t-shirt contests, mud wrestling events, Jello Wrestling happy hours and all the good stuff we used to be able to do…despite all women whoring themselves out on their social media channels and in life….and are exponentially more slutty and and half naked exhibitionists than they ever were….we can revisit the simplicity that is the Mechanical bull…..because I guess the Mechanical Bull despite being meant for THIS…can be spun to be about something else….even though all of us perverts know it’s not cowboy training or an amusement park ride…it’s a way to gyrate women hard… I used to operate a Mechanical bull…that’s a true story….I worked for a gaming company that would rent games to events and I’d be one of the guys who set the games up and unfortunately operated the games for gross kids to piss on and make sticky and essentially make me hate my life…. But sometimes, you’d get booked to do the Mechanical bull at a High School Grad party, a Sweet Sixteen, even a wedding or two…and the shift and basically slave labor work would got back faster with tit slips and ass flashes…back when they didn’t live on social media…a media that has created a lot of confusion, at least for me, like why are you so much sluttier than you used to be…why have I seen every girl naked….intellectualizing their nudity…but they are now so much more uptight with the being slutty, protesting things like the Mechanical bull…. Well not this girl….she protests it tits out..and it’s pure, it’s magic, it’s real, it’s amazing….it’s what life is supposed to be.

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Aubrey O’Day Trying Hard of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is a virtual nobody. She was barely relevant when she was relevant. People may have found her big tits hot, even though they were fake and anyone could get a pair….before she got fat and turn PAWG…. She has really taken it upon herself to modernize her look to fit in with the gutter Kardashian inspired looking era…where old weathered trash can look like sex dolls….all bloated and filled to the brim with shit and semen….in some body mutilation you can probably pay tp fuck….

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Sofia Richie Ass in Short Shorts of the Day

Sofia Richie unlike Nicole Camille Escovedo, she’s actually Lionel Richie’s kid, and not just some broken adopted brat, with angst from being adopted, but I assure you this one looked up to her fake sister, and is just a fucking disgusting a human as Nicole Camille Escovedo….and not just because she did an internship fucking a Kardashian to elevate her social media status, because what else is a rich kid with no need to have aspirations to do….other than fine the most vapid thing to attach herself to. It’s a family thing…Nicole did it with Paris…and this one did it with the cock…and both collectively smell like rotting rich person herpes…vile…sure…but she’s dressed like an 18 year old and I like that 18 year old look….short short slutty short shorts on the sluts everywhere – but these shorts don’t have enough pussy lip dangling out of them..

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Magdalena Frackowiak Tits of the Day

Her name is Magdalena Frackowiak. She is an interesting, but not that interesting story of a Polish woman with a dream – who did all she could to make it in America – who eventually booked Victoria’s Secret for something like 750k and was kept around a few years – making more money than her GYSPY mother back home ever imagined…only to be fired and forced to start a jewelery line and now a T-Shirt line….where she is promoting both via her social media where she occassionally posts her tits in sheer lingerie…and that doesn’t make her relevant, she’s hanging on to the moment of fame she almost had as hard as she can and really she’s hot enough to look at half naked…HOWEVER…her videos where she talks to the camera…fucking destroy my soul they are so deep voiced and terrifying…. But the half nakedness..that’s good…

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Richest Members of the Kardashian Clan: Ranked! (And Kim’s NOT Number 1!)

Were it not for the seminal (tee-hee) cinematic masterpiece known as the Kim Kardashian sex tape , there would be no Kardashian media empire to speak of. A decade after the film's release, however, Kim is no longer the most bankable member of America's second-most famous family of fame-obsessed egomaniacs. Yes, proving once again that the Kard clan has far more staying power than its harshest critics feared, the younger sisters of Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe are raking in bank and showing no signs of slowing down. And as if that weren't enough, now a whole new generation of Kardashian-Jenner offspring has caught the attention of millions of social media users. Will all that clout translate to future earnings? Tough to say, but here's who's at the top of the Kardashian money heap as of right now: 1. Kendall Jenner: Estimated Net Worth, 18 Million (and Rising) As Steve Harvey reminded us, during the Kard clan’s recent appearance on Family Feud, Kendall was the highest paid model in the world in 2017. But walking the runway doesn’t pay what it used to. 2. A Financial Plan of Attack But even though she’s currently the lowest-earning among her sisters, those who analyze this sort of thing closely say Kendall might be the most financially savvy. 3. Branching Out The biggest money may be in reality TV and social media influencing, but Kendall is looking at the big picture and refusing to put all her eggs in one basket. Will it pay off? Well, whatever happens, she’s not dependent on the E! Network and Instagram for her cashflow. 4. Kourtney Kardashian: Estimated Net Worth, 35 Million Yes, the mother of three is worth almost twice as much as Kendall. Her work might not be as high-profile, but those who know Kourtney best say she stays on her grind 24/7. 5. The Family Business Kourtney’s earnings come primarily from her work on Keeping Up With the Kardashians (she’s an executive producer, as well as one of the show’s stars) and her social media endorsement deals with brands like Lyfe Tea. 6. Fun Fact: Kourtney was actually the first member of the family to make a foray into reality TV. In 2005, she starred in a single season of the season of show Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive, in which heirs and heiresses were made to work as ranch hands. And you thought you knew everything about the Kards! View Slideshow

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Kimberley Garner Bikini of the Day

No one actually knows who Kimberley Garner is, but she has been trying to find a way to be as relevant as possible doing what any woman with some level of intelligence would do…she’s posing half naked on the internet hoping to get noticed….she did follow me on twitter for 10 minutes once…that’s how I noticed her…but then our love died a fast painful death. I would say that any woman who was drawn to staring in a reality show, which I think is what Kim Garner is known for, is the kind of shameless attention seeker, being shameless and attention seeking….who would evolve into someone like this, who moves to LA, is still in Bikinis, is trying to make it in America but the people really just don’t care….but they do like her bikini pics…so keep that going until you’re too old and it’s too late… Makes sense to me.

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Liz Hurley Erotica of the Day

Earlier today I wrote that all these old time actors and models who you could tell were whores, that navigated the world before social media and managed to make it – due to being whores….who only exist from being whores…are now given the power of the social media content production where they can produce their own content and give you a glimpse into themselves which as you’d expect is sexualized as fuck…because that’s how they go through life.. They think they are hot, they tell the world they are hot, they post what they think are hot pics, they are narcissists.. It’s all in good fun, nothing wrong with spreading your legs for social media, bring it on…but it’s nice to have all my theories on these harlots validated through their own content they produce…. Thanks social media for giving me a taste of Liz Hurley’s exhibitionism like I’m some producer she’s taking a meeting with back in 1993…

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We Now Know Who the Richest Kardashian Is (Hint: It’s Not Kim)

Despite the fact that detractors have been predicting their demise non-stop for the past decade, the Kardashian clan is still going strong and raking in unimaginable amounts of cash. It all started with Kim’s sex tape , of course, but in the years since, every member of the Kard clan has distinguished herself in one way or another. We went with the feminine pronoun there, but it’s important to remember that even Rob scored a spinoff. Rob! That’s how famous this family is! A highly-paid TV executive looked at the life of Rob Kardashian and said, “That’s something the public needs to see more of!” Anyway, Kim is still the most recognized member of her famous family, but it seems she’s no longer the most valuable on social media. According to People magazine, a firm called D’Marie Analytics has determined the winner in the ongoing Kim vs. Kylie feud . The firm conducted months of research and determined that Kylie is not only the highest-paid member of the Kardashian clan on social media — she also outearns every other celebrity who gets compensated in exchanging for posting sponsored content. According to D’Marie’s report, Kylie has managed “to grow her ad equivalent value to over $1,000,000 per post across her social media portfolio.” Yes, when Kylie posts an ad, she makes over a million dollars. Every. Single. Time. “Kylie is an undeniable global brand, which may make some roll their eyes,” D’Marie Analytics’ CEO, Frank Spadafora, said in a press release. “But the reality is this young, female entrepreneur’s savvy helped her reach a milestone in the influencer marketing and advertising industry which many seasoned professionals have failed to achieve.” And Spadafora says Kylie isn’t merely cashing in on her famous name. No, she’s a bonafide Instagram innovator who has the rare ability to engage with her audience to such a degree that sponsors can be assured of getting their money’s worth: “Influencer valuations move up and down like the stock market, but Kylie is methodical about consistently generating aspirational content for her social audience, without jeopardizing authenticity,” Spadafora explained. “Her use of social media to personally connect with and listen to her fans enables her to deliver products they will actually purchase. This is a true case study for how brands can greatly benefit from working with social media influencers like Kylie.” Add to that the fact that Kylie may soon be a billionaire thanks to her wildly popular cosmetics line, and you’ve got a pretty nice income for someone who can’t legally drink yet. Wealth can be hard to measure, and Kim may have accrued more in assets, but currently, no one in the family is bringing in cash quite like Kylie. All hail the queen. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner: Her Sexiest Snapshots as the Hottest Mom Ever

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Journalist Slams Anthony Bourdain as "Gaping Assh-le," Gets Savaged on Twitter

The name David Leavitt might not be familiar to you, but there’s a very good chance you’ve seen his awful attempts at humor or insight clogging up your social media feeds. Many people first became aware of Leavitt when he famously thought the correct way to respond to news of the Manchester bombing that claimed 22 lives was to make jokes at the expense of Ariana Grande . “MULTIPLE CONFIRMED FATALITIES at Manchester Arena,” Leavitt tweeted. “The last time I listened to Ariana Grande I almost died too.” And folks, the rib-ticklers didn’t end there. In response to criticism, Leavitt decided to keep his “dad-joke night in the Catskills” routine going by tweeting: “Honestly, for over a year, I thought an Ariana Grande was something you ordered from Starbucks.” Leavitt was swiftly and rightly roasted to a crisp on that memorable occasion, and while most people would’ve taken their licks and happily limped back into obscurity, it seems Dave has fallen in love with his new career as a professional troll. As you’ve likely heard by now, the world awoke today to news that beloved chef, writer, and television personality Anthony Bourdain passed away . It’s difficult to think of an international celebrity who cultivated such an intimate relationship with his fans, and millions are mourning a death that feels much more personal than the passing of most public figures. So leave it to Leavitt to solidify his reputation as the world’s most tone-deaf dumbass by thinking today would be a good day to settle his long-simmering feud with Bourdain. In the wake of the Manchester incident, Bourdain was one of thousands who pointed out to Leavitt that he’s the very worst kind of person. “You, sir, are truly a steaming, gaping,” Bourdain tweeted with his trademark candor. When Anthony Bourdain describes you as a piece of anatomy he wouldn’t eat on the Mekong Delta in front of a camera crew, you know you effed up, and it seems Leavitt really took the insult to heart. “Selfishly taking your own life and hurting your friends and family makes you the steaming, gaping asshole Anthony Bourdain,” Leavitt tweeted this afternoon. He then doubled down by casusally informing his followers that Bourdain is burning in hell: “You don’t go to heaven when you kill yourself. It’s incredibly selfish. Don’t do it,” he tweeted, adding: “If you’re religious, then you believe there’s a special place in hell or purgatory for people like Anthony Bourdain who take their own lives.” Leavitt then attempted to score points on Kate Spade’s suicide , accusing the late designer of courting depression by chasing “material goods and ego boosts.” After being ratioed within an inch of his life and losing over 1,000 followers in an hour, Leavitt attempted to backtrack and play the old “actually, I’m more affected by this tragedy than you are” card. “A couple close friends have taken their lives,” he tweeted. “That’s why I’m opinionated on this.” It’s hard to know what to say when a life as big and bold as Anthony Bourdain’s ends in such a tragic fashion, so we’ll just encourage you to call the National Suicide Prevention hotline at 1-800-273-8255 if you’re plagued by thoughts of self-harm. Oh, and don’t follow David Leavitt on Twitter.  That’s just sound advice for everyone. View Slideshow: Anthony Bourdain: Celebrities React to Shocking Suicide

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