People were excited to see David Spade fucking Naya Rivera in Maui in the pool…which is probably part of the reason you shouldn’t jump into the hotel pool with so much ease and excitement after a long travel day to get to Maui….because David Spade and Naya Rivera are not the only people fucking the pool….EVERYONE is..and innocent you, the virgin, ends up with herpes cuz of it…which no vacation to me…. That said, who fucking cares who David Spade is fucking, this bitch was on TV for a minute and a half, got a bit of celebrity, fucked some black dudes, despite her dad Geraldo being against it, and ended up with an old white guy to replace her dad after her disowned her… She’s a mom, so her pussy is banged out and not just because of the big black dick she’s had, so let David Spade take on her sloppy used up seconds. You don’t have to be old to be expired you know… I checked her instagram and she’s posting were cosmetic treatments and the doctor who gives them to her for free – pretty fucking bootleg and trashy…are you sure she’s not a local stripper with a big following? Cuz that’s what they do on their social media…her as an actor..seems to be a ship that has sailed…like the sail…that is her labia…on a windy day…after getting out of the pool david spade fucked her in….Romance. Looking Good, The post David Spade Fucking Naya Rivera is Hilarious of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Tisdale is on vacation…and in a bathing suit…and she’s strategically shooting some hot body bathing suit erotica for hits..some social media action…because her body is good…it’s fit…..and as long as ugly Face Tisdale is hiding behind sunglasses, a mask, her hand, or the tools like a bathing suit that she usually uses to try to divert people’s attention from her below average, even awkward looks..it works for me…because an ugly face doesn’t actually offend me, I just find satisfaction in calling her out, because she’s chosen the hollywood life not me, and in terms of hollywood, she’s pretty fucking average…which is probably why she’s not more famous than she is…but in terms of girls I’ve had sex with she’s a little above average -but mainly because I’ve had sex with some monsters…but face..means nothing…when there are ass / tits and pussy to stare at…. So here’s Tisdale bringing it like it matters when it really doesn’t… The post Ashley Tisdale Crops Out her Face for Social Media Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Aubrey and Bristol Marunde hope to be the next Tarek and Christina El Moussa. On the professional front, at least. Tarek and Christina filed to divorce in December, of course, and have been making headlines over the past few weeks for their revealing Instagram photos and passive aggressive shots at one another. But it’s easy to forget that they remain best known for their roles on Flip or Flop. The estranged husband and wife are still filming episodes of the HGTV home renovation series, in fact, as they await to learn whether the network picks up the show for Season 8 . It seems unlikely. However, executives are keen on expanding the franchise, having announced last month that FIVE Flip or Flop spinoffs are on tap, none of which will feautre the El Moussas. Instead, new couples will follow Christina and Tarek’s lead by purchasing dilapidated homes across the country, fixing them up and trying to sell them for a profit. The new shows will be based on Chicago, Nashville, Atlanta, Texas and Las Vegas. Explained Allison Page (general manager, U.S. programming and development for HGTV, Food Network and Travel Channel) in announcing this decision: “Because every market is unique, there was an opportunity to highlight what works in various regions by featuring successful people in different locations who had mastered the art of flipping in their town.” So… this brings us back to Aubrey Marunde and Bristol Marunde. The couple will anchor Flip or Flop: Las Vegas, which is the first spinoff to receive an air date and which will premiere on Thursday, April 6 at 9/8c on HGTV. What do we know about Aubrey and Bristol? Well… Bristol is 34 years old and competes as a mixed martial artist. The couple met in 2009 while watching an MMA fight in person with a group of friends. They went for coffee on their first date. And got married six years later in their backyard. “We decided right then and there that we wanted to settle down and be together,” Bristol tells HGTV of how great that first date went. They have a six-ear old son named Kale and a three-year old son named Kane. “Kale is just like me and pretty amazing when it comes to colors,” Aubrey explains, adding: “I handed him the huge paint swatch book yesterday and said, ‘I’m thinking light blue accent wall…’ He flipped through, and in about 30 seconds said, ‘This one.’ “It was the exact color I had picked from an online swatch book earlier in the day! It’s a pretty cool thing to see yourself shine through in your kids.” Aubrey bought her first home at age 20. They love animals. “Bristol is always bringing something home for the kids from job sites,” Aubrey says. “Last week, it was a huge lizard in a drywall bucket he found, and before that, a baby bunny.” The family has two dogs, two parakeets, two turtles, four chickens and two fish. Neither is a Las Vegas native. Aubrey moved to Sin City after high school from small town Milton, Pennsylvania; while Bristol grew up in Sequim, Washington. View Slideshow: HGTV Shows: RANKED! “I always knew I would own my own business, and the challenges of starting from nothing and building your business was exciting for me,” Aubrey tells the network. Will you give the new Flip or Flop a shot? Will the fact that this version features another pretty blonde and another well-muscled brunette bode badly for the couple’s future? We’ll soon find out!
After fighting through the auditions and the battle rounds, the hopefuls made their way to the knockout rounds, and it sent the competition into overdrive. The contestants continued to fight to make it to the live shows, but who was cut from the competition? Who did not make it all the way to the live sbows? We have the full roundup of a solid episode of this NBC reality series. Chris Blue and Quizz Swanigan We already knew that Chris Blue and Quizz Swanigan were excellent singers and the first round of the knockouts showed that off. The pair sang “Superstitious” by Stevie Wonder, but it was evident Chris was the better singer. Chris hit all of the notes flawlessly, while Quizz meandered his way to the finish line, so the results were not all that surprising. Winner: Chris Blue Steal Quizz Swanigan to Team Gwen Autumn Turner and Hanna Eyre Hanna went with “Bleeding Love” by Leona Lewis, and it was a delightful performance. Even though the song has been performed to death on singing competition series, there was still a lot to like about it. Autumn went with Aretha Franklin’s “Respect” and found herself in a lot of trouble. Gwen branded it a terrible song choice and said that she should have chosen something else. Ultimately, this became clear as day when the results came in. Winner: Hanna Eyre Hunter Plake and Johnny Gates Hunter went with “I Want to Know What Love Is” by Foreigner. It was solid, and the dude has the potential to become a huge star. Johnny went with “Million Reasons” by Lady Gaga. Hunter was definitely better in his performance and managed to hit all of his notes without thinking about it. Winner: Hunter Plake Casi Joy and Felicia Temple With the knockouts in full swing, Felicia came out guns blazing with a solid performance, but she never made it through to the next stage of the competition. Casi turned in a solid performance, but it was evident Felicia had the edge, so it was surprising Casi eked out the victory. Winner: Casi Joy Johnny Hayes and Josh West Josh went with an infectious rendition of “Carry On Wayward Son” by Kansas, while Johnny went with “Statesboro Blues” by Allman Brothers. Both performances were up there as the best of the night. It did seem like Johnny had the edge, but the judges felt otherwise. Winner: Josh West Ashley Levin and Lilli Passero Ashley went with “Fancy” by Bobbie Gentry, and Lilli went with “Tears Dry On Their Own” by Amy Winehouse. Ashley’s was somewhat memorable, while Lilli’s was not all that. That did not mean that Ashley’s game was over. Winner: Ashley Levin Steal: Lilli Passero to Adam Levine View Slideshow: Reality TV Star Salaries: Who Makes the Most?
Back in August, former Teen Mom 3 star Mackenzie McKee welcomed her third child . Shortly after the arrival of little Broncs (Yes, she named her child Broncs.), Mackenzie announced that she was closing up shop and ” getting these tubes tied .” So you can imagine her shock when she learned yesterday that she’s pregnant with her fourth child. Of course, she probably breathed a sigh of relief after realizing that diagnosis came not from a doctor, but from a few dozen nosy Instagram commenters. After posting the above photo, Mackenzie was flooded with comments informing her that she is several months along and wondering if she’s chosen a name yet. She took to Twitter to sarcastically set the record straight, writing: “Thank you Instagram for informing me I’m pregnant with baby number 4… we are so excited!” This isn’t the first pregnancy rumor that Mackenzie has faced in recent months. Back in February, a rumor that she was knocked up for the fourth time spread across social media. When a fan asked her about it directly, McKee replied: “O goodness sakes no. This girl is spade [sic] all the way.” Despite the fact that her show got canceled, McKee’s life has remained a constant source of entertainment for drama-loving fans. Back in January, Mackenzie split from her husband after getting publicly called out for cheating. (They’ve since managed to work things out.) In February, video of McKee’s son kissing a dead dog (the family pet had recently passed away) created an uproar online. Like we said, she’s definitely found a way to keep her fan base engaged online. Unfortunately, her one-woman social media soap opera has yet to translate to another chance at MTV stardom. Mackenzie was pissed when Briana DeJesus was chosen to star on Teen Mom 2 after both stars moms were interviewed by the network. “I’ve been consistent with followers. She deleted her social media once; I helped her get her following back. And here she is on Teen Mom!” McKee griped on social media. Maybe producers figured Mackenzie wouldn’t be much of a draw, as she’s out there giving away the drama for free on a daily basis. View Slideshow: Mackenzie & Josh McKee: Teen Mom 3
From the time the world learned that Meghan Markle is dating Prince Harry , the actress has been subjected to relentless scrutiny of her personal life. One reason, of course, is the fact that Meghan is dating one of the world’s most eligible bachelors, and there’s a certain elevation in visibility that comes with such a relationship. But there are those who believe that there’s more going on here than the tabloid press simply placing Harry’s new girlfriend under a microscope for the sole reason that she’s Harry’s new girlfriend. From the moment she entered the spotlight, there were rumblings about Meghan’s past, particularly with regard to her family. Meghan’s half-sister has spoken out about their relationship, claiming they parted ways years ago, in large part due to the actress’ narcissistic, social-climbing ways. Over the past few weeks, Samantha Markle has taken to calling Meghan out on social media, alleging that her recent, highly-publicized humanitarian work is nothing more than a publicity stuns. “It’s about basic human consideration. She has none. What has she donated to India? Talk is cheap,” Samantha tweeted recently. “People who are starving and too poor to afford sanitary napkins don’t need a voice they need money and they need donations.” Unfortunately for Meghan, it seems her sister has no intention of holding off on publicly discussing their damaged relationship. In fact, it appears she’s just getting warmed up. This week, Samantha announced a deal to publish a memoir with the working title of The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister . We’re guessing the book’s portrayal of Meghan (aka Princess Pushy) is less than flattering. Meghan has a lot of haters on social media, but she also has a lot of defenders, and Samantha has been taking flak for trash-talking her sister out of jealousy. The elder Markle sister has been firing back at her critics, claiming that envy has nothing to do with it: “My book deals with very important social issues and it has nothing to do with jealousy,” she tweeted yesterday. If that’s really the case, Samantha might want to workshop that title. The phrase “Princess Pushy” doesn’t exactly bring to mind an ultra-woke treatise on Third World social justice issues. View Slideshow: Meghan Markle: 16 Things to Know About Prince Harry’s New Squeeze
From the time we learned they were dating, rumors about Kylie Jenner and Tyga breaking up have surfaced at the rate of about one a week. It stands to reason that the public would have a difficult time imagining that these two could make it as a couple. After all, Tyga is a classic coattail rider who hitched his wagon to Kylie’s star before she reached legal adulthood. We all figured she would begin to see him for what he is as she matured. Sadly, nearly three years into the relationship, that has yet to happen. The latest Kylie-Tyga split seemed to be confirmed on social media last week, but in the days since, the couple has been photographed together, and insiders have insisted that all is well in their relationship. So what’s really going on here? Well, it seems Kylizzle and T-Raww are stuck in a sort of relationship purgatory. Sources are now saying they’re not broken up … but they’re not exactly together, either. Or at the very least, they’re not together in the way that they used to be (read: co-dependently joined at the hip). “Kylie is sad as she and Tyga are living separate lives,” one insider tells Hollywood Life. “Lately she has been spending more time with friends and less time with Tyga as things really are cooling off between them.” Of course, Kylie is 19, and she probably should be spending more time with her friends and less time with her creepy older boyfriend, but it seems she’s less than thrilled about the changing face of her social life. But while she didn’t choose to drift away from Tyga, Kylie is reportedly very appreciative of her highly supportive network of friends. “Kylie is finding comfort in her friends as she deals with her relationship issues,” says the source. So it sounds like a breakup is in the near future, but Kylie is having difficulty ripping the Band-Aid off. We suppose you can’t blame her. After all, this is her first grownup romantic relationship. View Slideshow: Tyga: 15 Times He Proved He Was a GIANT Dirtbag It can be a difficult thing to let go of, and we’re sure Tyga’s not making things any easier. For him, this isn’t just a relationship, it’s the foundation of his career. Without Kylie, Tyga would fade into obscurity within a matter of weeks, and we’re sure he’s aware of that. So you can be certain that he won’t be letting go without a fight. As long as Kylie remains uncertain, Tyga will be sticking around.
Kim Kardashian received bad news on Keeping Up with the Kardashians this past Sunday night: She cannot take the risk of getting pregnant again. Due to health issues that played a role in Kim giving birth to children North West and Saint West, doctors advised Kim against trying for a third child on an especially emotional installment of this reality series. But Kim better get over that development quickly. Because she's about to get hit with another devastating piece of personal news. In our first sneak peek at the next all-new episode of this faltering show, we see Kim receive a phone call. We hear her start to cry and scream to whomever is on the other line: “Don’t scare me, please. What's going on?” Is there something wrong with her kids? Did her social media manager put up the wrong photo? Nope and nope. Instead, it's very safe to assume that this is Kardashian's reaction to learning that husband Kanye West just suffered some kind of mental breakdown and is being taken to the hospital. This incident occurred just a few weeks after Kim's robbery in Paris and led to Kanye ending up in a hospital for nine days. He's scarcely been seen in public or heard from since, as rumors persist about the state of his marriage. According to most reports at the time, however, Kardashian remained by the rapper's side as much as possible while he recovered from this self-inflicted attack. She hasn't spoken much to the media about it, but that doesn't mean she has a problem exploiting what happened for reality show ratings. Lord knows Keeping Up with the Kardashians could use some right about now. Check out the tear-filled trailer now:
Sarah Halpin and Joanna Halpin are sisters…who are making moves, very slowly, as models who get naked – both doing the same hustle because both come from the same household and have the same moral and value system – but who know above all and most importantly – as the Budwesier Twins and the Playboy Twins of our era….knew…that two is better than one – and when girls get naked together – while related – even if it’s not a big deal – and they aren’t eating each other out…magic gets set off in our soul…. This is as trashy as all the other TWINS….but it’s the instagram era…where the quality and posing of images is less trashy…it’s soft lit, soft focus, posted romantically but the underlying message is still the same…trash…and if this is TRASH I am happy to be both the garbage man picking it up, or the homeless man digging through it for food scraps to sustain…. The post Slutty Model Sisters Leveraging that they are Sisters to Make Their Topless Shoot Go Further of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Overrated Bella Hadid – the model who everyone likes to work with except The Weeknd because he upgrated to a SELENA Gomez….who can be seen here with her new face that he fucks…which is substantially hotter… While Bella Hadid posted a picture of her overpaid tranny looking face to her social media – without turning her back to what she’s got going for her – because there’s 10 – 15% of her tits….which some may find exciting…if you’re really into cleavage…like a 7 year old boy who’s never seen porn…. I guess this is her low level attention seeking, cuz she’s a basic rich girl who is randomly celebrated because her sister went VIRAL with the Kardashians and this is the trickle down effect of LAZY bookers booking… “We can’t get a Jenner, or that other Hadid, they are too expensive, go with her straggler latch on sister, riding the coattails and taking the spilloverwork”……because we live in a world of groupies who just want to be as close to whatever is deemed the action…. The post Bella Hadid Shows 10 Percent Maybe 15 Percent of her Tit While Selena Gomez Dances of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
