When you’re desperate as fuck to stay relevant – this is what you do… You flash your panties to the paparazzi you called and hope people like you and me – care enough to stare…. And seeing as we are pathetic as fuck…we do… We are as basic as she is. We are the only ones to blame. All it took was some HUGE tits…and nothing else mattered.. I don’t care about integrity, passion, her talents…her ability to navigate the social scene, her sense of humor…her hard, busted down, broken down face…her white trash look… I just care about the tits..but that’s probably why she’s showing her ass on purpose..it’s like “give my ass attention too”…”I am not just tits”…”I am also an ass”…LOOK! LOOK! LOOOOOk! The post Charlotte McKinney Butt Not Tit Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Victoria’s Secret has figured out how to market half naked women, first you find the best looking girls you can, in all parts of the world, then you buy them by signing them into some probably very insane contract, then you get them half naked for your brand in a photoshoot that you will bring the paparazzi to…and that you will make them post on their social media…so that before the shoot even comes up – there’s already 2 media cycles to it… Then when the models aren’t working, you put them into magazines, get them working for other jobs, so that other peoples’ budget indirectly promotes your products because you own the woman… So a competitor thinking “let’s get that VS model to do our shoot it will increase our profile and piggy back on their work”…is really saying let me buy billboards and ads with VS models to promote VS models and make people think VS when they think about us… GET YOUR OWN DAMN PUSSY… Either way, here’s Elsa Hosk – the older Swedish nude one replacing Candice….in some behind the scenes because it’s their hustle: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF ELSA CLICK HERE Here’s newcomer Vita Sidorkina who is being pushed aggressively a fuck by the brand, pretty much named everywhere…except for the mall brand because they are good CHRISTIANS…owned by JEWS….exploiting women…promising them celebrity.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF VITA CLICK HERE The post Elsa Hosk Nipple and some Behind the Scenes Victoria’s Secret Models of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
We've seen some pretty crazy Internet trends over the past several years. For example, remember the Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge ? But sticking one's mouth over the opening of a small bottle in order swell up one's lips to resemble those of Kylie Jenner actually seems like an award-winning idea when compared to the latest Internet trend. It involves a piece of corn on the cob… a power drill… and some not very intelligent people. Sorry. We hate to pass judgment like that. But this entire challenge involve placing a piece of corn on the cob on a power drill, actually turning on said power drill and then using it to eat the corn as quickly as possible. Sometimes, it works and one eats the corn in 10 seconds . And the reward this person then gets is…. a bunch of video hits? Hooray, we guess? Conversely, eating corn on the cob with a power drill can be very dangerous (SHOCKER, we know), as evidenced by the video below. It features a young woman who takes this challenge, who gets a few bites in… and then who immediately regrets it. She'll be fine in the end. But she may need to get used to a new look for awhile. Watch to see what we mean:
This is like something out of a dime store novel. Then again, this is a Kardashian we’re talking about. In case you were on a remote island (in which case, good for you), then you’re likely aware that Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are expecting their first child together. Oh, and they’ve been dating for about four months. In fact, when Kardashian and Jenner were taping for season 12 of Keeping Up With The Kardashians in January, they “ got into a huge argument while filming,” a family source told Radar Online . “He confessed that he and Blac were trying for a baby, and Kris lost it.” The Kardashian women think Chyna “has an agenda,” the source added. “They think it’s her life plan to have a baby with a rich man. She already did it once before.” Chyna has a three-year-old son, King Cairo with her ex-boyfriend, Tyga, who happens to be dating Kardashian’s younger sister, Kylie Jenner. The source squealed that Jenner and her daughters think the relationship is a complete farce, and the couple are merely doing this to upset the family. “Blac and Rob have no chemistry whatsoever. She doesn’t even seem to like him,” the source claims. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna Pregnant News: The Internet Reacts! “Kris and the girls know she’s after one thing — the family fortune.” According to TMZ , Chyna is actually going after the family name. Born Angela Renee White, Chyna filed legal documents to change her name to “Angela Renee Kardashian.” The reason? Other than the fact that she’ll soon marry one, Chyna wants to use the name for “entertainment services, television and movie appearances, living as a ‘social media celebrity,’ and party hosting,” reports the site. And while ideally, a family would be thrilled to see their name live on, this is not the case for the reality stars. Welp, Kardashian could care less. In fact, he toasted his baby mama on Mother’s Day. “I fell in Love with her immediately because of how great of a mom she is and now I’m looking forward to starting a Family with her!” Kardashian wrote. View Slideshow: Kardashians Rekap: The Krazy Week That Was “Thank You Chy for everything you do for me.”
Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar are famous for having an absurd number of children (19 to be exact), and it seems that the sheer size of their brood sometimes results in parenting…mistakes. No, we’re not talking about them letting Josh Duggar do what he did (Although seriously – who was supposed to be watching that kid?!). We’re actually referring to the family’s latest Facebook post, which contained a fairly major error: The photo above was uploaded on Saturday with a caption reading: “Looks like Jordyn is getting some good practice.” Some folks took issue with the fact that that’s not the safest way to use a sewing machine. Others objected to the idea of a little girl “practicing” to become the ideal housewife . But the most common complaint was a simple and inarguable one: The child in the photo is not Jordyn Duggar; it’s her older sister Jennifer. Needless to say, it’s a seriously embarrassing gaffe, especially since the Duggars have made a career out of their “family first” ethos, and have boasted for years that they maintain a connection with their fans by managing their social media accounts personally. In all likelihood, Michelle Duggar is able to identify her own children, and the mistake was made by the person she pays to manage her Facebook page. Not quite as embarrassing, but still not a good look for a woman who have us believe she lives a life quiet simplicity. The Internet being the Internet, Facebook commenters were quick to pounce on the error: “Whoever runs this page at least needs to know which Duggar is which. That’s Jennifer not Jordyn,” wrote one commenter. “If I had 19 kids with the same letter, I’d mix up too,” wrote a fan who’s either more forgiving or a master of the art of subtle shade. Like we said, it’s certainly not the worst thing to happen to the Duggars in the past year, but it’s another crack in their increasingly fragile facade. View Slideshow: Duggar Family Members: The Official Power Rankings!
OJ Simpson may or may not be the biological father of Khloe Kardashian . But the connection between this suspected murderer and this very famous family is alive and strong. Kim Kardashian, for example, surprised Snapchat followers over the weekend by showing off a choker on her social media account. What made this choker so interesting? It was given to her mother, Kris Jenner , by Nicole Brown Simpson, the late estranged wife of O.J. who almost definitely died at the bloody hands of her ex-husband. “My mom’s necklace. Gift from Nicole Brown Simpson #1998” Kim captioned a close-up snapshot of the cross pendant. Brown Simpson was on Jenner’s best friends. The two families spent time together and the Kardashians were even featured in the recent TV series The People v O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story on FX. Selma Blair played the role of Kris Jenner, while a number of little girls played the roles of a young Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian. “I have these vivid memories of an amazing friendship and a life that we all had together,” Jenner told People Magazine earlier this year about Brown Simpson. The relationship between the Jenners and Kardashians has been brought back into the spotlight as a result of the aforementioned FX miniseries. “She was funny, she was beautiful and loyal and passionate and the best mom I had ever met,” Kris added a few months ago of her late pal. David Schwimmer plays the role of Robert Kardashian on the program, giving us a look at the life Kim and company’s real father led. He was a close acquaintance of O.J. until deep into the murder trial, where Robert eventually came to the realization that his friend was totally guilty. Robert and O.J. barely talked after the trial ended and Robert died from cancer years later. Kardashian, meanwhile, displayed the necklace as part of her numerous outfit changes in New York City ahead of Monday night’s Met Gala. Expect her to pull out something pretty crazy tonight for that annual fashion event. She’ll attend with Kanye West and The Hollywood Gossip will bring you every last photo. View Slideshow: 19 Times Kim Kardashian Made It Impossible to Hate Her
OJ Simpson may or may not be the biological father of Khloe Kardashian . But the connection between this suspected murderer and this very famous family is alive and strong. Kim Kardashian, for example, surprised Snapchat followers over the weekend by showing off a choker on her social media account. What made this choker so interesting? It was given to her mother, Kris Jenner , by Nicole Brown Simpson, the late estranged wife of O.J. who almost definitely died at the bloody hands of her ex-husband. “My mom’s necklace. Gift from Nicole Brown Simpson #1998” Kim captioned a close-up snapshot of the cross pendant. Brown Simpson was on Jenner’s best friends. The two families spent time together and the Kardashians were even featured in the recent TV series The People v O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story on FX. Selma Blair played the role of Kris Jenner, while a number of little girls played the roles of a young Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian. “I have these vivid memories of an amazing friendship and a life that we all had together,” Jenner told People Magazine earlier this year about Brown Simpson. The relationship between the Jenners and Kardashians has been brought back into the spotlight as a result of the aforementioned FX miniseries. “She was funny, she was beautiful and loyal and passionate and the best mom I had ever met,” Kris added a few months ago of her late pal. David Schwimmer plays the role of Robert Kardashian on the program, giving us a look at the life Kim and company’s real father led. He was a close acquaintance of O.J. until deep into the murder trial, where Robert eventually came to the realization that his friend was totally guilty. Robert and O.J. barely talked after the trial ended and Robert died from cancer years later. Kardashian, meanwhile, displayed the necklace as part of her numerous outfit changes in New York City ahead of Monday night’s Met Gala. Expect her to pull out something pretty crazy tonight for that annual fashion event. She’ll attend with Kanye West and The Hollywood Gossip will bring you every last photo. View Slideshow: 19 Times Kim Kardashian Made It Impossible to Hate Her
The nice thing about Coachella is seeing the people on your social media who don’t even acknowledge Coachella because it is really not that important and they don’t care it is happening or not, they are instead just living life. It allows you to separate the basic urban outfitter lame as fuck mall shopping losers who prepare a year for the festival so they can act vip with their vip bracelets, to be part of this commercialized, money making marketing fest that targets idiots who buy into the shit… The reality is that all brands from Forever 21, to McDonalds to Target had a presence there….meaning Urban Outfitters is too BOUTIQUE for this mainstream garbage….and the only excuse to be at that commercial marketing event is if you’re getting paid by the brands who are trying to exploit the same idiot who would go to a coachella. I know it’s a very California event, where people feel pressured to participate, including all instagram models and rich guys, and some famous people, because it’s the place to be and if you’re not in the place to be, distracting yourself in the place to be, having epic and amazing times in the place to be, with other basic, commercial idiots trying to get head…and ahead or giving head to get a bed in one of the cool houses… I am not a fan of people who chose mass gatherings to listen to pop music, because it seems like a nightmare, and people who find it anything but a nightmare, are people I want nothing to do with…but would be happy to manipulate them to send me money, seeing as how easy it is to fool idiots by selling them “cool” that is actually LAME as fuck… BRAINWASHING….the fools…it’s the reason the entertainment industry exists..and here are some of those ppl paid to play Alessandra Ambrosio said “LOOK HOW SLOPPY MY OLD MOM ASS IS”…. BUT I COMPENSATE WITH FAKE TITS AND A VICTORIA’S SECRET CO – SIGN…. Bella Throne – Best Fame Whore of the Year – Cultural Appropriating 2012 Coachella and not nearly as slutty as her instagram is supposed to be… Emma Roberts celebrating her deadbeat dad’s 60th birthday getting high on shitty Coachella Music. Hailey Clauson wanted you to know she is also a plus sized model… While Hudgens said “Look I’m Finally Skinny”… And Katy Perry brought out the tight dress for her friend, tapping into her hipster roots, reminding me of a picture I have of her from before she was famous in her underwear covered in mud with KESHA from Coachella, it’s on an old computer…only now she’s a billionaire… Apparently, Paris Hilton isn’t listed as an infectious disease yet, and she’s still allowed in public… How about some model ass…her name is Josephine Skriver and she was made in a lab thanks to science… Taylor Swift may not be pregnant – but she’s scary… Taylor Swift and Rihanna hugging tonight. #Coachella2016 pic.twitter.com/609TcQYEYg — ?Darrell. (@dvrrxll) April 18, 2016 Whitney Port in a bikini as a tribute of when Coachella was cooler, back when she was on Laguna Beach or The Hills, or whatever it was called 10 years ago.. Martha Hunt, Camila Cabello, Kennedy Raye, & Serayah in what may not be Coachella but I assume is…and there are rich guys who like models outside of the frame because they don’t want their wives to know they finance Model parties for their egos with their money… Kylie Jenner…all fat and pushing McDonalds because she’s a fucking mainstream marketing vehicle with no soul…who will end up killing herself and we look forward to that… Kendall Jenner and some See Through shit..where her friends using her tell her how hot she is because they are basically on pay roll.. Miranda Kerr and Snapchat billionaire who’s social media platform dominated Coachella with custom filters for every rich person….held hands because she is in love with his money and relevance right now…because romance isn’t dead. The post Coachella Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The highlight of the day isn’t Coachella happening right now, as I sit on my couch….you know all these little losers who think getting followers on their social media, attending events for their social media, like desperate little cunts, instead of just living life unplugged, which is far more peaceful… It’s not that the weather in Canada is nice, only 4 feet of snow… It’s not that the Black Eyed Peas are Having a Comeback …. It’s not even the Fergie thigh that was out in shorts, pushing 40, looking fit, spray tanned, and rebuilt after at least one kid thanks to lots of plastic surgery, injections and whatever is going on here…she’s done pretty good for a Disney Star turned down on her luck meth addict…Will.I.AM recruited to make his band marketable… Thigh highlight of the day is that I get to turn off my computer for two days pretty soon. but hey, Fergie in shorts like she wasn’t 100 fucking years old, looking like she’s not 100 fucking years old, but at the same time looking like a stripper / hooker / porn chick as these people do… The post This is Fergie (Robot Fergie) of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Eliza Dushku was an it girl who fucked and possibly married black basketball players because she I guess, like most girls, she liked her emptiness filled… She’s Boston’s own….and you probably don’t remember her, or maybe the only people who visit sites like this know exactly who she is, and are so weird they’ve even created their own pocket pussies based on what they assume her vagina looks like from bikini pics….you know the real fucking weirdos… But there was a time when Eliza Dusku was all the rage thanks to a couple of shitty, shoulda been straight to DVD movies, but was a simpler time, when the public’s expectations were low, and when teen comedies were just a pile of fucking shit…..which coincidentally is happening again…that we all ate up cuz there was nothing else to fucking eat….we had no options and she was hot… She’s moved from LA back to Boston to finish college and along with supporting Bernie Colonial Sanders, she’s taking strategic nudes for her social media and fans…because Boston doesn’t feed that LA for a decade need for attention….and that’s a good thing. The post Eliza Dushku Naked with her Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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