I once wrote: I write about Chanel Westcoast….if you consider this writing…I mean I know it’s words, but it’s not really in any official language, we think it’s english because that’s what I speak, but I am sure it wouldn’t do very well in an English class, maybe the third grade level, but luckily no one on the internet reads…they communicate with EMOJI and GIF…and those who do read…or who end up on this site….probably have a third grade level of reading aptitude…so luckily…we’re in this together… So…I “write” about Chanel Westcoast…but don’t really know her, or what she does, or what she’s about, or if she’s got any real success as a rapper, or if she’s sold any albums or if she makes money….but I do know that she does post some racy, slutty, a little too KArdashian inspired pics for my liking to social media…because people like to emulate trends and what works, rather then trying to define their own trends…it’s the American cookie cutter, do what people are comfortable school of branding…and as a pervert, into girls in bikinis taking shameless pics of themselves because no one else cares enough to…I approve of whatever message she’s trying to send on her social media, not that I read any of the captions, people don’t read anymore…GIFS and EMOJIS….and NOODZ….only. I’ll stand by that, why bother re-writing the same thing, cuz Chanel Westcoast posted her nipple in a sheer slut outfit on instagram this morning -but it doesn’t make my opinion of her or her career as a Secretary on a Reality show that is no more….any more interesting, visionary or worth reading. She’s a bitch from a reality show trying to keep things moving forward and she’s using her tits. It’s good. I am glad I can find this kind of content all over social media. It makes websites like this obsolete! The future is now, and this is 2004 right here… The post Chanel Westcoast Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
They say that you never get a second chance to make a first impression. But might Hannah Brown soon be having second thoughts about the man to whom she gave her first impression rose ? Allow us to explain… On last Monday’s season premiere of The Bachelorette , Hannah Brown was quickly swept off her feet by Luke Parker, a 24-year old import/export manager who did not lack for confidence. He proudly displayed his shirtless torso during his introductory video, saying on air: “I think I’m a good looking guy. When I was in college, a lot of the girls around me thought so, too.” We’ve since learned that Parker graduated from Faulkner University, which is located in Montgomery, Alabama — which is the same state Brown excitedly calls home. So The Bachelorette and this aspiring husband have that important detail in common. (Roll Tide!) Parker, however, went on to explain on this opening episode how he had a revelation one day while taking a shower. He said that God spoke to him and basically told him to stop being a player and start looking to settle down. “I realized that I wasn’t the man I wanted to be and I’ve been working on the husband that I want to be for my future wife,” he explained on the premiere. This sounds quite promising and certainly paints Parker as a profound, religious individual… if you’re buying it. A number of viewers thought such a statement and such a claim was pure BS, however, as evidenced by their disdain for Parker on social media. “I know this type of guy; cute, says the right things, makes you fall fast, feels just right but then becomes extremely possessive when he really has you,” Tweeted one Luke Parker critic, adding: “Can see why he’s villain in this season.” At one point in an extended trailer for The Bachelorette (below), Parker also says he’s madly in love with Brown. Yes, this is the goal of the show, of course, but cynical fans think Luke is the type to just say anything to get in well with Hannah; by which we mean, get into her pants. “There’s no possible way he is falling in Love at this point. He’s proving he’s just a smooth talker. You have to watch for them. #run,” Tweeted a viewer in response to this footage. You can take a look here for yourself and judge Parker’s sincerity. Or lackthereof. Hannah Brown Confesses to Intercourse in Shocking Bachelorette Preview What else do we know about this front-running suitor? Luke went through a bad breakup about a year before he was on The Bachelorette, which is when his brother’s wife decided to sign im up for the program. “I was like…I’m going to apply Luke for the show and just see what happens,” she explained to the Gainesville Times. “[I was] thinking he had no chance of getting on the show.” Alas, he’s here now. And former Bachelor star Nick Viall is randomly pissed about it . The Bachelorette Trailer: Tears, Tension and Stripteases “The world’s full of the less fortunate and people in need, but no, [God] took the time to visit Luke P. in the shower because he was getting too much sex,” Viall said on a podcast last week, doubting the story outlined above. “I really f-cking hate him,” Viall added. “He’s a terrible human being.” Well… okay then! We know how Viall feels about Parker, but how will Brown feel about him? Will she choose him to be her husband? Check out the slideshow below to get a look at some major The Bachelorette spoilers ! View Slideshow: The Bachelorette Spoilers: Check Out Hannah Brown’s Final THREE! [UPDATED]
They say that you never get a second chance to make a first impression. But might Hannah Brown soon be having second thoughts about the man to whom she gave her first impression rose ? Allow us to explain… On last Monday’s season premiere of The Bachelorette , Hannah Brown was quickly swept off her feet by Luke Parker, a 24-year old import/export manager who did not lack for confidence. He proudly displayed his shirtless torso during his introductory video, saying on air: “I think I’m a good looking guy. When I was in college, a lot of the girls around me thought so, too.” We’ve since learned that Parker graduated from Faulkner University, which is located in Montgomery, Alabama — which is the same state Brown excitedly calls home. So The Bachelorette and this aspiring husband have that important detail in common. (Roll Tide!) Parker, however, went on to explain on this opening episode how he had a revelation one day while taking a shower. He said that God spoke to him and basically told him to stop being a player and start looking to settle down. “I realized that I wasn’t the man I wanted to be and I’ve been working on the husband that I want to be for my future wife,” he explained on the premiere. This sounds quite promising and certainly paints Parker as a profound, religious individual… if you’re buying it. A number of viewers thought such a statement and such a claim was pure BS, however, as evidenced by their disdain for Parker on social media. “I know this type of guy; cute, says the right things, makes you fall fast, feels just right but then becomes extremely possessive when he really has you,” Tweeted one Luke Parker critic, adding: “Can see why he’s villain in this season.” At one point in an extended trailer for The Bachelorette (below), Parker also says he’s madly in love with Brown. Yes, this is the goal of the show, of course, but cynical fans think Luke is the type to just say anything to get in well with Hannah; by which we mean, get into her pants. “There’s no possible way he is falling in Love at this point. He’s proving he’s just a smooth talker. You have to watch for them. #run,” Tweeted a viewer in response to this footage. You can take a look here for yourself and judge Parker’s sincerity. Or lackthereof. Hannah Brown Confesses to Intercourse in Shocking Bachelorette Preview What else do we know about this front-running suitor? Luke went through a bad breakup about a year before he was on The Bachelorette, which is when his brother’s wife decided to sign im up for the program. “I was like…I’m going to apply Luke for the show and just see what happens,” she explained to the Gainesville Times. “[I was] thinking he had no chance of getting on the show.” Alas, he’s here now. And former Bachelor star Nick Viall is randomly pissed about it . The Bachelorette Trailer: Tears, Tension and Stripteases “The world’s full of the less fortunate and people in need, but no, [God] took the time to visit Luke P. in the shower because he was getting too much sex,” Viall said on a podcast last week, doubting the story outlined above. “I really f-cking hate him,” Viall added. “He’s a terrible human being.” Well… okay then! We know how Viall feels about Parker, but how will Brown feel about him? Will she choose him to be her husband? Check out the slideshow below to get a look at some major The Bachelorette spoilers ! View Slideshow: The Bachelorette Spoilers: Check Out Hannah Brown’s Final THREE! [UPDATED]
Well, it’s over. One of the most groundbreaking and beloved series in the history of television came to an end on Sunday night. And for many fans — possibly even the majority — the final assessment is that Game of Thrones ended not with the bang they had hoped for but with a whimper befitting a newly orphaned dragon, one whose grief encapsulated the profound disappointment of fans all over the world. While we’re sure the finale has some ardent defenders, it’s not easy finding positive feedback on social media. Even those who supported the show during its rocky final season seem to have accepted defeat in the end, as the Thrones series finale offered little in the way of dramatic surprises, instead focusing on wrapping up the series’ many dangling plot threads in a perfunctory and largely unsatisfying fashion. Yes, Jon Snow killed Daenerys Targaryen. (Sorry for the lack of a spoiler alert, but if you got this far into an article about an episode you haven’t watched yet, perhaps the blame doesn’t lie entirely with us.) But after the events of “The Bells” was anyone really stunned by that development? As for the other big plot twist that failed to elicit much in the way of an emotional response, Bran was named to the Iron Throne, which was satisfying in some respects — characters with profound physical disabilities rarely get to enjoy heroic moments on TV — but maddening in others. (He has a better story than his sister, the shape-shifting, ultra-stealth assassin who just saved the freakin’ world? Really?!) On Twitter, memes expressing the profound disappointment of millions was evident in the endless barrage of hot takes and disparaging memes. Some took the opportunity to reflect on the series as a whole, and many of those fans concluded that GoT began to falter when showrunners David Benioff and D.B. Weiss ran out of source material and began expanding on George R.R. Martin’s story without the aid of his novels to guide them. But are we simply demanding too much from a series whose most egregious sin may have been setting the bar too high in its early seasons? It’s tempting, at this point, to draw parallels between GoT and previous acclaimed series whose finales were better received. Breaking Bad seemed to have been the favorite standard-bearer on Twitter last night, but that’s an unfair comparison for a number of reasons. For starters, Bad — while a fine show in its own right — never attempted anything nearly as ambitious as Game of Thrones . Furthermore, it’s important to bear in mind that Walter White’s last stand was not universally well-received back in 2013. (Many rightly argued that the character got off far too easy, given all the atrocities he’d committed over the course of his transformation from likable every man to villainous kingpin.) The point here is not to disparage a deservedly acclaimed series like Bad , but to point out that it’s always been difficult for beloved series to stick the landing, and that challenge may have become even more daunting in the prestige TV era, as showrunners attempt to subvert tropes and offer something new to increasingly sophisticated audiences, while at the same time being burdened by greater-than-ever expectations. In the case of Thrones , those expectations were compounded by the fact that no series has ever prompted quite so much debate and dissection on social media. As a result, the best way to stand out when tweeting about Game of Thrones is to lean heavily on hyperbole. Thus, a disappointing finale quickly becomes the worst series finale in television history . It’s just the nature of the social media beast in 2019. As we said, very few are arguing that Game of Thrones delivered a finale that lived up to the unprecedented hype that surrounded the show’s final season. And we’re certainly not making that argument here. But it’s worth remembering that over the course of its eight-season run, GoT accomplished things that no other series ever even attempted. And many of the complaints about its final episodes were not about the plot developments themselves (although Daenerys’ conversion to war criminal understandably did not sit well with many) but with the hurried and hasty fashion in which they took place. There’s been much debate over who’s primarily at fault for this rushed conclusion, though the consensus seems to be that Benioff, Weiss, Martin, and HBO all share some of the blame, No Game of Thrones finale would have left every viewer feeling satisfied, but fans were right to expect a show that’s killed off so many characters to be a bit more skillful in its final execution. Even so, we’re doing our best to move on from this bad breakup focus on the many, many highlights of one of the most transformative series of all time. And now our watch is ended. What a time we had. View Slideshow: 19 Shocking Game of Thrones Deaths
Well, it’s over. One of the most groundbreaking and beloved series in the history of television came to an end on Sunday night. And for many fans — possibly even the majority — the final assessment is that Game of Thrones ended not with the bang they had hoped for but with a whimper befitting a newly orphaned dragon, one whose grief encapsulated the profound disappointment of fans all over the world. While we’re sure the finale has some ardent defenders, it’s not easy finding positive feedback on social media. Even those who supported the show during its rocky final season seem to have accepted defeat in the end, as the Thrones series finale offered little in the way of dramatic surprises, instead focusing on wrapping up the series’ many dangling plot threads in a perfunctory and largely unsatisfying fashion. Yes, Jon Snow killed Daenerys Targaryen. (Sorry for the lack of a spoiler alert, but if you got this far into an article about an episode you haven’t watched yet, perhaps the blame doesn’t lie entirely with us.) But after the events of “The Bells” was anyone really stunned by that development? As for the other big plot twist that failed to elicit much in the way of an emotional response, Bran was named to the Iron Throne, which was satisfying in some respects — characters with profound physical disabilities rarely get to enjoy heroic moments on TV — but maddening in others. (He has a better story than his sister, the shape-shifting, ultra-stealth assassin who just saved the freakin’ world? Really?!) On Twitter, memes expressing the profound disappointment of millions was evident in the endless barrage of hot takes and disparaging memes. Some took the opportunity to reflect on the series as a whole, and many of those fans concluded that GoT began to falter when showrunners David Benioff and D.B. Weiss ran out of source material and began expanding on George R.R. Martin’s story without the aid of his novels to guide them. But are we simply demanding too much from a series whose most egregious sin may have been setting the bar too high in its early seasons? It’s tempting, at this point, to draw parallels between GoT and previous acclaimed series whose finales were better received. Breaking Bad seemed to have been the favorite standard-bearer on Twitter last night, but that’s an unfair comparison for a number of reasons. For starters, Bad — while a fine show in its own right — never attempted anything nearly as ambitious as Game of Thrones . Furthermore, it’s important to bear in mind that Walter White’s last stand was not universally well-received back in 2013. (Many rightly argued that the character got off far too easy, given all the atrocities he’d committed over the course of his transformation from likable every man to villainous kingpin.) The point here is not to disparage a deservedly acclaimed series like Bad , but to point out that it’s always been difficult for beloved series to stick the landing, and that challenge may have become even more daunting in the prestige TV era, as showrunners attempt to subvert tropes and offer something new to increasingly sophisticated audiences, while at the same time being burdened by greater-than-ever expectations. In the case of Thrones , those expectations were compounded by the fact that no series has ever prompted quite so much debate and dissection on social media. As a result, the best way to stand out when tweeting about Game of Thrones is to lean heavily on hyperbole. Thus, a disappointing finale quickly becomes the worst series finale in television history . It’s just the nature of the social media beast in 2019. As we said, very few are arguing that Game of Thrones delivered a finale that lived up to the unprecedented hype that surrounded the show’s final season. And we’re certainly not making that argument here. But it’s worth remembering that over the course of its eight-season run, GoT accomplished things that no other series ever even attempted. And many of the complaints about its final episodes were not about the plot developments themselves (although Daenerys’ conversion to war criminal understandably did not sit well with many) but with the hurried and hasty fashion in which they took place. There’s been much debate over who’s primarily at fault for this rushed conclusion, though the consensus seems to be that Benioff, Weiss, Martin, and HBO all share some of the blame, No Game of Thrones finale would have left every viewer feeling satisfied, but fans were right to expect a show that’s killed off so many characters to be a bit more skillful in its final execution. Even so, we’re doing our best to move on from this bad breakup focus on the many, many highlights of one of the most transformative series of all time. And now our watch is ended. What a time we had. View Slideshow: 19 Shocking Game of Thrones Deaths
A-Ha! One mahor Royal Mystery has officially been solved. Almost two weeks removed from Meghan Markle and Prince Harry welcoming their first child into the world, Kensington Palace has made Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor’s birth certificate available to the public. Yes, Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor . We may still need a little while to get used to that name. Regardless, however, the document that confirms he actually exists does list a couple of interesting tidbits on it. For starters, the little one was born at the private Portland Hospital in Westminster. The whereabouts of just where Meghan and Harry went for this blessed event was kept under wraps until now, with some outlets writing that Markle was even considering going WAY against Royal Tradition and going with a home birth. But she thought better of it in the end. As for what else the certificate tells us? One interesting note is that this paper lists Meghan’s official job title as “Princess of the United Kingdom.” (Harry’s is listed as “Prince of the United Kingdom.”) A former star on the USA Network legal drama Suits, Markle worked as an actress for many years. However, she was forced to give this line of work up when she fell in love with a Royal. Her official title is Duchess of Sussex, but now we know that her occupation is apparently that of “princess,” whatever that entails exactly. As also mentioned on this certificate, Archie Harrison was born on May 6 at 5:26 a.m., weighing 7 lbs. 3 oz. He is seventh in the line to the British throne, but his parents are determined to give him a normal childhood. As normal as possible under their circumstances, that is. Along those lines, however, they’ve moved away from Kensington Palace in favor of a home in the country, Frogmore Cottage; and they’ve opted not to give Archie a royal title . Naturally, and sadly, Markle has been criticized already for these decisions. Some Brits will simply hate her forever. But at least Harry loves his wife very much, along with the child they’ve created together through sexual intercourse. “As every father and parent would ever say, your baby is absolutely amazing, but this little thing is absolutely to die for, so I’m just over the moon,” the Prince said in his first remarks about Archie. “He has the sweetest temperament. He’s really calm,” Meghan later added. Meghan and Harry got married in St George’s Chapel at Windsor Castle in May of 2018. They announced that they were expecting their first child five months after their nuptials. For an extended look at the precious little boy… here you go! View Slideshow: Meghan Markle and Prince Harry: Royal Baby Photos are HERE!
We've made our predictions for what will be revealed on the 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? Season 4 Tell All special . That special has already been filmed, however, on Mother's Day weekend. Fans were surprised — some were even shocked — when Jay Smith posted a genuinely sweet tribute to his ex, Ashley Martson. Remember, she's the mother of two children. Now, Ashley tells In Touch Weekly that she doesn't really take Jay's post at face value. If he'd really meant it, she says, he would have done things differently. … 1. Things are tense Ashley and Jay are over, and it looks like Ashley would prefer that Jay keep her name out of his mouth — and off of his social media — for the time being. 2. On Sunday, Jay shocked fans by singing Ashley’s praises “You are a kind, generous and loving human being,” Jay’s surprising Mother’s Day tribute began. 3. Then he dialed things up a notch. Jay went on to call Ashley “a strong woman, and one that I am lucky to know and proud to love.” Notice that he said love, in the present tense. 4. It was all very sweet “Happy Mother’s Day, @ashleye_90,” he concluded the now-deleted Instagram post. 5. It looked like a charming olive branch A few weeks ago, Jay sounded a lot more defensive, insisting that he was not a “little boy” who would knock up a mistress, and suggesting that at least some of the reports of his cheating were blown out of proportion. 6. So was he trying to make nice? No. Well, maybe. If he really wanted to make peace with Ashley, he did it in the wrong way. View Slideshow
You know how your Aunt Carol is always flooding your social media feed with memes about made-up holidays devoted to hot dogs or offshore oil rig workers? Well, she dropped the ball in a big way if she failed to inform you that it’s national Hot Takes About the Bachelorette Day! First, we learned that Nick Viall flat-out hates Luke Parker , who appears to be Hannah Brown’s frontrunner at the moment. (Check out our Bachelorette spoilers if you want to see how that plays out.) Now, it appears that Kelly Ripa is equally disdainful of the whole freakin’ franchise! Yes, it may be the creeping apathy that comes with being forced to sit next to Ryan Seacrest every morning, but it seems that Kelly has exactly zero f–ks to give. The woman is creeped out by the whole Bachelor/Bachelorette content machine, and she doesn’t care who knows it! On today’s episode of Live With Kelly and Dude From American Idol Who’s Somehow Still a Thing , Seacrest revealed to Ripa that Hannah Beast herself will be a guest on the show later this week. Not only did Ripa apparently have no idea who Hannah is, she made no qualms about the fact that she is not a member of Bachelorette nation. “Oh, it’s an entirely different person?” she asked after revealing that she thought Colton Underwood’s girlfriend, Cassie Randolph, was the new Bachelorette . “You guys, you know how I feel about the show, it disgusts me,” Ripa told her bemused audience. “I can’t stand the idea of 25 exceptional women fighting over one ordinary fella, in my opinion,” she added. “You know how I feel, ladies, we are too special to be arguing over a guy.” At that point, Ripa unleashed her fury on the studio audience like Daenerys Targaryen at King’s Landing . Or she gently chided them for watching a show she doesn’t like. Same difference. “Having said that,” she scolded. “All of you women watch that gross, gross show.” Okay, so Kelly doesn’t care for The Bachelor? But how does she feel about The Bachelorette ? Well, apparently, she thinks it’s “it’s all creepy” and she describes The Bachelorette as “just as creepy” as The Bachelor. So it seems that while there might be some feminist beliefs behind Ripa’s distaste for the franchise, ultimately she finds the whole idea of a rabid competition with a human being as the reward to be a bit unseemly. We’re with her — but we long ago learned to just shut off that part of our brains on Monday nights. View Slideshow: The Bachelorette Spoilers: Check Out Hannah Brown’s Final THREE! [UPDATED]
Source: Getty Images / Getty Images Charlamagne Tha God & Jameela Jamil Discuss Hollywood’s Beauty Standards Jameela Jamil joined Charlamagne Tha God for the second installment of The Hollywood Reporter’s Emerging Hollywood . During the episode, she talks about her own struggles with oppressive beauty standards, call-out culture in America and why she chose to call out celebrities like Khloe Kardashian, Iggy Azalea, and Cardi B, her social activism, and South Asia representation in Hollywood. See the conversation for yourself down below: