Ed Sheeran is full of talent and personality. The “Thinking Out Loud” singer is fairly active on Twitter and isn’t afraid to speak his mind on the social media platform. So we thought he would be a perfect candidate for this episode of Socially Decoded. Our comedic trolls did an awesome job trying to break down […]
Emilia Clarke is on Game of Thrones…a show I don’t watch, but that everyone watches, because when things go viral the world participates…and most importantly all you dragon and wizard loving, fantasy watching, virgin loser….in all your social awkwardness…fucking love….because nerd culture is mainstream… I know that ever since I found out fantasy existed, probably at the age of 5 in shitty books, shitty movies, shitty video games, I knew…it was some bullshit weirdness….then I saw Sci/Fi fantasy clubs at the college level who played Magic the Gathering…and had sword battles in the park like 7 year olds at the age of 30, because it gives them a way to socialize and that works for their aspergers… It’s always made made me uncomfortable…even though I run a blog and that in and of itself is as virgin loser as I guy can get , even though it gets me pussy…but unfortunately not Emilia CLarke pussy…pussy that is relatively uneventful, but when stripped down for Esquire…is good enough for me…and definitely good enough for the nerds who have already married her in some at home ceremony on some software they coded…because that’s how nerds are….unless they see this as her being gratuitous and slutty and sharing the soul mate they created makes them mad…because you know at least one nerd threw his laptop or computer screen after jerking off to this…screaming “HARLOT”….and I fucking love Harlots…I’m not a Harlot SHamer…I say…MORE LINGERIE…because I’m not a Lingerie Shamer either… The post Emilia Clarke for Esquire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As previously documented, celebrities have said some very dumb things on Twitter over the years . Due to these mistakes, or due to a number of other reasons, many stars out there have attempted to quit the social media service. Some have succeeded, while others have returned shortly after they vowed to leave. Here's a look at various celebrities who, at various times, have simply had it with Twitter… 1. Lena Dunham After getting in some trouble for some inappropriate Tweets, and receiving loads of backlash as a result, Dunham said Twitter was no longer a “safe space” for her. She left the website in late September 2015. 2. Iggy Azalea Iggy Azalea does not always “fancy” the social media service. She tweeted on February 18 that she was taking time away from social media because she “[needs] to be happy and it is too negative and draining.” But she has since returned. 3. Jennifer Love Hewitt Jennifer Love Hewitt took a break in 2013 due the negativity people choose to send on Twitter, but she returned just a few months later. 4. Alec Baldwin Alec Baldwin famously vowed in 2013 he would never reopen his Twitter account after he exploded in a expletive-filled Twitter rant directed at a British reporter. He’s since returned, but not under his former personal account. 5. Kanye West Kanye West said goodbye to Twitter in 2012, deleting his old Tweets and unfollowing everyone except his then-girlfriend Kim Kardashian. But he’s now back to talk about Kim, his fashion line and other topics. 6. Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus left Twitter way back in 2009. And again the following year. But she was never able to stay too far away, often returning to show off new, weird photos and messages. View Slideshow
I feel like I already posted this, but I figured since I think Emma Roberts is lovely, for no real reason, other than that she hasn’t blocked me on Social Media, coupled with the fact that any girl with a drug addicted, self involved, probably too busy to give her the male love and support she needed, but was positioned well enough to give her an opportunity to build an acting career of her own, as the young hipster-y fashionista who looks homeless most of the time…you know daddy issues..the kind that lead to her being arrested for fighting with her boyfriend…I might as well promote anything half naked that she does…because half naked is what she’s supposed to be doing… All I see are wrinkles, and not the good kind on her labia..but around her eyes…because I guess it’s been a roung life.. The post The Emma Roberts Underwear Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
These African animals are some of the funniest looking creatures on the planet. You may have seen them on TV at some point or at the zoo, but can you guess which one is which?
Crystal Renay Deletes Ne-Yo Photos From Her Instagram Is everything still alright with Ne-Yo and Crystal Renay? The R&B super star’s girlfriend has always been enthusiastic about her relationship with the crooner on her social media accounts, constantly posting pics and updates about her boo Shaffer and now their baby on the way. Naturally, Ne-Yo has followed suit — even recently posting a knocked-up flick of his lady love and saying how much he appreciated her “glow.” So it shocked many of Crystal’s followers when her Instagram suddenly showed no trace of her relationship. Crystal Renay just erased each and every photo of Ne-Yo from her IG account — which as we all know is a tell tale sign of the end . The deletion took her account down to only about 100 posts — none of which show any of the lovey-dovey coupled-up flicks with Ne-Yo that flooded her account just hours ago. However, her most recent post is this little “eff you” to her haters — hashtag “We Happy”… With that, we’re guessing she just grew a little weary of everyone throwing their two cents in on her happy little life??? She still left up multiple pics of herself flashing her huge rock, looking happy and pregnant, and even calling herself “His”… Hmmm…looks like she just isn’t giving her “haters” anything else to hate on — for now. Do you think this method will work?? Instagram
Last time we checked in on Paris Jackson, it looked as though the 17-year-old had gotten secretly engaged to Chester Castellaw . Neither Paris nor her soccer-playing boo have confirmed the news yet, but whatever is going on in her life, Paris seems happier than ever. Considering Paris attempted suicide just two years ago, it’s a great relief to see her smiling, hanging out with friends, and generally just living the life of a normal teenager on her social media pages. In fact, Paris – who has a reputation for being a bit on the shy side – seems to be coming out of her shell more than ever based on some recent pics: First, she made some Michael Jackson impersonator’s life by posing for a pic with him. (Unless, of course, she made no mention of who she is, which would be even more epic.) Shortly thereafter, Paris showed off a new look by sporting some seriously bright red hair. Not a shade that everyone could pull off, but we think she’s making it work. Yes, Paris has a new boyfriend (and possible fiance) a new ‘do, and – it would appear – a new outlook on life. We’re sure Michael would approve.
King Kylie, yes indeed. The 18-year-old recently dethroned her sister Kim Kardashian in the social media game and doesn’t plan on letting up anytime soon. In her…
Kylie Jenner has always posted racy selfies on Instagram , but her social media profile has been more revealing than ever in the weeks since she turned 18. Kylie’s bikini pics from earlier this week have already been favorited more than 1.5 million times and the one that features a (quite clearly photoshopped) view of Kylie’s thonged backside has been re-grammed nearly 100,000 times! The pics have generated a good deal of controversy, but not because of how revealing they are. No, now that she’s 18, Kylie is being side-eyed by fans less because of the risque content on her social media pages, and more because of her alleged attempts to dethrone her sister, Kim Kardashian . Several sources have claimed that Kylie photoshopped her latest bikini pic because she knows that butts are the key to the Kardshian Kingdom. However, one insider says Kylie would never bother to retouch her own pics: “[Kylie’s] not at all envious of Kim’s butt because she’s very confident in her own butt, she thinks she’s the one with the best butt in the family,” a source told Hollywood Life, in what must have been the most butt-centric interview since the heyday of Sir Mix-A-Lot. “If she did do any plastic surgery on her butt it would be in the future, right now she feels like it’s perfect.” There ya have it, folks. Kylie feels she’s achieved butt perfection. Earlier today she even attempted to put a rest to the rumors that she’s coming for Kim’s krown, by posting this pic, with a caption that read simply, “K I M B E R L Y” Of course, Kylizzle can claim to be cool with her big sis all she wants. The fact remains that Kylie’s app is the best-selling in the family by a wide margin, and Kim can’t be happy about being replaced as the number one cash cow. “Now that Kylie knows she is in such high-demand after the huge success of her app, she is starting to turn into a real diva and they are all really concerned right now,” a source close to the family tells Radar Online. “Kylie has told Kris that they should focus more on her in the show rather than on Kim…This is not going to end well!” Yes, it seems Kylie’s bottom is on top and a full-blown battle of the butts is brewing. No one is safe.
Khloe Kardashian’s former husband Lamar Odom is back … on Instagram, at least, after several months away from the social media site. The former NBA star has been all over Insta, sharing pics of himself playing for the L.A. Lakers and the University of Rhode Island Rams. Khloe’s ex, 35, also shared a picture of a healthy meal! “Mmmmm,” Odom captioned the pic of grilled chicken with rice and avocado next to three hard boiled eggs and a purple smoothie. Delish. Goes well with a side of crack rocks. #toosoon? In addition to food porn, Odom shared a photo of an old newspaper clipping from his days as a prized player at Christ the King H.S. Back in 1997, Lamar was one of the nation’s top recruits; Odom went on to play one year at URI before making the jump to the NBA. Since then, his rise and fall have been well documented. It’s been a particular rough year for the athlete, who tragically lost two close friends, Jamie Sangouthai and Bobby Heyward , to drug overdoses. He also finalized his divorce from Khloe Kardashian, 31, in July, nearly two years after the famous pair first split up and he spiraled out of control. In the premiere of Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 11 last weekend, Lamar’s ex revealed that she still regularly checks up on Odom. “I don’t believe in just acting like that relationship never existed,” Kardashian said at one point, and this valid statement also begs the question: Will we see Lamar accost Khloe at SoulCycle on the E! show? Guess we’ll have to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online and find out. View Slideshow: Khloe and Lamar in Happier Times