It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like Haley Joel Osment’s new rendition or version of himself that he calls Emily, thanks to being celebrated as a kid, and wanting to always remain cute…..who is also clever in his social media posts, by doing a gratuitous bikini pic, contrasted with a throwback thursday to make it wholesome, with as much strategy as his career and sex change….good job. Happy New Year….
According to Elle U.K., Kim Kardashian exudes confidence. Late last month, Ray J’s former sex tape partner covered this publication’s Confidence Issue, eating a cupcake while doing so and raising the ire of readers around the world, many of whom wondered: Should Kim Kardashian really be the role model who for a “smart woman’s guide to self-belief,” as the cover advertised? Yes, according to Editor-in-Chief Lorraine Candy. “For me, confidence is about finding your voice and making it heard,” Candy writes this month in a letter to fans. “This is not about shouting louder, or indeed judging those women who feel the need to do so; it’s about finding out how to persuade yourself you can achieve whatever you want to.” Okay, sure. Fine. Whatever. But how does this apply to someone who so often poses naked and who makes money by flaunting her cleavage? “Kim’s success should be applauded, not sneered at or, indeed, denigrated,” Candy saya. “She is the perfect face for an issue devoted to self-belief. She has built a staggeringly influential business empire and inspired many young women to be more confident about their bodies.” We guess. Demi Lovato did recently praise Kardashian for serving as a body image role model. “I’m an Armenian girl, I have shape, and it turned out people liked that,” Kim told Elle U.K. this fall. “That makes me feel good about myself and about other women for being so supportive. “I am a confident woman, but I didn’t just arrive confident – it has built over the years and that is a big part of who I am now.” Now, Kim, about that ridiculous weight loss corset … 19 Worst Kim Kardashian Photos! 1. Kim Kardashian Krying Kim gets her ugly cry on. It’s definitely not her best look.
Jeremy Renner and wife Sonni Pacheco are the latest entrants to the last minute rush of 2014 celebrity break-ups , ending their union of a whole 10 months. Sonni, apparently, is the one who wants out, and hard. When few people even know you got married by the time you call it quits, either you keep your personal life very private or it was a really short union. In this case, it was a little from Columns A and B. Pacheco filed divorce papers, citing irreconcilable differences … and demanding he return her stolen passport, birth certificate and Social Security card. Yeah. Amicable, this is not, it sounds like. Intensely and unabashedly private, Jeremy Renner and Sonni Pacheco married in secret earlier this year, and only admitted it publicly in September. Things clearly went south in a hurry. Pacheco says the two have a prenuptial agreement, but says it should be torn up, since it was based on fraud. Sonni did not elaborate on the alleged fraud. She is asking for spousal support and custody of their one-year-old daughter, Ava Berlin, use of their Range Rover, along with rent and moving expenses. Yeah. Gonna be ugly for Jer. At 10 months, these two made it longer than some celebrity couples, but are still in the top (bottom?) tier of our shortest celebrity marriages in history … 15 Shortest Celebrity Marriages 1. Britney Spears and Kevin Federline Britney Spears and Kevin Federline made it only two years. Which was by FAR the longer of her two marriages, but that’s not saying a whole lot.
2014 will be remembered for many reasons. It was the year when Ebola made its way to the United States; when civilians in Missouri and New York took their displeasure with the police to the street; when North Korea somehow prevented a movie from opening in the United States. And also when Kylie and Kendall Jenner fully emerged from the attention-hogging shadow of half-sister Kim Kardashian … barely wearing any clothes in the process! 49 Inappropriate Kylie and Kendall Jenner Photos 1. Kendall and Kylie Jenner Bikini Photo This is ONE RACY photo of Kendall and Kylie Jenner in bikinis on Instagram. Goodness. This is not the first year the Jenners have made a splash, but with each passing week, their fame – and notoriety – grows, and not solely on Instagram. Indeed, these teenage siblings have been public figures to some degree since they were children, due to their roles on Keeping Up with the Kardashians . But Kylie and Kendall Jenner served as far more than background fodder for their feuding parents and famous half-sisters over the past 12 months. Kylie made us feel dirty every time she stripped down on Instagram, while clearly basking in the focus on those who wondered whether she has had lip injections . Making headlines for merely stoking the rumor mill with plastic surgery talk and for posing in skimpy outfits at a young age (Kylie is just 17 years old)? Hmmm. We wonder where she learned that lesson from. 31 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kylie Jenner 1. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Pic Kylie Jenner squats and shows off her cleavage in this photo. NOTE: She is 16 years old. Kendall, meanwhile, has accomplished more than just mastery of her social media accounts (though she remains a master of social media in her own right). A true runway star, the 19-year old stunner has helped anchor fashion shows in Paris, Milan and New York over the past several months. She’s appeared in Vogue, more than once. She possibly hooked up with Justin Bieber . She was named the most reblogged model of 2014 . To Jenner’s credit, she has gone out of her way to disassociate herself from her famous family, trying as hard as possible to establish herself in the fashion world on her own merits. So far, so very good for her, with no end in sight. It’s been an impressive year overall for Kendall and Kylie Jenner. Expect to see them back in this list in 2015, perhaps even ranked higher than Kim. Let’s just hope it’s not because they made a sex tape. 36 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kendall Jenner 1. Kendall Jenner: Naked and Smoking Kendall Jenner is smoking in this picture. In more ways than one! She was 18 years old at the time it was taken.
You might watch Teen Mom online so that you can memorize every scene of the trainwreck-fest, but no matter how obsessed you are you’re not the number one fan of MTV’s most addictive series. That title belongs to a 43-year-old Boston resident named Matthew Baier, who live-tweeted the show for years, and is now deeply involved in the world of one of its most infamous stars. Baier is dating Amber Portwood , and it’s unknown if she’s aware of his zealous Teen Mom fandom, but the briefest glimpse into his social media history would show her that her new dude is, like, totes OMG OBSESSED with Teen Mom! Surprisingly, Baier never had much to say about Amber, but he was ruthless in his assessment of TM2 star Jenelle Evans. Radar Online reports that Baier has posted “hundreds” of tweets about Jenelle and her boyfriend, Nathan Griffith. “Poll: if you were on a sinking boat with Jenelle Evans and a cockroach who would you save?” Baier once tweeted. “Jenelle have you ever gotten so high that you…never mind I know the answer,” he asked the troubled mother of three on a separate occasion. Needless to say, he’s not a fan. Evans and Portwood feuded for years before quashing their beef back in October. We imagine Amber’s involvement with a dude who’s biggest hobby is trash-talking Jenelle will not be good for their new friendship. Amber Portwood Photos: Through Good Times & Bad 1. Amber Portwood Makeover Amber Portwood’s makeover looks pretty great. At least compared to her mug shot chic look of the past.
Ashely Benson was the slut in Springbreakers, who I guess was trying to break free from being the slut on some show called Pretty Little Liars, that I assume is about sluts, because it is all the rage and all the cast members are super fucking famous, even though you’ve probably never heard of her…. Well now she’s being slutty on her social media, posting pics of her in her shower, in what looks like a rape scene, which I assume you like, because rape is all you know when it comes to sex, and I guess this is calculated or part of her global fame campaign, you know to be just a little edgy…or maybe she’s like all these other actresses who love any and all attention they get…and ultimately…who cares…
Insane! And to add insult to injury she kept collecting the girl’s Social Security checks … This woman deserves to rot in jail. According to NY Daily News reports : Amber Keyes, 35, faces a charge of injury to a child for allowing her daughter Ayahna Comb, who suffered from cerebral palsy and couldn’t feed or clothe herself or move without a wheelchair, to wither away and die in January. It was only in June, when her other child and two friends were looking for a cheese stick to eat in the Houston apartment, that they found Ayahna Comb’s emaciated, blanket-wrapped remains – weighing only 14 pounds – inside the fridge, the Houston Chronicle reported . An autopsy determined the child died of malnutrition and dehydration and the death was ruled a homicide last month. “By not providing the proper parental care or seeking medical and/or professional assistance for [Ayahna’s] condition, the defendant caused injury to [Ayahna] by omission, which led to the death of [Ayahna] due to neglect,” authorities wrote in Keyes’ charging documents, obtained by the Chronicle. Keyes told authorities she panicked after Ayahna stopped breathing one night in January and tried CPR, but never called authorities after she failed to revive the frail child. Instead, she stuffed the girl into the fridge and continued to use it during the several months the body lay inside, authorities said. Keyes didn’t take the girl to the doctor for two years prior to her death and that towards her death on Jan. 29, found the girl “always difficult to feed,” the paper reported. While the body chilled for months in the fridge, Keyes continued to collect Social Security benefits in her disabled daughter’s name, she told authorities. She also lived with another young daughter, who has been taken into protective custody. Keyes previously lost custody of a third child, who was 18 months old in 2002 when child services learned her boyfriend was abusing the tot and removed the child from the Houston home. After the girl died, Keyes continued to tell the child’s father, Armand Comb, that she was still alive, he told KHOU-TV in June. He even spoke to Keyes, who pretended Ayahna was listening as Comb sang her a song. She’s still in jail, in lieu of $50K bail. Just terrible. That poor innocent, helpless little girl. Our prayers go out to the three kids who found the body. That has to be traumatic. Houston County Sheriff’s Office/Handout
Kendall Jenner is featured in a national publication this week. Unlike half-sister Kim Kardashian , however, she is fully clothed and balancing nary a single champagne bottle on her rear end. Instead, the impressive 19-year old is profiled by The New York Times, which spoke to members of her team and executives at Estée Lauder about what has helped Kendall succeed in the competitive world of professional modeling. “I think what’s so exciting about her is that she has this social media influence along with a fashion credibility in a distinct way that speaks to millennials,” says Jane Hertzmark Hudis, the global brand president of Estée Lauder. Kendall, of course, recently signed on as the Estée Lauder spokesperson . Added Jenner upon earning this new gig: “I just want to be the best me I can be. So having the power that social media does, I think just seeing how many people care about you and seeing how many people want to watch what you’re doing, it just makes you really want to do the best you can do.” Kendall also talked to The New York Times about how she balances life as a reality star on a ridiculous E! program and how she walks the runway for established fashion companies. “It’s definitely two different worlds,” she says. “I feel like Hannah Montana. But it’s fun.” We wonder how Miley Cyrus feels about that comparison. 34 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kendall Jenner 1. Kendall Jenner: Naked and Smoking Kendall Jenner is smoking in this picture. In more ways than one! She was 18 years old at the time it was taken.
Mom Christina Milian is up on some Free The Nipple Shit, not because she’s Alyssa Milano-ing and fighting for the right to Breast Feed, but because she wants some attention that she feels she deserves, because she was a one-hit wonder a bunch of years ago, and that she should be the Gaga, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, she was in the scene before, but that she wasn’t quite marketed the same way as, leaving her to fend for herself off royalties for her song, and royalties for all the other songs that her producer ex-husband put her credit on, because he knew if she had a passive income, she couldn’t rape his bank the way other gold diggers do… So when she’s not posting bikini pics, or hard nipple pics on her social media, hoping for a Beyonce moment where the world picks her up and embraces her despite it being 10 years later…she’s showing up to events…with nipple exposed…so she can pretend it was an accident…when we all know it is never an accident.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICTURES CLICK HERE
