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Sofia Vergara Hot in Vanity Fair Spain of the DAy

Sofia Vergara brought her big, old lady, hispanic mom tits, to a photoshoot for Vanity Fair Spain….and I didn’t really mind…because I don’t really have anything better to look at while other people are out living their lives…I just sort of sit here and rot away…and I might as well do it looking at some mystery of a woman that I know has more of a story than a rockin’ set of spic tits…I’m talking drug cartels, bribes, threats and deep throat action….shit she should write into a movie about a busty single mother going Hollywood….but that she can’t write cuz she dropped out of school too early to hop on a raft to America for that…. Here is the video….

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Sofia Vergara Hot in Vanity Fair Spain of the DAy

Sofia Vergara Ice Cream Lickin’ of the Day

It is hot as fuck outside, so what better way to celebrate all the hot moms and their daughter out together trying to cool off together, playing out one of my fantasies, but posting a GIF of Sofia Vergara stuffing her fat ass face with ice cream like she can afford to eat the calories, you know cuz she’s a 40 year old mom and has fat tits and people appreciate her curve, even though every time I see bitches eat ice cream, I get totally fucking disgusted, knowing just what they are doing to themselves, before remembering that if they dont’ care about what goes into them, then I may have a fucking chance getting inside them… I’m on my way to apply for a job at Dairy Queen right now….cuz ice cream is where summer magic happens….and sucking creamy white high calorie dairy product from a phallus is sometimes too suggestive for my numb, desensitized soul to handle…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sofia Vergara Is One Sexy Mother

In case some of you don’t already know this, Latina hottie Sofia Vergara has a son who’s like twenty years old or something like that. I know! Here she is walking down the street with him while she sexily sucks on a cherry. Seriously, this guy has got to be one of the unluckiest kids around. I mean, I wouldn’t want to walk around with my mom if she looked like this, everybody would be staring at her and hitting on her. Mom! You’re embarrassing me. I would however like to be best friends with that kid. Call me when you’re having a family pool party.

Doutzen Kroes: Hottest Mom Bikini Ever!

I just posted a few shots of hot latina MILF Sofia Vergara walking down the street sucking on a cherry like she was in an eighties rock video, so I thought I’d follow it up with some pictures of possibly the hottest MILF yet. Here’s supermodel and new mom Doutzen Kroes rocking a sexy supermodel bikini showing off her supermodel body. Amaze! That booty just seems to belong in a bikini, I want to take it to the pool bar and drink champagne off of it for like a week. Pretty please.

Nick Loeb is a Drug-Using, Orgy-Loving Sex Addict, Tabloid Claims

Nick Loeb, who split with Sofia Vergara last month but promptly got back together with her, is at the center of a shocking sex scandal … allegedly. According to the National Enquirer, Loeb is a raging sex addict who hires hookers and often engages in multi-partner orgies. He also loves strip clubs. Two prostitutes have come forward with shocking claims regarding the businessman and insist that Modern Family star Vergara is “in the dark.” “[Nick] just can’t get enough,” says one of his alleged escorts, Bianca. “He’ll party with anyone from 2-5 girls, usually in luxury hotel penthouses, with porn playing on all the TVs, lines of cocaine laid out and liquor flowing like water.” “He takes large doses of Viagra and provides sex toys, lingerie and drugs, including E.” “He doesn’t use it but he likes the girls to take it because he believes it makes them enjoy sex more. His favorite thing is to watch two women making love while he has sex with another girl … I think Nick is definitely a sex addict .” “Sofia would call in the middle of an orgy,” Cindy, another of his alleged prostitutes, says. “Nick would grab his cellphone and bolt. When he got back, I said, ‘Does Sofia know what you’re doing?’ He responded, ‘No way! She’d kill me.'” She still could, Nick Loeb. She still could. [Photo: WENN.com]

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Sofia Vergara Ruins My Upskirt Shot

As far as upskirt pictures go, these aren’t exactly the greatest, but I love this latina MILF Sofia Vergara so I had to post them. She’s just sexy, everything she does looks hot, she even makes blocking us from getting a peek at her panties look good. I don’t know how she does it, but I could watch her slide out of a SUV all day. I think they need to make these things higher, make the ladies jump out or climb down a small rope ladder. So hot.

Gabrielle Anwar Bikini Pics of the Day

Gabrielle Anwar is some bitch I’ve never heard of on some show called Burn Notice that I’ve never heard of because I hate TV, knowing they are brainwashing me and manipulating me not to actually go out there and live, but instead to be some kind of drone that they try to program…I’m not a conspiracy theorist or overly paranoid…I just know not to trust the shit big industry feeds us….they are evil…. I could google her, but why bother, she’s not all that hot, has shity tits an the only thing I really appreciate is her toned stomach….but not enough to have sex with it through my computer…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sofia Vergara Bikinis for Twitter of the Day

Sofia Vergara posted some pics of her in a bikini on Vacation…even though her life is a fucking vacation…thanks to her tits she’s put into a bikini…that have offered her the good life so many other hotter hispanics would have probably liked….you know ones who aren’t 40 and moms of 22 year olds….but those hispanics didn’t suck the right dick or use cocaine cartels from their home country to their advantage….and really she is hot enough for me to stare at as she puts out pics…even though her topless work when she was trying to get famous was more interesting to look at….because topless bitches in their 30s are better than bikini clad woman in the 40s…even when it is the same bitch in both pics..it’s just the way the aging process work people….

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Maria Menounos Gets Molested

Is Maria Menounos still on Dancing With The Stars or has she been booted off yet? I don’t watch the show, but I like all the attention she’s been getting because of it. Here she is showing off that cute Greek booty while getting molested by the old man judge. Get your boney liver spotted hands off my woman gramps. If anyone is going to slip her the soft it’s going to be me.

Sexy Sofia Vergara Bikini Pictures

I love that thanks to Twitter and Facebook and all the other social media sites, celebrities have found a way to get even more attention. Here’s Latina super MILF Sofia Vergara showing off that sweet curvaceous body of hers in some hot vacation bikini shots. There’s something about vacation bikini pictures that are just that much hotter than any other bikini shots. Although I guess you probably wouldn’t walk around in a bikini if you’re not on vacation, but you know what I mean. The woman just oozes sexiness, I love it.