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Sofia Vergara’s Tight Black Dress of the Day

Here’s a real fucking surprise….Sofia Vergara was in a tight dress showing off her tits….because that’s all she’s fucking good for…I mean that and getting you the purest cocaine cuz all Colombians no someone in the right place….a someone I assume is the reason she’s famous today…cuz Hollywood runs off cocaine as much as it runs off money…and it would make sense that there were bribes, weapons, and death threats involved in getting this busty, broken english bitch famous…I’m sure there’s a handful of other busty spic bitches out there just as eager and far less damaged…working stripper poles instead of movie executive poles…who cares…tight dress/pictures/dance.

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Sofia Vergara’s Tight Black Dress of the Day

Stacy Keibler’s Legs in a Little Black Dress of the Day

Stacy Keibler is wearing a tight black dress and showing off her legs George Clooney wants us to believe he wears as a scarf, because there is a strong chance he is more into scarfs for fashion purposes, you know to accent his outfit while singing show tunes with his boys in his Italian Villa….you know all gay like that….cuz only gay guys wear scarfs for fashion…I mean unless it is cold outside then it is every man for his own….you versus the elements and sexuality doesn’t come into play…and the real issue is why I’m not focusing on Keibler wrestling legs….maybe I’m the kind of guy who needs a scarf for fashion if you know what I mean…

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Shakira Squats in Concert of the Day

Here is Youtube sensation and International Popstar Shakira…pushing 40 and shaking her Colombian ass, because like Sofia Vergara, cocaine money, or at least the pure Colombian got her where she needed to be…a place where shaking her ass to irritating sounding music on youtube would generate 100,000,000 views….cuz shaking ass is always fun to watch…especially when she was an International popstar….not that it matters… She was in concert in Madrid…in a variety of outfits…none all that hot…but I don’t care….she’s squatting and I love seeing bitches squat so I’m posting it anyway….

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Sarah Hyland Is 21, Looks 15 But Is Legal

There’s almost nothing I enjoy more than shots of a hot chick at her twenty-first birthday party, maybe twin hotties on their twenty-first birthday would be alright, so these shots are all I need. Here’s Modern Family cutie Sarah Hyland all dressed up in her birthday outfit, which I love, but she looks more like a girl at her sweet sixteen party. What the hell? I’m not complaining, I just want to know what her secret is. Not that I’m an old man or anything, but maybe if I looked a little younger Sarah wouldn’t be so creeped out when I showed up in a trench coat with a camera taped to my shoe.

The Three Stooges Meet the iPhone, Ogle Sofia Vergara and Poke Snooki In Underwhelming First Trailer

There’s something for everyone in the first trailer for The Three Stooges . Well, something for everyone who enjoys Sofia Vergara in tight sweaters, lobster-down-the-pants gags and Jersey Shore cameos. If any of those ideas interest you, click ahead to see the Farrelly brothers’ take on modern-era Moe, Larry and Curly.

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The Three Stooges Meet the iPhone, Ogle Sofia Vergara and Poke Snooki In Underwhelming First Trailer

There’s something for everyone in the first trailer for The Three Stooges . Well, something for everyone who enjoys Sofia Vergara in tight sweaters, lobster-down-the-pants gags and Jersey Shore cameos. If any of those ideas interest you, click ahead to see the Farrelly brothers’ take on modern-era Moe, Larry and Curly.

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Sofia Vergara Busts Out The Good Stuff

Here is my favorite latina super MILF Sofia Vergara strutting her stuff at the premiere of that annoying movie, New Year’s Eve , that all the girls are going to force their boyfriends to go see and then want to recreate some cheesy scene on december 31st instead of just letting them go out and get hammered with their boys. These kinds of movies make having a girlfriend a pain in the ass. Anyhow, Sofia would never do that to me, she’s perfect. Although I don’t think I’d like to see her angry, those latinas are fiery.

Sofia Vergara Rocking Some Cleavage of the Day

Here are some pictures of Sofia Vergara looking her best…Seriously at 45, mom of a 25 year old, she really pulls her shit together well, and by shit, I mean tits, all squeezed together like the don’t hang to her belly button, like all the other mom’s you know that can pull off cleavage like this with the right bra, harnesses and straps…. She’s living the life, far better than running through cocaine fields as a little girl, sleeping with drug cartel runners, because they had all the money to buy her fancy things, while she dreamed of being as famous as Shakira, back home in Colombia….you know before she moved to America and slept her way to Hollywood with networking strategies of only someone who really understands how to move drugs, but instead of drugs…she used her vagina…which to many men…is probably the same thing… Here are the titty pics, unfortunately no upskirt pics.

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Sofia Vergara: "My Mom Talked Me Out of Getting a Breast Reduction"

Thanksgiving isn’t until next week, but let’s all pause for a moment and give thanks for Sofia Vergara ‘s mom. Not only did she bring Sofia’s heavenly body into the world, she also valiantly defended that body against those who wanted to change it. As Sofia explains in the December issue of Health : “When I moved to America, I was more voluptuous, and I felt a little different…My publicist [at the time] told me, ‘I think you should just reduce your boobs because nobody’s going to take you seriously here.” But Sofia says her mother “almost had a heart attack” when she heard about the plan to cut her daughter’s cantaloupes: “She was like, ‘God is going to punish you! You can’t cut your boobs!…I don’t regret not doing it, because now it’s become a big part of me,” Sofia says. A part that she’s very comfortable with, by the way: “I’m a Latin woman: I’m voluptuous, I’m loud, I’m exactly what a Latin woman is,” she says. “I prefer to be called that than, ‘You’re boring; you have a flat ass!'” See more from Hollywood’s second favorite Columbian export, Sofia Vergara , right here on MrSkin.com!

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Sofia Vergara’s Lovely MILF Cleavage

After the always spectacular shots of Elizabeth Hurley’s cleavage all dressed up in a sexy dress, I thought it only fair to share a few equally special moments with latina super MILF Sofia Vergara’s tig old bitties in her fancy outfit. Breasts are great, you can dress them up, slap them into a little bikini, or just let them all hang out, and they always look amazing. I try dressing up my testicles all the time…. It’s just not the same.