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Sofia Vergara’s Sweet Denim Booty

I’m still not sure if I’m a big fan of the skinny jeans, mostly because lately the only people I see wearing them are very effeminate hipster straight males usually accompanied by a neckerchief of some stupid glasses without any lenses, but if they’re going to be worn like this I’m all for it. Here’s latina super MILF Sofia Vergara showing off her incredible curves in some really tight denims. This works for me. I think that skinny jeans on hot females paired with some high heels is definitely the way to go. Hot.

Mr. Skin Congratulates Emmy Winners Modern Family, Boardwalk Empire and More

Modern Family was the big winner at last night’s Primetime Emmy Awards , dominating the comedy categories for the second year in a row. While we agree that the coconuts on Sofia Vergara ‘s chest are truly award-worthy, we extend one hand in congratulations to Kate Winslet , who won for Best Actress in a Mini-Series for the fantastically nude Mildred Pierce , and Martin Scorcese, who won Outstanding Direction in a Drama Series for the also nude-heavy Boardwalk Empire . More Emmy nudes after the jump!

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Mr. Skin Congratulates Emmy Winners Modern Family, Boardwalk Empire and More

Sofia Vergara’s Hot Latina Goodness

I don’t know when these pictures were taken, sometime over the weekend, but I love latina super MILF Sofia Vergara so who cares. I read somewhere she thinks she looks like a transvestite, what is she thinking? She must be out of her mind. Sure her hotness is kind of exaggerated with her massive curves, big breasts, big booty, tons of make up and silly accent, but she’s definitely all woman. If this is what transexuals looked like I think they’re might be a spike in sales of lube. more pictures of Sofia Vergara here

Who Looked More Bangin’? (Emmy’s Edition)

Sunday night’s Emmy Awards were pretty short on black star power, but those who were in attendance sure showed out. Both Kerry Washington and Taraji P Henson looked stunning at the event, but if you had your pick, Who Looked More Bangin? Can we just say how much we are fans of “Mad Men” actress Christina Hendricks’ breastsssss dress?

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Who Looked More Bangin’? (Emmy’s Edition)

The Emmy’s Happened of the Day

I went out drinking….but got a call at the end of the Emmy’s from an insane person I know…who wanted to discuss the Emmy’s because in their insanity they felt the whole night was beautiful….so I forced myself to watch the West Coast broadcast…drunk, uninterested, not listening…. Key things that happened was they played LMFAO in the intro segment witht he dyke from GLEE…..they gave The Lonely Planet a chance to do a medley of their shitty internet songs….a midget won an award…and there was a segment about the jersery shore…reminding me that Hollywood isn’t glamor, but trash and trying to be or compete with the internet….The other hightlight was seeing a tiny Paula Abdul next to the dyke from GLEE…and I laughed once at a joke…but don’t remember what it was…but feel it wasn’t due to funny…but more to do with how miserable an experience it was… I decided to compile some pics of some pussy that was there….because that’s what you all like… Emily Blunt….no idea who she is….but I know people wanna fuck her… Katie Holmes….brought to you by the aliens…. Kelly Osbourne…..always disgusting…skinny fat or fat fat…. Nina Dobrev….is lovely Russian bride…. Julia Stiles….because we should let the public remember this random from the late 90s….who wasn’t hot in the late 90s…. That Dude From Glee…in a Dress… Christina Hendricks and her Fatness that Showed Off her Fat Tits cuz that’s what Fat Chicks Do… Jane Krakowski’s Lookin’ Real Housewives Minka Kelly….cuz I have no idea who she is… Julie Bowen….winner without a nipple slip that should have had a nipple slip… Gwyneth Paltrow Boring as Shit…and unable to do improv cuz actors are drons…unfortunately…or luckily…the dress isn’t actually see through….depending on how you feel about a naked Gwyneth Paltrow… Olivia Munn…..Trying….Hard…To Be One of these Hollywood Bitches…But She Never Willl…Cuz She’s a Hack…. Sofia Vergara Alll Womanly…and modest…despite her background…as a whore who whored out to be famous….cuz that’s what happens when you’re an immigrant…. Heidi Klum Not topless…Which is OK…Cuz She Makes for a Sloppy Topless chick…but looks fun in a dress… Kate Winslet is Big Red….glad she won….cuz she got naked for her role and that deserves recognition…. Evan Rachel Wood….was robbed….cuz she got naked for her role and didn’t get recognition… No I don’t have pics of the Modern Family 12 year old showing her tits off like she was Sofia Vergara….her TV Mom and idol who taught her at an early age to use her tits to get herself noticed….

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The Emmy’s Happened of the Day

Happy 72nd Birthday, Fred Willard! What’s His Funniest Screen Moment?

Yes, we’ve fallen into a birthday k-hole this week at Movieline, but we have to honor Fred Willard, that improvisational guru and trusty supporting player, who turns 72 today. What’s his best onscreen moment? You get a congratulatory phone call from me if you choose High Strung .

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Happy 72nd Birthday, Fred Willard! What’s His Funniest Screen Moment?

Terrence Malick Seen Filming with Christian Bale at Austin City Limits

Here’s a provocative sight: The reclusive Terrence Malick was seen at Austin City Limits filming Christian Bale and Haley Bennet for an unknown project. Might it have something to do with Malick’s rumored Jerry Lee Lewis flick? Are Malick and Bale merely researching for a future film? Or is something else afoot? DO U THINK THERE BOYFRIENDS ? Enjoy a photo of the duo after the jump.

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Terrence Malick Seen Filming with Christian Bale at Austin City Limits

Talkback: Which Emmy Nominee Deserves a Bigger Movie Career?

I can’t conceive of a Movieline reader who doesn’t care about award shows, so I suspect I’m in a safe space when I say I can’t wait for tonight’s Emmys. Out of every primetime ceremony (including the Oscars, Golden Globes, Grammys, VMA s, and the little-seen CMT Drunken Hayseed Awards), the Emmys pick the right winners most often. Yes, Modern Family deserved to beat Glee . Yes, Bryan Cranston deserved three straight wins. But there’s one area in which Emmy nominees deserve more justice: in the jump from the small to the silver screen. If you could pick one Emmy nominee who deserves a bigger movie career, who would it be?

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Talkback: Which Emmy Nominee Deserves a Bigger Movie Career?

Leila Arcieri Big Unknown Tits of the Day

I thought this Leila Arcieri bitch was an immigrant who came to America following Sofia Vergara’s lead. You know all busty and ready to be a middle aged prostitute for movie producers… But it turns out I was wrong about her. She’s actually American, raised in California and her name is just immigrant…. More importantly, she’s already prostituted herself in shitty movies…like this scene in WILD THING 2 – Straight to DVD…but topless never the less…making her a hero and inspiration to us all.. Either way, here are her 40 year old tits at some bullshit event…because that’s the only work she’s getting, probably a lot lower profile than when she was in Vin Diesel’s XXX and not in actual XXX movies…back when the PR people from the movie got her on Maxim’s top 100 list…when she actually should be having PR people discuss her anal scenes…cuz that’s the kind of girl I take her for…

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Leila Arcieri Big Unknown Tits of the Day

Sofia Vergara: "I’ve Had Huge Boobs Since I Was 13"

Capping off a week of sexy celebs sharing their suckle-stalk secrets is Sofia Vergara , the Columbian export who is currently straining men’s jeans as Gloria on Modern Family. According to Sofia, she’s been making the hombres sweat for quite some time now- in a surprisingly sexy interview (well, for middle-aged mom mag Redbook , anyway), Sofia shares this tantalizing tidbit about her tits: I’ve had these ridiculously huge boobs since I was super young. Like, 13. I was really skinny at that time, so it was weird to have those f–king boobs and be skinny. It was hideous. Then after I had my kid, I got hips and everything started to come together. Are we sure Sofia knows what “hideous” means? See more from voluptuous vixen Sofia Vergara right here at MrSkin.com!

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Sofia Vergara: "I’ve Had Huge Boobs Since I Was 13"