Filed under: Ben Roethlisberger , TMZ Live , TMZ Sports , Celebrity Justice , Sofia Vergara , George Steinbrenner , Spencer Pratt , TV , The Hills We took your questions on everything — including Ben Roethlisberger being named in a urine investigation, Sofia Vergara ‘s vacation bikini photos, and legendary Yankees owner George Steinbrenner ‘s death. Plus : Will Spencer Pratt crash ” The Hills “… Read more
Filed under: Sofia Vergara , Hot Bodies Sofia Vergara ‘s friend just learned a very tough lesson about life … never pose next to Sofia Vergara in a bikini!!!! The ” Modern Family ” star — who’s currently on a two week vacation in Italy — just posted this photo on her Twitter page,… Read more
I love big boobs, I especially love them when they’re too big for the dress they are stuffed into. Here’s Latina MILF Sofia Vergara doing her best to contain the hotness that is her ample bosom with a tightly wrapped little dress. Is it weird that I want her to yell insults at me in Spanish? The meaner the better, I’m not going to understand anyway, might as well make it good. Think about how hot it would be, she’s yelling and screaming at me waving her arms around while all the good parts bounce and jiggle. So hot.
I absolutely love hot latina MILF Sofia Vergara , so it didn’t take me long to decide to put up these pictures of her at some event the other night showing off her big old boobies. I know that making motorboating jokes is pretty lame, so I won’t, but I will say in all seriousness that I want to motorboat Sofia’s sweet latina boobs or reasonable facsimile. I’m willing to pay up to one hundred dollars a boob. If someone can make this happen for me it would be greatly appreciated. Hit me up on
The title Bethenny Getting Married? should tell you one thing: It’s exactly like Rachel Getting Married . In the first episode, the Real Housewives of New York star leaves rehab to attend her resentful sister’s wedding, but her attempts to reconcile her sordid past are foiled when Debra Winger punches her in the face. I swear. OK, it’s more benign than that. But I believe Debra would take a swing at Bethenny. You know?
Here’s your Big Bang Theory trivia of the day: Long before Kaley Cuoco joined the CBS sitcom as Leonard and Sheldon’s ditzy neighbor Penny, Chuck Lorre shot a pilot with unknown Canadian actress/VJ Amanda Walsh as his female lead. Walsh and her character — a street smart gal with a sensitive core — were both scrapped by Lorre after CBS rejected the pilot. Now, thanks to the wonder of the internet, that original episode (that even Lorre said “sucked”) is available for your viewing pleasure.
The plot of The A-Team can be summed up thus: Stuff happens, connected by dialogue. Helicopters explode; human beings are nearly incinerated; trucks burst into flames. “Ha ha! Wow! You blew that thing up!” says Bradley Cooper, or Quinton “Rampage” Jackson, or Sharlto Copley — or maybe they all say it at once, though that would entail some extra coordination that’s probably beyond their grasp. Meanwhile, big-name star Liam Neeson looks on, trying to add some class to the joint, though even he seems to know it’s a losing battle.
When Modern Family got called out by a Facebook group for failing to show any physical affection between the show’s gay couple, Cameron (Eric Stonestreet) and Mitchell (Jesse Tyler Ferguson), the producers issued a half-hearted and joking explanation — they used “chillax” at one point — and probably assumed the whole affair was behind them. Except not when series star Ed O’N eill is on the prowl.
This is a clip from some bullshit called Dirty Sexy Money which I assume Sofia Vergara did back in 2007 when she was was struggling to get work, but landed 4 episodes of this show, before her spic tits made it into high paid primetime programming, and I am posting it because she’s all famous now thanks to Modern Family and the world is all in love with her and I know that in order to get from being a poor Columbian daughter of a druglord to being the tits every married man forced to watch shitty television cuz his wife owns him and the TV remote, wants to fuck means that a lot of the real good cocksuckin’ went down and I always appreciate a good whore making it to the top when she can’t even speak the fucking language. Sometimes it’s nice to start they day to remember where you came from and where you got started before really appreciating where you are today, except in my case, since it’s all been downhill since the start. Enjoy this stellar acting and sheer talent that made her the star she is today…it’s tame, it’s from ABC, coincidentally the same network that brings you Modern Family, which may not be a coincidence at all, thanks to her gag reflex or lack there of….whore should be cleaning hotel rooms, you know making beds not hit TV shows…but at least she has tits.