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Britney Spears Looking Pretty Damn Good

It’s kind of nice to finally see some pictures of Britney Spears that don’t involve iced frappuccinos or crazy lady nipples poking out all over the place. Here she is in the August issue of Cosmopolitan looking like a pretty normal hot chick. Unfortunately, Britney has been so off the wall for so many years that seeing her looking somewhat normal is pretty damn strange, like she’s taken a horse tranquilizer to keep the crazy at bay. Anyhow, luckily her tight little body makes me forget that she might stab me in my sleep and I still want to bang her. more pictures of Britney Spears here

Vanessa Hudgens Needs To Work On Her Sexy Walk

I don’t know much about Vanessa Hudgens other than she may have a sex tape and might have posed naked for some pictures an ex-boyfriend posted on the internet, but that’s it. One thing I do know is that she really needs to work on he sexy walk if she wants to make it back on the site. I know that walking in high heels can be difficult, let me rephrase that, I heard that walking in high heels can be difficult, but watching a chick roll and ankle just doesn’t light a fire in my pants if you know what I mean. more pictures of Vanessa Hudgens here

Jessica Simpson Gives Me Something I Can Use

I’ve finally got some pictures of Jessica Simpson in a slutty little outfit, unfortunately she looks like a common streetwalker. Don’t get me wrong, if I could scrape together fifty bucks I’d be all over that, but she’s better than this. Her acting career hasn’t been doing all that well of late so maybe she’s just doing a cameo as a prozzy on Law & Order: SVU . Isn’t that what failed actresses do? I guess I should enjoy it while I can, think of it as role playing, she’ll dress up as a hooker and I’ll masturbate at home alone in my mother’s basement. Good times.

Rihanna Pants-Off Concert of the Day

The only thing that would have made these Rihanna pictures interesting or worth looking at is if she slid her underwear style pants she borrowed from Lady Gaga who borrowed them from Madonna, to the side and used that baseball bat on herself like the ambitious whore trying to push the boundaries while hanging onto her fame that she never deserved that she is….See Rihanna is not hot, she can’t sing, she can’t dance, her songs were just catchy. She’s the daughter of a Garbage man from a shanty in Barbados that was exploited to make a lot of people a lot of money, but like all whores, you gotta throw them to the curb when you’re done with them, and I can only hope that happens soon because I’m done with her, and because by the time I can save enough money to get down to Barbados, she’ll be working as a chambermaid at the 2 star hotel I book, and it’ll be pretty fucking funny to watch her clean up my blood and shit smeared bedding…. Either way, if you are still holding onto the past, here are some pictures of Rihanna boring her crowd in concert by not delivering the baseball bat insertion stunt…. Pics via Fame

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Laurie Cholewa is Gerard Butler’s New Pussy of the Day

In proving that Hollywood is full of shit thanks to movies have huge marketing budgets, big legal budgets, an a huge investment people want to protect, as well as PR people who have been hired to get these people in the media, to keep people caring about their clients and pretty much totally polluting America with useless smut, here are some pictures of Gerard Butler’s new girlfriend…because he never dated Jennifer Aniston, no one ever dates Jennifer Aniston, they were just in a movie together and dude made a lot of money for someone no one has ever heard of and part of getting that money was pretending to be dating her, and this new pussy is the proof. Pics via Bauer

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Alessandra Ambrosio Hot Model Mom of the Day

Even boring pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio are worth looking at because she’s an off duty model and despite being able to find hundred of half naked pictures of her, she’s good for masturbation fantasies to put in some daytime filler pictures, you know some ambient shit to set the mood, like a mother fucker who pretends she’s on her way to the store, before going to the beach and getting in her bikini, like some kind of build-up for the lonely man who doesn’t get to talk to the girls he sees on the street cuz he’s too scared, or because he’s too scared to leave his house…. For married men, her everyday pictures are good for printing up, and putting on your fridge for your wife to see how some girls deal with pregnancy, so that she can’t blame it on photoshop, and has to accept the fact that you’re onto her bullshit lie that baby weight is impossible to lose… So anyway you dice it, this shit is good. Here’s some pictures of her for Victoria’s Secret….to complete the fantasy…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Britney Spears Scary Tits Need a Bra of the Day

Britney Spears has some wild-style nipples. It’s like they are all over the fucking place in some real sloppy fucking mess, making the rumor of her having implants a serious fucking joke, unless she did have implants and got them removed, leaving her tits this saggy, empty bag in desparate need of getting filled. I really can’t imagine anyone being able to jerk off to this shit, but then again, that’s probably giving you a little too much credit, cuz if there is a will there’s a way. I will say that these are the kind of tits, if you do jerk off to, you end up really questionning yourself with shit like “did I really just cum to that?”. “What’s wrong with me?”, “Has it got so bad that I got no standards in my masturbation too?”….kinda thing… But I guess it is Britney and here are the pics… Bonus that’s not really a bonus – some pictures of her ass crack…. Pics via Fame

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Avril Lavigne Shows Off Her Hotness Potential

Finally some pictures of Avril Lavigne dressed as an adult. You see what can happen when you put on a dress? Good things can happen, that’s what. Here she is at the London premiere of ‘Alice In Wonderland’ the other night looking absolutely hotter than a whore’s crotch. I’m glad it was a rainy night because I especially like that she’s all wet and glistening. I’m going to pretend that it’s baby oil not water and she just got back from an important lady’s only oil wrestling match…. Evening gown edition. So hot. more pictures of Avril Lavigne here

Models Topless in GQ UK of the Day

GQ has done good and recruited a bunch of attention seeking models, got them half naked and taken some pictures of them. It’s like give a bitch money and pretend it’s not for the sake of guys jerking off to them, even though she knows it is, but just doesn’t want it labeled that way, she’ll do fuckin’ anything,

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Models Topless in GQ UK of the Day

Lorraine Nicholson Bikini Pictures

Apparently these are pictures of Jack Nicholson’s daughter Lorraine Nicholson modeling various bikinis for something, probably a fake photo spread her dad set up. I don’t see what the big deal is, apart from a couple of nice tan-lines she’s really not anything special, I see chicks like this every day, but I’m normally stuffing dollar bills in their underwear. She really just looks like your average bar chick who looks a hell of a lot better through the bottom of a bottle of gin.

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