There was a time when I would only rent movies with girls in bikinis, because porn wasn’t readily available and I was 16, horny and down to jerk off to some seriously softcore shit. That time is long fuckin’ gone, so I am surprised shit like this is still made, even when it’s starring Sophie Monk, an Australian I wanna fuck….but have been warned to stay away from because she’s insane, an insanity proven in the fact that she was engaged to one of the Good Charlotte sisters….and who got cheated on with Paris Hilton…proving either Paris has serious game, or this bitch is low fuckin’ quality…. Either way watch the clip and try to distract yourself from Amy Poehler’s midsection she’s got exposed, because there’s nothing hot about that…unless maybe you’re a lesbian…because lesbians see past the outside shell and love people with a good sense of humor who can make them laugh…
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Sophie Monk in her Bikini for Some Straight to DVD Springbreak Garbage Movie of the Day
