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Miley Cyrus Pumping Gas Proper of the Day

I always find it funny watching Miley Cyrus try to be normal. You know doing the things normal girls do and hate doing, like pumping gas, and owning the shit, like she just won an Oscar. She’s been so coddled her entire life, that making her bed for herself is something she fucking celebrates, in what normal people may not understand, because normal people weren’t raised in a fishbowl their entire life, a fishbowl that will be solely responsible for her fucking crash and burn….a crash and burn we can safely say we hope involved her tight grip on a cock in a sex tape and not on the gas pump. All this to say, short shorts, long legs, heels at the gas stataion, or really doing anything, is my kind of softcore porn. Miley and her hip hop hustle done bring it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lucy Pinder is a Miami Escort of the Day

My hooker loving pervert friend sent me this listing, wondering if it was real. Could it be possible that Lucy Pinder a UK Glamour Model who shows her tits for very little money in hopes of landing a soccer playing boyfriend would be in Miami escorting for 1000 dollars an hour?! I’m gonna go with no. She may have what it takes to be a hooker in morals and values and to some Christian groups she probably is a hooker, but I am going to think it is a lie, but it is still funny. You know you’ve made it when escort agencies are using your image. Hello Gentlemen, My name is Lucy, I am all-natural 36DD-24-36 Centerfold visiting Miami for a limited time and offering discreet and sensual encounters to upscale gentlemen who know how to treat a lady and enjoy the company of a High-Quality Companion. I’m sexy, seductive and VERY Passionate. I truly love to give and want to make sure your time with me is unrushed and is as stimulating mentally for us as it is physically. As a Model, I take excellent care of myself. I have great curves and a lean tight body with long dark hair, sun-kissed skin and a beautiful face with luscious lips and captivating eyes. Call me soon and treat yourself to an Unforgettable Experience. I will succeed all Your Expectations with my ability to anticipate and fulfill your wishes and desires. Your Satisfaction is My Ultimate Goal! MY GFE DONATIONS: $ 1,000 ~ 1 Unrushed Hour Outcall (Brickell, Miami Beach, Aventura, Suny Isles, Ft. Lauderdale) Kisses, Lucy TO SEE THE AD WHILE IT IS STILL UP FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lucy Pinder is a Miami Escort of the Day

Lucy Pinder is a Miami Escort of the Day

My hooker loving pervert friend sent me this listing, wondering if it was real. Could it be possible that Lucy Pinder a UK Glamour Model who shows her tits for very little money in hopes of landing a soccer playing boyfriend would be in Miami escorting for 1000 dollars an hour?! I’m gonna go with no. She may have what it takes to be a hooker in morals and values and to some Christian groups she probably is a hooker, but I am going to think it is a lie, but it is still funny. You know you’ve made it when escort agencies are using your image. Hello Gentlemen, My name is Lucy, I am all-natural 36DD-24-36 Centerfold visiting Miami for a limited time and offering discreet and sensual encounters to upscale gentlemen who know how to treat a lady and enjoy the company of a High-Quality Companion. I’m sexy, seductive and VERY Passionate. I truly love to give and want to make sure your time with me is unrushed and is as stimulating mentally for us as it is physically. As a Model, I take excellent care of myself. I have great curves and a lean tight body with long dark hair, sun-kissed skin and a beautiful face with luscious lips and captivating eyes. Call me soon and treat yourself to an Unforgettable Experience. I will succeed all Your Expectations with my ability to anticipate and fulfill your wishes and desires. Your Satisfaction is My Ultimate Goal! MY GFE DONATIONS: $ 1,000 ~ 1 Unrushed Hour Outcall (Brickell, Miami Beach, Aventura, Suny Isles, Ft. Lauderdale) Kisses, Lucy TO SEE THE AD WHILE IT IS STILL UP FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Alison Brie in Esquire of the Day

Alison Brie is on TV and now she’s in Esquire showing off her titties like this was GQ a few years ago With Gilian Jacobs Promoting Community in her Panties . Now I’ve never seen the show, I don’t care about TV sitcom garbage, but I am a fan of anything, even average looking girls, slutting out to whatever capacity they are capable of, because cleavage, lingerie, bathing suits, whatever it is, are fun to stare at on any bitch.

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Alison Brie in Esquire of the Day

Alison Brie in Esquire of the Day

Alison Brie is on TV and now she’s in Esquire showing off her titties like this was GQ a few years ago With Gilian Jacobs Promoting Community in her Panties . Now I’ve never seen the show, I don’t care about TV sitcom garbage, but I am a fan of anything, even average looking girls, slutting out to whatever capacity they are capable of, because cleavage, lingerie, bathing suits, whatever it is, are fun to stare at on any bitch.

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Fat Vanessa Pudgens Takes on Coachella of the Day

I saw Spring Breakers and hated it. I didn’t even appreciate the Disney chicks in their bikinis, cuz they were all slop-hounds. I mean if they cast bikini models for the part, at least there would be some substance with likely the same level of acting. In fact, I was shocked anyone would sign onto do a movie in their bikini, without spending 6 months in the gym working out But based on these pics of Vanessa Hudgens at Coachella, dieting isn’t something she does. It’s all about emotional eating. Spriiiing Break forever….and by spring break I mean heart disease you fucking pig. She needs to be a better role model for the girls of tomorrow. Fat is bad despite what the media keeps feeding us. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Fat Vanessa Pudgens Takes on Coachella of the Day

Fat Vanessa Pudgens Takes on Coachella of the Day

I saw Spring Breakers and hated it. I didn’t even appreciate the Disney chicks in their bikinis, cuz they were all slop-hounds. I mean if they cast bikini models for the part, at least there would be some substance with likely the same level of acting. In fact, I was shocked anyone would sign onto do a movie in their bikini, without spending 6 months in the gym working out But based on these pics of Vanessa Hudgens at Coachella, dieting isn’t something she does. It’s all about emotional eating. Spriiiing Break forever….and by spring break I mean heart disease you fucking pig. She needs to be a better role model for the girls of tomorrow. Fat is bad despite what the media keeps feeding us. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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In White Folks News: Hollyweird Banger Mila Kunis Talks Ditching Her Acting Career To Be A Stay At Home Mom….With Ashton Kutcher?

Mila says she’s about ready to leave the lime light for some babymakin’ matrimonydom Mila Kunis Talks Leaving Hollywood For Motherhood It wasn’t long ago that Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher finally let the cat out of the bag about their lovers and friends relationship, but the mini-caked Hollyweird banger is already talking babies and wedding bands. via Hollyscoop “I think in this industry, age is particular to women versus men. Why? Because that’s just how it is,” says Mila, “Realistically speaking, it’s hard [for a woman]. Do you want to have a life, or do you want to have a career? Sometimes you can find a happy medium, but in this industry it’s rare.” When Mila says “have a life,” she’s referring to “having a family,” something she’s really passionate about. “I want to be a present mom. I’m never in the same place for more than two months. How am I ever going to have a family like that? You have to make compromises,” the actress reveals, “If that means I do one movie a year, if people still want to see me and hire me and I don’t suck by that point, great.” The only question remains: Who is going to be the father of these future kids? We wouldn’t be surprised if Ashton Kutcher and Mila announced they were engaged very soon. Hmmmm. Ashton just got his divorce from Demi finalized….could he be ready to put a ring on it that quick?

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Halle Berry Optical Illusion Booty Shot of the Day

Every once in while Halle Berry positions herself in a way that the wind hits her dress and it makes her really connect with her black roots….you know it gives her a shelf ass her tribal ancestors used to carry water to the village on…something she’ll never actually experience…because she’s whiter than fucking Madonna….raised white, crossed the street when the black dudes were walking towards her late at night, you know typical suburban girl who’s mommy got wild one night in the 60s…. I’m only posting this pic cuz it made me laugh…and laughing is supposed to make us better people….

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Eva Longoria’s Obama Ass of the DAy

I would have assumed that this self-hating, first generation, whiter that a white person, Mexican who was spoiled as a kid cuz her parents where just so happy to be in America….would be more of a gun totin’ Texas Republican….since that’s where she’s from…and more importantly…since as a self-hating Mexican…who is also rich…her initiative of choice is to crack down on illegals…unless they are willing to fold her laundry for 5 dollars an hour…cuz sometimes when you lose touch of the fact that your daddy jumped the fence…when you lose touch with reality… But I guess that’s not very “hollywood” something she tries so hard to be a part of…..So what better way to show your political stance than to wear it on your motherfuckin ass….unless she is being ironic….who knows…but more importantly…who cares. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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