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AJ Michalka Does Fake Tits of the Day

Here’s some AJ MICHALKA , who I’m guessing is some Disney star, who is normally with her sister ALY MICHALKA but I’m not gonna bother further investigating, cuz I’m just posting these pics because she’s got some hot perky tits that are either fake or distorting the truth with false marketing she has something she doesn’t in a push up padded bra, like all the girls are doing these days now that bras simulate implants…..and I guess what it all comes down to is that Disney Execs are rumored to make these teen actors have sex with them and that kind of practice at a young age, knowing that is how to get ahead, will make a bitch a lot of fun to hang with, provided she doesn’t go lesbian like other molested girls…Good times.

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Pink’s Fat Ass and Milk Filled Tits of the Day

Pink was built like a fucking tank before the pregnancy, so there is no real surprise that bitch is built like a super fucking tank after the pregnancy…but it is still funny to watch her walk around all fucking huge and shit…while other new mom’s are dropping the baby weight…pink’s embracing finally having tits…something she was always envious of when she got her dick cut off as a child and never full got her hormone therapy adjusted properly like she was Jamie Lee Curtis, in some hermaphrodite turned obese mom who loves all things food related kind of love story I hope they make a movie about….Seriously, she’s so fucking large, I want to make a bouncy castle out of her….and suck the chocolate syrup and butter she sweats out of her ass…I’m weird like that..but not nearly as weird as Pink’s shape.

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Pink’s Fat Ass and Milk Filled Tits of the Day

Pink’s Milk Filled Tits of the Day

I don’t like Pink. I am actually surprised the birth was legit and not just her acting like she doesn’t have a cock cuz her husband’s shy about the whole likely a fag thing….but I love milk filled titts… Cuz MILK FILLED TITTIES are both nice to look at, play with and most importantly…they are delicious… Now, I’m not as weird as some of the fetish dudes I know, who seek out hookers who can lactate… I am however weird enough to get hard everytime I see a bitch breast feed in public…partially cuz I get to see tit in public, but more importantly cuz I get towonder what the sweet nectar their baby is sucking out of them… Maybe I’m just malnourished and like an African baby…my body knows I’m missing critical nutrients thanks to a french fry diet….and craves it in it’s purest form…. But I think it’s got more to do with being a pervert…who can’t get enough of the genius design of a tit… It’s one of those things that I’d want to be deserted on an island with….fun to play with, fun to look at, ever fun to jerk off to or on, all while having the capacity to feed you so you don’t starve to death… Here’s Pink….a name I think she chose cuz it means vagina…something she always wished she had….but this baby’s fucking up that theory…we’ll get to the bottom of this one day…

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Erotica for Fashion of the Day

The model’s name is Maritza Veer. The photoshoot is for a magazine called FLATT Magazine that I’ve never heard of, but that I assume is for fashion, despite being softcore porn, they just didn’t tell the model that, they let her thing this was high concept shit, that made her an artist or a muse who helped an “artist” hoping to advance her career as a model, you know taking it to the next level by being so eager to work for the photographer….and doing whatever it takes…even though growing up she refused to get naked in pictures in the event she ever became a politician…cuz getting naked in pictures is for whores…something she’s convinced she’s not… And maybe she isn’t cuz I have a feeling she didn’t even get paid for this shit…I know a lot of girls who want to be models, all of them willing to get naked if there’s a hipster setting to make it not porno….Naked for the promise of personal gain working in fashion as a model instead of getting naked for money and the promise of personal gain working in the legit fashion world…makes for good fucking times… I cheapen everything…

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Lindsay Lohan in Jail: No Cigarettes = Huge Problem!

Lindsay Lohan’s close friends are concerned about her going to jail . Not on moral grounds or anything like that. They’re just worried the train wreck won’t survive a day without the one thing she can’t live without … cigarettes. Lohan is likely to do time at the same all-female facility where Paris Hilton was locked up in ’07, and the place has a serious zero tolerance no-smoking policy. Bad news for Lindsay. She’s a “serious chain-smoker,” blowing through at least two packs a day. “The first thing she does when she wakes up is light a cigarette,” a friend says. SMOKED: Lindsay Lohan must surrender July 20 to begin her 90-day jail sentence. Maybe she can draft up a legal manifesto to score some cigarettes in the slammer? The source adds, “I’m honestly scared for [Lindsay] … I don’t think she’s gone a day without smoking in years. This isn’t something she can stop overnight.” “It’s a serious condition.” We’d feel bad, except had she not displayed the worst possible attitude , acting like a spoiled brat who is somehow above the law, while flat-out ignoring very reasonable probation terms, she’d be free to smoke all day on the outside. Just saying. It’s her fault. The upside is that if she goes to the Lynwood facility July 20, as expected, it could actually lead to her kicking the habit, if she’s willing to put in the effort. Don’t hold your breath.

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Megan Fox Fired From Transformers 3; Which Overtanned Actress Will Step Into Her Short Shorts?

First Skids and Mudflap were canned from Transformers 3 , and now this! Our sister site Deadline is reporting that Megan Fox has essentially been fired from the franchise, since director Michael Bay and the studio won’t be picking up her sequel option. Was it something she said? (Like, “[Michael Bay] wants to be like Hitler” ? Or maybe “I don’t know how you saw [ Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen ] in IMAX without having a brain aneurysm or at least a migraine headache” ? And let’s not forget about “You don’t have to look like an airbrushed Cosmopolitan cover all the time to be attractive” ?)

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Celebs Wig Out

Jessica Simpson posted a pic of herself wearing a super short wig. Click the photos below and check out other celebs switching it up with their strands.

Lady Gaga Is Celibate

Lady Gaga , known for her racy and sexually charged songs, has revealed she is celibate. In an interview to promote in her role in MAC’s new Viva Glam campaign, which supports global HIV and AIDS projects, she told the Daily Mail she is not having sex. And the singer confessed she doesn’t want her fans to have sex, either. “I can’t believe I’m saying this – don’t have sex. I’m single right now and I’ve chosen to be single because I don’t have the time to get to know anybody. So it’s OK not to have sex, it’s OK to get to know people. I’m celibate, celibacy’s fine.” And she said her celibacy is something she wants to celebrate with her fans. “It’s OK to be whomever it is that you want to be. You don’t have to have sex to feel good about yourself, and if you’re not ready, don’t do it. And if you are ready, there are free condoms given away at my concerts when you’re leaving! I remember the cool girls when I was growing up. Everyone started to have sex. But it’s not really cool any more to have sex all the time. It’s cooler to be strong and independent.” Not a bad message for all her young fans.

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The Precious Audition for Fat Teenage Girl Fetishists of the Day

Acting is funny. It’s like this is all made up. Bitch is sitting in a room talking to a woman and acting all hysterical. This is the kind of thing that gets you arrested if you do this kind of shit in the mall or at the drugstore or pretty much anywhere, but in Gabourey Sidibe’s defense, they showed her a bucket of chicken, two big macs and some chilli fries before this audition and said “read the fucking lines or you’ll never get to eat again” and hysterics, tears and bullshit ensued. Sure she’s an easy target…but don’t blame me for that…blame her pant size…if they even make pants in her size. On a sidenote she got cast on a TV show, but unfortunately for her it wasn’t celebrity fit club….if she doesn’t do something she is gonna die…but then again I’ve been force feeding my wife for a decade hoping her obesity would make her die but all it’s done is made her more annoying, harder to deal with and more disgusting now that I have to wipe her ass 4 times a day. On an influenced by the trash in Precious…here’s an inspiring story about teenage lust and love…

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Some Ashlee Simpson Leg in Pantyhose of the Day

Ashlee Simpson was spotted pantsless in public. It can only be assumed that she’s not wearing pants because her husband is a queer and she craves any male attention she can get, figuring that if she’s not wearing pants, people will look at her like they want to fuck her, something she’s not used to since it’s been excuse after excuse after she got pregnant, as Wentz was eager to impregnate her when he was using her as a vessel for his ego to leave a legacy behind in this world, and all that ended once he succeeded because he could go back to fucking boys…..or maybe she’s just airing out he mom pussy cuz since it’s been stretched the fuck out, it gets clammy and uncomfortable when you try to stuff it into woman’s underwear….and what it really comes down to is who the fuck cares and what the fuck do I know about Ashlee Simpson pantless, I just know it’s a hell of a lot better than Pete Wentz pantsless at the gay bar you walked into cuz you didn’t know it was a gay bar and stayed because you really needed a drink. Pics via Fame

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