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Hilary Duff for Some Old Lady Housewife Magazine of the Day

Attention walmart shoppers…Hilary Duff is s boring, thick, 30 something year old mom…who probably has weird sexual fetishes that she would shock the people who grew up watching her, like Taylor Swift, you know into Double Penetration or gangbangs from her years in the lockeroom as a soccer wife, or maybe she’s just into suffocating other girls with her pussy…it’s a power play….but I know in the depth of my soul, that there’s more to this young mom, homemaker, billionaire…than just a wholesome sweater vest or whatever the fuck she’s wearing in what looks like this church going, bible thumping, parent teacher association magazine spread…that I guess her and her team probably think is more marketable than a sex tape featuring her fetishes…because like most people, keep the fetishes secret until you match them on tinder…and the public image respectable…until you match them on tinder… BOOO to that… The post Hilary Duff for Some Old Lady Housewife Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Beyonce’s Big Cleavage Tumblr Hipster of the Day

Beyonce isn’t hot… Beyonce thinks she’s the hottest fucking shit…and she’s producing pics like she’s a hipster chick, when she’s actually a 30 something year old mom who doesn’t understand that she’s a 30 something year old mom… This is what happens when people make too much money, and spend their entire lives being sucked up to by a crew… This is also what happens when your husband is surrounded by groupie pussy, and makes millions a year of Bajan pussy, who can pull the sex thing, because she’s broken and from an island and it makes sense…she’s sucked some dick to this…While Beyonce was in Fucking Destiny’s child..But she does have tits, and makes fun Miley Gifs… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Beyonce’s Big Cleavage Tumblr Hipster of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Bekinsale’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

Kate Beckinsale amazes me. She’s the one 40 something year old mom of an 18 year old who has booked less than 5 movies in her hot as fuck life…but who manages to maintain a crazy nerd following that is so loyal to her and her amazing ass that she doesn’t really have to bother doing shit… Which is really a place I like all girls to be…I mean when you look like this, why fucking bother doing anything else. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kate Moss is Naked for St Tropez Tanning Products of the Day

40 something year old Kate Moss is now the body for some tanning products, but instead of really bringing the Kate Moss I like to see, you know all naked for the paparazzi like she doesn’t give a fuck, because she doesn’t give a fuck, being exposed is kinda what made her and is all part of her rockstar attitude….but she did this staged nudity shit, that it blockin’ out the bits that matter, like her really long nipples and thick bush , at 40, is still better than nothing, but maybe I’m just bias cuz I think Kate Moss and her dirty well traveled vagina were sent here from heaven to make the world a better place…filled with Pete Doherty shared needle, unprotected groupie sex, unshowered and homosexual penis shrapnel….which is far more disgusting than it looks in Tanning product pictures…

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Alec Baldwin’s Fiance’s Pantyless Upskirt of the Day

I don’t really think there was any debate as to whether Alec Baldwin’s 20 something year old wife was a whore, or if she wore panties, or if she wasn’t anything more than a sex kitten who was gonna win the lottery by getting him to marry her….I mean why else would a 50 year old be with a 20 year old….it’s not the in depth conversation…it is the pussy….and making said pussy do many tricks…especially when it is a yoga instructor…. Maybe this is what he was talking about last week when he said the paparazzi are ruining his life….before or after attacking one….or maybe this is just her way of saying she’s not allowed to wear panties cuz if she does Daddy will be mad and call off the marriage and find hotter contortionists in their 20s…. Who knows…I just know she’s mooning us and I’m offended….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Alec Baldwin’s Fiance’s Pantyless Upskirt of the Day

I don’t really think there was any debate as to whether Alec Baldwin’s 20 something year old wife was a whore, or if she wore panties, or if she wasn’t anything more than a sex kitten who was gonna win the lottery by getting him to marry her….I mean why else would a 50 year old be with a 20 year old….it’s not the in depth conversation…it is the pussy….and making said pussy do many tricks…especially when it is a yoga instructor…. Maybe this is what he was talking about last week when he said the paparazzi are ruining his life….before or after attacking one….or maybe this is just her way of saying she’s not allowed to wear panties cuz if she does Daddy will be mad and call off the marriage and find hotter contortionists in their 20s…. Who knows…I just know she’s mooning us and I’m offended….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sophie Monk Engaged To Some Old Dude

I’ve made a lot of jokes over the years about Sophie Monk being a jobless hottie, well it looks like she’s finally found a way to make some cash. The Australian nobody has gone and gotten herself engaged to some fifty something year old frenchman who owns the rights to the Playboy brand and is involved with Elite Modeling Agency . Good for you Sophie, I always knew you’d land on your back feet. I guess it beats working at hooters. 22 more pictures of Sophie Monk bikini here Related Articles: Sophie Monk’s Leg Show Sophie Monk Profile Shot Of The Day Sophie Monk’s Got Cleavage Sophie Monk Goes Braless Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Emanuelle Chriqui in a Bikini from Some Movie of the Day

Here’s everyone’s favorite Jew, and by everyone I don’t mean me, because I never got over how erotic Roseanne Barr was and for some little 30 something year old twat from Canada to try to knock Roseanne off her hottest Jewish celebrity title I gave her in my sexual fantasies, it makes me mad. This Moroccan needs to get her ass in Ed Hardy at the club poppin’ bottles of “Goose” with her other cheesy Moroccan friends dancing cheesy electronic music like Bob Sinclair or David Guetta or whoever the fuck else these idiots go crazy over, BRO, cuz Moroccan’s only stick together but I only say that because I’ve always been into the Eastern European variety of Jews and if I had to have a Jewish Buffet, I’d save the Moroccan’s for the camels I had parked out back, if you know what I mean…. The only regret I have in all this is that didn’t abduct this bitch back when she was living in Montreal at the age of 2

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