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Sarah Hyland is Blonde of the Day

Sarah Hyland is officially blonde now..I can’t imagine this is big news or even news, but I figure there are some weirdo people who watch her hugely popular show and masturbate to her because she looks 11 despite being in her 20s and I only find it hot because I know she had a restraining order against her abusive ex, and I like to think of this as some witness protection shit, not because I like girls getting beat up to the point they need restraining orders, but I do like broken girls, they are easy, and what better way to be a broken girl, than to have that level of insanity in a relationship…right..

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Sophie Simmons Nipple Selfie of the Day

Sophie Simmons is the chubby Gene Simmons daughter who I used to post about saying that the only people who are into her are Gene Simmons fans because her vagina is the ultimate in KISS merchandised and memorabilia and having sex with her is the closest you can really get to having sex with Gene Simmons without being a homo….but I guess she’s leveraged that, and is paving her own way in the world, and she’s making her own magic, now that she’s decided she’s a model, by signing with an agency, posing half naked, and now this big titty instagram selfie knowing that big titties get hits…and thin models is a thing of the past…thanks to Kate Upton…and the general american diet…right…

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Sophie Simmons Topless Bikini Pics of the DAy

Sophie Simmons is a model now. I have theory that fat girls shouldn’t be models…no one really wants to see that…but I think my theory is outdated and now that fat girls are outnumbering skinny girls…and have a voice thanks to the internet…things are being catered to them and they need an icon to look up to….not that Sophie Simmons is that fat…just too fat to be a model… I also have this theory that celebrity kids shouldn’t be models…no one really cares about them as much as they care about their parents and the whole thing is a weirdo cry for attention when they could just use their trust fund for good – rather than spending days in photoshoots… Obviously, not too hard to get signed when your dad is a billionaire from KISS, you get what you want…but the issue is why is male attention what she wants…when she could get her dad to invest in something far more interesting for the grand scheme of the world… Either way, it’s getting to her head and she’s posting nude, or topless selfies on instagram…I am not sure this will end in a good place…because I am not even sure by looking at these if it is a good place now….but it happened.

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Sophie Simmons Gets All Meaty For Paris

I’ve done a few posts on Sophie Simmons before (aka Gene Simmons’ hot daughter), because I’ve got a thing for celebrity daughters, especially ones this stacked in the front meat department. So here’s Sophie at the release party for Paris Hilton ‘s new single, and I know I’ve called her meaty in the past (or was it juicy?), but either way, I don’t think that should stop us from going motorboating sometime. I mean, I’m willing to look past it if she can. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Sophie Simmons’ Has Two Big Talent!

I’ve done a couple posts on Gene Simmons’ hot daughter Sophie Simmons before, but I think she’s lost some weight since the last time we saw her , because she’s looking better (and less meaty) than I remembered. Or maybe I’m just distracted by all that cleavage. Either way, it’s working for me. So here’s Sophie attending something called the 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party. And BritWeek isn’t the only thing she launched with these pictures, if you catch my drift. I’m talking about my pants region, just so we’re clear. Photos: WENN.com

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Barbara Palvin’s Hot Selfie of the Day

Barbara Palvin is doing some good fucking work…taking selfies like an 18 year old who isn’t in war torn eastern Europe, but rather reaping the benefits of being a million dollar earner in modelling, who can afford a smart phone… I like that she’s letting us all know that despite possibly having sex with Bieber like she was Miranda Kerr…even though she was just the exit strategy or the PR spin on that Miranda Kerr story to divert people from knowing that Miranda Kerr sleeps around…with adult 12 year old pop stars….because putting the new Hungarian 18 year old at the scene of the crime just makes more sense for the public to accept while keeping Victoria’s Secret clean image, as clean as it can be…so the Christians don’t start protesting these smut peddlers and just accept them as underwear producers, since we all need fucking underwear….she’s still kinda hot…

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Hispanic Girls at the ALMA’s of the Day

If you like your Hispanic women being celebrated for their work in the latin community, given loyal latin fans something to look up to, and hope that they can one day be the token latin person in some shitty show or movie or even record label trying to speak to the Latin American market’s roster…than you’ll be glad to know that the ALMA awards happened and a whole lot of curvy bitches with shitty tits attended and we’ve got the PICS pics… If you’re like me, you prefer your Hispanic women cleaning the house, or hotel room for less than minimum wage, because they are more accessible and easier to have sex with, especially when you have a business card of a middle manager at immigration, you’ll still appreciate these pics of the top tier hispanics, who tell the lower tier how to dress and more importantly, that sucking dick to get ahead can pay off…I’m talking to you Eva Longria…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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More Sophie Simmons Thickness of the Day

THere are some things in life that can’t be explained and one of them is that I am oddly attracted to Sophie Simmons in her bikini…and my body is giving me awkward boners to these pics…boners that should never happen to a girl of her stature…especially since unlike every dude she’s ever had sex with, I am not a KISS fan, but I guess this is just a testament to hot good of a marketers Gene Simmons is, I mean I’ll buy into all he produces and puts out there…at least when it’s thick like this… Trust me, this is against everything I stand for…which I guess is ok, since I am sitting… But seriously, where’s her eating disorder, why are the high Fructose Corn Syrup manufacturers winning…why is it that at the club all the young girls are fat and I like them…is this the end of me? I guess only time will tell… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Sophie Simmons’ Extra Juicy Bikini Pictures

I have to give Sophie Simmons mad props for wearing this type of bikini with that type of body. I’m not going to sit here and say she looks great, but I know some of you like soft squishy things and will appreciate the extra padding Sophie provides. Anyway, I’ve seen worse in my day and as I get older, unfortunately my options are becoming much more limited. I’m not the sexy man child I used to be. That said, I’d still hit. I just hope it doesn’t hit back too hard.

Sophie Simmons Monster in a Bikini of the Day

Well this is almost unfortunate…Sophie Simmons…from the Gene Simmons show…who only gets fucked by Gene Simmons fans who love everything he’s marketed to them so much that they’ll eat up even the lowest grade shit KISS Puts out…that’s the kind of loyalty they have…and she’s in a bikini…large as fuck in a bikini…but for some reason that big fat ass is round and not as disgusting as it should be…and for some weird reason I want it to suffocate me…I guess I”m giving into the genetically modified food era and loving me some thickness…whatever… TO SEE THE REST of the PICS CLICK HERE

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