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Sophie Turner Bikini Pictures

Here’s model/nobody Sophie Turner working on getting some media exposure by working on her tan in a bikini. Job well done. Now if she could slowly remove her top and lick her lips, we’d be in business. Enjoy.

Sophie Turner’s Tits Distract from her Face of the Day

My last celebrity defamation lawsuit threat came from this bitch, Sophie Turner….who I am sure isn’t legally allowed to call herself a celebrity, but for some reason, I like to call her tits, manages to still get noticed and defended by die heart fans….I wrote that she looked like a pornstar or a whore, which if you I were to ever see her on the street I’d say something like “hey that bitch looks like a pornstar, let’s google pornstars and see if we can find her” but apparently she thought that was worth having her laywer write me a letter about….so when I see pictures of her and her perky fake tits..or her “alledged” fake tits…it reminds me of goodtimes those goodtimes…. So we may not know who she is…but people took pictures at the airport of her so she must be someone going somewhere important to do something important… Pics via Bauer

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Sophie Turner Lookin’ Classy of the Day

Sophie Turner’s people cast some kind of spell on me. I don’t know what PR brainwashing they did but it fucking worked, cuz everytime I see her pictures I feel the need to post about her. For those of you who don’t know, Sophie Turner is some Australian Lawyer who was on some reality show and who is trying to make it in America. She looks like typical trash stripper and pornstar with fake everything, and I called her out on it, something I am sure everyone has done at least once before, but that she pretended to not like, despite the obvious attempt and effort she’s put into lookin’ this way, so I got a fuckin’ lawsuit threat to take down my comments about her lookin’ like a pornstar…. Either way, I thought the whole thing was a fucking joke, I told them off and wrote about it on the site, and now every time I see her pics of her and her obnoxious whore outfits she wears for attention, I can’t help but post the shit, even if they are boring, cliche and only show a little fake tit cleavage. It’s like they’ve cast some voodoo spell on me, so here I am at it again, Sophie Turner lookin’ like a pornstar but not a pornstar, irrelevant and not exciting, but good enough for me to post, cuz they fucking brainwashed me…..Motherfuckers. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Sophie Turner May Become My New eGirlfriend

I know that I’ve got a lot of future ex wives lined up, like Cheryl Tweedy and Blake Lively , but I’m starting to think that hot Aussie nobody Sophie Turner has potential to become my new eGirlfriend. Obviously she won’t become my actual girlfirend because I don’t have much room in my mother’s basement for her things and I kinda don’t want to be tied down to one woman right now, but we can exchange sexy photos via

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Julianne Hough Has Pink Eye of the Day

Dancing with the Stars bitch who turned into a country singer – at least that’s what I’ve gathered about her from some bad skin infomercial she is endorsed – showed up to an event with pink eye and it left at least one person wondering whether she got it from letting her record exec jerk off on her face and getting some in her eye, or if he is one of those weird rich people with weird control issues who is into weird fetishes like shitting on the face of a Dancing with the Stars dancer turned country singer he just signed and the whole thing is pretty fucking disgusting but at least her nipple was hard – sometimes the little things make up for the disgusting things….like whether a bitch’s heart is still beating when lying comatose in the hospital you work at versus hittin’ up the morgue, cuz both corpses have pussies, just one is less creepy that the other, if you know what I mean….which I hope you do…because I have no fucking idea how the two are related.

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Sophie Turner Showin’ Off Her Body of the Day

I don’t know how old Sophie Turner is, mainly because I don’t really know who Sophie Turner is, I just know she threatened to sue me for saying she looked like a pornstar , because she looks like a fucking pornstar, but it turns out she find that offensive, because it is beneath her to fuck on camera, but it’s not beneath her to dress half naked to events, even if she looks fucking ridiculous, like a clown you probably want to fuck, despite not knowing why you want to fuck her or who she is but strictly basing it on the fact that she’s got a vagina that’s probably been worn in proper…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Sophie Turner Needs To Get With The Program!

I didn’t want to post these pictures of Aussie hottie Sophie Turner , she still hasn’t thanked me for making her the nobody she is today, but after closely examining her profile shots I couldn’t help myself. Now that I think about it, the front view ain’t bad either.

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Sophie Turner’s Ungrateful Cleavage

I almost didn’t post these pictures of Australian hottie Sophie Turner because she refuses to give me credit for basically making her the one step above nobody that she is today. Not to mention she hasn’t paid me back with sexual favors, not even a dirty email or a nasty Twitter . But, after getting another good look at those sweet tits of hers how could I not post her?

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Alicia Keys Was a Pretty Slutty Kid of the Day

Here is a video of Alica Keys from the Cosby Show. I actually remember this scene from back then because I found it pretty creepy, but obviously forgot it until seeing this video

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Sophie Turner is Gonna Sue Me of the Day

So it turns out this Sophie Turner trash is actually a lawyer who just happens to dress like a hooker and not an actual hooker. I assume Australian Law school is easy to get into, since the rest of the locals are too busy fucking kangaroos, crocodiles and tazmanian devils, and apparently she learned in law school that writing that she looks like a trashy pornstar is defamation of character, when I never said she was a trashy pornstar. So I guess Sophie Turner is trying to manipulate my opinion, even though last time I checked I was allowed to have an opinion.

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