This may shock you, but it seems to us that Jenelle Evans doesn’t always consider the potential consequences of her actions. For example, when Jenelle had Nathan Griffith arrested for larceny last month, she probably didn’t think about the fact that she would eventually be forced to testify against him in court. Now, if someone stole your car, which is what Jenelle initially claimed Nathan did, you’d probably be happy to testify against them. But Jenelle called 911 on Nathan for taking a car that was registered to him without asking her first. With two custody battles coming up (one of them against Griffith), Jenelle has a lot on her plate and she probably just wants this pesky little larceny case to go away, but unfortunately, that’s not how the law works. In fact, Radar Online is now reporting that Jenelle was subpoenaed today , and will be forced to testify in Griffith’s upcoming trial. “Jenelle was served by the sheriff,” one insider tells the website. “Jenelle’s boyfriend David Eason also has to appear in court on April 4 against Nathan. He got summoned too.” Evans is reportedly nervous, as she’s afraid that if there are any discrepancies between her testimony and her original police report, it may hurt her fight for sole legal custody of her and Griffith’s son, Kaiser. Probably the sort of thing she should’ve thought about before she called the cops to settle a minor disagreement. Just sayin’.
Earlier today, rumors that Leah Messer is a hoarder made the rounds online. The reports originated from a neighbor of the Teen Mom star who posted a number of shocking accusations on social media, including a claim that Leah is using drugs again . Amidst all the more scandalous allegations, one less-surprising revelation was lost in the shuffle. In one of her many posts about Leah, the anonymous neighbor claimed that Messer is back together with former live-in boyfriend T.R. Dues. Messer and Dues broke up last month after dating in relative secrecy for several months. At the time, it was widely rumored that Messer and Dues faked their breakup for the sake of her custody battle with her first husband, Corey Simms. Now, the neighbor claims that’s exactly what happened, and the couple is still going to great lengths to hide their relationship from the public: “Her boyfriend that she’s been supposedly broken up with is still living with her, and he is such a loser,” the source writes. “They were filming last weekend, and he left while they were there.” Leah has yet to respond to her neighbor’s allegations, but last night she posted the following quote to Twitter: “True intimacy is more than fooling around with somebody you’re attracted to. I want to share myself with somebody who will press her hands through the surface of my skin, curl up inside my soul and say, ‘Here, this is who I am.’” Certainly sounds like someone who’s in a relationship to us! Watch Teen Mom 2 online to get caught up in time for Monday night’s season premiere.
More episodes of Kocktails with Khloe have been ordered, but the talent booker needs to step up his or her game. According to Radar Online , “ Khloe [Kardashian] and her bosses are not seeing eye-to-eye right now.” Ratings are in the toilet, and the guest appearances haven’t been impressive. Viewership is reportedly “less than half” of what it was back when the showed premiered in January. “Khloe wants to do this her own way and she is trying to avoid using any of her famous family members on the show,” a source told the publication. “She has made it clear she does not want to rely on them to get people to watch.” The problem is, the entire Keeping Up With The Kardashian clan is more or less the biggest reason why Khloe has her own show. Ergo, to keep the gravy train rolling along, one must do what one has to do. The producers know this, and want Khloe to wake up, change her attitude and get someone – anyone (hell, bring Penelope in) “Executives have urged her to include at least one of her family members on every single episode. “The producers at the network really believe that people are tuning in to the show to see the off-script Kardashian drama carry over into Kocktails, but now, Khloe said that she does not need to have them on for this show to succeed,” the source added. “Everyone around her tends to disagree.” Just bring Kourtney in. She and Khloe are a hoot when they’re together. View Slideshow: 11 Times Khloe Kardashian Taught Us The Value of Tough Love
Scott Disick has done a lot of sleazy things over the years (You don’t earn the nickname “Douche Lord” by being a standup guy), but nothing tops Scott’s years of mistreatment of Kourtney Kardashian . Now that they’re officially broken up (Scott’s attempts to win Kourtney back have been derailed by booze and the fact that he’s awful.), you might think that Disick would tone down the sleaze a bit, if only for the sake of his kids. You would be wrong. View Slideshow: Christine Burke: Photos of Scott Disick’s Kendall Jenner Lookalike! The gallery above features photos of a 20-year-old model named Christine Burke, who’s currently dating Scott, presumably because she’s 20, and her brain hasn’t fully developed yet. Anyway, Christine isn’t even old enough to drink and she’s dating a weathered, alcoholic dad, but the relationship is drawing a lot of attention for a different creepy reason. As you may have noticed, Christine looks an awful lot like another 20-year-old up-and-coming model – Kendall Jenner. Considering Scott dated Kendall’s half-sister Kourtney for nine years and has stated on several occasions that Kendall is like a little sister to him, there’s a serious ick factor to the fact his new girl is basically Kendall’s dead ringer. Hey, on the bright side, we guess this means those rumors about Disick dating the actual Kendall aren’t true.
The feud between Kylie Jenner and her brother Rob Kardashian must really be over. Yesterday, we saw them together in a video posted to Snapchat, and today Kylie shared a sweet throwback photo in honor of her bro’s birthday. In the photo, we see a young Rob playing with an even younger Kylie around Christmastime. “Happy Saint Patrick’s Day & Happy Birthday Bobert,” Kylie wrote in the caption, accompanied by a green heart emoji. It’s a little more intimate than the snap we saw yesterday, in which Kylie is focused on her phone and Rob is just kinda standing there twiddling his thumbs. But, hey, it’s a start! The siblings have been at odds ever since Rob began dating Kylie’s nemesis Blac Chyna back in January. It’s possible that Kylie finally realizes her brother is seriously in love with Blac and has no choice but to accept it. However, this is the Kardashians and Jenners we’re talking about, so don’t go thinking everything is calm and peaceful in their land. Today, we reported that Rob ditched his famous family to celebrate his birthday with Blac and her son King Cairo at Legoland, and mama Kris Jenner isn’t happy about it. You see, the momager had planned a big birthday blowout (with lots of photo ops, we’re sure) for her son and was heartbroken to discover he’d left town with Blac but without a word to Kris. But Kris has to accept that Rob’s a big boy now and can spend his birthday however he damn pleases – even if it’s with giant toys. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner vs. Blac Chyna Feud: A Complete Anthology of Shade!
Let’s not offload blame, here. When Krista Keller signed on for Lifetime’s Mother/Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition , was she expecting her life to transform into this wonderful post- Dancing With The Stars career? Welp, the very opposite is happening, and Courtney Stodden’s mother has had enough. She admitted to lusting after Stodden’s husband, Doug Hutchison, 55, and now Keller is being accused of hitting on youths . Previews for the episode show Stodden revealing that Keller allegedly lured a teenage boy over to Stodden’s house so that she could flirt with him. Keller “is denying the defamatory ‘Mother Daughter Experiment’ trailer about the next episode of the show airing now,” a source told Radar Online . The talent manager is now “consulting with her lawyers and her public relations company Edward Lozzi, about what action to take regarding this unfortunate defamatory trailer/ad for the show,” the source added. In the preview, Keller nodded while Stodden flung accusation after accusation at her mother, and highlighted a portion when she spoke about her own unhappy marriage. “The trailer is edited in ways that are untruthful, defamatory and damaging,” to Keller, who “feels that the show has taken a very low road to promote their production at her expense.” So much for superstardom.
Lottie Moss is Kate Moss’s little sister, who is posing for magazines, wearing see through shirts, or dresses, or whatever the fuck that is, because she’s a model now, it was really tough for her to get into this business…it went like this “Hi, I’m Kate Moss’ little sister, no we have different moms, but yes, we are sisters”….to which every brand said “oh, that’s marketable, awesome, lets do this, are you into showing nipple, you know since nipples are in right now, and it will help push the Kate Moss Sister campaign”… To which she said “I love instagram followers”… It’s the basic breakdown of all these social media “models”…with connections…. The post Lottie Moss Nipple for L’Officel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Marisa Papen realizes that standing out amongst the crowd is a lot more difficult. In the 80s or 90s, or really any era pre-internet, you had to either be scouted by someone from the bigger cities vacationing in your town, or you had to be cocky enough with your looks to tell your family to fuck off with their convention, to hop on a bus and fend for yourself in Los Angeles or NYC… Now, you just need to use basic online marketing tactics, either from your home, or from LA, where you have based yourself out of, thanks to making enough money selling plugs to diet Tea companies and sucking Sugar Daddy dick to pay your rent…. I mean when you’re an egotistical pretentious cunt, you might as well go to the source or hub of egotistical pretentious cunts, be amongst your peers…and leverage to try to make it out there…together… So sending letters back home to your family and friend’s telling them that you are a model or actress constantly going to castings, without realizing there are far too many models and actresses to go around, to really allow this one to break and her fanbase, if she even has one…is solely based get naked… But how does one get naked – for free – with purpose – without looking like some slut looking for rich cock…do it with an artist statement.. This is what she had so say on her website, that I assume is a lifestyle site, built on being an egotistical pretentious cunt, who thinks brands will like her better with a website: I didn’t read it, but I am sure it’s bullshit… My name is Marisa Papen, Free-spirited, wildhearted expressionist. On this site I try to show you a printscreen of my values, vision and ‘vista’ in life. It’s my goal to take you with me to my own world, the ‘Island’ as I’m labeling it. It is a place where people are part of Nature itself, Where they shouldn’t be afraid to express who they really are, Where they stay true to their own instinct, Where you can be authentic pure, and uncorrupted by society. Basically a naked form of freedom where masks are torn off and thrown in the ocean. My method to show you what my ‘Island’ is all about is showing you throughout my series of pictures, my videoclips and of course my Stories. This is just the beginning. Together with my partner, we are building an organization called ‘Mush’ where we’ll use creative and original ways to spread our message to you. This brings me to ‘Mush’ herself. Mush is my Muse: a gorgeous Chartreux-cat with remarkable humanlike features and expressions. She is purest thing I’ve ever seen and the #1 ambassador of the Island’ You lead by example they say, so I want you to understand what it is I’m trying to accomplish. Finding the bigger picture and opening up. Because I believe you can make a difference if you really want to. For now I’m based in Belgium, but I’ll be tiptoeing throughout the world to show you how beautiful ‘the Island’-way of life can be. Feel free to join my journey here and on my IG-account or in short period of time, on our interactive website of the ‘Mush-label’. To be continued… Thanks for the love, Now, I don’t hate these girls, or TREATS! Magazine for putting them on, humoring them, making them think escorting isn’t escorting but modeling… Because she has bush and I fucking love bush. I’m basic, which I guess is always what this babe is, because anyone craving fame, is pretty fucking basic… The post Marisa Papen for TREATS! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey o nline , you know that group trips to exotic locales are an annual tradition, and often, the Garden State gals’ vacay proves to be the dramatic high point of the season This year things are a little different, as Teresa Giudice’s legal troubles have resulted in travel restrictions, but while the ladies had to make due with a Vermont ski trip instead of jetting off to Punta Cana, tempers still heated up: Update: sources close to Radar allege that Jacqueline Laurita was involved. “Jacqueline went crazy last night ,” the source told Radar , adding that she was duking it out with Gorga. Both Laurita and a new castmate left the holiday early; the group arrived on Monday and were due to leave on Friday. Radar Online is reporting that two cast members returned from the trip early and Bravo lawyers are investigating after a fight erupted at the quiet resort where the women are staying. “They arrived in Vermont on Monday, and had been scheduled to stay until Friday,” a source tells the website. “Bravo lawyers had to get involved. It was extremely serious, and viewers will be shocked.” Bad news for the future of the show (there had already been rumors that RHONJ was on the chopping blick due to its difficult cast), but there’s some good news for fans of Teresa Giudice. “[Teresa] absolutely wasn’t involved in any of the drama,” the insider says. “She has been very low key, and is still on the trip.” Teresa is still on probation , and even the slightest altercation might have sent her back to jail, so it looks like for once, she stayed out of it. View Slideshow: 23 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates (and Everyone Else)
Jenelle Evans doesn’t just want full custody of her son Kaiser, she wants baby daddy Nathan Griffith to pay up. The Teen Mom 2 star is reportedly under the impression that her ex is a thousandaire, rolling in fat checks he receives from the government for his past military service. And Jenelle, allegedly, thinks she deserves a piece . “Jenelle is putting the child support on Nathan,” a source told Radar Online. “She thinks he owes her something.” The site reports that Nathan had gotten monthly checks as payment for suffering post-traumatic stress disorder and a crippling injury to the brain as a result of his service. “He was getting over $3,000 a month in 2014,” claimed the source. “It’s called ‘compensation’ for being ‘disabled’ as a result of his deployment.” We don’t know what Jenelle’s attorneys have planned, but we’re fairly certain Nathan isn’t going down without a fight. He’s already proven he’s willing to beg, borrow and steal (okay, just steal) for his kid when he made off with Jenelle’s car and $1,000 worth of belongings that were in it. He allegedly wanted to seize a car seat and a stroller that were in the vehicle in order to prove to the courts that he bought things for Kaiser. Sounds like a solid plan. “Jenelle doesn’t know how much she will get,” the source added. “It depends on how much they make him pay per month and then it will all be added up.” This isn’t the only custody battle Jenelle is facing. She is also going head to head with her mother Barbara , who currently has custody of Jenelle’s son Jace. Jenelle and Nathan are said to duke it out over child support in court next month. Godspeed. View Slideshow: Jenelle Evans & Nathan Griffith: A TMI, Sometimes Rocky Romance