I have two Charlize Theron stories…the first is that when she did Playboy in 1997, I lived with a dude, who used that Playboy harder than any Playboy I had been in personal contact had ever been used….she was hot and amazing…a virtual unknown who hadn’t really booked a movie yet…this was around the same time the model was about to be deported from Los Angeles because she didn’t have money, wasn’t getting work, and it was in an era before being an instagram whore could open the door for you via sugar daddies… So when she was nearing the end, about to go back to South Africa, where her mom had just killed her dad…she met a producer in the bank…and boom…became famous…the producer she met in the bank once told me…she probably would have been willing to do porn…she was that desperate… In retrospect, those are horrible Charlize Theron stories…but these pics of her aren’t horrible… I guess Charlize Theron is promoting a movie…because why else would she be in Esquire doing media that you know is controlled by, or coordinated by the movie company….but more importantly, why would she have tipped off the paparazzi to come to her private Malibu beach to release pics of her and Sean Penn getting naughty on the beach…it is all an inside job…TRUST ME…and amazing inside job that she may be too old for but that her ass is still good enough enough for me to stare at…and that’s all that matters… Here are the beach pics… The post Charlize Theron Does Esquire and Gets Violated on the Beach of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charlize Theron was almost a hooker….After her mom killed her dad…..back home in South Africa…she came to America with with a dream, a dream that involved nude modeling not really making munch money but being found in a bank, pretty much at her breaking point when she was ready to get fucked on film for money, we’re talking porno, but some asshole producer or casting director moved in at the perfect time for her, bad time for us, preventing that porn career by giving her a mainstream movie role, and 20 years later…she’s still out on set being slutty…before going home to Sean Penn to be slutty….and I’ve still jerked off to her playboy pics…from 1997…. Here she is in an Ad Campaign… To See Her at some Bullshit Event of the Day CLICK HERE The post Charlize Theron Ad Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Trevor Noah has taken to Twitter in order to combat an uproar over his past use of Twitter. The heretofore little-known South African comedian has been constantly in the news over the last 48 hours, first for being named the next host of The Daily Show and then for people scrambling to answer one simple question: Who the heck is Trevor Noah?!? This question took them to Twitter, where they happened upon a series of online jokes from many years ago that don’t exactly paint women or Jewish people in a positive light. “Almost bumped a Jewish kid crossing the road. He didn’t look b4 crossing but I still would hav felt so bad in my german car!” read one Noah Tweet, while another quoted “fat chicks” as thinking: Oh yeah the weekend. People are gonna get drunk & think that I’m sexy! Comedy Central released a statement in defense of Noah , arguing that he “pushes boundaries” and should not be judged on a “handful of jokes.” And now Trevor Noah has come out and passed along a similar message. “To reduce my views to a handful of jokes that didn’t land is not a true reflection of my character, nor my evolution as a comedian,” he Tweeted this evening in response to the scandal. What do you think, readers? Forgive and forget Noah? Or fire and frown upon? Trevor Noah Bio: Who is the New Daily Show Host? 1. He Made Tonight Show History In 2013, Noah became the first African comedian to ever perform on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. 2. His Parents Got Married Illegally Noah is the son of a black African woman and a white Swiss man who met when interracial relationships were against the law in South Africa. 3. He’s Already Been a Host Of “Tonight with Trevor Noah,” a talk show in South Africa. It ran for two years. 4. And He’s at the Center of a Documentary Noah is the subject of a documentary, “You Laugh But It’s True.” You can check it outon Netflix. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. He’s Got Personality So much, in fact, that Noah was nominated the MTV Africa Music Award for Personality of the Year in 2014. 6. He Can Dance! He came in second place on South Africa’s version of Dancing With the Stars. Let’s hope he cuts some rugs as host! 7. He Doesn’t Like Jews? He does. We’re kidding. But he’s gotten in trouble in the past for Tweets such as this. The End. Up Next: ” Trevor Noah Bio: Who is the New Daily Show Host? .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Jon Stewart is about to be out, Trevor Noah is confirmed to be in and television fans everywhere are now left to wonder: Who the heck is Trevor Noah ?!? Comedy Central announced on Monday that the 31-year old South African will take over The Daily Show from Jon Stewart some time later this year, prompting many to wonder why Noah was selected. Trevor Noah Bio: Who is the New Daily Show Host? 1. He Made Tonight Show History In 2013, Noah became the first African comedian to ever perform on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. 2. His Parents Got Married Illegally Noah is the son of a black African woman and a white Swiss man who met when interracial relationships were against the law in South Africa. 3. He’s Already Been a Host Of “Tonight with Trevor Noah,” a talk show in South Africa. It ran for two years. 4. And He’s at the Center of a Documentary Noah is the subject of a documentary, “You Laugh But It’s True.” You can check it outon Netflix. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. He’s Got Personality So much, in fact, that Noah was nominated the MTV Africa Music Award for Personality of the Year in 2014. 6. He Can Dance! He came in second place on South Africa’s version of Dancing With the Stars. Let’s hope he cuts some rugs as host! 7. He Doesn’t Like Jews? He does. We’re kidding. But he’s gotten in trouble in the past for Tweets such as this. The End. Up Next: ” Trevor Noah Bio: Who is the New Daily Show Host? .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… In short: because he’s young… and fresh… and can take the program in a different direction, offering a contrasting viewpoint than many others due to his upbringing and background. And just what is that upbringing and background? How does it help Noah stand out? How did his parents break South African law? Get to know Trevor Noah via the helpful photo and fact gallery above. Are you excited for his Daily Show debut?
Because I always like to do my part to support charities this time of year (at least, whenever cleavage is involved), here’s former Playboy Playmate Carly Lauren at the BenchWarmer 10th annual Winter Wonderland Toy Drive. And I don’t know about you guys, but these pictures are definitely making me want to get out my checkbook and ask how much. What? It’s for a good cause, right? Photos: WENN.com
I’m always a little skeptical of the results of any beauty pageant that didn’t enlist my services as a guest judge, considering my years of experience judging women based on their looks. But it looks to me like Miss World made the right choice when it came to crowning Miss South Africa Rolene Strauss as this year’s winner. Of course, if they want to be 100% sure, they can always send over the video from the swimsuit competition and I’d be willing to double check for them. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Sunday night on Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons Season 1 Episode 2, the fallout from the increasingly unhinged Scott Disick’s hard partying continued. In the doghouse (or just locked out of the house) after ditching his pregnant partner and kids to go clubbing, would he make amends? Or just make things worse? Watch Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons Season 1 Episode 2 Online We picked up right where the premiere left off on Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons Season 1 Episode 2 , with Kourt and Scott at a bit of a standstill. Kourt and Khloe are at loggerheads too apparently. When Khloe returned from South Africa, she found herself locked out of the house as well. Naturally, she went to the Southampton Inn to crash with Scott. They were allowed back the next day, but Kourt wasn’t too apologetic, stating that Khloe obviously doesn’t want to be there and Scott? Well, he’s Scott. Disick tried to defend himself, saying it’s great that he gets “paid to chill” and can actually make a career out of something that he enjoys doing anyway. Kourtney snapped back that only he would call being drunk all the time a career, at which point Disick yelled at her, “All you do is bitch and f–kin’ complain.” Obviously, he slept on the bathroom floor that night. As for Khloe Kardashian and French Montana , who are reportedly back together here in November, they seemed to be doing great in the early summer. She loves that he’s always got a positive attitude … and let’s face it, it beats getting yelled at by Kourtney. Surely Scott can agree with that assessment. Scott and Khloe have some good talks about French, and other things. These two are kind of inseparable, making us think he might be with the wrong Kardashian. Consider that when you sit down to watch Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons online this week, in the second half of the hour you will see … The two play tennis, poorly but hilariously and fashionably Scott dutifully remove a splinter from Khloe’s naked butt Khloe and Scott talk about her nipples, body, et cetera Scott sleep in her bed after being exiled by Kourt That’s right, after Khloe attempted to get Scott and Kourtney to sleep together, he ended up getting kicked out as usual. Khloe was his port in the storm. Is Scott Disick in love with Khloe like the tabloids would have you believe? Probably not, but Kourtney can see that the two are close, and she’s not happy. After joining them for tennis, she lamented that they don’t need her, and that she felt like the third wheel, before driving off and leaving them with no car. “There’s something wrong with this chick,” said Scott Disick. “She’s f–kin’ nuts,” added a stunned Khloe Kardashian. Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons Premiere: Best Quotes 1. Itchy Vadge Kourtney reveals to Khloe some of the joys of pregnancy. Kourt is upset that her sister takes Scott’s side in all of this. Khloe explained later that she was “trying to be Switzerland” and help the two reconcile their differences, and later, Kourtney and Scott sat down to talk. They agreed to work on things, at least for the time being. It’s far from certain that he’ll actually pull it together like she wants, however. We know Scott gets hospitalized with alcohol poisoning at some point this season.
Ever since the world first learned that June Shannon is dating convicted child molester Mark McDaniel , it’s been widely assumed that Shannon’s youngest daughter would be removed from her care one way or another. Shannon is in danger of losing custody of her three youngest children. But even if the current investigation by the state of Georgia finds that “Mama June” is a fit mother, surely Sugar Bear Thompson – father of 9-year-old Alana – will do everything in his power to gain full custody, right? Not necessarily. Sources close to Sugar Bear tell TMZ that as of right now, he has no plans to fight for custody of Alana (better known to fans as Honey Boo Boo). Sugar Bear apparently believes he would not be able to provide a suitable home for Honey Boo Boo as he has been living with friends ever since he and Shannon broke up last month. Insiders say Sugar Bear is pissed at June for exposing his daughter to the man who molested her sister, but he feels there’s little he can do about it at the moment. He reportedly fears that if he convinces a judge that Honey Boo Boo isn’t safe at home and then he’s found to be an unfit father himself, then Alana might end up in state care. However, sources say that if Shannon continues to bring McDaniel into her home, then Thompson will take his chances in court with the belief that any living situation would be better than allowing his daughter to share a roof with someone as dangerous as McDaniel. Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and Family 1. Reality TV Family This family is way more famous than you are. It’s just unclear why, exactly.
It remains stunning, yet true: Juan Pablo Galavis and Nikki Ferrell have broken up . Despite their constant fighting and nagging and pestering – along with Juan Pablo’s refusal to ever tell Nikki that he loved her – the couple called it quits earlier this month. Who dumped whom and why ? Juan Pablo and Nikki Ferrell Photos: It’s Over! 1. Juan Pablo and Nikki Ferrell Kiss Juan Pablo Galavis and Nikki Ferrell kiss in a cute photo. As anyone who has ever watched Couples Therapy online can attest to, Nikki clearly wanted to settle down and Juan Pablo did not. (Nikki also wanted to be with a man who loved and respected her. Crazy, right?!?) So, considering their obvious issues and a lack of reciprocated feelings, why did this relationship even last as long as it did? “The main reason Juan stayed with Nikki was to spite all the haters who thought they would break up, and to stay relevant so he could promote himself,” an insider tells Us Weekly, adding of Juan Pablo’s career aspirations: “Juan wants to be a soccer or baseball commentator, and also a manager for high-profile Latin athletes.” Conversely, Ferrell was in it due to actual affection for the former Bachelor star. “Juan did say ‘I love you’ to Nikki, but only a couple of times,” the source says of Ferrell . “She wanted [him] to say it every time they spoke, and he couldn’t do that.” Location was also an issue for Galavis and Ferrell, as Juan Pablo wanted Nikki to move to Miami and never considered going to Kansas. “She couldn’t get him to compromise at all,” the mole concludes. “Everything Nikki wanted, he didn’t.” That sort of thing is difficult to overcome in a relationship, it’s true. So while Nikki Ferrell and Juan Pablo Galavis lick their wounds from this split, there is one person smiling right now: Chris Soules . The Bachelor bar for this attractive single – who will start handing out roses to desperate women in January on ABC – has been set very, very, very VERY low by Juan Pablo.
When Khloe Kardashian and French Montana broke up last month it surprised literally no one. They were an odd couple from the start and it was widely rumored that French cheated on Khloe with just about every woman he came in contact with while they were dating. But while the relationship has been over for weeks, the reality TV version of Khloe and French won’t debut until next week when Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons hits the E! network. So, as further evidence that it’s really weird to live your life with a 10-week broadcast delay, Kourtney has been forced to talk about French while promoting her 117th E! reality series. Instead of trash-talking the Q-list rapper like we had hoped, Khloe says she and French are totally still besties! “I love memories,” Khloe says when asked about Montana. “I still talk to him. There’s no bad blood or anything.” Discussing her feelings about French appearing on her new show, Khloe offered this surprising comment: “I think it’s cool. I like that people get to see a part of our relationship. I don’t think it’s fair to judge people by appearance or what you think you know about them.” She then went on to fondly reminisce about their trip to South Africa and gush about how French pushes her to do things she “probably wouldn’t do” on her own. Seriously. So, who has “next week” in the “When will Khloe and French get back together?” pool? We’re guessing it’ll happen before then. Khloe Kardashian and French Montana Photos 1. Khloe Kardashian Gun Photo Really, Khloe Kardashian and French Montana?!? The couple poses here with a machine gun online.
