Last week, HBO had many folks on edge when they announced an upcoming show that “takes place in an alternate timeline, where the Southern states have successfully seceded from the Union, giving rise to a nation in which slavery remains legal and has evolved into a modern institution.” The show, which is titled Confederate, would […]
Liz Hurley has been a wallet fucking opportunist since before she had a career, which is partially why she has a career. She stuck with homosexual Hugh Grant for a decade of his career, as he became a heart throb in America and she took down numbers of all the people he met along the way…so that when the right time hit…she could escort them…get them to invest in her bikini line…and even act in movies on her own…proving acting is pretty easy…before Hugh was caught with a Tranny and her Uterus was filled with rich guy sperm… She’s still pushing the bikini thing looking good enough for all of us who remember her being the hottest late 90s thing…and the 90s are back…even when the pussy we liked is 90… Either way, jerk off to her old lady flipper feet… The post Liz Hurly Foot Fetish / Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The most interesting thing about Miley Cyrus is not that she’s some hipster shape shifting weirdo who went off the deep end and became this colorful real life tumblr account thanks to her management…positioning it as her finding herself…when really it was her finding an angle to market herself…because weed doesn’t turn people into NEON loving new-hippies naked and living the MEME life…it’s just weed…but interesting angle…considering how many records it sold, how much money it made, before she scaled the fuck back and turned normal, with just a few weirdo tattoos to remind her of the day she scammed her fans…because she’s a vapid Disney kid and all they know is how to be dancing monkeys that get paid… The interesting thing about Miley Cyrus is her mom, who looks like a strip club waitress, or stripper, that got knocked up a month or two after Achy Breaky Heart was released and who stuck the fuck around and rode it out as hard as she could with Billy Ray because he brought the good life…and she had commodities to raise… Hanna Montana yo…she’s got the EARNER money Making Pussy…from getting rich dude cum in it, to making rich girls with that cum…briliant… Well, they are togetehr in Malibu…Miley in a Bikini top because it’s summer and she’s fit and looking’ good…and Mom in a T-shirt with her fake tits…also looking good because if she didn’t Billy Ray, who likely fucks other trashy girls, it’s the Southern rich trash way….living the AMerican Dream. Here she is doing YOGA…EROTIC… The post Miley Cyrus in a Bikini Top with her Weird Busty Stage Mom of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
This weekend we’re teaming up with America’s Favorite Dermatologist, Dr. Tess Mauricio, to help stop the fastest growing cancer by giving free skin exams to Southern California beachgoers!… read more
Getty Image Fair or foul? Black Parents Use Civil War-era Law To Sue Ain’t Isht Mississippi School Districts The Washington Post reports, The Southern Poverty Law Center is using a 147-year-old legal argument in an attempt to address what it describes as “gross inequities” between majority-white and majority-black public schools in Mississippi. In a lawsuit filed on tuesday, they allege that poor academic outcomes for black students in Mississippi are a direct result of the state’s failure to live up to the terms of its ‘readmission to the Union’ following the Civil War. As part of the terms of readmission, Mississippi was required to create a “uniform system of free public schools” for all citizens, both black and white. However, the state constitution changed several times until in 1890 it allowed only for “separate but equal” systems. Will Bardwell, a lawyer at the Southern Poverty Law Center says Mississippi has withheld their promise of uniform schools, according to the law. “Today, Mississippi schools are anything but uniform. If you’re a kid in Mississippi, your chances of getting a good education depend largely on whether your school is mostly white or mostly black. That is not a uniform system.” Mississippi Governor Phil Bryant clapped back at the complaint, calling it “another attempt by the Southern Poverty Law Center to fundraise on the backs of Mississippi taxpayers.” According to the report, Mississippi is among the nation’s lowest-performing states on many academic measures. Just, terrible.
Chad Kroeger……the surfer….from San Clemente California…the home of such important people as Richard Nixon, Anastasia Ashley and Paul Walker…for a while before he died….has campaigned the Southern Orange County city council to erect a Paul Walker statue on their Pier…because of the valuable life lessons he’s learned and we can all learn from Paul Walker…in Fast and the Furious..like bedding his rivals sister….and other ridiculousness. I find the whole thing brilliant, living the American dream from surfing to city council in an hour…dressed like a clown…perfect. I also feel a tie to Paul Walker and think he deserves a statue, the people at Warner Brothers who milk the hell out of him should probably fund it though, seeing as they have erections for him….and his death…which funny enough, killed my linking partnership with TMZ, because I called him a Sex Offender, for dating his Mormon wife when she was 15 or 16…which would warrant a non celebrity being called a sex offender… But TMZ is owned by WB, and so was Paul Walker and Fast and the Furious and as they were writing Paul Walker death stories all week, since it was fed to them by his management because they were both owned by the same people….my link popped up and boom end of an era…. So let’s immortalize that in San Clemente..and give this Chad dude who a TV show or movie of his own…the 90s surfer in 2017…thanks to great San Clemente camera equipment while everyone is too busy surfing to update technology. The post The Dude Who Wants the Paul Walker Statue in San Clemente of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chad Kroeger……the surfer….from San Clemente California…the home of such important people as Richard Nixon, Anastasia Ashley and Paul Walker…for a while before he died….has campaigned the Southern Orange County city council to erect a Paul Walker statue on their Pier…because of the valuable life lessons he’s learned and we can all learn from Paul Walker…in Fast and the Furious..like bedding his rivals sister….and other ridiculousness. I find the whole thing brilliant, living the American dream from surfing to city council in an hour…dressed like a clown…perfect. I also feel a tie to Paul Walker and think he deserves a statue, the people at Warner Brothers who milk the hell out of him should probably fund it though, seeing as they have erections for him….and his death…which funny enough, killed my linking partnership with TMZ, because I called him a Sex Offender, for dating his Mormon wife when she was 15 or 16…which would warrant a non celebrity being called a sex offender… But TMZ is owned by WB, and so was Paul Walker and Fast and the Furious and as they were writing Paul Walker death stories all week, since it was fed to them by his management because they were both owned by the same people….my link popped up and boom end of an era…. So let’s immortalize that in San Clemente..and give this Chad dude who a TV show or movie of his own…the 90s surfer in 2017…thanks to great San Clemente camera equipment while everyone is too busy surfing to update technology. The post The Dude Who Wants the Paul Walker Statue in San Clemente of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So how are things going on the big Jinger Duggar-Jeremy Vuolo honeymoom? Well, judging from the photos of Jinger's “JBF hair” that emerged earlier this week, we'd say pretty damn good. The couple is currently in Australia, as after having tied the knot, they're no longer forbidden to go Down Under. (Sorry, we had to.) So what do they have to say about the land of koalas, kangaroos, and 18 different sports designated as “football”? Well, it seems they have nothing to sook about, as they're finding the whole experience to be ripper as a cold slab from a cheap bottle-o: “It's a beautiful place, and we are very much enjoying our stay here so far,” Jeremy tells the camera. The couple is headed to New Zealand next, and Jinger outlines what they're most looking forward to about their time in the Southern Hemisphere: “I think that’s it for me, is the cultural foods I can’t wait to experience some of the different foods that the Australian culture and the New Zealand culture have to offer,” she says. Yeah, Australia's a beautiful country, but if you're there for the food you might be disappointed. Ever eat a black sludge bafflingly called Vegemite or a mystery meat pie with ketchup frosting? Well, Jinger and Jeremy almost certainly have! We apologize if we offended any Aussies, but hey, it's about to be summer for you guys, so quit whinging, you bloody bogans! Plus, we just elected Trump. Devo! Watch Counting On online to relive Jinger and Jeremy's road to the altar.
Subway Creep Files Suit For Damages In Child Pornography Case Jared Fogle , who’s currently serving 15-years in prison for conspiracy to receive child porn, is embroiled in another legal battle. He recently filed a motion to sue Russell Taylor, the former head of his charity, because Taylor was the one who secretly filmed the footage that landed Fogle in prison. Fogle believes that Taylor’s actions have led to injuries and damages against his family and he wants restitution in the form of $150,000. Via PEOPLE Jared Fogle has filed a federal complaint against the parents of an alleged victim who sued the disgraced former Subway pitchman after he allegedly received secret recordings of her changing her clothes and bathing, according to court papers obtained by PEOPLE. Last March, the girl’s parents filed a lawsuit against Fogle, who is serving more than 15 years in prison for conspiracy to receive child pornography and traveling to have sex with a minor, for emotional distress. The parent’s lawsuit alleges that Russell Taylor, the former head of Fogle’s charity, secretly filmed the underage girl and other children while they were changing clothes and bathing at Taylor’s house and gave the footage to Fogle. The lawsuit filed in the federal district court for the Southern District of Indiana is seeking at least $150,000 in damages. In the motion filed Thursday, Fogle says the girl’s parents “through their actions, caused or significantly contributed to the injuries and damages alleged by Jane Doe in her Complaint against the Defendants.” Fogle alleges the parents were responsible for their daughter’s depression, anxiety and emotional distress because of their “hateful and abusive relationship toward each other, which included, but was not limited to, engaging in frequent fighting and arguing between themselves; abusing alcohol and getting drunk; and engaging in frequent fighting, physical abuse, and arguing with Jane Doe.” Fogle also claims that the parents abuse and neglect caused their daughter’s alcohol and substance abuse, self-mutilation, and suicidal ideations. Fogle’s attorney, Ron Elberger, declined to comment. In June, Fogle lost a bid to have his prison sentence reduced. At that time, Elberger had argued that the sentencing judge abused her authority after prosecutors in a plea deal had agreed to seek no more than 12 1/2 years, or 150 months, following Fogle’s guilty plea. Fogle currently is serving his sentence at the Federal Correctional Institution Englewood in suburban Denver, Colorado. Do you think he has a good case?