Source: Tim Mosenfelder / Getty Snoop Dogg really likes his marijuana. So much so that the Hip-Hop legend has a professional blunt roller on the payroll. During a recent visit to The Howard Stern Show on Sirius XM, Snoop confirmed he has such an employee, with actor Seth Rogen excitedly co-signing the blunt roller’s talents. Apparently, Snoop pays the guy $40K to $50K a year for his talents, which includes knowing just went to come through with a spliff. “That motherf*cker is like Lurch from the Addams Family. ‘You rang?,’” laughed Snoop. Rogen, who said he’s seen the roller in action, added that “he knows how to gauge the look on someone’s face when it seems like they want a blunt and if they do, he gives you one.” Added Snoop, “That motherf*cker’s timing is impeccable. As if the salary isn’t enough, keep in mind the Professional Blunt Roller (PBR) has all his expenses paid while on the road and he’s getting free weed. Bruh! Is the blunt roller’s salary tax-deductible, though?
Source: Noam Galai / Getty Missy Elliott Releases “DripDemeanor” Music Video Missy Elliott is an icon and she knows it. The legendary musician and visual artist is back with a new music video for her single “DripDemeanor” featuring Sum1 and we are HERE for it. Press play down bottom to feast your eyes on Missy’s latest creation. Bow down, b!t¢#es!
Source: Noam Galai / Getty Missy Elliott Releases “DripDemeanor” Music Video Missy Elliott is an icon and she knows it. The legendary musician and visual artist is back with a new music video for her single “DripDemeanor” featuring Sum1 and we are HERE for it. Press play down bottom to feast your eyes on Missy’s latest creation. Bow down, b!t¢#es!
Attila the Hun. Genghis Khan. People who are too busy spending their life's savings on scratch-off tickets to notice that you're behind them in line just waiting to pay for your gas. Is Jenelle Evans as delporable as these monsters? Short answer: yes. Long answer: no, she's actually worse. That may sound extreme, but was G-Khan ever complicit in the murder of a French bulldog puppy ? We think not. Anyway, it seems Jenelle just learned this week that she's one of the more widely-despised figures on the internet, and it's got her, like, totally bummed out dude. Check out the gallery below for Jenelle's deep thoughts on the subject: 1. The Moment of Realization Jenelle Evans is having a hard time. It seems the former Teen Mom 2 star has recently become aware that she’s not particularly well-liked on the internet. Or anywhere else, for that matter. 2. Tough Times How is it possible that Evans is JUST NOW realizing how unpopular she is? Well, lately, it’s been one rough patch after another for the Carolina Hurricane, and it seems the events of the past few months have led her to some uncomfortable truths. 3. The Nugget Incident It all started, of course, when Jenelle’s husband, David Eason, beat, shot, and killed her french bulldog puppy, Nugget. 4. Evil People It may sound like Jenelle is the victim here, but she actually assisted David in covering up his crimes, even going so far as to tell police that the poor pup had simply run away. 5. Whoops! David’s senseless dog slaughter set off a domino effect. Police never found Nugget’s body, but they DID find Jenelle’s kids living in deplorable conditions. 6. Justice You probably know the rest of the story — the kids were taken away by CPS; Jenelle was fired by MTV; the peasants rejoiced. View Slideshow
In an interview with Dr. Phil McGraw that will air on Thursday night, Lindsie Chrisley confirms something obvious about her father: The guy is an enormous slimeball. Like, just really giant and huge and downright enormous. The wealthy real estate tycoon has risen to small screen fame over the years as the patriarch of a USA Network reality show titled “Chrisley Knows Best.” It chronicles the lives of Todd, his wife Julie and some of their kids — including daughter Lindsie, up until about two years ago. It was around this time that two things happened: Authorities started investigating Todd and Julie for tax evasion. Todd and his son, Chase, allegedly started trying to blackmail Lindsie to assist in this case by lying to said authorities. How did they do this? By telling Lindsie they would release a sex tape they had purchased of her unless she followed their orders and helped mislead investigators. Todd, of course, has not admitted to such a scheme. But former Bachelor star Robby Hayes has confessed to (accidentally) making a sex tape with Lindsie and no one who has been following this story doubts that the extortion attempt took place. And now Lindsie is opening up a new chapter in this story. In the aforementioned chat with Dr. Phil, Lindsie claims that Todd approached her at some point in the past and accused her of having an affair with someone at the Georgia Dept. of Revenue’s Office named Joshua Waites. Lindsie denied this accusation. But Todd and Julie have actually filed a lawsuit that alleges Waites at least tried to cozy up Lindsie in order to influence his department’s investigation. They provided text messages between Waites and Lindsie, such as the one below, as evidence: For the record, Todd and Julie were indicted for federal tax evasion in August. They were just cleared last week on a state leval , but the couple is still facing charges — and many years in prison — on a federal level. Back to Lindsie, though: She also tells Dr. Phil that, after she scoffed at her dad’s assertion of her affair with Waites, Todd strongly implied that he would release her sex tape AND nude photos of his own daughter to the press… … unless she helped him fight back against these financial fraud charges. Lindsie denies ever meeting Waites in person, but admits she did communicate with him, merely to protect her son. As for the whole sex tape thing? Todd might as well have confessed to it with this statement two months ago: “It’s heartbreaking and shameful that these kinds of accusations have to be aired in public. We have tried to keep Lindsie’s extramarital relationships with [Bachelor Nation stars] Robby Hayes and Josh Murray private for her sake since August of 2016. “Sadly, for reasons we can only guess at, she ran to the sheriff’s office to accuse her brother of buying a sex tape of her and Robby, which was a complete lie, and now she’s telling more lies about me.” Yup, Chrisley just outed his daughter for her supposedly unethical sex life. He then had the gall to end a subsequent Instagram post as follows: God is good , we drop our hands and surrender to God and will let God do the rest , you can’t claim FAITH and still express FEAR. Todd Chrisley is the absolute worst.
These images of Zoey Deutch are a follow up to the previous shot we posted HERE She is Lea Thompson’s daughter who she had with some producer. Lea Thompson is probably not a household name because she was on a barely memorable show called Caroline in the City…which was like Sex and the City without the sex… I remember it being an annoying fucking sitcom they forced us to watch because cable was the only way we could watch TV…and I didn’t have cable…but I did get all 3 networks on antenna / coat hanger that would conveniently doubled as an abortion device provided girls back then would let me have sex with them unprotected…where I’d pretend to pull out…while no pulling out…cuz I’m romantic and wanted the natural way to fuck…. Anyway, all Lea Thompson needed was a sitcom to matter, and then when she had a kid, she threw her into acting classes at 5 years old, to help her pull off the same scam. She was just in The politician, is in Zombieland 2, reminding us it pays to have connected parents…and a willingness to strip down for media attention…and as far as I’m concernhe’s looking pretty good here…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Zoey Deutch Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
