Britney Spears Fat Ass is a nice reminder for all you ladies out there – that beauty is not forever, if anything nature wants to fucking destroy you by 40 cuz your egg count is in the single digits, and they want us dudes to use our sperm on younger and fresher vagina, that tastes better, has less battle wounds, is not jaded and hasn’t given up yet. It’s what nature tells us, we can’t help it, so as you live on past your best before date, your only hope or comfort is knowing that unlike the food in your fridge that is past the expiration rate, you’re not going to be officially trashed, that’ll just happen slowly and quietly…first with your husband, then with all the dudes you try to meet off tinder now that you’re back on the dating scene… I guess this is also a good lesson in being held captive, girl clearly can’t control her food and fitness, even with a trainer boyfriend, unless she’s heavily policed. A bayou, 600 pound lifer not allowed to live her 600 pound life…..yet… TO SEE THE REST OF THE pics CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sophie Simmons is Gene Simmons’ daughter who is set to inherit his billions of dollars. You may remember her on their reality show when reality shows were a thing – back before every asshole with a smart phone started treating their life like it was a reality show – fuck getting paid or having a team shoot you – do it your fucking self….and if the fans buy in, you’re good. But even with the reality show Sophie Simmons remained a chubby girl no one actually cared about. She tried to do the instagram model thing, but missed the mark, and now in her 30s, that life is not going to happen, but she can still be slutty on social media with those fat tits, she’s going to inherit a billion dollars, what the fuck does she need instagram clout for, bitch could theoretically finance the devlopment of the next app to take over from IG…where she can be the God / Tom From Myspace will all members…and that’s a better strategy. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sophie Simmons Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Despite being on the receiving end of some nasty name-calling last week, Vicki Gunvalson was in high spirits on this week’s episode. The Real Housewives of Orange County showed Vicki and Steve both hyped for their then-impending engagement. But Kelly Dodd has dropped a bombshell. Did Vicki buy the ring herself as a prop for a TV stunt? On this week’s The Real Housewives of Orange County , Vicki Gunvalson was on the hunt. She was scrambling through Steve Lodge’s golf cart for an engagement ring that she was just certain he was hiding there. At the same time as she was snooping through Steve’s belongings, Steve confirmed to Tamra that Vicki was exactly right. Steve shared that he was “already planning my proposal. I already have the ring. Everything’s set to go.” But one person just wasn’t willing to buy this as an authentic storyline — and that person was Kelly. Kelly Dodd took to social media as the episode aired to call out Vicki and make an astounding claim. “You know where the ring is of course,” Kelly accused on Twitter. She explained why Vicki must know the truth: “Cuz you bought the ring.” While Vicki Gunvalson would not be the first reality star to purchase her own engagement ring, we don’t know that Kelly is right about this. But if so, it would make this engagement look more like a stunt for TV than a real plan to get married. Kelly’s accusation of course earned her a Twitter user asking “Where’s your ring, Kelly Dodd?” “It’s coming!!” Kelly vowed. “Watch baby!” She then added an emoji of a baby’s milk bottle, which unless you’re breastfeeding, speaking of a literal baby, or have a particular kink is … weird. But it sounds like Kelly is every bit as confident in her own romantic prospects as she is in her claims about Vicki. Kelly also claimed that her ex, Dr. Brian, also offered her a ring of her own, and … fans are not sure what to believe about that. Fans have worried about Kelly’s alarming behavior for a while, and some are afraid that she’s out for blood. “Vicki and Steve, Congratulations on your engagement!” one fan wrote Thursday morning beside Vicki’s sweet engagement photo from April. “I am very happy for you both,” the fan expressed. “Please have a lovely wedding.” The follower then warned: “Don’t invite Kelly Dodds as she is nota friend and out to create nothing but trouble for any of you.” Ooh, that sounds dire! “Go on with your lifes and ignore all she says,” the fan counseled. The comment continued: “She must be very unhappy herself as she isn’t focused on her own happiness.” The fan opines that Kelly is interested in “just stirring the the pot, so to speak!” “You both make a beautiful couple,” the follower praised, concluding: “God Bless, Peace, Happiness, Love Forever” That is some nice, if thoroughly unsolicited, advice. Honestly … maybe the weirdest part of this whole thing was seeing Vicki root around through Steve’s stuff for the ring. Searching someone else’s belongings is not okay, and not indicative of a healthy relationship. But we have to remember that it’s not like Vicki was secretly caught doing this. She knew that the cameras were rolling. And she had also known for months that the engagement was coming up. The search for the ring was, well, TV drama. We’re not so convinced that Kelly’s claim about the ring’s purchase is true. View Slideshow: Kelly Dodd: Vicki Gunvalson is a Freaking Psycho Pig Bish C–t!!
Soon-to-be Alaskan Bush People star Raiven Adams is 11 weeks pregnant and back together with Bear Brown . They’ve had their ups and downs since going public with their relationship, and Raiven has received a shocking amount of outright hate . Now, Bear is standing up for his lady love and the mother of his child and begging fans to stop being cruel. Bear Brown took to Instagram late Wednesday night to share an impassioned plea with his fans and followers. “Everybody!” Bear’s urgent Instagram message begins. “Please stop sending Raiven disrespectful messages!” People have said very cruel things to Raiven from the moment that they went public with their romance. The ensuing engagement news, breakup news, pregnancy news, and reunification news all unfortunately prompted even mroe vile trolling. “She’s is going through enough without naysayers spreading gossip!” Bear points out. “Raiven is pregnant with my child!” Bear writes. This isn’t just a reminder to be kind to a pregnant woman whom he loves, folks. Unfortunately, he makes it clear that absolute monsters have been accusing Raiven of getting pregnant by someone else and claiming htat it’s Bear’s. “We’ve been living in the same house for a while!” the self-styled King of Extreme points out. Bear assures his followers: “I don’t need some test to know this little miracle is mine!” Bear has zero doubts — about Raiven’s intentions or his child’s paternity. “It is completely 100% impossible for it not to be given the time frame!” he reveals. Honestly? At this point he’s said more than fans deserve. He can just tell conspiracy theorists where to stick it and leave it at that. “So please remember,” Bear writes. “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all!” That is some very good advice concerning a young reality TV couple who are just trying to live their lives. Bear then goes on to remind the world that he’s not just staying with Raiven because she’s pregnant. “Raiven is the love of my life,” Bear affirms strongly. Clearly! They dated for a full six months before they went public on their relationship. He then demands that anyone who considers themselves his fan “please show her the respect she deserves!” That is an extremely reasonable request — and he is, after all, the king of extreme . Bear didn’t devote his entire message to scolding hateful trolls. “And to everyone out there who has been so supportive!” Bear writes, yes, with his punctuation continuing to convey great enthusiasm. “Thank you!” he gushes. Bear then encourages his followers and supporters to “Stay AWESOME!” Awww, it was very good of him to stand up for the mother of his future child. Keep in mind that the hate with which Raiven has been bombarded hs played a factor on their relationship. How heavy a toll? It was why they broke off their engagement several weeks ago. People had attacked Raiven for being Bear’s girlfriend, for being pansexual, for being a relative newcomer to the family. All of that ranges from rude to bigoted to downright envious — Bear is, well, one of the more desired Browns as far as fans are concerned. This time, Bear is understandably scared that “fans” will ruin his real relationship for him again. Please be kind. View Slideshow: Alaskan Bush People: 13 Secrets They Don’t Want You to Know
Folks, the Ronnie Magro-Jen Harley situation is getting uglier by the day. Earlier this week, we speculated that the latest allegations might result in Ronnie being fired from Jersey Shore — now, it looks as though they could mean the end of the entire franchise. As you’ve probably heard by now, Magro was tased and arrested earlier this week after allegedly attacking Harley and threatening her with a knife inside the Los Angeles Airbnb where the couple was staying. The severity of the incident was immediately apparent from the police reports. And in case there was any doubt, photos of Harley’s injuries — taken while she was eating at a restaurant with her daughter just two days after the incident — served to underscore the extent of the violence she had endured. It’s hard to imagine anyone reacting to the bruises and scrapes on Jen’s limbs with anything other than sympathy for the victim and disgust for her assailant. But apparently, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is still firmly on Team Ronnie, and she made her feelings abundantly clear while speaking with Mike Sorrentino on her podcast this week: “I feel like she went out intentionally to get a photo of her,” she told Sorrentino. “You don’t have to be wearing a tank top, showing your bruises and the bruise on your leg. She’s wearing booty shorts to show it off.” Yeah, that’s pretty awful. And unfortunately, Polizzi went on from there: “You can go out with your daughter and have lunch, but cover those up so it’s not a thing,” she continued. “She wants it to be a thing. She wants to show off her bruises.” Look, we don’t need to tell you that Jen’s no angel, but surely she deserves more compassion and respect than Snooki is demonstrating here. What is Polizzi suggesting, exactly? That Jen should cover up her bruises for Ronnie’s benefit? That’s some victim-shaming bullsh-t, and while we might have expected as much from 2009 Snooki, our standards for 2019 Snooki are much higher. “We don’t know how she got the bruises,” Snooki added, implicitly expressing her skepticism of Jen’s abuse claims. Sorrentino, who was released from prison just last month, was far more thoughtful in his remarks: “He’s not answering texts. I’ve been texting him for days,” Mike said of his efforts to get in touch with Ronnie. “I told him wake the f**k up and call me. He didn’t answer back. I went with a softer approach. He didn’t answer either.” Mike added: “I pray for him, Jen, the baby. His future.” Earlier this year, Ronnie revealed that he got sober with Sorrentino’s help , but it appears he’s since fallen off the wagon. Sounds like Ron could use more friends like Mike in his life and fewer enablers like Snooki. View Slideshow: Ronnie Magro: I’m Innocent, Bro! I Was Just Protecting My Daughter!
Liam Hemsworth just told us how he really feels about Miley Cyrus and her um, current dating binge. And it’s very much not what we were expecting. Prepare to ugly cry, people! It’s been almost two months since Miley and Liam announced their separation, and following the news, Cyrus was with Kaitlynn Carter for a month , and now she is dating Cody Simpson. Yes, she made it official yesterday when she called Cody her “bf” on Instagram. And no, we don’t know what to think. But one thing is for sure — our hearts are breaking for Liam. Especially after he just made the sweetest and most level-headed statement ever! Us Weekly reports that Liam is “not harping on the past” and that he “holds no ill-will” against his ex.” He also “wants what’s best for her — even if it’s not him,” the source said, adding that Hemsworth is not opposed to dating, either. Noted. Although he hasn’t been seeing anyone, because, you know, he’s in the process of a divorce , the source says that “he’s open to meeting people.” We’re glad to see that Liam is maintaining a positive outlook on the unfortunate situation. And in his own time, of course, we highly doubt that he will have a hard time finding love again. Meanwhile, Miley has made it overly clear that she has moved on and is well adapted to her new husbandless lifestyle (And if you don’t follow her on social media, take my word.) Cyrus has really used this time to “be free”, but reportedly, “she is having fun and that’s all,” a source recently told E!. “She doesn’t take anything too seriously or think too much about what she’s doing.” “She doesn’t have to answer to anyone and is happy about that,” the source added. Fine, but like, we have SO many questions. We’re all here for embracing your singleness and having fun, as long as other people’s emotions aren’t on the line. Not cool. Of course, when one relationship ends it can be tempting to jump into another, we just hope the “Slide Away” singer is truly ready. And maybe it’s not that serious, but if you’ve seen all of their cuddly posts filled with heart emojis and love poems, it’s safe to say it probably, ok , definitely is. The two sparked romance rumors after they were seen publicly kissing in Los Angeles just last week, and now they seem to be spending every waking moment together. Literally, every moment, even when Miley was in the hospital receiving treatment for tonsilitis Cody remained right by her side. And serenaded her while shirtless, of course. I seriously think Miley and Liam moved on from their own relationship quicker than we did. If Miley is happy then sure, we’re happy, but it’s a lot and I’m trying my best to keep up! Ok?! Anyway, excuse me while I go look for Liam on all the dating apps. View Slideshow: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth: Relive the Romance!
Oops , Audrey Roloff appears to now be saying… … my bad ! A day after the former Little People, Big World star garnered a great deal of backlash for offering up some rather warped dating advice, the expecting mother of one is here to explain herself. Or at least try to explain herself. Here’s what’s been going on: Earlier this week, Audrey — who penned a book about love and relationships with her husband, Jeremy, and who thinks she’s an expert on this topic — posted a photo of herself and her man. It was very cute, as you can see below. But the caption she wrote along with it was a tad less adorable. This is the photo: And this was the polarizing caption: “SINGLE LADIES: To all my girls out there that are “hanging out” with a guy that you’re just not sure about… “You can’t help who you fall in love with, but you CAN help who you spend time with.” She concluded: Be careful spending too much time with someone you don’t see yourself marrying because you just might fall in love with them…. And falling in love with someone you don’t see yourself marrying only ends in hurt. Guard your heart so that you can give it undividedly to your future husband. You would want him to do the same for you. Many readers were simply confused by Audrey’s logic here. How, exactly, can one be confident early in a relationship that one might fall inlove with one’s partner… and yet think that partner would never be one’s spouse? Seems like an antithetical notion, doesn’t it? Moreover, why must a woman even think this way, many critics have asked? As summed up by the remark below, why can’t a woman (or a man) just date, have fun, learn a lot about him or herself, maybe fall in love, maybe get hurt and just figure life out as it comes? There’s something both antiquated and sexist in thinking that a woman should be thinking about marriage at all times, isn’t there? We aren’t the only ones saying this, either. “This kind of advice is based on the antiquated idea that women are not pure or are somehow damaged after they have been with or ‘loved’ someone. It’s super regressive,” wrote a user in Audrey’s Comments section, adding: “You can love, get hurt, learn and be a better person for the one you chose to marry.” Well said, no? The clap back prompted Audrey to respond as follows: “Woah. Definitely don’t think those women are somehow damaged or not pure. That is not what I’m saying.” So… what was Audrey saying? She didn’t really elaborate. But Jill Duggar responded to the message with an “Amen!,” which is sort of damning in and of itself, considering many believe the Duggars are basically a cult and view women solely as creatures who can bear their husband children. All this said, we’re guessing Audrey meant well. She probably meant well when she offered a few tips on finding a godly husband as well. Perhaps, however, Audrey would be better served going forward if she stopped thinking she knew everything there is to know about love, relationships, sex and marriage. View Slideshow: Audrey Roloff Shares Gender Reveal Pics: It’s a Boy!
Source: Han Myung-Gu / Getty Rihanna has been with her billionaire boyfriend, Hassan Jameel, for over two years now. The Saudi businessman is heir to the Toyota Motors fortune in Saudia Arabia and the Middle East. She recently admitted in an Interview Magazine interview with Sarah Paulson that she’s in love and in her recent Vogue interview , she added that she’s in a exclusive relationship. She revealed, “I’m actually in an exclusive relationship for quite some time, and it’s going really well, so I’m happy.” And while fans have been (im)patiently waiting for R9 , it seems that the Fenty Beauty and Fenty Maison founder may have wedding bells instead of beats, on her mind. She appeared in a Go Ask Anna video, where Rihanna and Anna Wintour ask each other questions, the singer was very quick to discuss what her dream wedding dress would be. She gushes to Wintour, “A collaboration between myself and [John] Galliano, off course,” she says. We would love to see Rihanna the bride! She has publicly discussed wanting children on numerous occasions; however, rarely discusses weddings and a marriage. Could this be a hint that the two are thinking of tying the knot? If a Rihanna Savage x Fenty fashion show is a production…imagine what the style icons’ wedding would be like! We can only hope and wish. Beauties, do you think we’re getting closer to a Mrs. Fenty? Will she be taking some time out of empire building to start a family? Sound off in the comment section. DON’T MISS: Rihanna May Not Be Releasing New Music; However, She Is Giving Us A Visual Autobiography Rihanna Drops Brow Pencil & Styler In 14 Shades + New Hydrating Pro Filt’r Foundation WE STARTED THE TREND: The Grandassa Models Were Making Sure We Knew ‘Black Is Beautiful’ Long Before Rihanna Brought Them To The Mainstream [ione_media_gallery src=”https://hellobeautiful.com” id=”3058248″ overlay=”true”]
It was Bella Hadid’s 23 birthday, but her nose / new face is only about 10 years old or maybe less, which I guess makes her appealing to the fairweather pervert who doesn’t like actual underage things, that is illegal, but rather likes girls who rebuilt themselves with things that aren’t that old.. I have no idea what is real or fake on this clown looking rich kid that asked her narcissistic dad for a model career on her bday 5 years ago, despite not being worthy of any model career because she’s fucking ugly, even after the overhaul, reminding us that money really can buy you anything….and that the general public will buy anything the media tells them too. Even ugly girls as models.. As lame as she is, the above outfit is great, I guess being on the forefront of th fashion industry gets her access to weird fetish gear that her big tits can hang out of, which is more what I’d expect her to be producing, you know shameless porn – but instead she’s considered a top model. It seems so backwards… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Hadid Nose Job Turns 10 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bebe Rexha a recent contrived fat popstar who exists on the radio and other places that lame fucking assholes source out new shitty top 40 tunes. I have accidentally seen clips of her doing her fat girl performance at some event. I don’t remember what the event was, but the fat awkward dancing made me automatically assume the behind the scenes fat girl had a midlife crisis cuz she’s old, and figured it was now or never for her starlet dreams, because she had been working behind the scenes writing for actual talent all these years, cuz actual talent are more a front, and they need teams to get their hit songs out there….so with her connections and track record insisted on a record deal….because the songs she writes are hers, giving them to other idiots breaks her soul, and performing is her true love…or some shit… I almost get it, like if I was a ghostwriter on a movie or TV show, getting paid for it is great, but watching others get credit and paid more on your work is shit. Maybe, I’d want the world to praise me through blowjobs, and by world I mean hot girls looking to get on the TV show, I mean if I was some fat girl who felt it was important to get praise because I personally would love being behind the scenes and getting paid off the backs of actual marketable people…but that’s me…I got nothing to prove…. But I think her career was more from the top down. Her label partners who hired her to write songs was like “we need diversity, we need fat, we need ethnic, we have that Albanian chick who writes us hits, let’s hose her down like the elephant in the room that she is and make hollywood magic with her”…. I guess this is that magic…that’s not very impressive…but magic rarely is. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bebe Rexha Titty Shake of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
