Because the world needs more super-hot nobodies, and because I know you guys love finding them just as much as I do, here’s Brittany Oldehoff in an awesome spread for FHM Spain . I don’t know much about her other than that she’s a model, but luckily, you can find out all you need to know about Brittany just from looking at these pictures. So go ahead and get better acquainted.
The sex appeal of any girl significantly drops the second she puts out pics of her and her lady friends….like a bunch of 40 year olds on a girls trip….for one of their bachelorette parties for her 3rd marriage….because the first two didn’t play out so well…but now that she’s in her 40s and knows better…they can go get wild and talk about vibrators….hump dance local men on the resort…and have one too many cosmos like they were on Sex and the City….a show they were married to… You see this shit on facebook all the time…and they are all the same….impossible to masturbate to.
The two little pop tart monkeys straight from the Disney Lot…where their Corporate Sponsored Cola was laced with Peter Pan hormone suppressants that allow them to stay youthful and hirable as long as the show must go on….as collective breaking free from the oppressive mouse ears…the red-short chains….that define them thanks to their parents selling them off as kids….and are now paving their own way as scandalous little party sluts….together….because if they are in it together…they feel less guilt and fear of the half naked unknown….you see both have tried to take on the world independently….both had sex with gays….one released nudes…the other pretended she was hip hop…but together…they are hot like fire…..fire in their mother land of Spain…on TV…making shit explode….as I wait for the lesbian sex tape to be released….cuz I know they are working on one…..
The Spring Breakers girls have moved on to Spain now, and Ashley Benson did it again, winning another four-way hottie faceoff by bringing the cleavage. Thanks for playing Selena Gomez , Vanessa Hudgens and Rachel Korine . Better luck next time. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but if Ashley can keep this up, she’s going to become my new favorite. So stay tuned, because this is a story I’m going to be following very closely over the next few weeks. » view all 41 photos Photos: WENN.com
So to make up for that lame Terry Richardson photoshoot from the other day, here’s a much better one of Victoria’s Secret hottie Barbara Palvin , this time for Vogue Spain . There’s no condiments, way more skin, and best of all, no pants. Sure, I don’t quite get the multicolored surgical masks, but hey, when you get a booty shot this good, you’ve earned the benefit of the doubt as far as I’m concerned. Keep ‘em coming.
Monica Bellucci is some busty old lady pushing 50 who had acted and modeled both clothed and topless over the last 2 and a half decades…she started at 13 for some “local photo enthusiast”….who I’d like to call Roman Polanski for the sake of this post…..and now she’s modeling for Vanity Fair Spain….without really exploiting her tits the way I’d want her to be exploiting them…. but I guess at her age…she’s done all her tits are really capable of and they are now tired and a shadow of what they once were at their glory….you know like seeing a fat retired ball player thrown back into the mix…he’s got the moves…the skills…his body just won’t let him hit that home run….only the boob version….and as much as I hate to admit it…cuz I hate old ladies….I think she looks awesome.
Miley Cyrus left the pop very much at home last night, appearing on the VH1 Divas concert special and rocking out. Big time. Donning a stomach-revealing, metal spike-filled leather jacket and leather pants, the 20-year old covered Billy Idol’s “Rebel Yell,” squeezing her breasts and grabbing her crotch at various times during the performance. She also crowd surfaced, fully embracing the new bad girl image that has caused such headlines around the Internet. Watch now: Miley Cyrus – “Rebel Yell” (VH1 Divas Special) Over the weekend, Miley retweeted a message that pretty much referred to Taylor Swift as a slut . It’s hard not to wonder if this will be included among the many Miley Cyrus scandals the singer has battled over the years.
Jennifer Lopez is most definitely feeling the Christmas Spirit in 2012. “I love going and shopping for Christmas presents for everybody and making gifts and seeing their faces light up and surprising them; that’s where I get my joy,” she said last week. And she means it. The 43-year-old star recently launched her ” J. Lo’s Christmas Gift ” drive, asking fans to donate to her three favorite charities this year. Those include: The Boys & Girls Club The Children’s Hospital of Los Angeles The American Red Cross In exchange, she’ll give someone two tickets to the last show of her “Dance Again” world tour in Puerto Rico on Saturday; she’ll also pay airfare and hotel costs. “It’s just that kind of doing something nice for somebody, and they do something nice back and kind of paying it forward,” she said in a phone interview. In a rare piece of celebrity news you can feel good about, she’s promoting the contest, ending Monday, on Twitter with the hashtag #JLOSCHRISTMASGIFT. She got the idea to use social media to encourage her fans to give back since becoming more in Twitter and Facebook and seeing a huge response to contests. “I was thinking about it, ‘What if every person I tweeted and asked for a follow donated a dollar?’ I have 13½ million followers (on Twitter),” she said. “We can collect a lot of money for these charities that are literally close to my heart.” Part of the reason Lopez chose the Red Cross is because of its relief work in the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy, which devastated parts of N.Y. City, where Lopez is from. Lopez added that her recent tour has been a “life-changing experience,” but acknowledged it could also be grueling at times, with the constant travel. For that reason, she said she identified with Jenni Rivera , the Latin music superstar who was killed December 8 in a plane crash en route home from a concert. “I didn’t know her personally but I knew of her. For me, just being on tour right now, you live the same type of life. You know what I mean? It’s traveling, it’s doing shows,” Lopez said. “She considered herself a businesswoman as well, besides an artist, and she had kids and I’m sure she was rushing home to get home to her kids.” “So you go like, wow, it’s just like a wake-up call for everybody. It’s tragic. She was so young, so young, and she had five kids. It just wasn’t her time.”
Lionel Messi has broken German great Gerd Mueller#39;s 40-year-old record for most goals in a year by scoring for the 86th time in 2012. “This combo of two file photographs shows at top; FC Barcelona#39;s Lionel Messi, from Argentina, scoring his second goal against Zaragoza during a Spanish La Liga soccer match at the Camp Nou stadium in Barcelona, Spain, in a Nov. 17, 2012 file photo, and at bottom; a June 18, 1972 file photo of Gerd Mueller, left, of West Germany, scoring a goal against the
The rackarin is Baccarin on Homeland! The second season of Homeland has been thrilling in every way- except for the dearth of skin. But since Brazilian bombshell Morena Baccarin went topless last night, WMD stands for Wobblers of Mucho Deliciousness once again. Morena finally showed off her chest missiles while stripping down for an adulterous liaison with her husband’s best friend. Over on Cinemax, Hunted has got more undercover and uncovered scenes with Melissa George letting out her left lobber in bed, and Helen Kennedy trotting out her T&A in a hotel room afterglow. On AMC, The Walking Dead is still bound by basic cable skin restrictions, but managed to offer up a couple of scintillating scenes with thong-clad can from Laurie Holden , and barely bra-covered boobage from Lauren Cohan . See pics after the jump!