Old lady Alessandra Ambrosio loves her breasts implants…and I guess so do the people who are using her to promote their weird beach body jewelry – that they obviously overpay her for thanks to Victoria’s Secret pricing her out – in photos that are not that exciting or interesting – because 40 year old moms, model or not, are best seen topless getting their annual mammogram….not in photos… I say that, but I don’t actually mean it, I sext with a handful of 40 year old moms and it’s always more substantial than the younger girls – because they’re all porned out also, but haven’t lived it out… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Titty Jewelry Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rita Ora is not a bikini model yet she is one for a bikini company – because nothing is sacred and if you have enough followers for whatever reason – people will pay you to do anything they need. She’s likely affordable because she’s just eager as fuck to do anything that gets her attention and I appreciate that kind of work ethic or “hustle”..she puts into whatever this scam – that seems to be working is… The post Rita Ora Bikini Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsey Wixson is a freakish faced model…and despite her success as a model…she was an “it girl” who defined a look for a minute…which means she’s had a lot of success at it… But it makes no sense to me… as far as I’m concerned she’s a monster…but I guess interesting face to some is marketable, and to others reminds them of the dude in Goonies… She’s in LUI, being low level instagram model slutty – in her panties and flashing parts of her tit, but not her nipple, because you need to pay more for that. You see, she’s used to making over a million a year. She’s that level of model…so this LUI thing is interesting, mainly because they aren’t focusing on her weird as fuck face… That’s about all I have to say about that. The post Lindsey Wixson for LUI of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess Jessica Chastain is in a big movie and her PR team is out there getting her as much media hits as they can – because she gets paid bonus money in her contract that more media she does for whatever movie she happens to be in. I am too lazy to bother looking up her schedule of work she’s overpaid for, but I am into looking at her tits, as are most people who know who she is, because that’s what she’s known for, or maybe reduced to…at 40…after winning awards…her tits…is what matters… The post Jessica Chastain Vogue Spain Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I figure why not keep focus on Spanish actresses who have made it in Hollywood this morning by showcasing the celebrated, once deemed hot, looking old, academy award winning Penelope Cruz….Tom Cruise’s sister. I remember I used to fuck a girl who used to say she looked like Penelope Cruz, mainly because she had a monster fucking nose and shit toned skin, so in a lot of ways I feel like I’ve fucked Penelope Cruz. Sure she was a 300 pounder, in her mid 50s, didn’t look like Penelope Cruz, but put on a good act when faking her squirt, which was in fact just pee…she was no Oscar winner and didn’t live a life of Luxury…..but she was convinced she was on some Penelope Cruz shit, so who am I to argue…that’d be like telling a Bruce Jenner type he’s not a girl, but a boy with Mental issues and you know how that works out for the most part… I am sure this even is massively important in Spain…more importantly, I guess this is what milk feels like when it expires. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Penelope Cruz has a Breast on her Back of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Two weeks after her ex-husband’s tragic passing, Ricki Lake is coming clean about Christian Evans’ demons, and his cause of death. The horrific truth about why he died, sadly, is what a lot of fans assumed when they first heard reports that Christian Evans was dead . In a new interview, the former talk show host said that her ex, who suffered from bipolar disorder, committed suicide by gunshot in February. “I’m in disbelief,” she tells People in its latest issue. “I have some bouts of peace, but it’s hard to swallow that this was supposed to happen.” Days after sending his sister a suicide note, Christian Evans was discovered dead in his automobile with a self-inflicted gunshot wound. He was just 45 years old. “I knew right then that he was gone. Everybody thought he was missing, but I knew,” Lake, 48, said of hearing about the letter’s existence. “The struggle was just too much for him,” she added of her husband of three years (2012-2015). “[Christian] did the best he could.” Evans previously threatened to end his life in a shocking suicide letter to a friend last fall (October 18), though he didn’t follow through. “I had to sell most of my belongings to pay for a treatment center for bipolar and suicidal depression,” the late jewelry designer wrote. “I’m in awful financial shape,” he wrote. “Homeless in a custom Range Rover.” Lake admits her former spouse’s sudden manic episodes led to their nasty 2014 breakup, saying “it was like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.” To say Evans’ mood swings were extreme would be an understatement, according to his ex-wife, who paints a sad and scary picture: “He thought he could fly. He thought he could cute cancer with his hands. It was horrific. He just wasn’t the person I had been with for four years.” “He was giving my money away,” she says. “He thought he was a God.” Lake also confirmed previous reports that she and Evans reconciled after she filed divorce papers, though ultimately it didn’t work out. “He wasn’t stable … But I was still in love with him, so there was something romantic about it,” she explains. “I wanted to save him.” She says she last saw him just three days before he took his own life, and in his last text to her, he wrote, “Good night, I love you angel.” In her interview, Lake said that she plans to scatter his ashes on their favorite beach in Spain, where they couple got engaged in Ibiza in 2011. R.I.P. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Died in 2017: In Memoriam
It feels like it was just a couple days ago that I was complaining how we haven’t seen much of Bar Refaeli lately. And now here she is on the cover of the March issue of Elle Spain . So it got me thinking: either I’m psychic or the fashion mags are finally listening to me. In which case, you know what else we haven’t seen enough of lately? A bunch of famous supermodels groping a pasty blogger in his mom’s basement… If this works, this is going to be the best April issue yet. » view all 16 photos
Tennessee Titans lineman Quinton Spain Robbed By Random Hookup Careful who you bring home this weekend, ballers! With Superbowl LI coming up in two short days, and all the ballers and women who love them descending on Houston as we print this…a cautionary tale comes from Tennessee Titans lineman Quinton Spain. Spain thought he was going to have a typical night of fun with an attractive young thot he met out at an Orlando nightclub while on an out-of-town visit last week. The two apparently hit it off very well at the night spot, and decided to take things back to Spain’s hotel room. According to NYDN , once there, the woman made Spain a drink. Spain tells Orange County deputies he drank up…and has no recollection of what happened next. What he DOES remember is waking up later on and discovering that two of his gold chains, one worth $60,000 and another worth $13,000, and a $40,000 Rolex watch were all missing from his room . As was the woman, naturally. SMH! Well…we doubt ballers will stop bringing randoms back home for a good time. But maybe they’ll at least put their valuables in a safe or something before they do… Instagram
Personally, I still like Emily Ratajkowski best when she’s just hanging out, taking it easy, and posting lingerie videos on social media or walking a cute pooch in nothing but lingerie . You know, just normal, everyday stuff. But every once in a while, I guess she’s gotta pay the bills, so she does an actual photoshoot, like this one for the February issue of Vogue Spain . And according to my sources, that lingerie dog-walking picture is part of some DKNY commercial Emily was shooting, so I take it back. I guess I love watching Emily work too. A video posted by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Jan 19, 2017 at 1:16pm PST A photo posted by Emrata addicted (@myqueenisemrata) on Jan 22, 2017 at 3:13am PST
I know I’m probably the least-qualified person alive to be giving anyone parenting advice, but I was looking at these pictures of Madison Beer at the beach, and I honestly don’t understand who lets their 17-year-old daughter wear a bikini like this. (That’s right perverts, Madison’s still 17 for another few months.) Or who lets their daughter do a fake “candid” beach photoshoot with the paps before she turns 18. Won’t somebody think of the children my readers? I don’t want any of you perverts getting in trouble here. #FOTO Madison en la playa de Miami. (29/12/16) @madisonbeer #madisonbeer A photo posted by Madison Beer Spain (@spainmadisonbeer) on Dec 30, 2016 at 4:42am PST Finally we get candids again – #madisonbeer #jackgilinsky #jadison A photo posted by @hott_selena on Dec 30, 2016 at 4:10am PST Madison at the beach in Miami yesterday! #madisonbeer @madisonbeer A photo posted by Updates of Madison Beer . (@everythingmadison_) on Dec 30, 2016 at 4:43am PST THAT SMILE KILLS MEEEEE — — @madisonbeer @madisonbeer @jackgilinsky @jackgilinsky @traciebeer @jackj #madisonbeer #jackgilinsky #jackjohnson #jackandjack @jackgilinsky @jackgilinsky @jackgilinsky @jackgilinsky @madisonbeer @madisonbeer A photo posted by – jess ☽ 2.4k unicorns Continue reading →
