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Michelle Buswell in a Bathing Suit for Elle Spain of the Day

Michelle Buswell is a 31 year old model…who has been a model for a long fucking time…probably longer than I’ve been doing this site..and for some reason, I’ve never heard of her..despite her probably being a millionaire because of modeling, or at least married to a billionaire as these models do… I am not saying I am the most prolific source of models and their bikini or nude or lingerie shoots on the internet,…but I am…and to not ever be featured in 10 years of this shit…is a fail on her part…I mean every girl’s dream is to have her tits on a blog written by some pervert loser with no friends, money or real authority in anyway…hell, I’m not even funny…why the fuck are you here? Oh right, model in a bikini, in her 30s, still hot, because I guess 30 isn’t that old when you’re dead on the inside. All this to say, I never bus well, bussing is the most humiliating, disgusting, depressing experience to remind you that you’ve lost at life…and here some bikinis on a babe in her 30s to rub it the fuck in.. The post Michelle Buswell in a Bathing Suit for Elle Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cailin Russo for an Underwear Shoot of the Day

Cailin Russo is one of these instagram models who has a little bit more authenticity thanks to her dad being in a shitty 90s pop-punk band called New Found Glory, that I can assume involved knocking her groupie mom up when her mom was probably 18, thanks to these creepy pop-punk dudes from the 90s being total creepers are girls across the country who would groupie at their events. I guess they were no different than Rockers of the 70s and 80s, Rappers of the 2000s, and DJS of the 2010s..not that it matters, we all know that musicians have groupies and that’s why they are musicians…and that groupies get pregnant to bring the musician baby to life as the ultimate in fan girl / child support checks…. Here she is in a shoot that bores me for some underwear company, mainly because I find her boring, unless she does nude shoots, which she does….I’m just too lazy to look for them…I mean I like my panties to look less like diapers on a bitch..and a lot more naked so that I can jerk off to the pics….maybe I’m too picky…and have unrealistic expectations out of models… The post Cailin Russo for an Underwear Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Pataky for Women’s Health of the Day

Elsa Pataky is an actress…best known for her appearance on Snakes on a Plane… She’s Spanish and I love Spanish food….so I guess by default I love Spanish women..since they are the ones cooking it…. She’s old…and I don’t love old, but I don’t mind old when it looks like this in a bathing suit…especially after having 3 Chris Hemsworth babies… From what I’ve been told about Spain, other than that the women are “passionate” and by passionate I mean insane and will cut off your dick if you look at another girl…is that they don’t wear bathing suit tops, so I don’t know what the fuck is going on here…but clearly somewhere down the line we are being lied to… But based on google, she’s not into being topless, or maybe she’s really into being topless, because she sued a magazine for posting topless pics of her and got 310,000 Euros for it…probably a better pay day than anything she’s done… Making her not very Spanish at all…but I guess it’s a good marketing hook. The post Elsa Pataky for Women’s Health of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid in a See Through Dress of the Day

Here’s half Arab Gigi Hadid, who unlike other arab women, has not joined ISIS, because she’s a rich LA girl. Entitled, dating some shitty pop star, friends with other vapid shitty girls who she hangs with and build her instagram following because that’s what’s important, especially when living in the most obnoxious place in the world, raised by the most obnoxious people in the world, and your modeling career is based on your vain 80 year old father’s ego and connections… The whole thing is so dumb…instagram model who has become the most important model in fashion right now, all thanks to instagram, access, and rich parents…and here is her nipple in Vogue…Vogue…almost on a Kardashian booking Vogue…reminding us the world is a series of idiots buying into bullshit…and other idiots perpetuating that bullshit…all to make money…to buy more bullshit…so that they too can have vapid little cunt children to keep the cycle of uselessness that pretends to be of purpose going…otherwise middle America would have nothing to envy… Here she is walking the runway in Spain – if you care: The post Gigi Hadid in a See Through Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Meet Miss Spain Desire Cordero

If Desire Cordero doesn’t look familiar, don’t worry, I didn’t recognize her either, and it’s my job to stay up-to-date on all the latest hotties out there. But according to my research, Desire was Miss Spain in the 2014 Miss Universe contest and she made the Top 10 because, well, she’s smoking hot. So here she is at some Maybelline event in Madrid, and I just hope Desire’s going to be a more familiar sight from here on out. Because I’d definitely like to see a whole lot more of her in the future. More specifically, what she’s got under this tight dress, but hey, beggars can’t be choosers. Photos: WENN.com

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Miranda Kerr Poses With Herself for Glamour Spain of the Day

Miranda Kerr is some home-wrecker, ex-Victoria’s Model who once was with a famous actor making babies, because it was marketable, but boring, so she then fucked Bieber, and got fired from Victoria’s Secret, who has since been forced to figure out this cold scary world all alone, if you consider dating billionaire boyfriends who probably pay her lots of money, thanks to having some level of success, fame, money and child support, of her own, making her essentially a prostitute….I think she’ll be ok…at least looking at her ass in Glamour Spain…

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Irina Shayk for DT Spain of the Day

Irina Shayk is some Russian I like to call a Russian Hooker, because I am an asshole and I just assume that all Russians in America are hookers, who have either attached themselves to billionaires…or…well really that’s it…. I guess in Irina’s case, she dated a gay soccer player, who apparently isn’t gay, just Euro, and that opened all the fucking doors for her, since even with plastic surgery she’s hot as fuck…and when you’re hot as fuck…it’s easier to survive this scary world.. So here she is, no longer communist, for DT Spain…because she’s a babe…

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Penelope Cruz Pregnant Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Penelope Cruz is pregnant, and despite popular belief, or general decency, she decided to get into a bikini, and either she’s a tiny woman, or her baby is fucking massive, because whatever is going on here…that baby bump is more of having a litter bump…and I guess based her face, maybe it’s just the fetus’ nose pushing her belly out like that.. All this to say, I don’t find Penelope Cruz hot. I don’t think girls with big noses should keep said big noses, I’ve been with a Penelope Cruz looking girl, who thought it was okay to life life like that because Penelope Cruz did it, despite Penelope Cruz being the only one capable of pulling it off in the history of big noses… I don’t mind staring at her hard nipples in a sheer top though, but that’s only because I’m a man and we like that shit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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‘Alpha-Male’ Bear To Be Castrated For Having Too Much Sex

Guys, let this be a lesson to you: Always use protection — or else you could face some painful consequences. Pyros, a 26-year-old brown bear in the Pyrenees mountains between Spain and France, was living large by mating with every female bear around. Unfortunately, he’s now related to the entire next generation — and if… Read more

Bar Paly Will Blow Your Mind!

Well, if anybody out there still doesn’t believe me that Bar Paly is the hottest Bar in Hollywood, these latest shots of her for an Israeli magazine called Blazer definitely ought to settle it once and for all. And actually, after bikini pictures this good, I don’t think that title goes far enough. Forget the hottest Bar in Hollywood, I’m pretty sure she’s the hottest Bar in the entire world. Yow.

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