I posted this video on my Facebook and apparently it went Viral, but not because I posted it, but because it’s a funny concept, even though I am 95 percent sure it is totally staged for VINE, because if you go on VINE you will know that motherfuckers really put in a lot of fucking effort in making their VINE’s clever and funny, even though Vine doesn’t pay them shit to do it, but rather they do it for the likes bro, because likes are a currency of their one, that make a motherfucker feel socially accepted…weird.
I posted this video on my Facebook and apparently it went Viral, but not because I posted it, but because it’s a funny concept, even though I am 95 percent sure it is totally staged for VINE, because if you go on VINE you will know that motherfuckers really put in a lot of fucking effort in making their VINE’s clever and funny, even though Vine doesn’t pay them shit to do it, but rather they do it for the likes bro, because likes are a currency of their one, that make a motherfucker feel socially accepted…weird.
British model Jourdan Dunn was naked in GQ in the worst possible kind of naked because she’s not naked at all or might as well not be naked at all since she’s covering up all the goods…the goods you probably don’t want to see because even though she’s 23, she’s already a mom of a 4 year old who she had with her coke dealing boyfriend…because every insecure, even though she’s paid to be hot, has a latch on dead beat to trick her into having his kid and giving him her money…typical broken bitches…and I’m into it…even when those mom pussies aren’t being spread for fashion.
British model Jourdan Dunn was naked in GQ in the worst possible kind of naked because she’s not naked at all or might as well not be naked at all since she’s covering up all the goods…the goods you probably don’t want to see because even though she’s 23, she’s already a mom of a 4 year old who she had with her coke dealing boyfriend…because every insecure, even though she’s paid to be hot, has a latch on dead beat to trick her into having his kid and giving him her money…typical broken bitches…and I’m into it…even when those mom pussies aren’t being spread for fashion.
The thing we can all learn from Irina Shayk is that she’s a whore who has done the whore thing right because rather than ending up in a ditch somewhere covered in cum and blood after a john murdered her, she took her whoring corporate….she was like “I’ll be the beard to some sports star, no problem, just get me in SI, so I can stop escorting”…and look at her now…topless in sports magazines… This is a whoring success story is hard to take seriously when you look like Irina Shayk, your whoring, because she’s fucking amazing looking and when you look like that whoring can take you to glorious places… You see, when you look like the whores I fuck with…your whoring may make you 5 dollars for your next baggy of monkey bones the drug dealer is pretending is meth and get you a night in the mental institution for observation…if you’re lucky…cuz that way you can get cleaned up for another week of whoring…
Her name is CAMI MORRONE , sounds like a stripper name to me. She’s some privileged cunt, who I am assume is from LA and has rich parents, hence why she’s in Vanessa Hudgens circle of friends…because Vanessa Hudgens doesn’t hang with normals bro, she’s above that…she was on a Disney show motherfucker, and that makes her important…and if she does hang with normals, they aren’t going to be the kind that are hotter and bustier than her, because the only normals she’d even consider fucking with, would be uglier than her troll body, you know that she can mistreat and pose next to so everyone thinks Vanessa Hudgens is hotter than she is, all thanks to comparison…. Either way, she’s got a hot body, she’s a low level aspiring model, she’s got fake tits, and Cami is one to watch…and one to expect in some leaked nudes…because she’s that level of famous…which works for me, cuz I’ve already jerked off to her low level slut instagram… I just can’t get enough of bitches like this…
Helen Lindes was Miss Spain in 2000. That was so fucking long ago. That’s like some Y2K shit…before the internet really existed…before Technology blew the fuck up and took the fuck over…before we had devices that tracked our every friend, conversation, move, interest and google search on all of our bodies… She’s from a simpler time, before we were all chipped, and she’s still around…and she still looks pretty fucking amazing…in her bikini… To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE
This is a damn shame. Train Operator In Spain Derailment Bragged About Going Too Fast On Facebook According to The NY Post Not only was one of the operators of the Spanish train that fatally derailed Wednesday going way too fast, he also found time to brag about it on Facebook. Francisco Jose Garzon Amo posted photos of the train’s speedometer on the social networking site, according to Spain media outlet El Pais. Garzon is in custody at a hospital where he is recovering from minor injuries. The accident claimed the lives of at least 80 people. Garzon, 52, posted a photo of the speedometer reading 200 km/h (125 mph). He responded to a friend who commented on the picture: “If I went any faster, they’d fine me.” A screengrab was obtained by Gawker.com and then later removed from Garzon’s Facebook. “What fun it would be to drive side-by-side the police and then pass them by, triggering the speed radar,” Garzon added. “Haha, bit of a fine or [train operator] Renfe, ha ha!” Garzon, a 30-year veteran of Spain’s national rail network, radioed in right before the crash saying the train was going “190” km/h (120 mph). An Associated Press analysis of video images suggests the train may have been traveling at twice the speed limit, or more, along that curved stretch of track. Spain’s government said two probes have been launched into the train’s derailment Wednesday night on its approach to this Christian festival city in northwest Spain, where planned celebrations in honor of one of Jesus’ disciples gave way to a living nightmare. The regional government in Galicia confirmed that police planned to question Garzon, in Santiago de Compostela’s main hospital with unspecified injuries, as both a witness and as a possible suspect, but cautioned that possible faults in safety equipment were also being investigated. The Interior Ministry raised the death toll to 80 in what was Spain’s deadliest train wreck in four decades. The Galician government said 94 others remained hospitalized in six regional hospitals, 31 of them — including four children — in critical condition. The U.S. State Department said one American was killed in the crash and five others were injured. State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf said those numbers were “likely to change” and declined to elaborate. “Today the American people grieve with our Spanish friends, who are in our thoughts and prayers,” President Barack Obama said in a statement. If he would have spent less time on Facebook bragging, people would still be alive.
One night I was going to take the train to Barcelona for the second Spain show, but then I heard my phone make the little sound. I thought it was a Twitter mention or a new follower but then I saw and it was an email from BieberFever saying I had won the meet and greet contest for March 16. I literally dropped my phone and fell to the floor crying. Lets skip to the day of the show: I went to go pick up my wristbands at the box office and made my way into the met and greet! Ryan came out and gave his whole lecture about the rules and I didn’t listen, as usual. Since I had met some security at the Madrid show, before taking the picture I asked if they could please let me take the picture with Justin alone and they let me switch lines to the bought M&G’s! Then I saw Kenny and Fredo. I went up to Kenny and said that my mom wanted a picture with him and he held onto my hand and said “Of course.” I saw Scrappy and kept asking him for a picture and he said, “I’ll get you when you finish with Justin!” Then it was my time to meet Justin. They opened the curtain and Justin was looking at the picture he took before me. He said, “Hey” and I said “Hey Justin, you better smile this time.” He giggled and I stood next to him. He put his arm around me, tilted his glasses down and said, “Baby, I’m Justin Bieber, nobody tells me when I gotta smile, I was gonna smile for you but now I’m not.” I looked at him all shocked and legit said, “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WON’T SMILE?” I swear everyone in the room looked at me like I was crazy for talking to him like that. Justin just looked at me, smiled and said, “Lets take the picture.” He grabbed me by my waist and looked at the camera. When the camera snapped some people said, “Aww” and I knew why. I saw that he put a pouty face on that was so adorable. Anyway, after that it was my moms turn and they let me wait in the curtains. He was looking at the picture, laughing and said, “Thats gonna be a good one!” After that I took my picture with Scrappy and left to the concert. It was the best 2 days ever! -@iSwaggyBiebz See more here: One night I was going to take the train to Barcelona for the…
Kid is a beast!!! Just in case some of you geeks missed the tourney… Brazil smashed Spain (World Champs) in the Confederation Cup final 3-0. 2 from Fred and one from Neymar! youtube Continue reading →
