Britney Spears or a robot that took her words and converted them into song – has released a new song – much to her handlers happiness – this is the shit they created and exploited her for. You know convince her that she likes this – since it’s all she knows – so you feel less bad or guilty about maximizing earnings with her – not that anyone feels bad about maximizing earnings with her – the nice thing about Britney, besides being one hot momma, is that everyone has their hands in her pockets and she doesn’t even notice thanks to the meds… I am a Britney fan, she reminds me of a simpler time.. We'll be back in a few weeks, Vegas ???? Thanks for such a great run! #PieceOfMe A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Jul 14, 2016 at 12:40pm PDT The post Britney Spears New Song of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Britney Spears Shows Off Her Handstand Skills In case you wondered… Britney Spears still got it — well those handstand skills anyway. The singer posted up photos of herself in rehearsals this week… Cakes looking right doe! Actually Miss Britney’s back is on point too. Would you go to Vegas to check out her show?
Britney Spears Shows Off Her Handstand Skills In case you wondered… Britney Spears still got it — well those handstand skills anyway. The singer posted up photos of herself in rehearsals this week… Cakes looking right doe! Actually Miss Britney’s back is on point too. Would you go to Vegas to check out her show?
YASSSS QUEEN BRITNEY. I have been faithful to Britney Spears since ’98, and it’s been a long and bumpy road together. Yet, here we are, applauding her bikini body, which I’d like to think is a representation of how far she’s come since meeting Kevin Federline. To this day, I blame him for bringing her down, reducing her to nothing more than a shell of her former self, shaved head and all. This particular photo was taken a few days ago, when the pop star went swimwear shopping (something many of us dread). Not Spears, who tried on a green monokini and posted it to Instagram. ‘Bought three new swimsuits today,” she wrote. “This one is my favorite!” Ours too, sister. In other Spears news, the Louisiana native penned an open letter to her two sons , Sean Preston, 10, and Jayden James,9, ahead of Mother’s Day (which is on Sunday, so go buy your mother some flowers). “You are my masterpieces,” Spears wrote on Time . “From the day I saw the most precious eyes, I believed in miracles to the core. “Such a gift God has given me, exploring in your beautiful worlds every day. “I pray as a mother I teach you strength and passion to carry through the struggles in the world. Most battles will always be won on your knees. I pray you find your dreams. “God always comes to us in tiny whispers. I pray you always find his whisper and understand the true meaning behind following your inner voice as well. “Always believe in yourself and know anything is possible. I pray dreaming awakens your soul to limitless possibilities. “I hope the most precious mysteries of life stay with you always and you are never ashamed of how bright your light truly is. I hope you learn praying alone is when you are most connected to God, and know you are never alone. He is with you always. “I pray you laugh, love and soar through your journey of life.” Excuse me, I have something in my eye..
Britney Spears is looking for a hot nerd, who is also a really hot guy, with a real big penis. I figure that I’d put this out there, but I am sure it’s more like dealing with a woman with dementia at the old folks home, so medicated, confused and all kinds of crazy that she doesn’t realize what the fuck she’s saying. I am just hoping her next episode involves her stripping down and sticking things in her vagina and ass screaming bloody murder…. You know, she’s had one small scale episode before – we need more, with more mom pussy lip in it… I think this is a preview of what that could be, but her team of handlers would never allow the actual fun, pervert Britney out, they need that money she makes them…and that’s the saddest thing of all in her Britney Spears story. The post Britney Spears wants a Hot Nerd with a Big Penis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Jan 20, 2016 at 8:02pm PST Britney Spears is a fucking crazy person and watching her painting in her medicated state reminds me of being an orderly at a mental institution, only in her case, her mental institution is some mansion where she has everything she needs, rather than being institutionalized, the institution comes to her…while her parents keep pushing her into her song and dance…cashing the fuck in… I am just sad that this crazy person painting video is not Britney Spears painting with her period blood like a feminist…or with her feces like a real fucking crazy person her parents claim she is because it gives them power of attorney to run her shit… Here she is Dancing… A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Jan 20, 2016 at 5:55pm PST The post Britney Spears Makes Art of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
For money? For art? How will this blessed child be introduced to the world?!?!?! Saint West, he who was born on December 5th, is fast asleep while his parents concern themselves on how to present their son. Kim Kardashian, who is reportedly still peeved that she debuted North West’s photo on her mom’s now-defunct talk show, has a paycheck in mind the second time around. “Kim felt a ton of money was left on the table, and doesn’t want to do something like that again,” a source told Radar Online . Instead, she ” wants to do something in an entertainment magazine with a huge paycheck attached to it.” More trips to Paris! More beignets! Hold up, says Kanye West. “The introduction of his son to the world is a very big deal,” the source explained. “He wants it to be over the top and unusual,” as well as “unique and artistic.” The couple is reportedly so image-conscious that they’re fighting over the hows and whys of a presentation. “Every decision is made after thoughtful planning,” the source added.. “Their entire lives are choreographed down to the minute, and now this baby boy will be sucked into that world.” $4.50 says People and HELLO! will get the photos. View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s Son: 12 Possible Baby Names
