Apparently the Teen Choice Awards were held in LA last night, which I didn’t watch because, despite the fact that I still live in my mom’s basement, I’m a full-grown adult. But according to my sources, Britney Spears won the Style Icon Award, and I’ve gotta say, I was a little surprised by that, considering she dresses like a white trash soccer mom 90% of the time… But after seeing this cleavage show she put on last night, it looks like Britney’s style has gotten much better lately. So nevermind. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Britney Spears wore a bikini for social media…because girls wear bikinis…and according to my years of research as a pervert who likes girls in bikinis…most of the girls in bikinis…shouldn’t be in bikinis…but Britney Spears…even when sloppy, or shaving her head…can do know wrong…she’s the kind of girl who gives hope to every cheesy loser out there, that they too can find themselves a poptart to win over, knock up, and live off forever…and I guess she’s also hope to parents everywhere that they too can train their kid to be a cute singing and dancing monkey…that can’t even sing…who they can claim is crazy to get conservatorship over to milk well into her late 30s…which is a pretty fucking good deal…FREE MONEY!! I still like her and think she’s still got it going on…more than just hope…but also busty…big assed and probably entertaining to spend a night alone with…as she tries to recruit you to help her escape the hell she is living while so medicated…it’s hardly considered date rape… The post Britney Spears in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
According to my well-connected sources, Britney Spears got a haircut or something, and I guess apparently that’s considered big news. But personally, I think everyone’s missing the real story here — that Britney’s putting on one hell of an impressive leg show for a soccer mom with two kids. So enjoy, and stay tuned for any important new developments, like Britney changing into a pair of Daisy Dukes. Fingers crosssed. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
Many marriages crumble and wither away with the passage of time. This is a sad but irrefutable reality for many couples who simply grow apart or develop differences they cannot reconcile, and therefore decide to part ways. Then there are these stars’ unions which were over so fast, one wonders if the ink on the certificate was even try … and what they were possible thinking. Behold, 19 of the shortest celebrity marriages of all time: 19 Shortest Celebrity Marriages 1. Britney Spears and Kevin Federline Britney Spears and Kevin Federline made it only two years. Which was by FAR the longer of her two marriages, but that’s not saying a whole lot. Britney Spears, shown in her smoldering heyday above, was married to Kevin Federline for under two years. That was the longer of her two marriages. By FAR. She was Mrs. Jason Alexander for an eternal 55 hours, after which she got that Las Vegas wedding annulled, but not before her childhood friend got it in. At least we’re assuming that’s how he talked her into it. Kim Kardashian, for her part, was married to Kris Humphries for 72 days before they split up … and their divorce was finalized 581 days after that. Crazy. But Britney and Kim aren’t alone by any means. Yes, those are extreme cases, but they are joined by a surprising number of celebrities past and present in this short-lived marital Hall of Shame. From Brit’s 55 hours to a year or two, and from 1950 to 2015, scroll through some of the most memorably prompt celebrity marriages on record. ‘Til death do us part … or the hangover sets in?
Britney Spears just turned 33 this month, and in the January/February 2015 issue of Women’s Health, she flaunts a figure that looks more ridiculous than ever. Ridiculous in the good sense. Like, ridiculously cut and smoking hot. Donning just a skimpy peach bikini and velvet blazer doesn’t hurt: Britney Spears Women’s Health Pics 1. Britney Spears Women’s Health Cover Britney Spears covers the January-February 2015 issue of Women’s Health magazine. Check out more photos of her and see why she’s looking and feeling better than ever. The mother of two rocks the two-piece zippered swimsuit, accentuating her lithe, taut physique in such a way we’ve been seeing for the last 15 years. Yes, it’s been a decade and a half since she burst on the scene. Amazing, but throughout the ups and downs of her career and personal life, Britney has persevered, and taking pride in her hot body has been a priority. “Dancing is a great cardio workout,” the star told Women’s Health . “Tough and fun at the same time. I like my workouts to be effective in a short amount of time.” “I start with 20 minutes of intense cardio – usually running – move on to light free weights, then body weight exercises such as pushups, squats, and situps.” After finishing up with a good stretch, she’s understandably starving, but that requires discipline as well. “I’m really into raw food … sushi basically,” Spears noted. Spears says she indulges in Nut Thins and “any kind of fruit” to help keep her body fueled. The Southern girl’s one weakness? “I love sweet tea!” she admitted. Scroll through the photos above to see proof that she’s not letting that weakness get the best of her too much, and see how they compare with the pics below. These being the all-time hottest Britney Spears photos , natch … 51 Hottest Britney Spears Photos of ALL TIME 1. Britney Spears Bikini Wallpaper Most people can only fantasize about Britney Spears with wallpaper like this. David Lucado could wallpaper himself with Britney’s body and he let it slip away.
Jennifer Lawrence is a woman who knows what she wants in life, and in love. On the latter front, it’s not really shocking what the star says she looks for. In the new issue of French magazine Madame Figaro, the 24-year-old reveals that the ideal mate for her is “one who allows her to be herself in all situations.” “Otherwise, you might as well stay single.” Lawrence, who might be back together with Chris Martin , is currently overseas as part of a massive PR tour for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 . That’s just part of her job as an A-list star, and the accompanying interest in her personal life is something she says she has been very reluctant to accept. Admitting it took days to agree to portray Katniss Everdeen, she says, “I realized that whatever I do, at any level, I would lose a part of my private life.” “For each ‘everyday’ photo published,” the paparazzi-averse Oscar-winner says, “I generally spent three hours playing cat and mouse with photographers.” “I always had a very clear idea of the type of course I wanted – acting, that’s all. Of course, by contract, I must assure a media presence to promote my work. “But if I had a choice,” says the talented and versatile but world-weary actress, “you wouldn’t hear me express myself except in movies.” 24 Hottest Jennifer Lawrence Photos 1. Hot Jennifer Lawrence Picture Wow. That’s the only word that’s really necessary when gazing upon this Jennifer Lawrence photo. So what about Twitter, Facebook and other social media? “All that doesn’t interest me for a second!” she says. “I’m always hundreds of emails behind.” Given the fact that numerous Jennifer Lawrence nude photos were among the flagship leaks disseminated by The Fappening, her attitude is not surprising. This has been true of her throughout, however. For a woman of her stature, she keeps a surprisingly low profile aside from movie press and has done so long before she was as famous as she is now. So much so that you probably never knew she was a model for Abercrombie & Fitch back in the day (as were some other famous faces in the gallery below)! 15 Celebrities Who Were A&F Models 1. Jennifer Lawrence Oh yes, that’s a young Jennifer Lawrence, the most beautiful Abercrombie model (or possibly human being) of all time.
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