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Jamie Kennedy: Cheating on Jennifer Love Hewitt with Shannon Funk, Sources Say

Jamie Kennedy and Jennifer Lovw Hewitt have spent the summer breaking every nauseating PDA record on the books. According to a new report by Perez Hilton, though, the abysmal actor has also spent the last few weeks getting busy with his ex-girlfriend… Shannon Funk ! This is hilarious for multiple reasons: It’s miraculous enough that Kennedy is dating Hewitt.

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Jamie Kennedy: Cheating on Jennifer Love Hewitt with Shannon Funk, Sources Say

Lindsay Lohan and Her Lesbian Thigh Highs of the Day

More lesbian Lohan, only this time in thigh highs, she was my first post today, what’s with this sudden obsession with her, I mean it’s not like I haven’t spent the last 5 years documented her every fucking move, at least her every move when it comes to being half naked and worth wanting to fuck, pretty much 5 years where I haven’t been living my own fucking life or making my on fucking moves, or at least moves where I am half named and worth wanting to fuck, good thing I have pretty much no ambition, drive or energy to get off this shit stained, urine soaked couch….consider yourself lucky to have me to distract you from your boring life with useless thoughts from my boring life…. Pics Via INF

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Lindsay Lohan and Her Lesbian Thigh Highs of the Day

Jackson Spent Last Hours in Doctor’s Bed

The reports that Michael Jackson spent the last night in his bedroom are not true — we’ve learned Jackson spent his last hours in Dr. Conrad Murray’s bedroom …

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Michael J. Fox’s Unfortunate Prophetic Message

This is eerily prescient, and incredibly inappropriate.

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Michael J. Fox’s Unfortunate Prophetic Message

Funnier (Fake) Snickers Ads

At least I'm pretty sure they're fake ; I guess they could be a viral marketing gone re-viral, in which case: fine, Don Draper, you win, I will buy your candy bar.

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The Badger Whisperer

Gareth Morgan is known as “The Badgerman” in his hometown in Wales. He has spent the last five years gaining the confidence of a group of badgers that live in the countryside near his house, so that he can pal around with them and, like, just hang out and do badger stuff

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The Badger Whisperer

Lindsay Lohan’s Happy Legs of the Day

So I emailed Samantha Ronson asking for her BBM because I was given a Blackberry last week, she told me she didn’t use BBM, so I’m on facebook and her status is asking whether she should download the new BBM 5.1, so not only does bitch use BBM, she also knows the fuckin’ version of software she uses, and when I called her out on it. she just ignored me…..Lesbians….They are such penis haters….If I had a pussy, she’d be all up on this like she was all up on Lohan back before she was famous. Here is Lohan and her legs lookin’ happy to be alive, look at the smile on her face, the same face that lets vagina get smeared all over it, and for some reason I find that such a hard thing to visualize, despite Lohan’s sexually history, I just can’t see her fuckin guys or girls, she’s more of the passed out in the corner puking kind of girl….

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Nicolette Sheridan Suckin’ Bottles of the Day

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Nicolette Sheridan Suckin’ Bottles of the Day