Hannah Ferguson is a Sports Illustrated model, because I guess she has a solid bikini body, fucks the right photographers, or athletes… and does the right sucking…. I usually laugh at the whole Sports Illustrated low level casting, finding typical “basic” average busty and fit girls to wear bikinis for free because the magazine is their biggest selling issue and huge marketing program… In doing the whole SI issue, they need bikinis, and I guess part of their ad campaigns, they offer force the brands to use their models, because it makes the models more keen on doing the magazine for free…and helps establish them as bikini models…even though the exposure is massive…without SI I’d never hear of Hannah Ferguson or her tits, unless I ate at the diner she was working…and by diner I mean brothel… Now, I’ve heard you can fuck Hannah Ferguson for 20,000 dollars a night, everyone has a price…I’ve also heard she’s not 23, but closer to 40, but she looks good in these pics, so I won’t make fun of her hard face, hard living, and focus on her hard body that takes work…because it’s all part of her plan to never actually have to work… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE This bikini line is for Tori Praver, who you may remember as the GIGI HADID before GIGI HADID….cast for GUESS? when still 17. Criminal….who is now a bikini designer…and wife to pro surfer Danny Fuller and mom to their kid… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hannah Ferguson for Swimwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Woman Has Sex With Daughter’s 13-Year-Old Boyfriend A woman in Delaware is charged with texting her daughter’s 13-year-old boyfriend , luring him to sneak out of his house in the middle of the night to her car — then raping him inside her vehicle. Via MailOnline : Police in Smyrna, Delaware, have charged a 45-year-old woman with having sex with a 13-year-old boy. Elaine B. Goodman of Dover was arrested Wednesday and charged with third- and fourth-degree rape, unlawful sexual contact, and sexual solicitation of a child, court documents show. The boy is the boyfriend of Goodman’s daughter, police said in a Thursday news release. Police say on March 15, Goodman met the boy, who had sneaked out of his home, in her car, and had sex with him. After officers received information about the incident, investigators collected DNA evidence from the car and clothing, and reviewed text message between Goodman and the boy. Delaware Online reported that the victim said she ‘took his you-know-what and put it in her you-know-what.’ According to the newspaper, Goodman texted a friend ‘He is so cute with a nice a** body. ‘I asked him what in the world are u doing with a body like that at 13…’ She is being held on $225,000 secured bond. This is just sick. What kind of 45-year-old woman lusts after a middle-schooler — much less one that her DAUGHTER is dating. SMH. Smryna PD
Anthony Smith Convicted Of Three Murders A star NFL baller from the 90’s apparently took up a life of crime after leaving the game. Anthony Smith was found guilty of three separate murders and now faces some serious prison time . Via TMZsports : Ex-Oakland Raiders defensive end Anthony Smith — a 1st round pick in the ’90 NFL Draft — was just convicted of killing 3 men … and now faces life in prison. Smith — who played for the Raiders from ’91 to ’97 — was in a Lancaster, CA courtroom when the jury announced that he was guilty of killing 2 men in 1999 and another in 2001. Cops say Smith kidnapped two brothers — Kevin and Ricky Nettles — from a car wash in 1999 and then shot them to death. Their bodies were dumped roughly 8 miles apart. In 2001, cops say Smith was part of a group that kidnapped Dennis Henderson and then stabbed him to death. The 48-year-old now faces life in prison without the possibility of parole. Sentencing is set for Dec. 21. Yikes. Sounds like Aaron Hernandez took a page out of this guy’s book… SplashNews
Following a one-week World Series hiatus, Fox’s smash hit returned last night and Empire Season 2 Episode 6 certainly didn’t disappoint. There was no World Series of cage-fighting between Lucious and Cookie this week, though, as they were forced to put their feud on hold. Watch Empire Season 2 Episode 6 Online If you watch Empire online , you know how that goes: Lyons stick together, but only to a point, as alliances are quickly formed and broken. In the wake of Hakeem’s kidnapping, however, there was no time for their usual gripes or threats of violence. Against each other, anyway. “High Hope for a Low Heaven” surprised us by answering and handling the question of ‘Keem’s disappearance in a most unexpected way. Lucious and Cookie secured his release awfully fast, leaving the fallout – and Bryshere Y. Gray’s unreal performance – as the focal point. Never before have we seen the brash young rapper so raw, so vulnerable and so lost as when he was helping his girl group with their track. When it came time to do his verse with Mirage a Trois, something was deeply wrong in his head. We didn’t know what exactly. Nor did he. Anxiety? Fear? PTSD? An unknown medical condition triggered by the trauma he’d been through? Unclear, but the impact was profound. It came as little surprise, then, that when Cookie’s “promoter” Laz talked her into hiring ‘Keem’s assailants as her bodyguards, he lost it. Seeing it as an opportunity to exact revenge, he pulls a gun on the crew, leading Cookie to desperately plead with and console her son. “If you pull the trigger you’re going to force me to step in front of the bullet,” she begs her youngest. “I’d rather die than lose you again.” Vintage Cookie. As much as Hakeem wants to be the tough guy – and as much of a hard-ass as his mom is – cooler heads can still prevail. Cookie and Laz, meanwhile, maul each other passionately by the end of the night, which we might have been psyched about, until the twist: Laz sports the same tattoo of a cow skull on his back that the thugs who abducted Hakeem had, meaning he has some nefarious motives. Meanwhile on Empire Season 2 Episode 6, born again Andre is working the gospel into the A&R of Gutter Life Records, and with aplomb. It seemed at first like ‘Dre was out of his mind with this, but he may have just found a kindred, Christian rap spirit in Gutter Life’s J Poppa. Who, we might add, makes a hot couple with Becky. We did not see that side plot coming whatsoever, but hope to see more of it for sure! Jussie Smollett was once again the unsung backbone of the episode, as his latest song “Never Love Again” may be one of his best to date. Jamal is a powerful character who can command every scene even from the periphery, and Smollett’s voice plays a major role in that power. Lyons have pride, as we saw with his insistence on not being marketed as a gay artist, but they also have talent, loyalty and empathy. Andre and Jamal both stepped up in a big way to help Hakeem make his way on stage at the end, proving that family is still everything. View Slideshow: Empire Cast: Did You Know…?
Here’s old, washed up, hot as fuck, but never really quite made it, model named Alyssa Miller, who you may remember from Sports Illustrated Swimsuit a bunch of years ago, that she secured by fucking one of the photographers….before cheating on him with Jake Gyllenhaal, because when you are a whore, you do self serving whore things, that lead to a better whore life, and when an A-Lister, despite being a cunt like Gyllenhaal comes a knocking, you got to throw in any morals or values you may pretend you have a go for it… She’s a good old Texan, who got famous too fast for her own good. Went Hollywood as fast as she could, only to go back to being a wholesome texans, engaged to some country singer, driving vintage Mercedes, living in her little hipster house…at least according to her instagram that looks like it was created by a creative director at some rugged lifestyle brand…Check HER INSTAGRAM how is this even real…it’s so fucking hipster…and for some reason…I think I’m in love… It would be a great tragedy to fuck anything that fucked Jake Gyllenhaal…but this Alyssa Miller character…is compelling…but maybe I just like how much effort she puts into her social media personal brand…hip as fuck… The post Alyssa Miller Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Back in July, when the classic movie Clueless turned 20 years old, we asked a simple question: What are the main cast members up to now ? On Sunday night, meanwhile, Paul Rudd gave us the most immediate answer: he’s on Cloud Nine. The lifelong Kansas City Royals fan didn’t just get to bear witness to his favorite team winning the World Series. He got to do it while actually in attendance at Citi Field in New York, and then he got to be doused with beer and champagne into the Kansas City locker room. The Royals defeated the Mets in five games to capture the title, shocking the sports world in the clincher by scoring two runs to tie the game in the ninth inning. They then became the first team in World Series history to score five runs in an extra inning, going on to win by a score of 7-2. “I haven’t thought about anything. I can’t even believe that I’m standing here right now. I don’t know how I snuck in,” Rudd said to reporters after the contest, adding: “I’ve been to every single World Series the Royals have been in. “It makes no sense. It makes sense that they won because they’re incredible. It makes no sense that I’m here right now, celebrating this.” So at least you can take some comfort, Mets fans. It sucks your team lost in the World Series. But it made Paul Rudd happy and, come on, is there a more universally-beloved actor out there than Paul Rudd?
If you’re a Russian Hooker…a really fucking hot Russian Hooker…and you can’t afford make-up because you only make 30 dollars a week in your communist destroyed home…. Find an agency that will find you an A List European athlete, who is covering up his homosexuality with you, and in exchange gets you into Sports Illustrated….because you’re hot and it keeps your fucking extorting mouth shut… Continue Sports Illustrated until your contract with the Athlete is up, and turn that to vagina over to an A List Actor…like Brad Cooper… It’ll pay off – people will take you seriously…you will be legitimized…you will not be seen as a hooker opportunist….but you will instead book spokesperson for a massive cosmetic line…like you matter…because you do matter…you worked hard for this…navigating the world like the clever spy you are……take it in…and then fulfill your commitments…before getting pregnant to full circle this wallet fuck….close out this hooker life…get paid… Life Lesson…be hot, get press and things will happen for you. A video posted by irinashayk (@irinashayk) on Oct 29, 2015 at 10:38am PDT The post Irina Shayk is the New Face for L’Oreal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Half Canadian, Half Kiss, Sophie Simmons, is an aspiring instagram model…which is absolutely insane, considering the Kiss brand is worth well over a billion dollars, and when Gene Simmons finally dies off, the fortune will be split between her and her hipster tall as fuck brother… I guess she feels the world needs another rich kid taking selfies… But for some reason, when you have everything, the only thing you can really seek out, is love…or in this case instagram likes from adoring fans of your father who only care about you because KISS is an institution to them…and you’re the extension of that cock that has been everywhere.. I don’t really understand the psychology of rich spoiled princesses, but I do understand that in trying to become an instagram model, even though she must be 30 and is a little too old for that, she’s started showing off her hard nipples and her more fit than it once was body, because she knows as an instagram model, one must have fitness on their side, body means everythijng in this vapid world of people prostituting themselves for validation… I find the whole thing ridiculous, but I am compelled to post on it, because I support piggy girls who are lazy and eat too much, figuring out that all that matters is their fit bodies to get ahead…it’s far more interesting than other rich cunts who expect you to celebrate them when fat… What I am saying is…at lease Sophie Simmons is trying…even if everything about her staged photoshoots and selfies is lame as fuck…desperate as fuck…but hard nipples…they save all…kinda… The post Sophie Simmons is Committed to this Instagram Model Life of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Half Canadian, Half Kiss, Sophie Simmons, is an aspiring instagram model…which is absolutely insane, considering the Kiss brand is worth well over a billion dollars, and when Gene Simmons finally dies off, the fortune will be split between her and her hipster tall as fuck brother… I guess she feels the world needs another rich kid taking selfies… But for some reason, when you have everything, the only thing you can really seek out, is love…or in this case instagram likes from adoring fans of your father who only care about you because KISS is an institution to them…and you’re the extension of that cock that has been everywhere.. I don’t really understand the psychology of rich spoiled princesses, but I do understand that in trying to become an instagram model, even though she must be 30 and is a little too old for that, she’s started showing off her hard nipples and her more fit than it once was body, because she knows as an instagram model, one must have fitness on their side, body means everythijng in this vapid world of people prostituting themselves for validation… I find the whole thing ridiculous, but I am compelled to post on it, because I support piggy girls who are lazy and eat too much, figuring out that all that matters is their fit bodies to get ahead…it’s far more interesting than other rich cunts who expect you to celebrate them when fat… What I am saying is…at lease Sophie Simmons is trying…even if everything about her staged photoshoots and selfies is lame as fuck…desperate as fuck…but hard nipples…they save all…kinda… The post Sophie Simmons is Committed to this Instagram Model Life of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
