Victoria’s Secret has a new informercial that Sports Illustrated is mad about, and that I don’t really understand because I am bored of Victoria’s Secret and can’t really grasp why anyone would watch their nonsense on TV like it fucking matters, when they can just walk into any mall and buy a fucking bikini…so instead they’ll have you watching their babes who are overpaid, strut around in their bikinis, like it’s some kind of informative or tantalizing thing, when we have access to porn or millions of pictures and videos of these girls, when really it is just a PR stunt, the only way CBS gets viewers, designed for idiots who still have cable TV, all to sell bikinis to bitches who shouldn’t wear bikinis…sounds awesome. The post Victoria’s Secret Swim Infomercial Trailer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Woman Accuses Central Park Restaurant Of Serving Her Fish With A Hook In It A New York woman is either scamming a Manhattan restaurant or nearly died after chomping into a piece of fish that had a 2-inch hook in it. The New York Daily News reports: A Manhattan woman claims the “whole cooked” branzino fish she ordered at Villagio on Central Park South last August came garnished with a fishing hook — and she cut her mouth when she bit down on it. But a Miami-based partner in Villagio accused her of planting the hook on the fish in order to shake the restaurant down for thousands of dollars. “First, the hook was 3 inches long. How does that go in your mouth and you don’t notice it?” said Alexander Kalas. Also, the branzino was from a fish farm and not “some isolated renegade from the ocean.” “It was farmed and farmed fish are always caught in nets,” he said. In court papers filed in Manhattan Supreme Court, Aliona Russo said neither she nor her husband, Vincent, noticed the fishhook until she took a bite and “felt something unusual.” “Removing the remnants of the piece of fish from her mouth, she was shocked” to discover the hook, the papers state. “As other guests at the table looked on in awe, they documented the fact that the fish had been prepared and served with a large hook inside of it.” The couple took a picture of the fish — whole grilled with lemon, olive oil and capers for $42 — and the hook and included both in the court filing. Aliona Russo was “injured, both physically and psychologically,” the papers state. So now the couple is seeking unspecified damages from the restaurant. “This is not a little fishhook,” her lawyer, Jay Dankner, insisted. “It’s at least two inches long — longer with the string.” Dankner said his fish-loving client now has nightmares about biting into another hook. “She said she likes to suck the meat off the bones in the neck and then (de)bone the rest,” he said. “She never got that far.” Kalas — whose swanky restaurant took over the space formerly occupied by Mickey Mantle’s Restaurant & Sports Bar — said Vincent Russo told staff right after the alleged incident that he would be willing to settle the case for $50,000. “That’s extortion,” he said. “We’re filing a countersuit. We don’t think the fishhook was there.” Hmmmmm…what do YOU think???? Did she really find a fish hook or is she just trying to get a come up????
Sports Illustrated Swim just came out and they are touring it. I guess they need to find ways to make the advertisers pay the 200,000 dollar price tag, and a meet and greet with fans in NYC and Nashville was the answer, you know let they creepy perverts who actually care enough to get excited about Sports Illustrated, wait in line like a bunch of jobber assholes who can’t get laid, to get a fucking autograph from a model, who for the record, isn’t even a real model, but rather a Sports Illustrated low level model, to sign their fucking poster….it’s pretty pathetic…but I guess it is working well enough, I mean having the power to make these girls who only have a career because of SI, stand around on a convention floor, like a bunch of spokesmodels handing out toilet paper samples at Costco…is amazing…they aren’t even get paid for this…so really show them that you own them, put them in their bottom feeding place and make everyone watching, who isn’t the 1% of the population lame enough to get excite about this tricks… To see a bunch of the photos CLICK HERE To See the Entire Issue CLICK HERE The post A Bunch of Sports Illustrated Models at a Sports Illustrated Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
So Sports Illustrated held their annual celebration for the 2015 Swimsuit Issue in New York the other night. And instead of being upset that they forgot to invite me to the party (again), I’m going to look on the bright side: they did invite a whole bunch of hotties like Hannah Davis , Rose Bertram , Hailey Clauson , Solveig Mork Hansen , Ashley Smith , Kelly Rohrbach , Emily Ratajkowski , Sara Sampaio , Hannah Ferguson , Samantha Hoopes , Chrissy Teigen , Erin Heatherton , Lily Aldridge , Gigi Hadid , Irina Shayk , Genevieve Morton , and Ashley Graham . And you know, just looking at these pictures is starting to make me feel better already. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com
I used to make fun of fat girls, but then I realized I was only doing that because I was angry that I was married to one, and everything they told me about obesity, like premature death and disease wasn’t happening fast enough…it’s easier than divorce… I’ve even made fun of ROBYN LAWLEY in the past….because I’m a jerk… Then I started making fun of skinny girls, calling them fat, but only models who get paid 100,000 dollar day rates, because I feel they deserve the scrutiny…and should starve themselves to justify those pay days… But as someone who fucks fat girls…I don’t mind em, I actually like how insecure they are and how hard they will make up for it in bed… More importantly, as someone who knows fat girls on an intimate level, this fat chick who Sports Illustrated is milking hard, is hardly even that fat…she’s proportionate, and sure she may out weight Kate Upton, who is actually plus sized, but in denial….she looks less sloppy…. If they were to really try to make an impact…there would be more cellulite..and gunts…this is just no different than their other models…so this whole PR push about this is insanity…. Here are some of the pics… TO SEE MY RECAP OF THE WHOLE ISSUE CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL THE SPORTS ILLUSTRATED PICS AND VIDEOS VISIT SI.com The post Robyn Lawley Isn’t That Plus Sized of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
