As I’m sure you guys know by now, one of my special talents as a blogger is finding you degenerates new seriously hot models to drool over. Well, that and typing with one hand. Anyway, here’s my latest find: Karen Carreno . According to my research, she’s Columbian, and like “sports, dolphins, great food and exciting adventure.” And while I can’t promise her any of those first three, if Karen wants a real adventure, she should come over and explore my bedroom sometime. She could be the first model to ever step foot in it. » view all 21 photos
Early on Tuesday morning Michael Phelps was arrested for DUI . The following day Phelps apologized for the incident, but offered no new details with regard to the arrest. Well, we’ve received some information that may shed some light on it … Michael Phelps: Arrested for DUI in Maryland Several days later, very little has been confirmed, other than the fact that Phelps was boozing and gambling in a casino for several hours before getting behind the wheel. Though neither Phelps nor local law enforcement have been forthcoming with regard to new details, we may now know the identity of the new lady in Phelps’ life. One who was reportedly with him on the night of his arrest. An anonymous tipster informs THG that locals in the Canton area of Batlimore in which Michael lives have determined that Phelps is romantically involved with Washington, D.C. resident Taylor Lianne Chandler. And from the sound of things, their relationship is a dramatic one: “We saw a blonde model type leaving Michael Phelps’ place,” our source says. “She went to the bar across the street, Plug Ugly’s, where she was on her phone… calling and texting and crying at times.” “The name on her phone she was texting was Michael… She said she was in town from DC for business in crisis management, but she did not seem like she was there on business.” “She paid with a credit card, Taylor Lianne Chandler. Later she was back and came out of his place crying hysterically as he put her into an Uber. “People at the bar say they have seen her many times going into his place over the past few months…She was supposedly with him the night he was arrested for DUI.” The source describes Chandler as a “tall, swimsuit model type.” The last time we received an update on his love life, Phelps was dating Win McMurry , a sportscaster best known for her work on the Golf Channel. It is not known if Phelps and McMurry are still romantically involved. 50 Celebrity Mug Shots: ARRESTED! 1. Justin Bieber Mug Shot Justin Bieber looks pretty darn happy here in his mug shot, doesn’t he? Perhaps that’s because he is under the influence of… something.
He may have officially hung up his cleats, but The Captain is still on a roll these days. Not only did Derek Jeter hit a game-winning single in his final at bat at Yankee Stadium, thus bidding farewell to the hometown crowd in the coolest fashion possible (Okay, he could’ve hit a homer, but Jeets ain’t a slugger! ), now he’s positively killin’ it in retirement. Not only Jeter he “curator of all things cool” for a new sports-lifestyle site called The Players’ Tribune, but there are rumors that he’s finally planning to settle down with his insanely hot girlfriend of two years, Hannah Davis. We first heard rumors that Jeter and Davis were engaged last year, but nothing was ever confirmed. And of course it’s not the first time that we’ve heard wedding bell rumors about Cap. He was reportedly engaged to Minka Kelly shortly before he and the actress broke up. This time, however, there’s reason to believe that Jeter might actually walk down the aisle…and not stop short. (We’ll show ourselves out.) Jeets and his lady have rented out the famous Oheka Castle on Long Island’s Gold Coast (home to some of the world’s most expensive real estate). The place served as the title character’s home in the 1941 film classic Citizen Kane . Needless to say, “swanky” doesn’t even begin to describe this place. Several high-end vendors have been recruited from all over the world to cater something that’s only been described as “Derek Jeter event.” Yeah, it could just be a retirement party, but TMZ claims to have sources who swear it’s a wedding. Hey, if George Clooney settled down , anything can happen. Yeah, Jeets! Celebrities Who Got Married in 2014 1. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got married out of nowhere in August 2014! Congratulations!
#456308860 / gettyimages.com Ana Ivanovic who SportsbookReview.com listed her at -1300 favorite to win, won her match but I am more interested in her playing tennis because tennis is my fetish…I don’t care if she wins or loses…it’s the one sport where Russian babes, who were destined to be cam girls but instead became athletes, thanks to communism, grunting like they are getting fucked in skimpy clothes, all sweaty vagina in tight panty flashing and erotic. Here she is in action… #456308724 / gettyimages.com Vaginal Definition…. #456308682 / gettyimages.com Butt Shot…. #455836310 / gettyimages.com Missionary Position on the Ground #455833590 / gettyimages.com Pussy Smile…. #455766858 / gettyimages.com Open Mouthed #454205524 / gettyimages.com
Happy birthday, girl! It’s Serena Williams 33rd birthday weekend! And MadameNoire is celebrating one of the greatest athletes of all time with a slideshow of her 15 butt-kicking best moments on and off the court. See more at: http://madamenoire.com/472601/serena-williams-best-pop-moments-15-times-kick-butt-court/#sthash.jHsmyOU8.dpuf Image via Splash
Mara Teigen is a superstar INSTAGRAM MODEL …who for a while I just assumed was the hotter sister of the troll who fucked her way into a wallet and possibly into Sports Illustrated…to help maintain her place in that wallet she fucked her way into…but apparently they aren’t related… Henrick Purienne is one of my favorite EROTIC PHOTOGRAPHERS of our generation…I mean the guy takes insane pictures.. They came together – for this campaign. I think it’s something corporate and thus not very erotic…but I believe in your creepiness and your ability to cum to anything…so maybe you can get to that. Weirdo.
Since you know how I’m always on the lookout for hot videos, here’s a good one for you guys today: my Twitter girlfriend Amanda Cerny getting covered in ice cream sundae in slow-mo. And yup, it’s about as awesome as it sounds, but it just proves that hot babes with huge Instagram and Twitter followings don’t have a lot of pull when it comes to videos, and that they’re not real celebrities. I mean, this video only has a little over 5,000 views! It’s still definitely worth a watch though. And hopefully now after getting the patented Tuna Bump, it’ll grow. And then Amanda can thank me by making a sequel with me in my mom’s basement. So get watching everybody, the video’s below.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Emily DiDonato in anything other than a bikini before, but turns out she cleans up pretty nice, judging from this latest sexy photoshoot of hers. I also never realized she had such a crazy eyes thing going on before, but again, it’s the bikini factor. It makes me unable to pay attention to anything else. Hmm, maybe I’d better go back into the archives and see what else I might’ve missed. This could take a while.
