Brothers and rival NFL quarterbacks Eli and Peyton Manning join forces and show off their rapping skills DirecTV in a new ad entitled “Fantasy Football Fantasy.” Yes, you read that right. Peyton and Eli Manning rapping. Enjoy. Eli and Peyton Manning Rap – Fantasy Football Fantasy Fellow New Orleans native Lil Wayne? Rolling in his grave. Or just rolling on the floor laughing at what the future Hall of Fame members spit here. The two drop-back passers drop some ill rhymes, while saying “fantasy” and using auto-tune alot, while Joe Namath also makes an appearance. Awkwardly caressing a woman. You can’t make this stuff up. Eli wears a fitted cap and two mink coats (one for each of his two Super Bowl titles), while his older brother drops knowledge on our collective domes. The 2014 NFL season can’t get here fast enough. Celebrities Who Played College Football 1. Joel McHale Before he made us laugh on Community, Joel McHale made defenses pay as tight end for Washington.
This model’s name is LOLA McDONNELL . She seems to be from Australia. She’s in this amazing workout video, that should inspire all girls to workout topless if built like this because it’s fucking hot as fuck….shot by a photographer Alessandro Casagrande, who I’ve posted before and who does awesome stuff… I mean this is what workout videos are meant to be….
This model’s name is LOLA McDONNELL . She seems to be from Australia. She’s in this amazing workout video, that should inspire all girls to workout topless if built like this because it’s fucking hot as fuck….shot by a photographer Alessandro Casagrande, who I’ve posted before and who does awesome stuff… I mean this is what workout videos are meant to be….
Here is fat Sports Illustrated model Genevieve Morton – who no one really gets why she’s a Sports Illustrated model based on her lack of fitness…but who we assume was fucking an athlete early on in her career that allowed for his team to pitch her to Sports Illustrated, only to be used yearly ever since, because Sports Illustrated is loyal to their tricks, and because they felt sorry she never got any actual work. At least that’s what I assume. I always saw her as the Kate Upton who never was, mainly because she’s an immigrant. I always wanted to see her and kate Upton have an food eating contest, because I am weird. I don’t care about her moving to LA to get famous…but I’ll post her lesson in angles…it’s like look at these big tits…they distract from everything else…. Keep on tryin’ trick.
Here is fat Sports Illustrated model Genevieve Morton – who no one really gets why she’s a Sports Illustrated model based on her lack of fitness…but who we assume was fucking an athlete early on in her career that allowed for his team to pitch her to Sports Illustrated, only to be used yearly ever since, because Sports Illustrated is loyal to their tricks, and because they felt sorry she never got any actual work. At least that’s what I assume. I always saw her as the Kate Upton who never was, mainly because she’s an immigrant. I always wanted to see her and kate Upton have an food eating contest, because I am weird. I don’t care about her moving to LA to get famous…but I’ll post her lesson in angles…it’s like look at these big tits…they distract from everything else…. Keep on tryin’ trick.
Kevin Ward Jr., the 20-year-old racing prospect killed in an accident by NASCAR star Tony Stewart, is being mourned across his native New York State and beyond. While no criminal investigation into Stewart’s conduct is underway, Ward’s relatives and friends are taking Tony to task for his actions in the wake of the tragedy. The young driver’s aunt posted to Facebook Sunday after the crash, “Thanks for thinking of our family [Tony] Stewart when you decided to be a d!ck!” Tony Stewart Kills Kevin Ward Jr. She called her late nephew “one of a kind, a true race car driver, a p!ss head and a sweetie all in one, a young man who will be truly missed by many!” Kevin Ward’s parents, who were reportedly in the stands watching the race, were a bit more diplomatic, according to local ABC affiliate WHAM: “We appreciate the prayers and support we are receiving from the community, but we need time to grieve and wrap our heads around all of this.” As previously reported, in an incident filmed by a fan, Tony Stewart killed Kevin Ward Jr. accidentally on the race track this weekend in Canandaigua, N.Y. His car swiped Ward’s, which spun out of control, at which point Kevin exited his car and began roaming the track on foot, pointing at Stewart. Then tragedy struck. When he approached closely, Stewart’s car fishtailed and Ward was struck, with an onlooker bellowing in horror, “Tony Stewart hit that guy!” Ontario County Sheriff’s officials say that they have yet to uncover any criminal intentions on Stewart’s part, no matter the unthinkable result that took place. Empire Super Sprints race director and president Chuck Miller said that there was “no history with these two drivers,” and called this a tragic accident. He chalked it up to “the competitive nature of the game and the drivers around it … any time Tony has raced with us, Kevin also raced. Tony’s been good for us.” The 43-year-old Stewart pulled out of Sunday’s race, saying, “There aren’t words to describe the sadness I feel about the accident that took the life of Kevin Ward Jr.” “It’s a very emotional time for all involved.” “It is the reason I’ve decided not to participate in today’s race at Watkins Glen. My thoughts and prayers are with his family, friends and everyone affected by this tragedy.” Celebrities We Lost in 2014 1. Philip Seymour Hoffman R.I.P. Philip Seymour Hoffman (1967-2014). He will forever be missed!
Kevin Ward Jr., the 20-year-old racing prospect killed in an accident by NASCAR star Tony Stewart, is being mourned across his native New York State and beyond. While no criminal investigation into Stewart’s conduct is underway, Ward’s relatives and friends are taking Tony to task for his actions in the wake of the tragedy. The young driver’s aunt posted to Facebook Sunday after the crash, “Thanks for thinking of our family [Tony] Stewart when you decided to be a d!ck!” Tony Stewart Kills Kevin Ward Jr. She called her late nephew “one of a kind, a true race car driver, a p!ss head and a sweetie all in one, a young man who will be truly missed by many!” Kevin Ward’s parents, who were reportedly in the stands watching the race, were a bit more diplomatic, according to local ABC affiliate WHAM: “We appreciate the prayers and support we are receiving from the community, but we need time to grieve and wrap our heads around all of this.” As previously reported, in an incident filmed by a fan, Tony Stewart killed Kevin Ward Jr. accidentally on the race track this weekend in Canandaigua, N.Y. His car swiped Ward’s, which spun out of control, at which point Kevin exited his car and began roaming the track on foot, pointing at Stewart. Then tragedy struck. When he approached closely, Stewart’s car fishtailed and Ward was struck, with an onlooker bellowing in horror, “Tony Stewart hit that guy!” Ontario County Sheriff’s officials say that they have yet to uncover any criminal intentions on Stewart’s part, no matter the unthinkable result that took place. Empire Super Sprints race director and president Chuck Miller said that there was “no history with these two drivers,” and called this a tragic accident. He chalked it up to “the competitive nature of the game and the drivers around it … any time Tony has raced with us, Kevin also raced. Tony’s been good for us.” The 43-year-old Stewart pulled out of Sunday’s race, saying, “There aren’t words to describe the sadness I feel about the accident that took the life of Kevin Ward Jr.” “It’s a very emotional time for all involved.” “It is the reason I’ve decided not to participate in today’s race at Watkins Glen. My thoughts and prayers are with his family, friends and everyone affected by this tragedy.” Celebrities We Lost in 2014 1. Philip Seymour Hoffman R.I.P. Philip Seymour Hoffman (1967-2014). He will forever be missed!
Man, I don’t know what I ever did to Madonna besides call her a scary old leather bag, but she must really have it out for us perverts, because here’s her 17-year-old daughter Lourdes Leon back making trouble with yet another set of bikini pictures. It’s the third time in two weeks. So don’t take the bait, and just move it along, and let’s hope Lourdes manages to save some of this bikini action for after she turns 18 in a couple months. Photos: Fameflynet
Here’s busty Sports Illustrated model Genevieve Morton back doing what she does best: blowing my mind with super-hot bikini pictures. Now some of you might remember that Genevieve and I used to get hot and heavy on Twitter (aka she used to actually acknowledge my existence), but even though that’s all over now, I’ve got no hard feelings. I know that eventually she’ll realize what a huge mistake she made and how any model would be lucky to have me and come back to me. Stop laughing. That wasn’t a punchline.
The worlds of movies, music, fashion, sports and television collided at the Teen Choice Awards tonight, as Tyler Posey and Sarah Hyland hosted the annual ceremony on FOX. Which actors, actresses, films, shows and stars won big? From the Fault in Our Stars to no sign whatsoever of Justin Bieber , scroll down for a list of the winners across all categories. ( Editor’s Note : There are A LOT.) ( Editor’s Note II : Return tomorrow for a rundown of the best speeches, fashion, performances and moments.) MOVIES Choice Movie: Action/Adventure: “Divergent” Choice Movie Actor: Action/Adventure: Theo James, “Divergent” Choice Movie Actress: Action/Adventure: Shailene Woodley, “Divergent” Choice Movie: Sci-Fi/Fantasy: “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire” Choice Movie Actor: Sci-Fi/Fantasy: Josh Hutcherson, “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire” Choice Movie Actress: Sci-Fi/Fantasy: Jennifer Lawrence, “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire” and “X-Men: Days of Future Past” Choice Movie: Drama: “The Fault in Our Stars” Choice Movie Actor: Drama: Ansel Elgort, “The Fault in Our Stars” Choice Movie Actress: Drama: Shailene Woodley, “The Fault in Our Stars” Choice Movie: Comedy: “The Other Woman” Choice Movie Actor: Comedy: Kevin Hart, “Ride Along” Choice Movie Actress: Comedy: Emma Roberts, “We’re The Millers” Choice Movie Villain: Donald Sutherland, “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire” Choice Movie Scene Stealer: Nat Wolff, “The Fault In Our Stars” Choice Movie Breakout Star: Ansel Elgort, “Divergent” and “The Fault in Our Stars” Choice Movie Chemistry: Ansel Elgort, Nat Wolff and Shailene Woodley, “The Fault in Our Stars” Choice Movie Liplock: Shailene Woodley and Ansel Elgort, “The Fault In Our Stars” Choice Movie Hissy Fit: Jonah Hill, “22 Jump Street” Choice Summer Movie: “22 Jump Street” Choice Summer Movie Star: Channing Tatum, “22 Jump Street” TELEVISION Choice TV Show: Drama: “ Pretty Little Liars ” Choice TV Actor: Drama: Ian Harding, “Pretty Little Liars” Choice TV Actress: Drama: Lucy Hale, “Pretty Little Liars” Choice TV Show: Fantasy/Sci-Fi: “The Vampire Diaries” Choice TV Actor: Sci-Fi/Fantasy: Ian Somerhalder, “ The Vampire Diaries ” Choice TV Actress: Sci-Fi/Fantasy: Nina Dobrev, “The Vampire Diaries” Choice TV Show: Comedy: “The Big Bang Theory” Choice TV Actor: Comedy: Ross Lynch, “Austin & Ally” Choice TV Actress: Comedy: Lea Michele, GLEE Choice TV: Animated Show: THE SIMPSONS Choice TV: Reality Competition Show: “The Voice” Choice TV: Reality Show: “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” Choice TV Villain: Dylan O’Brien, “Teen Wolf” Choice TV Reality Personality – Male: Adam Levine, “The Voice” Choice TV Reality Personality – Female: Shakira, “The Voice” Choice TV Male Scene Stealer: Tyler Hoechlin, “Teen Wolf” Choice TV Female Scene Stealer: Candice Accola, “The Vampire Diaries” Choice TV Female Breakout Star: Sasha Pieterse, “Pretty Little Liars” Choice TV: Male Breakout Star: Brett Dalton, “Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.” Choice TV: Breakout Show: “Faking It” Choice Summer TV Show: “Wipeout” Choice Summer TV Star: Male: Tyler Blackburn, “Pretty Little Liars” Choice Summer TV Star: Female: Ashley Benson, “Pretty Little Liars” MUSIC Choice Male Artist: Ed Sheeran Choice Female Artist: Ariana Grande Choice Music Group: One Direction Choice Electronic Dance Music (EDM) Artist: Calvin Harris Choice R&B/Hip-Hop Artist: Iggy Azalea Choice Rock Group: Imagine Dragons Choice Male Country Artist: Hunter Hayes Choice Female Country Artist: Taylor Swift Choice Country Group: Lady Antebellum Choice Country Song: “This is How We Roll,” Florida Georgia Line featuring Luke Bryan Choice Single Female Artist: “Problem,” Ariana Grande featuring Iggy Azalea Choice Single Male Artist: “Sing,” Ed Sheeran Choice Single Group: “Story of My Life,” One Direction Choice R&B/Hip-Hop Song: “Fancy,” Iggy Azalea featuring Charli XCX Choice Rock Song: “Pompeii,” Bastille Choice EDM Song: “Wake Me Up,” Avicii Choice Love Song: “You & I,” One Direction Choice Break-Up Song: “Story of My Life,” One Direction Choice Music Breakout Artist: Austin Mahone Choice Music: Breakout Group: 5 Seconds of Summer Choice Summer Song: “Really Don’t Care,” Demi Lovato featuring Cher Lloyd Choice Summer Music Star: Female: Demi Lovato Choice Summer Music Star: Male: Jason Derulo Choice Summer Music Star: Group: 5 Seconds of Summer Choice Summer Tour: One Direction, “Where We Are Tour” FASHION Candie’s Choice Style Icon: Zendaya Choice Female Hottie: Selena Gomez Choice Male Hottie: One Direction Choice Smile: Harry Styles SPORTS Choice Male Athlete: LeBron James Choice Female Athlete: Serena Williams OTHER Choice Social Media King: One Direction Choice Social Media Queen: Katy Perry Choice Twit: One Direction Choice Viner: Cameron Dallas Choice Instagrammer: Miley Cyrus Choice Fanatic Fans: #Directioners
