Irina Shayk is such a Famewhore… She saw Kate Upton on the beach, and was like “Hey you’re a Sports Illustrated Covergirl…just like me…let’s pose together and fuck the internet up the ass”….and Kate Upton was like “Where’s the all you can eat buffet”…and Irina Shayk was like “I don’t know, I’m just a low level hooker who fucked an athlete to get to where I am”….and Kate Upton was like “Where’s the all you can eat buffet”… At least she’s one of the hottest bitches in the game, despite all the plastic surgery that makes her look cheap….
Rachel Bilson has been reading too much Sports Illustrated Swimsuit…because it seems like she’s got on Kate Upton’s diet plan…which is eat everything you fucking can…as long as it isn’t vegetables…you know since no one one even remembers who she is… Or maybe she’s just pregnant…. Both things…pretty awful, but I’m still looking, because bikinis are good…even when they are on awful things… TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE
Toni Garrn is one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s beards…you know the hired staff model who he helps market and make relevant as a model using his A-List status…but that I can’t imagine is sincere, unless of course Hollywood is a herpes infested place where everyone fucks everyone and no one really cares, because they are all too busy fucking someone else…because in any office I worked at, not that I’ve ever had a job, fucking your co-workers ex, was always frowned upon, but at Victoria’s Secret, no cat fights are had, because they all get the PR hustle, and know how it works…and probably are aware of Leonardo’s homosexuality, since no straight man can really be an actor, as acting is one of the gayest things a motherfucker can do… That said, she’s topless in Bora Bora…with him, on some retreat….and I like topless TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Emily DiDonato is some Sports Illustrated model….I think she’s been linked to public eneam of the site number one…watery shit filled homosexual Jake Gyllenhaal, who has thrown his 5 foot 7, 140 pound frame in my face at least once, like a little girl on her period…because that’s the kind of bitch he is… So I have no real respect for any girl, even those using him for fame, but more importantly, those who weren’t good enough for him to keep around as his beard… But I do respect their tits, when they are showing them off in a mesh shirt, like a low level stripper, because that’s what models have become…and I like that.. Titties for fashion, are still titties… To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
Nina Agdal is in some behind the scenes for some photoshoot that I didn’t bother researching because I research is for nerdy weirdos and I don’t really care for Nina Agdal, not even when she gets nude pics of her from dudes she fucked in Miami posted to the internet, because people fuck, and this model, despite being a big name, doesn’t make much money, is no different than most hookers out there, and really may even still hook to live the lavish life while trying to recruit gay celebrity husbands like Adam Levine, who she turned out to be not good enough for, which is pretty bad, considering he’s the worst, so bad that I can’t even look at her objectively, all I see is maroon….and it’s the fucking worst.
Cameron Russell and Sara Sampaio are some Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated bikini modela…and here they are modelling bikinis…shocking…it’s their fucking job..that’s what they fucking do and what they are meant to do…and what they are trained to do and what they are in contract to do…and it’s at the point of barely being interesting in terms of the shoot itself, or even just being girls in bikini…but whatever..I’ll still look because I can and really have very little else to do right now
Kate Upton Wishes She Had Smaller Bust, Praises Cameron Diaz’ Figure Awwwww, poor thang!!! Via NY Post: They’re two of the biggest stars in fashion, double-billing on the covers of Sports Illustrated, Vogue and Vanity Fair and lusted over by countless admirers — still, Kate Upton can’t stand them. “I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs,” the supermodel and actress tells Britain’s The Sun on Sunday. “Every single day, I’m like, ‘Oh, man, it would be so much easier,’ especially if people didn’t constantly bring them up,” she confesses of her two biggest assets. At least twice a day she wishes she were smaller up top, Upton, 21, admits. “But the grass is always greener, as they say!” If only they were a little more like . . . earrings, the covergirl muses of her natural-born 34-D’s. “If I could just take them off like they were clip-ons.” Upton is making her “serious” acting debut with the upcoming “The Other Woman,” and she cites Cameron Diaz as possessing the ideal physique. “In my eyes, Cameron Diaz has the perfect figure,” she gushed. Hmmmm…we beg to differ there, Kate! SMH. WENN
You need not have a penis to appreciate Kim Kardashian bikini photos . Asked by E! News whether this reality star would be a good fit for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, Chrissy Teigen replied with an enthusiastic yes and added: “She would be fantastic. I mean if there is a swimsuit body out there, its Kim Kardashian, my goodness! 21 Hottest Kim Kardashian Bikini Photos Open Slideshow 1. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover Pic Kim Kardashian has her bikini body back! This is such great news, isn’t it? View As List 1. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover Pic Kim Kardashian has her bikini body back! This is such great news, isn’t it? 2. Kim Kardashian Bikini Body: The Return! It’s back! Kim Kardashian has regained her bikini body! We knew she could do it! 3. Kim Kardashian Bikini Bump Take this, haters! Kim Kardashian bares her pregnant stomach in a bikini on this Us Weekly Cover. 4. Kim Kardashian Bikini Pose Kim Kardashian poses here in a bikini. It’s an unusual look for the reality star. She typically wears so many more layers. 5. New Kim Kardashian Bikini Pic Kim Kardashian hikes up her bikini bottom in this Twit pic. Do you like the look? 6. Kim Kardashian Bikini Image Hey, Kim Kardashian is back in a bikini! The reality star decided to Tweet this photo, just because really. 7. Kim Kardashian Bikini Photograph Kim Kardashian is on a diet. It consists of being rich and having lots of time to spend with a personal trainer. 8. Kim Kardashian Bikini Photos Kim Kardashian has posted these photos of herself in a bikini on Twitter. Why? Because that’s what Kim Kardashian does. 9. Kim Kardashian Bikini Tweet Kim Kardashian has Tweeted this photo of herself in a bikini. Why? Because that’s what Kim Kardashian does. 10. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover Kim Kardashian has found a diet that works, as touted on this tabloid cover. It’s called “Airbrushing.” 11. Kim Kardashian Bikini Photo Kim Kardashian says she wants to get a six-pack. We don’t think she needs to change anything about her body at all. 12. Kim Kardashian Bikini Shot Reggie Bush looks on approvingly as Kim Kardashian models a bikini for GQ. These two have a remarkably stable relationship. 13. Kim Kardashian Bikini Kim Kardashian is all wet. She’s probably thinking about Reggie Bush. 14. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Body Kim Kardashian is officialy back! She posted this photo of herself in a bathing suit to Instagram. 15. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Pit Kim Kardashian in a one-piece? Eh, we prefer this busty brunette in a bikini. 16. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Shot Yup. It’s another Kim Kardashian bathing suit photo. The reality star really has too much time on her hands. 17. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Pic Kim Kardashian shows off some serious cleavage in this Instagram photograph. That’s really nothing new for her, of course. 18. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Kim Kardashian thinks she’s a Bond Girl. What do you make of this unique swimming creation? 19. Kim Kardashian Teeny Bikini Pic Why does this bikini look small on Kim Kardashian? Because it actually belongs to Kylie Jenner. 20. Kim Kardashian Boobs Selfie Kim Kardashian likes showing off her boobs. This is an especially nice cleavage shot. 21. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Pose Kim Kardashian is modeling a bathing suit here that sells for $140. Totally reasonable, right? The 28-year old Teigen was featured on the cover of this magazine’s latest revealing issue… but she says she can’t even match Kim’s impressive features. “That’s a pretty amazing bikini body that I would never ever have – I mean ever!” Teigen gushed. “I don’t know what I can possibly do to ever have that body. I mean, there are no barre classes I can go to hard enough to ever get a waist and hips and bum like that! There is just no way! It’s just not my body type; it’s just not in the cards for me.” She shouldn’t sell herself too short, of course. We wouldn’t exactly kick Chrissy Teigen bikini pictures out of bed. But back to Chrissy’s proposal: Should Kim Kardashian pose for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition? Yes! No way! Only if she doesn’t replace Kate Upton View Poll »
With the seventh and final season of Mad Men premiering this Sunday, we thought it would be a good time to relive some of the most jaw-dropping moments from the acclaimed series’ first six seasons. 9 Memorable Mad Men Moments Open Slideshow 1. Lane Price and Pete Campbell Fight Lane and Pete go at it. Lane won the fight but this season, um…didn’t end well for him. View As List 1. Lane Price and Pete Campbell Fight Lane and Pete go at it. Lane won the fight but this season, um…didn’t end well for him. 2. The Sterling-Cooper Lawnmower Incident A tragic mishap in the Sterling-Cooper offices. Well, tragically hilarious, anyway. 3. Betty Draper Shooting Pigeons Betty took her frustrations out on some neighborhood birds. She became a somewhat character in seasons since. 4. Kiernan Shipka as Sally Draper Don’s daughter has had too many memorable moments to choose just one. It’s been a pleasure watching her grow into a sassy teenager. 5. Mad Men: JFK Assassination Scene Mad Men memorably tackled a day that brought the nation to its knees. Just one of many historical events the series has vividly brought to life. 6. Don Draper Hits Rock Bottom Don was a drunken mess for most of season four. He drinks a lot, but now he manages to do his job…for the most part. 7. Peggy Olson Smokes Weed Elisabeth Moss puts her foot down as Peggy Olson. That girl really wanted to get high. 8. Roger Sterling: Drunk For Pearl Harbor Day Every day is an occasion to drink for Roger Sterling. Though he got especially plastered (and bigoted) on Pearl Harbor Day. 9. Don Draper Crying Don broke down and showed his human side after learning about the death of a friend. We’re sure the final season will hold many more emotional moments for Don. Some scenes will never leave out mind (You don’t see lawnmowers in office buildings for a reason, people!), while others we had all but forgotten about (Remember when Betty was a gun-toting badass! Neither did we!) and w ith 78 episodes already in the books, it was no easy task choose just a few favorite clips. Some fans might consider the show’s finest moment to be the unforgettable declaration, “My name is Peggy Olson, and I want to smoke some marijuana,” while we’re certain at least a few others would cast their vote for the time meek Lane Price “kicked the crap” out weaselly Pete Campbell. Part of what’s made Mad Men such an enduring hit among critics and audiences alike is the way the show manages to blend gut-wrenching human drama with jet black humor – sometimes within the same scene. But whether it’s the humor or the heartache that keeps bringing you back to the offices of SCDP, we hope you’ll agree that the scenes in the gallery above reflect some truly stand-out moments from our favorite ad men. And don’t forget: if you need to catch up before the final season you can watch Mad Men online at TV Fanatic!
Luminita Perijoc, a 31-year old Romanian who prides herself on resembling Angelina Jolie, has been sentenced to four years in prison after stabbing a deliveryman six times. The incident occurred after she made this same man perform oral sex on her at knifepoint. According to court documents, the victim (Nicolae Stan) was delivering wine to Perijoc’s apartment when she threatened him with a four-inch blade and prompted him to undress. She demanded vaginal and oral sex from Stan and, when he was unable to get an erection for a third go-around, she thrust her knife into him six times. The victim was somehow able to escape to Perijoc’s and call the police from his cell phone. A judge initially sentenced Perijoc’s to five years behind bars, but the sentence was reduced after she claimed to be on medication at the time of the attack. “I think she wasn’t used to anyone saying no because she flew into a rage when I declined,” Stan said . “When I refused she attacked me with a knife, and forced me to have sex with her but she still stabbed me.” Stan is a married father of three and says he understand folks may mock him for turning down someone who (sort of) looks like Angelina Jolie, but… They don’t understand why I refused her, but they do not know what it is like to have a mad woman yelling at you at knifepoint,” he said. “They look at her, then look at me and laugh. But I think anyone would find it impossible to perform with a knife at their throat, even if they were with Miss Romania.” We’d have to agree with that statement. 9 Celebrity Disney Princess Doppelgangers Open Slideshow 1. Isla Fisher & Ariel Joanna Garcia holds her own on Once Upon a Time, but we’d say Isla Fisher even better resembles Ariel from The Little Mermaid. View As List 1. Isla Fisher & Ariel Joanna Garcia holds her own on Once Upon a Time, but we’d say Isla Fisher even better resembles Ariel from The Little Mermaid. 2. Anne Hathaway & Belle With the proper styling, Anne Hathaway would make a perfect Belle from Beauty and the Beast. 3. Ellen Page & Snow White Ellen Page (Juno, Inception) has definite Snow White-like qualities. 4. Blake Lively & Aurora Blake Lively would make a great Princess Aurora from Sleeping Beauty … at least until Vivienne Jolie-Pitt grows up. 5. Nina Dobrev & Esmeralda The Vampire Diaries’ Nina Dobrev certainly resembles Esmeralda from The Hunchback of Notre Dame. 6. Fredia Pinto & Jasmine Freida Pinto and Jasmine from Aladdin might be the most obvious of them all. 7. January Jones & Cinderella She may be a bit older than you’d expect, but January Jones still just about perfectly embodies the look of Cinderella. 8. Julia Jones & Pocahontas Julia Jones (Leah Clearwater from Twilight) bears a strong resemblance to Pocahontas, which is no surprise due to the actress’ Native American ethnicity. 9. Rachel Lefevre & Merida Speaking of Twilight, Rachel Lefevre (Victoria) would be great as Brave’s unlikely princess Merida.
