Samantha Hoopes is a new Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, she’s in this year’s magazine, despite million dollar contracts she’s signed to never tell a soul she’s in this year’s magazine, the nerds who obsess over these things have figured it all out.. I know nothing about her really, other than that she’s a Guess girl, and like all Guess Girls, including but not limited to Anna Nicole Smith, she’s got herself some fat tits…tits that we hope she doesn’t grow into like she’s Kate Upton…because Guess may have a decent track record…but a lot of their girls turn fat as fuck… Here she is for Guess, get ready for her for SI Swimsuit…because they are marketing this girl hard, she’ll be household soon…
Carrie Michalka is the stage mom behind Alyson & Amanda Michalka…who you may not remember or know, but who were on Disney bullshit and pretty famous at a young age, something that only happens when you have a mom with an ego who either thinks she deserved to be famous, but life as a trailer park stripper with a meth addiction got in the way, or who has an ego and this her kids or really anything she shits out of her ass, pussy or mouth is gold…gold the world needs to experience, putting a fire under her ass to get them cast in shit, our just an enterprising individual who realizes managing these assholes who ruined your fucking life and body…who owe you more than 20 percent of their earning since you gave them life…are easier to exploit than working as a cocktail waitress… That said, whatever her storyline is, she’s fucking amazing and these pics she posted of herself…are good enough to fap to, because she’s got so much going for her on so many levels…and one of those things she’s still kinda hot…and deserves the fame she always wanted…I am a fan
Emily Ratajkowski’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit feature this year was already a given, I mean thanks to that music video of a song that has been played so fucking much I want to rip my balls off to shove them in my ears every time I hear it…that’s how much I don’t like it…so they decided to leak a pic and get the buzz going that the magazine is coming… She’s got huge tits, that she’s not afraid to show off naked, so putting them in a bathing suit, just seems like the logical thing to do, since every girl wants a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit credit to feel validated, even if SI Swimsuit is kind of a dated concept thanks to the internet, but still huge enough because they go to the trouble of shooting all these babes and putting them in one place…which I guess isn’t totally worthless since it makes them 100,000,000 dollars… Here’s her preview as she continues to take over the world…one titty pic at a time.
So Sports Illustrated held their big star-studded 50th Anniversary shindig the other night and once again, yours truly wasn’t invited. Even though the only thing I love more than super-hot swimsuit models is an open bar. Anyway, since I was forced to watch from home instead, here’s my personal favorite shot from the telecast, of Marisa Miller . Granted, it’s not as great as getting to see this in person, but it is a lot easier to stare at for five straight minutes without seeming like a giant weirdo. So at least there’s that. Enjoy.
Sunday’s Budweiser “Puppy Love” Super Bowl commercial will undoubtedly go down as one of this year’s – or any year’s – best game day TV spots. There’s no easy way to quantify that, but in the eyes of many, the race for the best of the 2014 Super Bowl commercials was as lopsided as the game. Watch the ad below if you missed it (or see it again), because it’s worth it: Budweiser Super Bowl Commercial: Puppy Love This was the highest-rated ad Sunday , according to numerous metrics. The resounding success of “Puppy Love” points to a larger trend of Super Bowl ads aiming for emotional resonance instead of cheap laughs or shock value. A second Budweiser spot about a veteran returning home from war and receiving a hero’s welcome was up there among the game’s most well received ads. Also, the Coca-Cola Super Bowl commercial featuring children singing “America the Beautiful” in various languages also scored high marks with viewers. See those commercials and all the rest after the jump … Super Bowl XLVIII Commercials: Best & Worst Open Slideshow 1. Budweiser Super Bowl Commercial: Puppy Love This is beyond adorable. Budweiser has managed to melt our hearts with another Super Bowl commercial. View As List 1. Budweiser Super Bowl Commercial: Puppy Love This is beyond adorable. Budweiser has managed to melt our hearts with another Super Bowl commercial. 2. Dannon Oikos Greek Yogurt Super Bowl Ad: It’s a Full House! It’s the cast of Full House! Reunited! For a Dannon Super Bowl commercial. Watch now. 3. Budweiser Super Bowl Commercial: A Hero’s Welcome Budweiser has done it again. Grab some tissues and watch this 2014 Super Bowl commercial. 4. Cheerios Super Bowl Ad – “Gracie” Cheerios runs it back with an interracial family in this Super Bowl commercial. The same concept created controversy the first time it aired. 5. Morpheus Super Bowl Commercial Hey, that’s Morpheus! This beloved character from The Matrix is featured in this Kia Super Bowl commercial. 6. The Muppets Super Bowl Commercial The Muppets and Terry Crews are featured in this Super Bowl commercial for Toyota. It’s a fun one. 7. Jaguar Super Bowl Commercial British villains unite in this 2014 Super Bowl commercial for Jaguar. Watch now! 8. Scarlett Johansson SodaStream Commercial Scarlett Johansson is featured in this SodaStream Super Bowl commercial. She is very, very pretty. 9. Anna Kendrick Super Bowl Commercial HA! This is an amazing commercial for Newcastle beer that stars Anna Kendrick being totally awesome. 10. Ian Up For Whatever – Bud Light Super Bowl Commercial A Bud Light Super Bowl commercial for the 2014 big game. How does this one rank among the year’s offerings? 11. CarMax Super Bowl Commercial What does CarMax do? It’s sort of unclear. But what this Super Bowl commercial now. 12. Axe Super Bowl Ad Imagine Oliver Stone directing a romantic drama. Now watch this Axe Super Bowl commercial. 13. Audi Super Bowl Commercial Audi has come up with a never-before-seen creature to show the frightening consequences of bringing compromise into the world. Watch its Super Bowl ad now. 14. Tim Tebow Super Bowl Commercial Tim Tebow represents T Mobile in this Super Bowl commercial. Watch now! 15. Coca-Cola Super Bowl Commercial: It’s Beautiful This Coca-Cola is spurring a lot of controversy. Why? Because it features various languages singing “America the Beautiful.” 16. Seinfeld Super Bowl Commercial It’s Jerry and George! What were they doing at the 2014 Super Bowl? Watch this commercial now. 17. Honda Super Bowl Commercial Bruce Willis has an important message in this Honda Super Bowl commercial: give everyone you love a hug. 18. Time Warner Super Bowl Commercial True Blood stars AND P. Diddy? You must watch this Time Warner Super Bowl commercial. 19. Doritos Super Bowl Spot Go Cowboy Kid! Check out this Doritos Super Bowl spot now. 20. GoldieBlox Super Bowl Commercial GoldieBlox was a contest and was therefore able to air this Super Bowl commercial. Pretty cool, really. 21. Esurance Super Bowl Commercial Granted, this Esurance commercial aired AFTER the Super Bowl. But it practically broke Twitter, so we’re counting it. 22. Chobani Super Bowl Commercial Bear Attack Alert! Check out this Super Bowl commercial for the yogurt company now. 23. Chevy Super Bowl Commercial 2014 There’s nothing like the love between a truck and a buck. Watch this Chevy Super Bowl commercial to see what we mean. 24. Volkswagon Super Bowl Commercial 2014 Volkswagon is all about giving its engineers wings. Watch this Super Bowl commercial to see what we mean. 25. RadioShack Super Bowl Commercial Which 1980s icon was NOT in this RadioShack Super Bowl commercial? Watch it now. 26. Microsoft Super Bowl Spot Microsoft made its presence felt at the 2014 Super Bowl. Watch this commercial now.
Pam Oliver says haters need to sit down ! Pam Oliver Says She Does Her Own Hair And Makeup Via Philly News reports: No, it wasn’t because Oliver, an industry veteran, got her facts wrong. Oliver’s too up on the game for that. As a female reporter, she did something far more egregious. Oliver had a bad hair day. Gulp! Even casual viewers could see that her hair needed refreshing and that her auburn hightlights were on overdrive. It wasn’t her best look. But who hasn’t had a bad hair day? I’ve had bad-hair weeks, not just a day. Fans were merciless. They went in hard on Oliver, turning to social media to poke fun at her . Her locks soon started trending on Twitter. People were mean, comparing her to Chewbacca from “Star Wars” or worse. From all the ruckus, you’d think Oliver had run onto the football field naked during halftime. In a matter of hours, her hair became a thing. An Internet meme. It probably didn’t help that I wound up blogging about what happened. But Oliver, who read my “Hey Jen” blog post on Philly.com, was more amazed at all the interest in her hair than upset. “It’s the psychology of it that I want to understand,” she told me during a phone conversation Monday afternoon. “It’s comical. This whole thing is just comical.” As we chatted, I asked her about a commonly held notion that all sideline reporters do is show up on game day and hold microphones. “No, I wish it were so easy. It’s a process. I do my own hair and makeup – insert joke here,” she deadpanned. “I’m up early. I’m at the stadium about 4 hours before the game, just going over some last-minute stuff and then waiting for some players to come out, which is generally 2 hours before the game. “You’re out there, trying a to catch players, get some last-minute stuff, get your reports turned around quickly, and I may or may not have time to put on lip gloss or powder my face,” Oliver explained, adding that she doesn’t have hair stylists and makeup artists with her on game day. “I know TV is a visual medium, but there are times when you kind of hope that people are listening to what you’re saying as opposed to judging you if a strand of hair is not in place or if you have only got one eye lined or something. “That’s naive of me. I get it. But there are times I get so tunnel-visioned and focused on what I’m doing to the point of maybe letting that other stuff fall by the wayside. It’s not intentional. You want to look your best on TV.” Poor thang! Pam Oliver just wants to be a great reporter and says she doesn’t have time to worry about her hair. Do you think that’s a valid excuse to look crazy on TV?
Alec Baldwin has unleashed his temper once again. But this time the target was a follower on Twitter, not a cameraman on the street. And this time no anti-homosexual language was used. So… hey… progress! The actor blew up, though, when asked by a Twitter follower whether he owes Dylan Farrow an explanation after Woody Allen’s stepdaughter wrote in The New York Times on Saturday that the director sexually assaulted her as a child. “@ABFalecbaldwin don’t you think maybe you owe #DylanFarrow an apology?,” asked the Internet user, to which the Emmy Award-winner shot back: “What the f&@% is wrong w u that u think we all need to b commenting on this family’s personal struggle?” The fan actually replied to this question, continuing the exchange with: “@ABFalecbaldwin disappointed in your response. You have 2 daughters. You should know better.” And Baldwin ended it with the following retort: “You are mistaken if you think there is a place for me, or any outsider, in this family’s issue.” In a very personal essay yesterday, Farrow detailed how Allen would take her up to the attic, tell her to play with her brother’s toy train set and then force himself physically upon her. She wrote that this happened on multiple occasions and it caused her to develop both an eating disorder and self-mutilation habits later in life. Aside from telling her terrible story, Dylan called out those in Hollywood who continue to work with Allen or defend him in public. “What if it had been your child, Cate Blanchett? Louis CK? Alec Baldwin? What if it had been you, Emma Stone? Or you, Scarlett Johansson?” she asked, concluding her open letter with a simple, scary statement: “Woody Allen is a living testament to the way our society fails the survivors of sexual assault and abuse.”
George Zimmerman plans to join the ranks of celebrity boxing and is already on the hunt to find a famous opponent, according to reports. Seriously. Promoter Damon Feldman is behind the celebrity boxing match, set to take place on March 1, though it’s unclear who he will be duking it out with. “Boxing isn’t new to me,” George told Radar Online in an article posted on the celebrity news site last week; he also linked to their story about his debut. Zimmerman began boxing long before the February 2012 incident in which he killed Trayvon Martin and became a nationally notorious figure. The case polarized the country around issues of racial justice, self defense and gun control; Zimmerman eventually walked after a jury acquitted him. His plans to get in the ring are just the latest example of cashing in on his notoriety. A George Zimmerman painting recently sold for over $100,000 (seriously). Some of the proceeds from the event would go to an animal rescue charity, Zimmerman said, while suggesting he might do this more than once. “Obviously if I get my butt kicked around, then no!” he quipped. Speaking of which, a number of celebrities such as The Game and DMX say they will gladly face off against Zimmerman. Just give them that opportunity. In fact, X says he would whomp Zimmerman’s ass on behalf of “every black person who has been done wrong in the system,” then urinate on him. “I am going to beat the living f–k out him,” the rapper told TMZ , adding that “I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f–k him right up.” “Once I am done with him, I am going to whip my d–k out and piss on him, right in his muthaf–kin face. Zimmerman is a piece of s–t and that’s what he needs to drink.” As you might expect, given such vitriol, security is said to be off the hook and the event closed to the public … so no one pulls a Zimmerman on Zimmerman. Like DMX, George has had number of brushes with law enforcement official. He has twice been stopped for speeding, once in Texas and in Florida. In September, Zimmerman was held by police after his estranged wife, Shellie Zimmerman , called authorities saying he threatened her with a gun. He was not charged in the incident, which occurred after she filed for divorce. Then, he was arrested in November on domestic violence charges that were dropped last week after his girlfriend Samantha Scheibe withdrew her complaint. Who would win in a boxing match? X Zimm View Poll »
The Kim Kardashian bikini body was back a couple months ago. Now? It’s time for the reality star’s hair to return as well. Kim took to Instagram today and posted a photo of her dark hair, captioning the following photo with four simple words: “I’m back. Love Change.” Having sported blonde streaks for most of the summer, Kardashian has now returned to her darker roots, proudly showing them off here to millions of followers. Do you like the new/old look? Sound off now, check out a multitude of Kardashian red carpet pics and then toggle through a bunch of famous crazy haistyles here: 17 Totally Crazy Celebrity Hairstyles Open Slideshow 1. Willow Smith Pink Hair Willow Smith has now gone pink. The young singer keeps changing the color of her locks. What do you think of the latest? View As List 1. Willow Smith Pink Hair Willow Smith has now gone pink. The young singer keeps changing the color of her locks. What do you think of the latest? 2. Amanda Bynes Shaves Head Amanda Bynes shaves half of her head. There she is with the new look. 3. Rihanna, Short Curly Hair Rihanna and her natural, short and curly hair make a silly face on Instagram. 4. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head Natalie Dormer has shaved her head for The Hunger Games. What do you think? 5. Claire Danes Hair Claire Danes surprised Emmy viewers with this new bob hairstyle at the awards show. 6. Paris Jackson New Haircut Paris Jackson’s edgy new haircut, from the front, as seen here in February 2013. Like? 7. Michelle Obama Bangs Picture Michelle Obama’s bangs: Fan? Not a fan? 8. Snooki Red Hair Snooki with red hair. Fan? Not a fan? 9. Christina Aguilera Braid Christina Aguilera raised eyebrows with her wild pink braid on The Voice last night. Check it out! 10. Lady Gaga Shaved Head Lady Gaga shaves her head in honor of Terry Richardson’s late mom. We’re not entirely clear why, but there you have it. 11. Lena Dunham Short Hair Lena Dunham has chopped off all her hair. What do you think of this look? 12. Kim Kardashian as Diana Ross Kim Kardashian tries to make like Diana Ross in this picture. Are you down with her look? 13. Miley Cyrus Short Hair Whoa there, Miley Cyrus! Look at the new ‘do on this young star. What do think of it? 14. Connor Cruise Mohawk Connor Cruise has given himself quite the haircut. What do you make of his new look? 15. Demi Lovato, Pink Hair Demi Lovato’s pink hair is all the rage these days. Admire it. Discuss it. 16. Lady Gaga’s Rainbow Hair Lady Gaga’s rainbow hairstyle makes for a terrific fashion statement. 17. Ke$ha Goes Gold Ke$ha in unafraid to mix up her look. In this case, she has glued gol studs to her scalp.
Kelly Clarkson… Alicia Keys… Christina Aguilera… … Renée Fleming?!? The folks behind Super Bowl XLVIII thought outside the pop music box this year for its national anthem performer, choosing one of America’s most respected opera singers to honor this nation prior to kickoff between the Seahawks and Broncos. Yes, opera and football. How did the two worlds mesh? Very well, thanks to the soprano skills of Fleming, who belted out one of the more memorable renditions in recent memory. Check it out here, compare it with a few past Super Bowl singers below and then sound off below… Renee Fleming National Anthem How would you grade the Renée Fleming Super Bowl national anthem? A B C D F View Poll » Super Bowl National Anthems: U-S-A! U-S-A! Open Slideshow 1. Kelly Clarkson National Anthem Kelly Clarkson nailed the national anthem at Super Bowl XLVI. Watch the American Idol champion show off her amazing voice here. View As List 1. Kelly Clarkson National Anthem Kelly Clarkson nailed the national anthem at Super Bowl XLVI. Watch the American Idol champion show off her amazing voice here. 2. Christina Aguilera National Anthem Christina Aguilera botched the lyrics to the Super Bowl prior to the Packers victory over the Steelers. Listen for yourself. This is just embarrassing. 3. Alicia Keys National Anthem Alicia Keys belts out a beautiful rendition of the national anthem in this video. Watch and comment away now! 4. Whitney Houston National Anthem Let there be no doubt: this is the best rendition of The Star Spangled Banner in the history of professional sports. Take in Whitney Houston’s masterpiece now. 5. Renee Fleming National Anthem Renee Fleming performed the national anthem at the 2014 Super Bowl. How did she do? Sound off now!
