If you read this site, you will know that Chrissy Teigen, who was once a huge fan of the site, has turned on me in the last few months, and hates me and the site…not because some repressed memory of how I molested her as a child came to surface in some therapy session, because no one cared enough to notice the bus driver touching the ethnic girl in Orange County…but because I called her pug face…while mocking the fact that she was a low level bikini model, who committed to an up and coming musician, who in the end made it and she feels accountable for, and now 50 percent of his success is officially hers thanks to marriage…You know the kind of gold digging scam, who got into Sports Illustrated, where she didn’t get paid, but got an ego boost…because her husband makes enough money for everyone… Well she has a younger, hotter sister, who isn’t pug faced or annoying, and these are her instagram pics.. Her name is Mara Teigen, let’s make her more famous than her sister, so that her sister realizes her plan has been foiled…and that she’s the second rate family member who was lucky enough to find a rich and connected man…
The always quotable Katy Perry reveals to GQ, which features the pop superstar on its new magazine cover, that she once prayed for large breasts. Apparently there is a higher power. Katy Perry GQ Pictures (February 2014) Open Slideshow 1. Katy Perry GQ Cover Katy Perry covers GQ and looks so sexy, it’s literally melting our computer screen. View As List 1. Katy Perry GQ Cover Katy Perry covers GQ and looks so sexy, it’s literally melting our computer screen. 2. Katy Perry GQ Photo (February 2014) Katy Perry covers the new issue of GQ. She looks like this. We hate John Mayer so hard. 3. Katy Perry GQ Picture (February 2014) Katy Perry looks hotter than hot in GQ’s new issue. Is anyone surprised? We are certainly not. 4. Katy Perry in GQ Magazine (February 2014) Katy Perry causes a fire extinguisher to blow its load in GQ. So to speak. 5. Katy Perry GQ Pic (February 2014) Katy Perry looks hotter than ever in GQ. Is anyone surprised? At all? Did not think so. 6. Katy Perry in GQ (February 2014) Katy Perry looks smoking hot in GQ. Is anyone surprised? At all? Perry dished about her sexy body, saying that her prayers were answered at age 11. “I lay on my back one night and looked down at my feet, and I prayed to God. I said, ‘God, will you please let me have boobs so big that I can’t see my feet when I’m lying down?'” “God answered my prayers. I had no clue they would fall into my armpits eventually.” That’s just one of many anecdotes (and Katy Perry photos ) GQ has in store … Perry isn’t shy about expressing her love, or opening up about her sex life. The pastor’s daughter admitted that she lost her virginity at the age of 16 while listening to Jeff Buckley’s album Grace in the front seat of a Volvo sedan. “Love that record so much,” she quips, reflecting on that night. She does not love plastic surgery, however. “I’ve never had any,” she reveals. “Not a nose, not a chin, not a cheek, not a tit. So my messages of self-empowerment are truly coming from an au natural product.” The “Roar” singer also discussed her thoughts on extraterrestrials, musing that maybe she should share her opinion on aliens with President Obama. “I believe in a lot of astrology. I believe in aliens,” she says. “I look up into the stars and I imagine: ‘How self-important are we to think that we are the only life-form?’” “I mean, if my relationship with Obama gets any better, I’m going to ask him that question,” Perry says, however, “It just hasn’t been appropriate yet.” That’s too bad, but the two are close. In fact … “I might have won Wisconsin for him,” the 29-year-old said. “Actually, I didn’t do too much, but he called on me a couple of times, which was very nice.” When all ballots were counted in the Badger State, Obama won 52.83 percent to Mitt Romney’s 45.89 percent … it’s unclear if Katy made the difference. What’s very clear is that she’s as much of a character as she is a hit-maker, and that we sort of can’t believe John Mayer landed her. That friggin’ guy. Scroll through the pics below and get really jealous of him … 32 Hottest Katy Perry Photos Open Slideshow 1. Katy Perry, Whipped Cream Katy Perry and a whipped cream bra star in this GIF that doesn’t conjure up any sexual thoughts whatsoever. View As List 1. Katy Perry, Whipped Cream Katy Perry and a whipped cream bra star in this GIF that doesn’t conjure up any sexual thoughts whatsoever. 2. Katy Perry GQ Photo (February 2014) Katy Perry covers the new issue of GQ. She looks like this. We hate John Mayer so hard. 3. Katy Perry W Cover Katy Perry looking absolutely stunning on the latest cover of W Magazine. Hottest thing ever. 4. Katy Perry W Magazine Photo Katy Perry looking sultry in the new issue of W Magazine. Hottest thing ever. 5. Katy Perry at 2013 Grammys We really like Katy Perry’s fashion choice here. Two aspects of it stand out in particular. 6. Katy Perry GIF The best Katy Perry GIF ever. Play this one on repeat people. 7. Katy Perry Bouncing Katy Perry loves Twerking. Or just bouncing up and down. Gotta love it. 8. Katy Perry Twerking Katy Perry is so freaking HOT and Twerking (sort of) in this amazing GIF. It’s like she is mounting and going to town on an invisible John Mayer. 9. Katy Perry Bikini Photograph Katy Perry in a bikini in Rolling Stone. That is what we’re talking about. 10. Katy Perry Ballot Dress Katy Perry rocks a hot, skin-tight dress with President Obama’s slogan Forward. Nice. 11. Hot Katy Perry Picture Not the most conventionally hot Katy Perry pic – no skin, cleavage, etc. – but man does she look good in this old Hollywood glamour shot. 12. Katy Perry in Bikini Speaks for itself. 13. Katy Perry With No Makeup Beautiful even without the makeup, outrageous outfits and theatrics. 14. Katy Perry, Slime Sports Bra That slime sports bra just makes you think of … never mind. 15. FUPA Katy Perry brags about having nice FUPA. Her words, not ours … but we don’t disagree. 16. Katy Sings It Katy Perry is beautiful and very successful. Talented? Eh, she’s got a great body and catchy songs. That’s all there is to it. 17. Katy Perry Rolling Stone Cover Katy Perry on the cover of Rolling Stone. Enough. Said. 18. Katy Perry Nude Picture Katy Perry, nude, on the cover of her new album, Teenage Dream. It’s aptly titled. That’s all we can really say about it. 19. Katy Perry Topless Picture Another fine picture of Katy Perry topless. What a fine piece of woman she is. 20. Katy Perry Esquire Cover Katy Perry looks tremendous on the cover of Esquire. To the surprise of no one at THG. 21. Hot Hot Katy Katy Perry is hot stuff. Of this there is little doubt. Look at the photo, though, for additional evidence. 22. Hot and Cold No question about it, Katy Perry makes us hot … and never cold. 23. Sexy Katy Perry Photo Every Katy Perry photo is sexy if you ask us. And we hope you did, because this is a topic we could expand upon if needed. 24. Katy Perry’s Backside Oh, and what a nice backside that is. Makes you want to … post pictures of it so you can share it with the masses. That’s it … 25. Awesome Katy Katy Perry poses for Complex magazine, showing off her best angle if we do say so ourselves. And we do say so. And would again. 26. Katy Perry Cleavage Pic A gorgeous vantage point of the glory that is Katy Perry’s cleavage, courtesy of Complex Magazine. What great individuals. 27. Complex Perry Katy Perry gets down and dirty in this photo from Complex Magazine. And not an unhot photo, if we do say so ourselves. 28. Complex Katy Katy Perry poses for a photo in Complex Magazine. And a hot one, at that. 29. Katy Perry Esquire Photo Another rather sexy picture of the singer Katy Perry in the new issue of Esquire magazine (April 2009). Girl has us with those eyes. 30. Hot Katy Perry To say the least. Katy Perry looks quite sexy in this picture from Esquire. We’d kiss this girl and like it! 31. Katy Perry Esquire Pic An absurdly sexy picture of Katy Perry in the new issue of Esquire magazine, April 2009 style. She knows how to work it. 32. Katy Perry in Esquire Katy Perry in the April 2009 issue of Esquire magazine. She looks pretty hot if you ask us.
Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman has apologized for going OFF on rival Michael Crabtree after his NFL team clinched the NFC title Sunday. Sherman boasted of being pro football’s best corner and called Crabtree a “sorry receiver” in a brief but comically intense chat with Fox Sports’ Erin Andrews: Richard Sherman Loses It in Postgame Interview Only moments before Richard Sherman’s rant , he had made a game-saving play against Crabtree, sealing a dramatic victory and Seattle’s trip to the Super Bowl. Sherman, a communications major from Stanford, says he’s sorry – not for bashing his opponent, but for the distraction he caused in the wake of the win. “Obviously I could have worded things better and could obviously have had a better reaction and done things differently,” he said in an interview on ESPN Radio. “But it is what it is now, and people’s reactions are what they are.” He also told ESPN: “I apologize for attacking an individual and taking the attention away from the fantastic game by my teammates … That was not my intent.” Seattle coach Pete Carroll said, “He was really clear that the last thing he wanted to do was take something away from our team, what we had accomplished.” The son of a social worker and garbage-truck driver in Compton, Calif., he was a straight-A student who played for 49ers Coach Jim Harbaugh at Stanford. Current Stanford coach David Shaw, part of Harbaugh’s staff and a friend of Sherman’s, knows about the Seahawks player’s kind side, and his drive. “Richard was the first to raise his hand [to volunteer for community events. He was there at the beginning [of an event for people with Down syndrome],” Shaw said. “He stayed past the end. He is the farthest thing from a thug you can imagine. Thugs don’t volunteer to help out at Special Olympics when they’re in high school.” “But the flip side is a guy who’s ultracompetitive. You put him in that environment, where the game is very personal, and when the gauntlet’s thrown down, he’s ready.” The problem on Sunday night, his defenders say, was Crabtree. The two men just don’t like each other, with bad blood brimming over during a charity event with Larry Fitzgerald of the Arizona Cardinals last summer. “He said something personal face-to-face,” Sherman said. “He knows what he said, and now he knows I’m going to be tough on him the rest of his career.” After tipping away the pass intended for Crabtree into the hands of teaamate Malcolm Smith and clinching Sunday’s win, Sherman ran up to Crabtree. He patted him on the butt and appeared to extend his hand for a handshake, but Crabtree shoved him in the face. Sherman went on to make a choke sign. Sherman realized that his conduct had been poorly received and wrote that “it was loud, it was in the moment, but it was just a small part of who I am.”
The Mamba and the Barbie Kobe Bryant And Nicki Minaj Appear On ESPN Magazine’s Music Issue Via VIBE The Internet just had to have it. Early Tuesday morning (Jan. 21), Kobe Bryant and Nicki Minaj’s brand new ESPN Magazine cover leaked on the World Wide Web. The upcoming “Music” issue features the two smiling on ear to ear on the stylish front. ESPN’s new issue also features an in depth look back at Janet Jackson’s Superbowl wardrobe “malfunction.” This is going to be one issue you don’t want to miss Hit the flip to see one more pic. Images via Mattias Clamor/ESPN Magazine
There are bikini photos, and there is perfection that is Kate Upton. Kate first took over the world covering SI’s annual swimsuit issue in 2012, posing, giggling, Dougie-ing and Cat Daddy-ing into our hearts ever since. There are things online, and in life, that are overrated. Kate Upton modeling/dancing in bikinis is not among them. Like Richard Sherman , she is simply the best. A mere slideshow does not do her justice. We’ve put together a GIF slideshow, demonstrating the natural beauty in all her perpetually moving glory, below. You can thank us later, THGers. We, in turn, would like to thank Sports Illustrated, genetics, and the Internet. Click below to get started … and kiss your day goodbye: 13 Hottest Kate Upton GIFs Open Slideshow 1. Kate Upton Bikini GIF Kate Upton in a bikini. In GIF form. What’s not to love? View As List 1. Kate Upton Bikini GIF Kate Upton in a bikini. In GIF form. What’s not to love? 2. Kate Upton Nude GIF Kate Upton is nude and twirling around on endless loop in the greatest GIF ever seen by humankind. 3. Kate Upton Body Paint GIF A GIF file of Kate Upton in a body paint bikin and that’s it. Goodness. 4. Kate Upton Stripping Kate Upton strips in the hottest GIF of all time. Or one of them anyway. 5. Kate Upton Dance GIF Kate Upton dances in one of our all-time favorite GIFs. 6. Kate Upton Bikini Montage An amazing Kate Upton bikini montage in GIF form. Guys, you’re welcome. We try. 7. Kate Upton Cat Daddy Kate Upton doing the Cat Daddy. One of the best moments in the history of the Internet now in GIF form! 8. Kate Upton Twerking Kate Upton Twerking up a storm. It is what it is, people. Enjoy it. Relish it. 9. Kate Upton Takes Off Shirt Kate Upton taking off her shirt seductively. Great GIF, we’d say. 10. Kate Upton GIF This Kate Upton GIF is possibly the best thing ever created by the Internet. 11. Kate Upton Dougie Kate Upton does the Dougie. The dance that started it all … or something. 12. Kate Upton Cat Daddy Dancing (Slow Motion) Kate Upton does the Cat Daddy. This time in GIF form. 13. Kate Upton Bunny Kate Upton is a bunny in one of the greatest GIFs ever produced by the Internet.
Our condolences. Markel Owens And His Stepfather Killed In Home Robbery People really don’t give a fawk. According to NY Daily News: An Arkansas State football player and his stepfather were shot to death during a home invasion robbery in Jackson, Tenn., with the athlete apparently trying to protect his parents from their attackers, police said Thursday. Markel Owens, a 21-year-old junior defensive lineman for the Red Wolves, was fatally shot along with Johnny Shivers, 36, during the robbery at a duplex on Wednesday night. Shivers died at the scene, while Owens was pronounced dead after being taken to Jackson-Madison County General Hospital. “I think you can conclude that he was protecting his mother and stepfather,” Jackson police spokesman Tyreece Miller said of Owens. Jerry Scott, the school’s sports information director, called it a sad day for the Red Wolves. “We’re deeply saddened and our utmost sympathies go out to his family, teammates and classmates,” Arkansas State athletic director Terry Mohajir said in a statement. “Please join me in prayer for so many people who are being impacted by the loss of Markel.” Investigators say they believe Shivers was specifically targeted and police also discovered a large amount of m*r*ju*na inside the apartment. While the motive remains under investigation, police believe the robbers knew that drugs, money or both were in the apartment. This young man had such a bright future. This is a huge loss for his family and his sport. Facebook
Congratulations Naomi and Jonathan! One of the stars of E!’s “Divas” reality show and WWE’s Funkdactyl’s tagteam is now the proud wife of another fellow wrestler. Naomi “Trinity” McCray announced on Twitter early Friday morning that she had wed boyfriend Jonathan Fatu, aka Jimmy Uso. Hit the flip for more adorable photos.
Alyssa Miller is an average at best, in both face and body, model who has done Sports Illustrated because she fucked the right people, got to a certain level of stardom, and moved onto bigger and better things, like Jake Gyllenhaal thinking it would open doors for her because he’s a big gay star…which I don’t think it really did…because no one gives a fuck about Alyssa Miller and her average at best looks that may come packing’a cock…we all just know she’s a slut, but you already know that, since she cheated on her boyfriend who made her career with Jake Gyllenhaal, as groupie opportunists do… More interestingly…She’s a slut posted this picture of her nipples on instagram…
Anais Pouliot is a homegrown hero. She’s from Montreal, I’ve never met her, which is one of life’s great tragedies, but I have been reaching out to her consistently since day one, because people I know know her…but she always ignores me…which is nice to know that even before becoming a Victoria’s Secret catalog girl this catalog, which is pretty fucking huge, she’s always been an asshole with an ego who is too hot or too cool for some English fucker from back home… I like to think in a lot of ways, I helped her launch her titty model career, but I’ll never get credit for it, even though the only credit I want is unprotected sex with her… I guess this is the peak, booking Victoria’s Secret is as major as it gets….but not as major as her name being “ANUS”…
