If you followed Kurt Warner’s story at all, you know it was only a matter of time before Mr. “Supermarket to Super Bowl” would be the subject of a feel-good biopic. Well it appears as if that time is now as it has just been announced that 20th Century Fox is taking on the rags to riches tale. Based on his autobiography titled, All Things Possible: My Story of Faith, Football and the Miracle Season, the biopic will undoubtedly focus on Warner’s incredible journey. The then-unknown quarterback went from stocking grocery store shelves to leading the Rams to a thrilling victory over the Tennessee Titans in 1999. Of course, being a Rams fan and seeing Brenda Warner on the sidelines a lot during those years, I’m a little bit ashamed to admit that my first thought at casting for her would be Kate Gosselin . Throw tomatoes at me if you must, but I think we can all agree, it’s the hair. No word yet on when we can expect this tear jerker to arrive in theaters.
Kelly Brook posted this video of her chunky body in a bikini in Greece on Vacation, because her life isn’t a fucking vacation, she works so hard standing around half naked 4 days a month people, that’s the kind of shit that can burn you out…you know those rough going to lunch meetings with your business managers and clearly not watching what you eat….you lazy fucking hooker…. I guess at 7 am, when all you idiots are getting up and ready for your day, this kind of “hey, I show my tits for a living, I’m in a bikini on a yacht” shit, is a real wake-up call, to get you to take your fucking shirt off, cuz if you’re girl you got tits too, why are you fucking failing…cuz you don’t want to upset your dad…you prude bitch… That said, feel free to use me as a testing ground, cuz getting nudes, I’m talking to you random snapchat girl, is the highlight of my day, even if I only get 5 seconds to try to jerk off to them…snapchats….
Sports Illustrated model, Chrissy Teigen who I may or may not think deserves to be in Sports Illustrated, because she’s gone the route of Kate Upton, and is a little fuckin thick…you know from all her food blog eating…but then I am reminded that Sports Illustrated likes their women doughy and untoned, because doughy and untoned comes with natural titties…and since I don’t really handle their casting, but I should, I’ll just stare at the bikinis, whether I am that into the bitch or not… Well, she’s gone the route of Kate Upton, and other SI Models, and is now doing some spokesperson shit for some company that is probably owned by the wife of someone at SI..Beachbunny…and the fascinating thing is that she’s doing the bridal collection…because no real bikini company is trashy enough unless they have some white bikinis that are not just perfect for destination beach weddings at the shitty 3 star all inclusive…but that are made just for that purpose…just don’t get your period in them… Now as much as I like naked bitches, Chrissy Teigen should just assume the role of rich wife to the rich music man who once modeled to land this life…sure she’s funny on the internet, like clown or comedian, and sure I like all girls in bikinis, even the fat ones, but there’s just something missing in her modeling…that something is what I call “wanting to lick her bikini so hard that it starts to melt off her, even though it is designed to last polluted salt water”….she just doesn’t do it for me…
According to one source, Kim Kardashian loves Absolutely Fabulous . And according to another, the first-time parent has similar thoughts about Amanda Bynes. During a talk sow segment with Ryan Seacrest Thursday, Kris Jenner said of her daughter: “She’s obsessed with [Bynes] and really wants her to be fabulous and get well.” Kris Jenner Talks Amanda Bynes Bynes, of course, is a long way from well. She’s been hospitalized for major mental issues and has requested a hearing to get out of the psych ward . Seacrest compared the situation to the troubles Britney Spears went through many years ago, while both he and Jenner agreed that it’s all about who you are surrounded by. “This is something that, for me as a mom, makes me very sad, but happy that she’s getting perhaps the help that she needs for one reason or another,” Kris said. “I like to look at the glass half full. And so I’m really glad that, whatever’s going on, this would be the start of a new beginning for her.” In somewhat related news, Jenner’s talk show is abysmal.
The legal saga surrounding Amanda Bynes’ mental illness continues as she canceled a hearing that she requested Friday, saying she needs time for meds to kick in. Bynes initially wanted an emergency hearing at the psychiatric hospital where she’s being treated, arguing that she’s being held illegally against her will. A judge decided Thursday that the 5150 psychiatric hold keeping her there – usually capped at 72 hours – would be extended another two weeks. She wanted to challenge that ruling, but eventually concurred with her attorney that they had no new case, and asked for a hearing on August 1. The 27-year-old and her lawyer believe the medication she’s now on will improve her condition and allow her to make a stronger case for freedom. Bynes clearly doesn’t want to be in the psychiatric ward or under a legal conservatorship run by her parents, which they have already requested. She’s being kept in the hospital regardless, however, because she is deemed a danger to herself and/or others, but the meds could be a positive step. Up until now, she’s refused to grasp (or at least acknowledge) that she even has a problem, so perhaps she has seen the light … time will tell. In any case, Amanda Bynes’ parents are trying to set up a conservatorship that would give them control of her medical, financial and legal affairs. Her parents believe this is essential to save her from herself, as she is a substance abuser who is paranoid, delusional and draining her bank account. In court documents, they say she has become “extremely paranoid about being watched,” covering smoke alarms with towels and taping windows shut. They note, as Twitter users know well, that she has “profound body image issues” and is “obsessed with the fact that she (and others) are ugly .” The star has at least $4 million in the bank, according to her mom and dad, but has also blown $1.2 million in very little time. On what, it’s unclear. Rick and Lynn Bynes think she spends “a substantial amount” on weed and other illegal substances, but the missing cash is unaccounted for. Amanda also told them she “cabbed it” from New York to L.A. after being kicked out of her hotel there, and her parents believe she is now homeless. The court denied their petition for a conservatorship Friday, but only temporarily. With Bynes still in the hospital, the judge wanted more time to rule.
The legal saga surrounding Amanda Bynes’ mental illness continues as she canceled a hearing that she requested Friday, saying she needs time for meds to kick in. Bynes initially wanted an emergency hearing at the psychiatric hospital where she’s being treated, arguing that she’s being held illegally against her will. A judge decided Thursday that the 5150 psychiatric hold keeping her there – usually capped at 72 hours – would be extended another two weeks. She wanted to challenge that ruling, but eventually concurred with her attorney that they had no new case, and asked for a hearing on August 1. The 27-year-old and her lawyer believe the medication she’s now on will improve her condition and allow her to make a stronger case for freedom. Bynes clearly doesn’t want to be in the psychiatric ward or under a legal conservatorship run by her parents, which they have already requested. She’s being kept in the hospital regardless, however, because she is deemed a danger to herself and/or others, but the meds could be a positive step. Up until now, she’s refused to grasp (or at least acknowledge) that she even has a problem, so perhaps she has seen the light … time will tell. In any case, Amanda Bynes’ parents are trying to set up a conservatorship that would give them control of her medical, financial and legal affairs. Her parents believe this is essential to save her from herself, as she is a substance abuser who is paranoid, delusional and draining her bank account. In court documents, they say she has become “extremely paranoid about being watched,” covering smoke alarms with towels and taping windows shut. They note, as Twitter users know well, that she has “profound body image issues” and is “obsessed with the fact that she (and others) are ugly .” The star has at least $4 million in the bank, according to her mom and dad, but has also blown $1.2 million in very little time. On what, it’s unclear. Rick and Lynn Bynes think she spends “a substantial amount” on weed and other illegal substances, but the missing cash is unaccounted for. Amanda also told them she “cabbed it” from New York to L.A. after being kicked out of her hotel there, and her parents believe she is now homeless. The court denied their petition for a conservatorship Friday, but only temporarily. With Bynes still in the hospital, the judge wanted more time to rule.
Anything Kim Kardashian can do, Myla Sinanaj thinks she can do better. First, there was Kris Humphries, who Myla dated not long after he split from the reality star. Now, there the Myla Sinanaj sex tape , which this aspiring celebrity freely admits she filmed at Vivid studios and which features her banging a Humphries lookalike. Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Footage It also features her actually watching the Kim Kardashian sex tape , according to TMZ, which has screened the naked footage. With Ray J giving it to Kim in the background, Sinanaj tells her paid paramour to “turn that off” because “I can do better than that.” Does she actually such a goal? You’ll need to view the amateur porn for yourself to find out. But we can confirm the following: Myla does anal on the video. So… who would you rather pound in tape? Kim Kardashian Myla Sinanaj View Poll »
Anything Kim Kardashian can do, Myla Sinanaj thinks she can do better. First, there was Kris Humphries, who Myla dated not long after he split from the reality star. Now, there the Myla Sinanaj sex tape , which this aspiring celebrity freely admits she filmed at Vivid studios and which features her banging a Humphries lookalike. Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Footage It also features her actually watching the Kim Kardashian sex tape , according to TMZ, which has screened the naked footage. With Ray J giving it to Kim in the background, Sinanaj tells her paid paramour to “turn that off” because “I can do better than that.” Does she actually such a goal? You’ll need to view the amateur porn for yourself to find out. But we can confirm the following: Myla does anal on the video. So… who would you rather pound in tape? Kim Kardashian Myla Sinanaj View Poll »
Lindsey Vonn is worried that Tiger Woods will cheat on her with ex-wife Elin Nordegren during a summer vacation with their children, a new report says. Tiger, who’s on good terms with Elin these days after his rampant cheating ended their marriage, is joining her and their two kids on holiday in Sweden. Elin Nordegren reportedly approves of her relationship with Tiger, and gave the lovebirds her blessing, but Lindsey Vonn is still concerned, sources say. Apparently, she fears that the one-time serial cheater will try to get with Elin behind her back, and would reconcile with her if his efforts are successful. Says a source of the couple: “Lindsey is convinced that Tiger still has feelings for Elin and, if he got the chance, he would dump Lindsey in a flash and get back together with her.” Given his history of cheating, it’s easy to see why Lindsey Vonn would worry … but it’s also hard to see how either Tiger or Elin would ever go for this. While he undoubtedly regrets his actions, Woods obviously reached a point where he didn’t want to be married to Nordegren the first time around. His philandering wasn’t a one-time lapse in judgment. Just saying. Having hit rock bottom and rebounded, reclaiming his world #1 golf ranking and finding love with Vonn, who accepts him for who he is, Tiger is said to be happier than ever. Obviously, being reasonable human beings, Tiger and Elin want the best for their young kids, and that means spending quality time with them. Whatever happened between them, the children come first, and they have a vested interest in maintaining an amicable relationship for their sake. It’s an unusual situation for Lindsey, but while Woods-Vonn-Nordegren tension may make for good gossip, we’re guessing it doesn’t go beyond that.
Lindsey Vonn is worried that Tiger Woods will cheat on her with ex-wife Elin Nordegren during a summer vacation with their children, a new report says. Tiger, who’s on good terms with Elin these days after his rampant cheating ended their marriage, is joining her and their two kids on holiday in Sweden. Elin Nordegren reportedly approves of her relationship with Tiger, and gave the lovebirds her blessing, but Lindsey Vonn is still concerned, sources say. Apparently, she fears that the one-time serial cheater will try to get with Elin behind her back, and would reconcile with her if his efforts are successful. Says a source of the couple: “Lindsey is convinced that Tiger still has feelings for Elin and, if he got the chance, he would dump Lindsey in a flash and get back together with her.” Given his history of cheating, it’s easy to see why Lindsey Vonn would worry … but it’s also hard to see how either Tiger or Elin would ever go for this. While he undoubtedly regrets his actions, Woods obviously reached a point where he didn’t want to be married to Nordegren the first time around. His philandering wasn’t a one-time lapse in judgment. Just saying. Having hit rock bottom and rebounded, reclaiming his world #1 golf ranking and finding love with Vonn, who accepts him for who he is, Tiger is said to be happier than ever. Obviously, being reasonable human beings, Tiger and Elin want the best for their young kids, and that means spending quality time with them. Whatever happened between them, the children come first, and they have a vested interest in maintaining an amicable relationship for their sake. It’s an unusual situation for Lindsey, but while Woods-Vonn-Nordegren tension may make for good gossip, we’re guessing it doesn’t go beyond that.
