Kate Bock is Sports Illustrated rookie of the year…. Not that Sports Illustrated means all that much, despite all these busty bitches dreaming of being in it, because I guess they’ve marketed themselves into being a “Man’s bible” and thus girls want to be featured in it, as that stamp of approval they need, cuz daddy didn’t hug them enough, and real fashion called them fat. I’m talking to you Kate Upton. Well now, this Kate Bock, loveliness, is modeling for something called Galore and although not in a bikini or even showing nipple, as new fashion models often to, she’s still lookin fucking hot in pantyhose or lingerie, or whatever that is….making me a fan.
The Florida crazies strike again… Woman Torches Kitchen Hoping To ‘Go In A Blaze Of Glory’ A married Florida woman who beat her husband over the head with a picture frame before attempting to burn down her kitchen has been charged with Arson and Domestic Battery. via Huffington Post A Florida woman is accused of attacking her husband, then attempting to burn down her kitchen in an attempt to go “out in a blaze of glory.” Michelle Diane Fowler Osteen Bedillion, 46, allegedly hit her husband, Carlos Bedillion in the head with a heavy picture frame around 9 p.m. Sunday in their Dunellon home, according to a news release from the Marion County Sheriff’s Office. Carlos Bedillion, also 46, called police. His wife then allegedly threw a computer printer and hit him in the back. The man fled the house and told police that from outside, he could see his wife pour cooking oil all over the kitchen before setting it on fire. He ran back inside and put the fire out, and Michelle Bedillion ran out of the house and into some nearby woods. When deputies found her later on, they say she told them that her husband “deserved whatever he got.” When they asked why she started a fire, she said, “I was going out in a blaze of glory.” Michelle Bedillion was charged with domestic battery and arson. Who uses cooking oil to try to set something on fire??? Sounds like this chick kept some bath salts by her bedside. Shutterstock
“ Jay-Z doesn’t know sh*t about baseball . You don’t hire a real estate agent to do neurosurgery!!” Baseball Insiders Mad About Jay Z’s Sport Agency Via NY Daily News reports: Baseball oracle Jose Canseco tweeted that Robinson Cano “just gave the Yankees $100 million” on Tuesday after the news broke that the star second baseman had dumped Scott Boras for Jay-Z’s new sports agency. “Canseco is probably dead on,” said the agent, who spoke on condition of anonymity. “Jay-Z doesn’t know s— about baseball. You don’t hire a real estate agent to do neurosurgery.” Jay-Z’s Roc Nation Sports, which has partnered with Creative Artists Agency Sports, announced Tuesday that it has signed Cano as its first client. Cano, who will earn $15 million this year, will be eligible for free agency at the end of the 2013 season. Boras is known for encouraging players to become free agents rather than sign extensions with their current club. The threat of losing the best player on a roster full of aging and injured players would give Cano a boost in negotiations with the Yankees, the agent said. “The Yankees would love to get this done now,” the agent said. Jay-Z, of course, will not directly negotiate Cano’s next contract; those duties, according to the Roc Nation Sports announcement, be handled by a team led by CAA agent Brodie Van Wagenen. Wagenen and CAA aren’t exactly chopped liver; they represent Buster Posey, Ryan Braun, Matt Cain and Ryan Zimmerman. All four players have recently signed contract extensions exceeding $100 million. But the agent said CAA won’t have the same leverage with the club that Boras would have by threatening to take Cano to free agency. “Can you imagine the hardline negotiations that will take place when Jay-Z walks into (Yankee president) Randy Levine’s office with that Yankee hat he’s always wearing and says his client wants to play with the Dodgers?” the agent said. The agent suspects Cano was convinced to jump ship because he was intoxicated by “celebrity perfume.” “Celebrity in baseball comes from performance, but Robinson is looking at Jay-Z and Beyonce to make him a celebrity,” he said. “He is being naïve. The story now is about Jay-Z, not Robinson. Haters gon’ hate!
The collegiate career of Brittney Griner came to an end over the weekend when Louisville shocked Baylor in the Elite 8. But not only does Robert Griffin III have Griner’s back , Mark Cuban has given the 6’8″ center a reason to turn her frown upside down: he may draft her to the NBA! “If she is the best on the board, I will take her,” the Mavericks owner said prior to last night’s game against the Lakers. “I’ve thought about it already. Would I do it?” “Right now, I’d lean toward yes, just to see if she can do it.” “You never know unless you give somebody a chance, and it’s not like the likelihood of any late-50s draft pick has a good chance of making it.” Cuban acknowledges that Griner would be a major draw in summer league games and says this isn’t some hollow gesture about women’s rights. The billionaire simply “wouldn’t be opposed to giving her the opportunity.” But, come on, could a female athlete – even one as dominant as Brittney Griner was in college – succeed in any way at the next level? Vote now: Could Brittney Griner play in the NBA? No way! It’s possible Yes… and average 0 points and 0 rebounds per game! View Poll »
People must have taken Jay-Z seriously when he said, “Pledge your allegiance,” artists are signing to his Roc Nation management company left and right. Now…
was a moment in sports that if you have seen, you immediately wished you could “unsee.” Kevin Ware literally snapped his lower leg in yesterday’s Louisville vs. Duke NCAA tournament game. Thankfully, after surgery, he is already capable of walking on crutches…. Continue
Can somebody tell Suzy Lee Weiss we said, ‘Cry us a muhfuggin river!’ ? Please and thank you. On Sunday the illustrious Wall Street Journal published an article penned by a senior at Taylor Allderdice High School in Pittsburgh complaining that she was rejected from her schools of choice because she lacked diversity, among other things. But we’re thinking maybe admissions offices just figured out she might manage to tick off everyone else on campus. Some choice excerpts below: Colleges tell you, “Just be yourself.” That is great advice, as long as yourself has nine extracurriculars, six leadership positions, three varsity sports, killer SAT scores and two moms. Then by all means, be yourself! If you work at a local pizza shop and are the slowest person on the cross-country team, consider taking your business elsewhere. What could I have done differently over the past years? For starters, had I known two years ago what I know now, I would have gladly worn a headdress to school . Show me to any closet, and I would’ve happily come out of it. “Diversity!” I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. If it were up to me, I would’ve been any of the diversities: Navajo, Pacific Islander, anything. Sen. Elizabeth Warren, I salute you and your 1/32 Cherokee heritage. I also probably should have started a fake charity. Providing veterinary services for homeless people’s pets. Collecting donations for the underprivileged chimpanzees of the Congo . Raising awareness for Chapped-Lips-in-the-Winter Syndrome. Fun-runs, dance-a-thons, bake sales—as long as you’re using someone else’s misfortunes to try to propel yourself into the Ivy League, you’re golden. Having a tiger mom helps, too. As the youngest of four daughters, I noticed long ago that my parents gave up on parenting me. It has been great in certain ways: Instead of “Be home by 11,” it’s “Don’t wake us up when you come through the door, we’re trying to sleep.” But my parents also left me with a dearth of hobbies that make admissions committees salivate. I’ve never sat down at a piano, never plucked a violin. Karate lasted about a week and the swim team didn’t last past the first lap. Why couldn’t Amy Chua have adopted me as one of her cubs ? Then there was summer camp. I should’ve done what I knew was best— go to Africa, scoop up some suffering child, take a few pictures, and write my essays about how spending that afternoon with Kinto changed my life. Because everyone knows that if you don’t have anything difficult going on in your own life, you should just hop on a plane so you’re able to talk about what other people have to deal with. You can read the full article, along with the dumb “Real Housewives” punchline HERE The sad part is Suzy clearly thinks she’s being funny. Are we the only ones not laughing — or is there something seriously off about this essay? Shutterstock
The family that stays together impregnates together. Could Kourtney Kardashian end up carrying sister Khloe’s baby? And how does Kourtney really feel about Scott’s partying (not to mention gator killing )? What atrocious fashion is Kim Kardashian wearing this week? Find out in our recap of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami! Kourtney, naturally, is well aware of Khloe’s fertility struggles. She naturally suggests that she be Khloe’s surrogate … since she has no problem getting preg via Scott Disick (or Michael Girgenti for that matter). Plus 250 for that scandal BTW. Scott’s reaction: “You don’t just go putting babies in other sisters because you can!” Perhaps not, but the producers will totally make you think it’s happening. Minus 150 for contrived nonsense. “I love being pregnant… with my own children,” Kourtney says, and it’s true. Woman can carry and pull a baby out of her lady parts on TV like no other. Plus 50 for owning it, Kourtney. Scott’s new idea: “I feel like your mom would be like ‘Let’s do this the old fashioned way, tell Kanye to come on over.'” That we’d pay to watch. Plus 100 . “If Khloe” needed a kidney, would you give her your kidney?” Kim asks her older sister, as if it’s at all the same or any of this is even real. Minus 100 . When he hears about Lamar’s tragic past (he lost his son Jayden), Scott reconsiders, and Kourt is serious about this. However, Khloe is “just not there yet.” Plus 100 for tabling that … for now. “Can you imagine Kourtney having Khloe and Lamar’s baby? It’d be taller than her,” says Kim, marking perhaps the funniest thing she has ever said. That’s not saying a lot, so Wash . Meanwhile, Lord Disick’s partying ways have returned. After a wild night in Vegas, Kourtney decides to draw the line with the man who won’t propose to her: “This is not the behavior of someone that I want in my home,” she says, and she’s right, and he’s a douche, but really what do you expect at this point? History not to repeat itself? Minus 150 . Kim, meanwhile, pretends to hire her P.I. friend Jake to follow Scott and track his car. What does he find? He hands Kim a mystery envelope at the end! Just a prop, most likely, but Plus 50 for really playing up the drama, as if Kim Kardashian or the P.I. would ever agree to do this for a reality show. EPISODE TOTAL: +100! SEASON TOTAL: +683!
Kevin Ware of Louisville is resting comfortably in the hospital this morning, hours after breaking his leg in arguably the most gruesome sports injury anyone has ever seen. The incident took place in the first half of Louisville’s Final Four victory of Duke, as the guard jumped to block a three-point attempt and landed awkward on his right leg. As you can see in the following video, the body part immediately snapped in half in front of the Cardinals’ bench, as teammates reacted in horror. Be warned: this is graphic in nature. Kevin Ware Breaks Leg “I went over and I was going to help him up and then all of a sudden, I saw what it was and I almost literally threw up,” said Coach Pitino of Ware’s bones protruding through his skin. School officials said doctors reset the bone and inserted a rod into the tibia during a two-hour procedure last night. Friends and teammates are now hoping Ware can accompany them to the Final Four in Atlanta this weekend. Pitino left his player the squad’s West Regional trophy and we send Ware our best wishes for a speedy recovery.
Here is Serena Williams in Miami posing with her 6th Sony Open title. Congratulations are definitely in order for Serena, she stays killing in the tennis game…and looks good doing it!! Peep shots of her and her trophy action below: WENN
