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Vanessa Hudgens Showing Off Leg of the Day

I like Venessa Hudgens cuz she reminds me of this little stuffed chipmunk I used to jerk off on and not even cuz of her fuzzy little teen slut pussy she took pictures of for the internet, but because of her nut filled lookin’ cheeks. I probably should give you a back story as to why I used to jerk off on a stuffed animal, but why bother, no one’s reading this and anyway I stage this story, I’m gonna come across as a real weirdo….Look I always washed it before putting it back in the crib…I’m not a monster…Stop judging me. That said, I don’t know what Ethnicity this bitch is, but I’d like to taste her and find out, but I kinda feel that way about everyone, including scabby drug addicts on the verge of death. I’ve always been inquisitive…

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Sports Illustrated Models Celebrate The 2011 Issue of the Day

Sports Illustrated did a launch party for their magazine…even though all the pictures have been on the internet the last week….and I’m guess all the models featured in the magazine walked the red carpet…making the event what must be the equivalent of a UN meeting of hot pussy…So many international vaginas clothed to promote pictures of them half naked….an event they launched them into international stardom and gave them the stamp of approval that they are allowed to be in bikinis and hopefully will inspire women everywhere who don’t look like this to not pollute our lives by getting into a bikini before hitting the gym and starving themselves to look less sloppy than they do and more like these photoshopped bitches cuz these photoshopped bitches is what all men expect you to look like on the beach….so get crackin’ Here is the index or menu of the models in their every day clothes for you to cross reference with their half naked pics at SI.com The real question in all this is why the fuck wasn’t I invited to this event? SI clearly doesn’t think I am important enough. Jerks. This is like prom or some shit…. Irina Shyk Chrissy Teigan Esti Ginzburg Jessica Gomes Damaris Lewis Hilary Rhodes Kenza Fourati Isabel Goulart Shannon Click Cintia Dicker Bruna Schmitz Brooklyn Decker Julie Henderson Alyssa Miller Kate Upton Genevieve Morton Jessica White Anne V

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Sports Illustrated Models Celebrate The 2011 Issue of the Day

Sports Illustrated Models Celebrate The 2011 Issue of the Day

Sports Illustrated did a launch party for their magazine…even though all the pictures have been on the internet the last week….and I’m guess all the models featured in the magazine walked the red carpet…making the event what must be the equivalent of a UN meeting of hot pussy…So many international vaginas clothed to promote pictures of them half naked….an event they launched them into international stardom and gave them the stamp of approval that they are allowed to be in bikinis and hopefully will inspire women everywhere who don’t look like this to not pollute our lives by getting into a bikini before hitting the gym and starving themselves to look less sloppy than they do and more like these photoshopped bitches cuz these photoshopped bitches is what all men expect you to look like on the beach….so get crackin’ Here is the index or menu of the models in their every day clothes for you to cross reference with their half naked pics at SI.com The real question in all this is why the fuck wasn’t I invited to this event? SI clearly doesn’t think I am important enough. Jerks. This is like prom or some shit…. Irina Shyk Chrissy Teigan Esti Ginzburg Jessica Gomes Damaris Lewis Hilary Rhodes Kenza Fourati Isabel Goulart Shannon Click Cintia Dicker Bruna Schmitz Brooklyn Decker Julie Henderson Alyssa Miller Kate Upton Genevieve Morton Jessica White Anne V

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Irina Shayk & Friends Heat It Up Again

Normally I would say that I’m getting a little sick of all this attention my site has been giving all these Sports Illustrated swimsuit hotties, like Irina Shayk and the rest of them, but they’re all just so fine that I really don’t mind in the least. I’ve cropped and resized so many images of the girls that they’re getting into my dreams, it’s awesome, I’ve been taking several naps throughout the day just so that I can see them again. When we last left off, me and the girls were going to make blueberry muffins in Mrs Huxtable’s kitchen while the kids were at school… Fun. more pictures of the rest of the girls here

Britney Spears ‘Hold It Against Me’ Fashion: Stylist Tells All!

‘We were going for a punk-rock couture look in this video,’ B.

What Were You Thinking??? Michael Vick Cancels On Oprah

In her quest to close out Season 25 with a bang, Oprah offered Mike Vick the opportunity to solidify his comeback in America’s hearts and minds. And this fool is reneging on his acceptance of the invitation. Of all the moves Michael Vick has made, this is one of the more curious ones. He has bailed on Oprah. The Philadelphia Eagles’ quarterback — the NFL’s comeback player of the year — canceled the taping of an interview (subject matter: doing time for his part in an illegal dogfighting ring, his return to the NFL, his work with the Humane Society and his future) — with the queen of gab. “After careful consideration, I will need to postpone the taping of the Oprah Winfrey interview. I admire and respect Oprah and hope to be able to participate in an interview in the future.” There’s a report out of Philly that quotes sources saying the Eagles pressured Vick to cancel. Maybe he decided it was a bad idea to do the interview so close to the Westminster dog show. Maybe it’s connected to getting the Eagles’ franchise tag. In any event, given that her show is going off the air, a rebooking might not be likely. Joe Flint of the Los Angeles Times thinks Vick is making the right move in keeping a low profile. “Going on ‘Oprah Winfrey,’ though, to be given some sort of blessing by the queen of talk is too much too soon,” Flint writes. “Part of what Vick needs to learn and show is humility, and going on a popular TV show to say look at me now is not humble.” We don’t know about that one. Crying on Oprah is NEVER a bad look for a celebrity. Source

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Video: Lexus LFA does donuts around Sports Illustrated swimsuit model

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We probably don’t have to type up a little description to what this video is about because you’re probably already watching it but just so you know that is the Lexus LFA and that is Sports Illustrated swimsuit supermodel Rianne ten Haken. Click here for more news on the Lexus LFA. Hit the jump for Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : eGMCarTech Discovery Date : 16/02/2011 18:34 Number of articles : 2

Video: Lexus LFA does donuts around Sports Illustrated swimsuit model

Some SI Swimsuit Pictures of the Day

Here are some Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition pictures for the sake of posting bitches who are married to athletes and like showing off their big tits posing in bikinis…cuz it validates their useless existance… I hear if you slap make-up on a fit pig with big tits she looks good enough for magazines…at least that’s what these Brooklyn Decker for Andy Roddick pics are telling me… Irina Shayk for Her Gay Soccer Playing Boyfriend …..

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Irina Shayk Is The 2011 SI Swimsuit Cover Model

I told you earlier that I was going to have the complete set of pictures from Irina Shayk’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Editon photoshoot and for the most part I deliver on my promises. I have been known to back out on some small promises, mostly because I’m trying to get some chick into bed, but not this time. Besides, any woman who actually believes I own the internet and can make her a star deserves to get screwed over. Anyhow, Irina is absolutely gorgeous. Be sure to check out all the models at the Sports Illustrated website

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In Mother Russia, Bikini Wears You

The lineup for the 2011 edition of spanktastic classic Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue was announced last night on the Late Show with David Letterman ! This year’s cover cutie is 25-year-old model Irina Shayk ; this is her fifth appearance in the Swimsuit Issue, but her first time on the cover. The lovely Irina, born Irina Shaykhlislamova (say that three times fast), hails from the province of Chelyabinsk, Russia, where it is decidedly too cold to frolic in a bikini. Luckily someone had the good sense to send her to Hawaii, where she was photographed for Sports Illustrated in a series of skimpy bikinis. Irina caused a stir last year by suing GQ Spain , claiming the magazine Photoshopped “tasteful” photos of her in a lingerie bodysuit to create the illusion that she had been snapped in the buff. C’mon, Irina, embrace your naked body. We’d sure like to. When Irina comes to her senses and appears nude, she’ll be in good company. 1985 cover girl Paulina Porizkova lost her bikini top in the films Thursday and Knots , and 3-time cover girl Elle Macpherson embraced the three B’s in 1994’s Sirens . More sandy sirens after the jump!

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