In case anyone out there is still having a little trouble figuring out why I make fun of wannabes like Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid for pretending to be famous models , I just want you guys to take a look at this latest lingerie photoshoot from Danish Victoria’s Secret Angel Josephine Skriver . And once you’re done picking your jaw (and your pants) up off the floor, now you know what a real supermodel looks like. You’re welcome. » view all 17 photos
We haven’t seen a whole lot of Hailey Clauson ever since she melted snow drifts in Finland (and our collective pants regions) for Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue back in February. So rather than wait around for a new bikini photoshoot from the busty blonde hottie, I decided to take matters into my own hands and go creep through research her Instagram. So first off, you’re welcome, and second, enjoy.
Katherine Berman, the wife of legendary ESPN commentator Chris Berman, has been killed in a car accident near the couple’s home in Connecticut. According to police reports, Katherine’s car slammed into another vehicle, killing both drivers. The cause of the crash is still unknown. Witnesses say Berman’s 2003 Lexus struck the back of a Ford Escape, causing her to veer off the road and into a body of water, where her vehicle promptly overturned. The other driver, an 87-year-old man named Edward Bertulis, was rushed to a nearby hospital, where he died moments later. The crash reportedly took place around 2:15 pm on Tuesday in the town of Woodbury. According to TMS Chris Berman was attending a Giants vs. Mets game at Citi Field at the time. He was informed of the crash by NYPD officers . Chris and Katherine have been married since 1983 and have two children together. Details are scarce at present, but moments ago, ESPN President John Skipper publicly offered his condolences to the Berman family: “This is a devastating tragedy and difficult to comprehend,” Skipper said in a statement. “Chris is beloved by all his ESPN colleagues and for good reason: he has a huge heart and has given so much to so many over the years. We know how much his family means to him and all we can do at a moment like this is to give him the love and support he will surely need at this hour.” He concluded: “Our thoughts and prayers are with Chris, Meredith, Doug and the entire family.” For decades, Berman has been one of ESPN’s most beloved personalities. Specializing in football and baseball coverage, Chris Berman’s player nicknames and quirky catchphrases helped set the irreverent tone of the network in its early days and have endured him to millions of sports fans in the years since. Condolences began to pour in from all corners of social media within minutes of the news of Katherine’s untimely death. Our thoughts go out to the Berman family during this incredibly difficult time. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Died in 2017: In Memoriam
Lindsey Pelas has nipples. I know what you’re thinking, how does a tit so big have nipples, it just doesn’t make any sense, or maybe you’re thinking who the fuck is Lindsay Pelas, because I am still not sure, or maybe you’re just wallowing in self hatred because you have a case of Mondays…WHO KNOWS….but there are nipples on these tits I’ve assumed you have seen, because there’s not way bitch hasn’t been keep these things hidden all these years on SOCIAL media that would just be cruel, cockteasing, and the wrong way to maximize exposure as a monster titty model…right..RIGHT…right.. The post Lindsey Pelas See Through Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rose Bertram is aa model I haven’t really heard of, I saw her in Sports Illustrated last year, but I hate Sports Illustrated swim and thought “shit, they found a good one, that girl is the fucking future, her face is so unique, ethnic, foreign, exotic, and lovely as fuck and by lovely as fuck I mean busty as fuck – I mean fuck… I don’t hate #siswimsearch SEARCH HASHTAG ON INSTAGRAM it’s a great place to find some really hungry for SI SWIM Fame people….the thirsty of the thirsty… Back to Rose, I am all for these busty models – ideally skinny busty models getting famous for being busty because thanks to hormones in the food – boobs are making that comeback and they don’t always come with obesity – but they can make your obesity cum…because tits..tits she’s wearing PASTIES on to cover what actually makes them tits…what a bitch TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rose Bertram See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I forgot that after Bar Refaeli and before 100 other Victoria’s Secret models and some Sports Illustrated models…Leo Dicaprio had unprotected sex with this one…Erin Heatherton…because since being dropped by VS for being fat, eating her feelings after realizing her LEO marketing hustle didn’t pan out….we all forgot who she was…but she’s back, she’s out, the paparazzi where there…all to showcase her dumpy model ass…because body positivity or some shit. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Erin Heatherton Grows into Her Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kelly Rohrbach was a set Sports Illustrated tits that I guess were slated to become a big deal…thanks to strategic moves, the right friends, or an agency that really believe that can make a lot of fucking money with her….or more importantly…Sex with Leonardo DiCaprio… She was one of the vaginas that allowed Leo to Cum inside her, assuming he isn’t gay, in exchange for some press…and I guess it worked out well for her because she’s in Baywatch, the worst movie concept ever…wearing a bikini. These are some of her selfies, non nude of course…but to promote Baywatch obviously..it’s her big break…she fucked to get her and dammit she’s gonna make it work. The post Kelly Rohrbach Selfies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Monday May 1, GRAMMY nominated artist Jhené Aiko celebrated the launch of her Teva x Jhené Aiko collection with a private event at NeueHouse in Los Angeles, California. The ethereal cool girl wore an ATM bodysuit paired with Moussy denim and a Thompson Street Studio by Susan Cianciolo and Kiva Motnyk kimono from the Hammer Museum. Jhené mingled with guests at the private event that took place on NeueHouse’s posh penthouse rooftop where she previewed the collection for an intimate crowd ahead of its May 2 public launch. Guests also enjoyed a vegan dinner with the artist who talked about the inspiration behind her second collection with Teva. Beau Big Sean also showed up to support and celebrate her new collection. The Teva x Jhené Aiko collection is a fusion of Teva’s most iconic sandal silhouettes and the singer-songwriter’s daring yet eclectic style. Built with the adventurous soul in mind, the three exclusive shoe styles are available beginning May 2 at Teva.com , starting at $75. Check out more photos on the flip! Photo Credit: Teva/Michael Kovac
Congratulations! Gabby Douglas Barbie Doll Released If you’d like to show your fandom for Olympian Gabby Douglas , then here’s your chance. The record-shattering gold medalist has her own Barbie doll that’s officially hit stores. Mattel previously gave Gabby her own custom doll as a gift ahead of the Rio Olympics, and now it’s being released nationwide. According to PEOPLE: On sale today for $24.99, the Gabby Douglas Barbie comes complete with a stars-and-stripes leotard, and pink and black Nike warmups. “It’s a huge honor,” Douglas tells PEOPLE. “I always dreamed of having my own doll, and I played with Barbie when I was little with my sisters.” “I really hope people what people take away from the Gabby Barbie doll is to be inspired, to be encouraged to be anything that you want to be. If you have a passion or a goal, set your heart to do whatever you want to do.” Go Gabby! Click here to buy the Barbie. TIBRINA HOBSON/AFP/Getty Images/Instagram
Some of the weirdest, most socially awkward people I know or have known were religious fans of this shit..and I don’t fucking know why…but I know that Sarah Michelle Gellar looks like shit….she’s old, that’s what happens…but her fans still need to see what she’s up to, and how she stays a healthy and fit mom, who I assume has a “Lifestyle Blog”…it’s the thing to do….and it’s through Pilates…because it’s not too hard on her joints or some shit…I don’t know… I just know…that somewhere out there…someone will jerk off to a 45 year old SMG doing pilates…because some of the weirdest, most socially awkward people I know or have known were religious fans of this shit….. LOOK AT THAT STRETCH… The post Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Pilates Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
