Taylor Momsen does whatever she can to get noticed…but she just doesn’t try hard enough….she was better at this shocking with slutty behavior in trying to be a fake rocker…to separate herself from her spoiled and candy coated hollywood image….in efforts to make it as a contrived musician…cuz she’s been up in hollywood since she was 1 and bullshit is all she knows…. You see at 16, in lingerie, on stage, making blowjob faces is a big deal, but at 20, it’s kinda what you expect to find at ever college party….leading to her bringing her lean, porn star friendly naked body, censored in video….when really it should be spread eagled and getting eaten out in porn….something that I can only hope happens….not cuz I want Taylor Momsen to fall off, but because I want all girls to fuck on camera… Here’s her video I watched on mute….
So Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga recorded a duet, and I guess during that recording session, Bennett’s better judgement worked against him, he is old, probably tired, and possibly senile, making the idea of stripping down Gaga like like it’s the movie Titanic….make sense to him…or maybe it was just perversion cuz the older I get, the more eager I am to see everyone naked, ugly enough to pretend to be a tranny or a dude or not…I want to see pussy lip…. Apparently this is the masterpiece, that looks like shit, but that is still better than seeeing Gaga naked…cuz that face is enough to make tits and round ass obsolete….her face is the Iphone, her body….blackberry…if you know what I mean…. Next time Bennett need to get some spread eagled shots…that’s what I’m more into seeing….
Girls with cellphones are such sluts….they all do this nude picture thing…and it is amazing… Here are the rumored Scarlett Johansson cellphone pics that were stolen a few months ago. I am not going to say they are of her because that will make me liable and she can sue me, but I will say this girl has a serious, uncanny resemblence to Scarlett Johansson…. I’m a firm Scarlett Johansson hater, partially cuz I think her raspy voice and acting is depressing and partially because I find her overrated….When I look at her I don’t see the hotness everyone else does, I see sloppy and big nose….but maybe that’s just by Hollywood standards…cuz these pics are hot enough for me….I guess cuz now I see her in a new light…or maybe it’s just cuz they aren’t of Scarlett Johansson at all… You be the judge judy… It is 7 am….I am drunk and this isn’t what I want to be doing…You’re welcome. I am going to pass out and possibly choke on my vomit now….It’s been nice working for you… Sidenote, between you and me, I’m happy to get some celeb nudity sent it, this is the shit the site was built on and the shit I wait for while posting shitty paparazzi stuff, so Scarlett Johansson or not, this gives me hope of a better fucking tomorrow…one sloppy tit and great ass at a time… Sure these pics are hardly pornographic, gaping, spread eagled perverted, shocking or humiliating….They are all erotic, softcore nudes, all girls have taken of themselves, but that’s better than nothing….and more importantly better than her SHITTY SINGING ….here are the pics.
This girl is a real nobody. I was under the impression that she may have been a somebody…maybe even a retired somebody…she might have even been that bitch from Seinfeld…there was just this arrogance in her only being in a bikini while laying down…like most girls with shitty bodies…quick to get into a bath robe when done….so that no one sees her shitty body…I assumed that she had to be in her 40s…but it turns out she’s some low grade, low level, insignificant pussy who happened to be in the movie Final Destination…but who is making big moves cuz she’s cast for two more movies in 2011, two years after her first role….and with that shitty resume…she’s got no business hiding…and should instead be spread eagled and fucking a black dude like Kim Kardashian… Chicks like this really need me on their PR team…
Marisa Miller is a model with a great body, she was in Vegas Magazine and she looked alright for a model with a great body. I would have preferred to see her spread eagled on a bed fisting her pussy like the whore that she is, but won’t admit that she is, because she’s masked that bullshit with an actual profession and has an ego that limits her vaginal fisting to the privacy of her own home.
