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Keri Russell Sex Scene from The Americans of the Day

Kerri Russell is on some show called The Americans…I’ve never heard of it, but I have heard of Keri Russell and not for the reason you think, because in 1991, I didn’t have the Disney Channel, so I wasn’t so into the Mickey Mouse club…however, I did know a lot of virgin loser weirdo dudes who went to the local college and who were obsessed with the show Felicity and thought that Kerri Russell was some kind of babe…. I have never seen the show, but I knew one particular guy who owned the fucking box set, which to me was so fucking weird, considering it wasn’t porn…and Felicity wasn’t hot… That said, I’ve learned to understand the behavior of virgin losers, I assume they still have her face printed onto their pillows….and I assume they still kiss her goodnight every night…because they have a hard time letting go…even if Keri Russell has moved onto things like sex scenes for TV to show us that she can act… People say this may be a body double, virgin losers have the ability to cross reference her beauty marks, I am just posting it cuz I feel like I have to…so here it is.

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Rosalind Lipsett in Her Pink Bikini of the Day

Her name is Rosalind Lipsett….I follow her on INSTAGRAM …I’ve talked about her before…you know who she is…and if you don’t you’re an idiot…but we already know that… That said, she is an Irish bikini model, who lives in LA and who stripped down into a bikini for a Spring Break themed shoot…that unlike actual spring break, that is is happening in colleges across the nation the next few weeks…don’t smell like all the date rape and new herpes outbreaks that happen when half naked and drunk idiots come together for organized parties…during a season that tarnishes the genitals of many young people, the season that accounts for a lot of Plan B sales, the season that guidos work out all year for….but rather smell quite lovely, like a dream, and not just because she is an Irish girl who looks amazing in a bikini…and who is tanned….and lovely…when all the Irish girls I’ve seen are fat, scary, booze soaked monsters, while Rosalind…is a fantasy…the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow…the leprechaun I only see when I do narcotics…the fantasy that based on these pics…is a fucking reality… I hope to see a lot more of this one… FOLLOW ROSALIND ON INSTAGRAM

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Rosalind Lipsett in Her Pink Bikini of the Day

Rosalind Lipsett in Her Pink Bikini of the Day

Her name is Rosalind Lipsett….I follow her on INSTAGRAM …I’ve talked about her before…you know who she is…and if you don’t you’re an idiot…but we already know that… That said, she is an Irish bikini model, who lives in LA and who stripped down into a bikini for a Spring Break themed shoot…that unlike actual spring break, that is is happening in colleges across the nation the next few weeks…don’t smell like all the date rape and new herpes outbreaks that happen when half naked and drunk idiots come together for organized parties…during a season that tarnishes the genitals of many young people, the season that accounts for a lot of Plan B sales, the season that guidos work out all year for….but rather smell quite lovely, like a dream, and not just because she is an Irish girl who looks amazing in a bikini…and who is tanned….and lovely…when all the Irish girls I’ve seen are fat, scary, booze soaked monsters, while Rosalind…is a fantasy…the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow…the leprechaun I only see when I do narcotics…the fantasy that based on these pics…is a fucking reality… I hope to see a lot more of this one… FOLLOW ROSALIND ON INSTAGRAM

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Eliza Coupe’s Cleavage Makes Me Happy

I don’t know how that show Happy Endings ever got cancelled. Not because it was particularly funny or anything, but because it featured two serious hotties in Elisha Cuthbert and Eliza Coupe here. Anyway, I can’t say I know what Eliza’s been up to since then, but here she is busting out some solid cleavage at Global Green USA’s 11th annual Pre-Oscar Party, presumably as an audition for future jobs. Well, it’s working, because I’d be happy to offer Eliza a gig. See, I’ve got a great idea for a pilot about two hilariously-mismatched people living together called The Actress and the Tuna . It’s kind of like The Odd Couple , only with way more lingerie and set in my mom’s basement. I’ll get the contracts drawn up. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Rosalind Lipsett In Frankie’s Bikinis Will Make You Melt

Looks like Spring Break came a little early this year, and it’s just in time too, because in case those Ashley Tisdale pictures didn’t do the trick and you still need some more warming up today, don’t worry, I’ve got you covered. Because just when I thought my favorite Irish model and future ex-wife Rosalind Lipsett couldn’t possibly get any hotter , these pictures of her wearing a super-sexy bikini from Frankie’s Bikinis are melting my pants faster than that popsicle she’s got. And you know, I think I’ve decided where I want to go for Spring Break this year: wherever Rosalind is going to be. Yow. *Check out Rosalind’s Instagram here » view all 13 photos Photos : TheHeadHuntr

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Tara Reid is in a Bikini in Ibiza of the Day

Tara Reid is an angel sent from heaven, and by heaven I mean some perpetual Spring Break in the sky, that is always eternal, and filled with fat necked dudes and fake titty bitches, like a Vegas pool party, where all walks of life, usually horrible places, come to live out their celebrity fantasies like they were J.Lo…by the pool, listening to bad music, wearing shitty bikinis, looking’ awesome with their ravaged fake lip plastic surgery…all wasted as fuck looking for rich dudes to fuck because rich dudes have bottles for them to drink and fun hotel rooms to get smashed in… I mean I don’t think it’s a horrible life, it’s better than any movie she’s been in, even though she may or may be a little old for this, but sometimes it doesn’t take throwing away your youth, having kids who rob your life to make you the 60 year old in the Foam party rocking’ a Glowstick to Daft Punk…sometimes you can just never bow down from the college days… I still think she looks good in a bikini, but in my defence, I’ve had sex with sandwich meat before…and it wasn’t even fresh.

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Tara Reid is in a Bikini in Ibiza of the Day

Spring Breakers Forever: Celebrity Nudity on DVD and Blu-ray 7.9.13 [PICS]

Spring Breakers is finally out on Blu-ray, and Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson ‘s butt-baring, lesbo liplock in the pool is sure to give you a Daytona bona! Plus, there’s bare boobs from Rachel Korine , Selena Gomez in a skimpy bikini, and T&A from tons of other uncredited party girls. It’s hard to compete with that, but pierced nudecomer Amanda Crew does her breast in Crazy Kind of Love (2013). See pics after the jump!

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Mariah Carey Bikini for the Internet of the Day

Mariah Carey did this photoshoot in her bikini that she posted to the internet because no one told her that she’s 100 fucking years old. The good news is that the end result looks like some cheesy fucking shoot that took place back on a Miami spring break party in the 90s, or for the high school yearbook shit, with masterful graphic design shit, you know when she wasn’t 100 fucking years old…almost tricking me into thinking it was taken back when she mattered…before a bunch of kids…

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Mariah Carey Bikini for the Internet of the Day

Mariah Carey Bikini for the Internet of the Day

Mariah Carey did this photoshoot in her bikini that she posted to the internet because no one told her that she’s 100 fucking years old. The good news is that the end result looks like some cheesy fucking shoot that took place back on a Miami spring break party in the 90s, or for the high school yearbook shit, with masterful graphic design shit, you know when she wasn’t 100 fucking years old…almost tricking me into thinking it was taken back when she mattered…before a bunch of kids…

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R.I.P. Trayvon: George Zimmerman’s Mama Writes Letter Complaining Her Son Is An Innocent Man Arrested To “Placate The Masses”

GTFOHWTBS! If you believe George Zimmerman’s mom he’s just some innocent man who was defending his home. Are you buying it? Via Daily Mail : Gladys Zimmerman published an open letter today, the one year anniversary of prosecutors arresting George Zimmerman for second-degree murder. In it, she thanks supporters who helped the family when they were forced into hiding after receiving numerous death threats. She writes that Zimmerman’s June 10 trial will ‘confirm’ the truth about the February 26, 2012 shooting that left the unarmed 17-year-old Martin dead. ‘April 11 2012 will be forever remembered by the Zimmerman family as the day the justice system failed us as Americans, and as a consequence an innocent man was arrested for a crime he did not commit, solely to placate the masses,’ she said. She later adds: ‘There was absolutely no justifiable reason my son should have been charged for a crime he didn’t commit and there was no just reason he should find himself incarcerated either.’ Zimmerman’s family has long said he is a victim of media manipulation and spin. They say the evidence has been clear all along that Zimmerman acted in self defense when he shot Martin once in the chest, killing him during a struggle. Gladys Zimmerman, who worked nearly three decades as a court clerk in Virginia, has never appeared publicly to speak about her son. She told News 13 in Orlando in a phone interview that she still has faith in the justice system, despite the charges against her son. Still, she warned that her son must be judged by an impartial jury. ‘It is imperative now more than ever that George receive fair treatment by the judicial system, as this is the quintessential birthright of every American,’ she wrote. She blamed news media for spinning the story about the Martin shooting and convincing the public that her son was a murderer. ‘The media, with the help of social media made it their prerogative to judge and sentence George before and after his arrest,’ she wrote. Trayvon was unarmed and Zimmerman didn’t want to fight a fair one after chasing him around the neighborhood. What lies is this woman even talking about? AP

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