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Jersey Shore Do Bodyshots and Girl on Girl Kissing of the Day

I am onto Jersey Shore. They are so fucking obvious in their strategy to be the safe for TV version of Girls Gone Wild, by taking girls who would have been in the RV showering for Joe Francis, and making a show out of the trash. So in keeping up with obvious, almost boring and expected drunk girl at the party behavior that has become norm at college events, thanks to Girls Gone Wild and other Spring Break related bullshit….that includes body shots, girls kissing girls, flashing panty and tits, and all the other bullshit that comes with being a trashy party slut, only I am pretty sure these Jersey Shore bitches are sober and just going through the action. It is all bullshit, their ugly, let’s hope they die when their tour bus drives off a ravine because the driver is a hero willing to sacrifice himself to save humanity…. But on the positive side of everything, know that at least one teen who watches this bullshit is going to be busting out body shots at their next party….something…that just didn’t happen when I was in school, spoiling this generation even more that they already are… If you like leathery skinned, horribly aged monsters rockin out like college whores, even if they never went to college….this post is for you…

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Bachelor Pad was the Hottest Show on Television for 25 of its 120 Minutes

If you caught last night’s episode of ABC’ s Bachelor Pad , the closest thing I’ve seen to parent-safe smut, you witnessed a revival of makeout parties that we’ve needed since MTV Spring Break gyrated into obscurity. Fifteen guys and girls donned blindfolds and judged each other’s makeout prowess for our viewing pleasure. It was sexier than the Miss Universe pageant. It’s not my fault.

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REVIEW: Wild Piranha 3D Revels In Joys of Pure Exploitation

There’s a degree of gruff integrity at work for at least two-thirds of Alexandre Aja’s grindhouse piranhapalooza Piranha 3D, in which a megaschool of man-eating fish thought to be extinct burst through an underwater fissure to terrorize a normally placid lake in Arizona. During spring break, no less. You know what that means: Lots of naked and semi-naked nymphs writhing around, exposing much comely flesh to be nibbled upon. Ah, the pleasures of unapologetic, good-natured exploitation! Until the movie takes too sharp a speedboat turn into excessive and somewhat unpleasant goriness, Aja gets the tone just right: Piranha 3D takes place in a fictional locale known as Lake Victoria, but it may as well be called Lake Titty-cockoff.

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Vienna Girardi — Face Full of Man Junk

Filed under: Vienna Girardi , Jake Pavelka , Break-ups , The Bachelor Way before she ever met Jake Pavelka … ” Bachelor ” winner Vienna Girardi got down and dirty in a spring break dance contest — and by the looks of it, she really got the shaft. It all went down in The Bahamas in March 2009 — mere months before Vienna… Read more

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Anna Faris is Boring on the Beach of the Day

Who the fuck is Anna Faris and why the fuck am I posting these pictures of her on the beach. Seriously, beaches aren’t for party dresses unless you are in Aruba on Spring Break and about to get thrown into the fucking ocean after some dude from Holland rapes and kills you….what too soon?…That shit happend 6 years ago…. Pics via Fame

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The Newest Pussy to Get Paris Hilton Herpes of the Day

I don’t like talking anything about Paris Hilton or her ex-boyfiend Doug Reinhardt because I find them dull pieces of trash who stain society and really don’t fucking matter because they don’t contribute anyting. She is washed the fuck up, he’s pretty much a failed pro athlete and the whole thing is just a waste of time… I do however like to point and laugh at the groupie bitch who is dumb enough to fuck Paris Hilton’s ex-boyfriend, knowing dude’s rockin’ Paris Herpes and not caring because in her retard groupie world, Paris Herpes are better than the strain she had before meeting Doug that she called Spring Break Herpes….cuz everyone in America has fucking herpes, you dirty fucking people…. So here’s some new tainted pussy for you to laugh at too. I just don’t know her name, so I can’t try to humilate her directly….but she looks like serious young trash…tacky as fuck…and now she’s got herpes to match her “Her Majesty” bracelet. What a fucking joke…I hate bitches like this. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Around the Net 4.08.10

Watch Larger Version of this Video Epic April continues! If you think you’re too grown up and mature to laugh at mobile trailers being destroyed, bad Spring Break booty dancing, and nerdy romantic spats, you’re wrong. Today’s ATN will prove to you that the immature stuff can still make you laugh incredibly hard. Find the direct video links from Around the Net on Attack of the Show after the jump. YouTube: Trailer Gets Ripped to Shreds YouTube:

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Modern Warfare 2 "Stimulus Pack" Downloadable Content Hits PS3 On May 4

The first downloadable content for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 , the “Stimulus Package” map pack released last week, is currently an Xbox 360 exclusive. That exclusivity changes on May 4, Activision’s announced, when the same five-stage map pack arrives on both PlayStation 3 and PC. The “Stimulus Package” map pack contains five maps, two of which were brought over from the original Modern Warfare . The pack has already been downloaded at least 1.5 million times. There will be at least one more map pack released for Modern Warfare 2 , which will also begin its life an Xbox 360 exclusive for Xbox Live users. It will arrive on both platforms a later date. Have something to share? Sitting on a news tip? E-mail me . You can also follow me on Twitter . Activision – Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 – Xbox 360 – PlayStation 3 – Xbox Live

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Nicki Minaj Calls Lil Wayne’s Jail Time ‘An Emotional Roller Coaster’

‘We wouldn’t wish it on any crew in the game,’ she says at mtvU Spring Break. By Jayson Rodriguez Nicki Minaj Photo: Johnny Nunez/ Getty Images It’s been a trying time for the Young Money camp since Lil Wayne began his yearlong prison bid. The rapper’s sentencing and subsequent jail stint were delayed numerous times before he finally entered New York’s Rikers Island. Nicki Minaj called the experience “confusing.” “His actual time to go in had been changing, up and down,” she said during mtvU Spring Break. “So it’s been an emotional roller coaster for all of us involved because we never knew when the last text message or that last hug was the actual last text message or hug. It was very, very strange. We wouldn’t wish it on any crew in the game.” Lil Wayne took advantage of the additional time he was afforded to shoot more videos — he shot nearly 20 clips leading up to his imprisonment — and to make a guest appearance during Young Jeezy’s set on Jay-Z’s Blueprint 3 Tour stop in New York. While Wayne is away, his team has pledged to keep the YM torch scorching hot. Drake vowed to take the lead in Wayne’s absence. “I’m gonna do everything I told him I would do, what I said in the song [‘Over’]: keep us afloat till he gets back,” he told MTV News. “You won’t even notice he’s gone. Promise.” Minaj described the unusual circumstances that led to her, Drake and the rest of the Young Money crew appearing at mtvU Spring Break without Lil Wayne. Last year, Wayne was a part of the festivities, which also included performances by Jim Jones, Asher Roth and Kid Cudi. He brought Drake and Nicki along as guests during his set. Now, it’s their turn to apply the lessons Wayne taught them, Nicki said. “We remember last year being at MTV Spring Break, and Wayne was obviously the headliner,” she recalled. “He’s so much more than a headliner, he’s a person that I look at, and I can’t believe this guy is still going, after 20 to 30 minutes in the hot sun. To not have him here, it’s like a life lesson for all of us — always work as if we have no one else to depend on — and that’s what he teaches us. He did, like, 1,000 videos before he went in, knowing that he had to go to jail. A lot of us wouldn’t do that. A lot of us would be curled up on a ball like, ‘Oh my God, my life is about to be over.’ So shout-out to Lil Wayne. We’re honored that he chose each and every one of us, handpicked us. And we love him.” Young Money will appear on the “Sucker Free Countdown” Sunday at noon on MTV2 when Funkmaster Flex will interview the camp. Whose performance did you like best at Spring Break? What do you think about the lessons Nicki Minaj says she learned from Lil Wayne? Let us know in the comments below! Related Videos Sucker Free Spring Break Interviews Related Artists Nicki Minaj

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