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Stephanie Pratt Boring Bikini Pictures

Posted on April 12, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember Stephanie Pratt ? Me neither, but she used to be on some show people watched for half a summer and that qualifies her for her own post on HollywoodTuna . She’s finally hit the big time. She must be very pleased, she’s joined the ranks of Adrianne Curry , Janice Dickinson and that transgendered Miss Universe contestant. Well done. Anyhow, here she is on the beach in some lame staged bikini pictures. Enjoy.

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Kelly Brook Does Indiana Jones of the Day

Posted on October 3, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t understand virgin loser movie nerds get off to seeing busty chicks dressed like their favorite male movie characters…it’s almost like they have the Indiana Jones fantasy but are too embarrassed to jerk off to Indiana Jones, because that would make them gay, and despite being virgins, who have never experienced a vagina, so they don’t know if they even like it, they don’t feel the need to add more problems to their already pathetic lives….so instead they just wait for a bitch marketed as hot pussy, to get in costume to play out their fantasy, so that they don’t have to deal with their possible homosexuality and they can remain focus on what matters, math and absitinence by circumstances and not by choice…if you know what I mean…

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Courtney Stodden in a White Bikini of the Day

Posted on October 3, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Courtney Stodden is the 40 year old who is pretending to be 16 and married to some dude from TV who I’ve never heard of because scandal leads to attention and attention leads to a reality show and a reality show leads a stamp of approval for a bottom feeding whore because general acceptance is the whole reason she got her tits done…unless she is in fact 16, just the oldest, most washed up, haggard and plastic surgery ridden 16 year old, but I assume if she is, dude woulda been arrested the second they moved out of whatever amazing state it was that allowed a dude to marry a 16 year old, and if she’s 16, she’s definitely got the vagina of a 40 year old, all battered and used, something in and of itself that is erotic cuz sexual deviant teens are amazing…. So anyway you dice it, old pretending to be young or young pretending to be old, all while looking like a porn slut who has been fucked a lot, this bitch is pretty fucking entertaining….. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK Here is a link to the second – better – staged bikini – fake tit child bride who looks busted pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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The Saturdays in their Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s the UK Band of Sluts who Make Shitty Music trying to make it in AMerica by getting into bikinis as a group…because you know that all girl bands spend their free time together as a group on the beach together…frolicking in the fucking water like they are best friends…even though before they made the band they didn’t know each other…they just auditioned together and were thrown into the mix together… The good news is that it starts with staged bikini pics, then comes the pussy and tit flashing, then comes the group sex tape…and it is all in the name of makin’ shitty hits that sell records… Either way….who cares…bikinis and sluts dying for attention are always a good mix… To See the Rest of the Pics Follow This Link

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Cameron Diaz in the Shittiest Quality Bikini Pictures Ever of the Day

Posted on August 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are pictures of Cameron Diaz that could really be pictures of anyone because they are so fucking blurry. Seriously, this shit is worse than when I take pictures of the girl in the building across the street changing on my ghetto camera phone that doesn’t work, hoping to archive the amazingness, while really ending up with nothin’ but shit. So they claim this are Cameron Diaz…I have no idea if that is true or not…but here are the rest of the pictures if you are still holding onto the past like so many others….cuz you haven’t realized this bitch is 40 years old….

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Denise Richards in Some Staged Bikini Pictures of the Day

Posted on August 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some staged bikini pictures of Denise Richards because she’s an attention whore with fake tits and a very weird looking, modified face. I guess she made a deal with the paparazzi cuz she felt the media wasn’t talking about her attention craving ass enough…and really I think she looks like some kind of half naked clown…serioulsy, this face is the kind of shit that nightmares are made from and the only thing it reminds me is that she’s an insecure nothing….which usually means she’s an easy fuck…at least she will be when she hits rock bottom…which is gonna happen….cuz it always does for these useless cunts known for being hot a decade and a half ago… These could be old…but she still looks like a cartoon character and I think we all need to reflect on this weirdness…it’s like a science experiment that has gone totally wrong. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO

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Scarlett Fay in her Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is the pornstar who is playing Lohan in the the Lohan porno…the same girl who is less damaged than Lohan and getting fucked as Lohan cuz being Lohan is an easy thing to mock…and here she is on her quest to fame as this is the peak of her bullshit porno career…..and she’s wearing a bikini in staged bikini pictures and I have no idea why…but I guess it has to do with asshole paparazzi agencies having nothing better to take pictures of than this insignificant twat who I think I want have dinner with and discuss how many abortions she’s had, cuz that’s real life porn to me… To see the rest of the pictures – Follow This Link GO

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Taryn Manning Sloppy Staged Bikini Pics to Stay Relevant of the Day

Posted on May 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There was a time when Taryn Manning was my facebook friend. Her acting career was totally fucking dead and I guess she had a lot of time on her hands to re-connect with people who never found her hot. She was promoting some bullshit band she was doing with her brother and a clothing line that sucked….She would answer my messages because she probably had nothing better to do and I’d look at her pictures she posted wondering why she looked so haggard and old, coming to the conclusion that it was thanks to hard drugs, and maybe lying about her age…. But here she is in some staged bikini pictures, so it is safe to say bitch is making a comeback, or trying to, because why else would she pay the paparazzi to follow her and her shitty body in a bikini around for the day….Everyone knows it’s the cheapest way to get noticed, it’s no secret to us that they aren’t actually “catching” you on vacation like they did 10 years ago, when bikini pictures actually meant something….now they’re just as common as herpes. Either way, here are the pics…if you’re into ugly sloppy pussy with no ass or chin…and I know you are…cuz any pussy is good enough for you….then you’ll like this mess… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Rihanna and her Tits do Some Lady Gaga Weirdness of the Day

Posted on July 28, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think Rihanna is pretty much perfect. The only thing she has going against her is that she’s friends with Katy Perry and maybe that she lacks a little confidence in her image and has gone one and tried to pull some Lady Gaga irony in her outfits. We get it, you had a song about umbrellas, you don’t need to be seen with one everytime you leave your fuckin’ hotel, bitch, that was two fuckin’ years ago, you need to move the fuck on.

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Lisa Rinna in Yesterday’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

Posted on July 28, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I missed these pictures yesterday because I am not a very thorough worker. I don’t really pay much attention to detail and I get distracted easily, which I like to think is the reason I never graduated high school, I could never hold down a job, and why I drink. So I figured I might as well put them up a day late, because some of you may have missed the science experiment gone wrong, that is Lisa Rinna’s plastic surgeried body, and some of you may want to see that no matter how much money you invest into your shit, it’s still gonna fall apart and get sloppy one day and I know that her shit may look better than most young people you see on the beach today, but that’s just because young people today are useless fucking, rich, slobs who were raised by videogame systems and potato chips, I saw the movie Wall-E, I know how shit’s gonna pan out for us, so here’s a sloppy old doctored ass that is sadly better than your young teenage ass, provided you’re the 18 year old slut I fantasize that I am writing this site for everyday….

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