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Taylor Momsen’s Short Fucking Skirt of the Day

I have decided that it is not considered illegal to jerk off on 16 year olds or to pictures of a 16 year old as long as you make her tell you that she’s 18, even if you both know that is a lie. I figure it is also not illegal to jerk off to pictures of a 16 year old if she’s out there in the shortest fuckin skirt, practically showing her barely been used, almost new, in mint condition compare to the pussy I’ve seen pussy… Unfortunately in Taylor Momsen’s heroin addict lookin classified ad, gently used is an understatement, it’s the kind of pussy you go to pick up because you think you’re getting an amazing deal off Craigslist, only to get there and realize the pictures were taken years early, before the shit shared needles with homeless people, died of AIDS and came back to life like it was Return of the Living Dead…. So that means it’s okay to get off to these pics in a legal sense, but not quite okay on a psychological level, since dressing hot doesn’t make bitch hot even if she’s underage which normally lowers my standards a bit because of the excitement I get from their inexperience…

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Jessica Hart Wears Short Shorts

In case you haven’t figured it out just by looking at these pictures, Jessica Hart is a model. A model with amazing long skinny legs and messed up teeth which for some reason I find very hot.

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Jessica Hart Wears Short Shorts

Michael Lohan Fake-Threatens Suicide on Twitter

Just when you think Michael Lohan could not possibly stoop any lower in his unyielding quest for attention, the proverbial bar somehow falls even further.

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The Time Marissa Mayer Invented Google

Another month, another glossy fashion magazine spread for Marissa Mayer , this time in Glamour . We get it, already: the Google veep is a computer scientist in Oscar de la Renta; a nerd invited to prom

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Mark Penn and Wall Street Journal Now Equally Pathetic

We were disappointed yesterday when the cowardly Wall Street Journal failed to fire faux-trendspotting flack Mark Penn for using his newspaper column to troll for PR clients. But—hearteningly—both Penn and the paper appear increasingly pathetic! We do feel for the beleaguered actual reporters in the WSJ newsroom, who have to see their own reputations suffer by association while their paper’s leadership caves in to a celebrity pseudo-columnist’s right to disregard basic conflict-of-interest rules

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America Ferrara is a Disgusting Pig of the Day

I hate writing about Mexicans who humilate themselves trying to fit into America by sacrificing their integrity, all because their parents had a dream for them to have a life better in the land of opportunity or some shit and to instill that on their kids they named them after the fuckin’ country and got them into acting, forcing them to play the ugly bitch on a TV show about an ugly bitch, being reminded everyday that she’s ugly by both Hollywood standards and my standards, while collecting a paycheck that pretty much guarantees she will never have to clean a hotel room or clean up a rich family’s dog piss, it will also help pay for her therapy when she starts realizing that she’s just being used as a clown for all of us to laugh at. The whole thing depresses me, but for some reason lookin at this pig in a hot dog outfit is making me fucking hungry….and it may get you off if you’re the kind of guy who gets intimate with sausages and cured meats because based on a hooker I know…a lot of dudes are into that shit….

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Kate Moss’ Nipples Hang with Shitty People of the Day

I guess Kate Moss’ nipples realize that her prime is behind her and it’s all downhill for her as her body slowly gets more cylindrical, her career gets less and less work and the men in her life do less and less heroin, and I guess that depresses them because they’ve lowered their standards in who they hang out with, because everyone knows only someone suicidal would spend their afternoons intentionally with a twat like Lily Allen and that’s all I have to say about that.

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Elisabetta Canalis In Her Bikini From the Winter of the Day

The paparazzi are excited that they get to dig into their crates and pull out pictures they never thought would be worth anything, but as paparazzi have no choice but to hope and pray that they will, because pictures of semi-famous cunts in bikinis can go either way, you know maybe the girl will just fade into obscurity or maybe she’ll date Hollywood’s most eligible bachelor, who probably owns 25% of her, and that’s why he allows this all to go down, and I’m not talking about the 25% of her that is in her bikini bottoms, I’m talking 25% of whatever she makes in Hollywood, it’s gotta be a business arrangement or she’s gotta take it up the ass a lot, because based on her face it just doesn’t make sense…even if he is old dick and his standards have dipped…. So these pictures are of her in Miami, before Clooney, when she was just some slag on the beach the paparazzi shot when they were waiting for real celebs, and her body is fuckin’ alright by me….

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Elisabetta Canalis In Her Bikini From the Winter of the Day