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Holly Madison’s Cleavage Doing Something

It looks like Holly Madison was invited to yet another event over the weekend, I can’t keep track of all these things, but she’s got some great breasts that have had my attention for years now so I have to post pictures of them every chance I get. Honestly, who can concentrate on what the event is when those beautiful things are practically falling out of that dress of hers? She’s got two chicks with cupcakes on their breasts standing next to her and I still can’t look away from her cleavage. Impressive.

Alesha Dixon Drops A Boatload Of Cleavage

Apparently there was some sort of awards show going on last night over in England and they invited all the biggest celebrities around, like Alesha Dixon …. Anyone? I don’t know who she is either, but she’s dropping an amazing amount of cleavage so she’s alright with me. I feel bad for the chick in the background, how the hell is she going to compete with this? She’d be better off standing next to some fat chick. Anyhow, so far I like what I see with this Alesha chick. More please.

Kim Kardashian Showing Off Her Tits of the Day

I don’t know why Kim Kardashian is standing next to a tall bitch painted silver, but I think it’s a mistake…this is the reason fat chicks need to be photographed with people who are either way fatter than them, or alone but next next oversized couches, chairs or other props to make us think the bitch isn’t a fucking tractor trailer of a pussy….the second they slip up and give us an actual thing to compare them to, like this tall thin model who Kim Kardashian is a foot shorter and a foot wider than, the world learns how short and thick her body is…but luckily for her and the success of Snooki, people apparently like this kind of body, despite how small it makes your penis look while trying to enter them, because I guess fat bitches are more comfortable to cry on and less likely to leave you for lack of physical ability but more importantly cuz no one wants a fat bitch…

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Kim Kardashian Showing Off Her Tits of the Day

Bar Refaeli Can’t Hide Her Hotness

Here’s supermodel Bar Refaeli out doing a little shopping with her lame boyfriend Leonardo Dicaprio (not pictured because the douche kept his face covered with a bag the whole time like anyone wants to see him when Bar Refaeli is standing next to him.. Moron). She’s wearing jean shorts and a tank top and she still looks amazing. This is the kind of woman I could marry for at least a year, maybe a year and a half, until my obsession with internet girlfriends comes back to ruin things. Damn you internet.