Here’s Kendall Jenner with her chubby porn star sister Kim Kardashian. It must really bother Kim now that Kendall has become much more relevant than her. And unfortunately, Kendall didn’t have to release a sex tape to get this attention. Anyway, here they are heading for lunch, something Kim should think twice about. Photos: PacificCoastNews
I’ve done a lot of posts on Adriana Lima over the years, which shouldn’t really surprise anybody with a working set of eyes, but lately, I’ve started to notice she’s got a signature pose she always does: blowing a kiss to the cameras. It’s kind of like Miley and her tongue action . Anyway, after spending a couple hours drooling over old pictures of her “analyzing years of data,” I’m pretty sure Adriana has been trying to send me a secret message that she loves me all this time. But I guess there’s only one way to tell: I’ll need another sign. You know, like Adriana ignoring me completely and pretending she doesn’t even know I exist. So far, so good. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet
So in case you were wondering what the former hot Doritos girl aka Ali Landry was up to these days, here’s your answer: posing with some lucky dude in a Snoopy costume at the 30th anniversary party for something called Camp Snoopy. I guess those Doritos residuals have finally run out. But if Ali’s looking to make some extra cash, I’d love to get her to pose with me for a few pictures. They won’t be nearly as family friendly as these, but I guarantee it’ll at least be less embarrassing. Actually, nevermind, I guess you’re right, posing with a blogger is probably even worse. Photos: WENN.com
Since I’m a true “citizen of the world,” I don’t just get my hotties in lingerie fix from American magazines, I also make sure to keep up with all the latest international news too. Which is how I came across this mindblowingly hot spread from Chelsea Le Roux in the latest issue of Maxim South Africa . I managed to take my eyes off Chelsea’s perfect body long enough to find out that she’s a model (duh) and she’s dating some rugby player (boo), but I won’t hold that part against her. Because I think she’s clearly got what it takes to be a world-famous supermodel, especially once she drops that rugby loser for a real man like me. Stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a punchline.
Miranda Kerr is one of those models that’s hot enough to cause a serious pants fire no matter what she’s wearing, but I think this most recent shoot she did for Elle Spain might just be one of her hottest ones to date. Because even though Miranda would still look smoking hot in a garbage bag, I think I speak for all of us when I say we obviously prefer to see her in a bikini or better yet, wearing my all-time favorite outfit: a handbra. So enjoy these, while I go grab an ice pack out of the freezer to help cool me down. » view all 14 photos
Here’s Disney Channel star Debby Ryan aka the next Selena Gomez at something called the 5th annual Thirst Gala covering up those sweater mounds of hers once again. And between that and the “I don’t have any emotion” red carpet face she’s perfected, I’m starting to think that Debby’s team is intentionally trying to make her this boring to avoid another Disney star scandal. Either that or she’s some kind of hot busty robot, which is what I’m pulling for. Because I figure if that’s the case, I might actually be able to get my hands on one someday. Photos: WENN.com , Fameflynet
I can’t figure out why I’ve never heard of this Edyta Zajac hottie before, because judging from these pictures at least, she’s got to be one of the hottest no-name models I’ve featured on the site in months. According to my research, Edyta’s from Poland, which means I can’t understand a single other thing that’s been written about her online, but if I had to guess, I’m pretty sure it translates to something about how she’s always dreamed of moving to America and settling down with a handsome blogger. Then again, that’s always my first guess but I figure one of these days it’s bound to be right. » view all 15 photos
Here’s my all-time favorite Instagram workout hottie Izabel Goulart showing off the results of all that hard work she does at the gym by blowing my mind with some great bikini pictures. And since I wouldn’t want Izabel to ruin that perfect body of hers with a sunburn, I’d be happy to help her out with applying some sunscreen. Not to brag or anything, but I’ve never gotten a burn in my life. And yes, I know that’s because I never leave my mom’s basement, but shh, don’t blow this for me. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet
Normally I’m used to seeing Ashley Greene in nothing but skintight leggings (and the rare super-hot beach shoot ), but I guess her management team decided it was time to show she’s got a bit more range, because here she is at the Wish I Was Here premiere. And I’ve gotta say, I’m impressed; Ashley cleans up pretty nice. In fact, these pictures are even inspiring me to get cleaned up too and take a shower of my own. Although it’s going to have to be a cold one if I plan on getting any more work done today. Yow. » view all 29 photos Photos: WENN.com
I know soccer isn’t nearly as big in the US as it is in the rest of the world, but I have a feeling it’d be a lot bigger if we knew soccer fans looked like this. Because here’s MMA reporter and Colombian hottie Andrea Calle showing off her support for her home country by showing off that epic booty of hers at the park. And I don’t know about you guys, but I’m officially converted. I’m now a diehard Andrea Calle fan after this. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews