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Cara Delevingne Works It Good

Here’s a few shots of  Cara Delevingne in a bikini from what I’m being told is one of her “movies” because she’s totally a “real” “actress” and not just another model who gets hired for movies because she looks good walking around in a bikini. Anyway, as an added bonus, there’s also a couple of Cara playing tennis in what’s got to be the best tennis outfit I’ve ever seen. Forget this acting crap. Maybe Cara should try becoming a professional tennis player instead.

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Jessica Lowndes Is Still Trying Too Hard

Last time we checked in on  Jessica Lowndes , she was busy trying way too hard to become a professional Insta-hottie . But it looks like now maybe she’s given up on all that and decided to try to become professional arm candy for some rich billionaire instead. Because here she is on the cover of something called Luxury Life , and I’m not clear on whether it’s a magazine or a catalogue, but I’m definitely interested in finding out how much this would cost. My blogger salary may not be much, but I’ve saved a ton on rent living with my mom over the years. » view all 11 photos

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Romee Strijd’s Sweet UnderFunbag

I know some of you guys probably think I’m just some cranky loser with nothing better to do than sit in my mom’s basement and make fun of do-nothing hotties and chubby wannabes all day, and OK, you’re not wrong. But I can be nice sometimes too. For instance, here’s Romee Strijd , AKA one of the hottest Victoria’s Secret supermodels in the world, with some pants-meltingly hot new pictures. See? I actually contributed something positive to society for once. You’re welcome.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty Show

First, it was Miley Cyrus . Then Bella Thorne . Then every Insta-wannabe and hot nobody within a 300 mile radius of LA was trying to do the tongue action thing. But if you want to see how a real pro does it, just check out  Emily Ratajkowski here. This is practically a tongue action masterclass. So I hope all you ladies out there are paying attention. I know I am. Yow!

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Kendall Jenner Is Proof That You Don’t Need To Be A Model To Be A Supermodel Part 2

According to my sources, Kendall Jenner is attempting to sell handbags with this latest photoshoot, and not puppies. Which is just kind of confusing, if you ask me. Even more confusing? Why everyone seems to have decided Kendall is a major supermodel all of a sudden. It’s my fault for doing all those posts on her back in the day, isn’t it? I just wanted her to post more topless selfies! I didn’t mean for this to happen. I’m sorry.

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Emily Ratajkowski Nude On Instagram

Last I checked,  Emily Ratajkowski had something like 16 million followers on Instagram, and if you want to know why, or how that’s even possible, just take a look at a few of her latest pictures. I hope the rest of you Insta-wannabes out there are paying attention, because this is some A+ hot nobody Internet content right here. Yow!

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Nina Dobrev Belongs In A Bikini

Looks like Nina Dobrev is still on that bikini vacation of hers, because she just posted more shots of her and her hot friends to Instagram. They even did their very own running on the beach video, Baywatch style. (They got the slow-motion part right, but they’re both missing a little something in the funbag department.) Anyway, I’m glad to see Nina’s still enjoying her vacation, because me and the Little Tuna are definitely enjoying it too.

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Sofia Vergara’s Bikini Goodness

I just heard they’re planning to end Modern Family after next season, and honestly, I didn’t even realize they were still making that show. I stopped watching it years ago. Anyway, I know Ariel Winter and Sarah Hyland both have promising second careers as full-time Instagram models lined up, but I’m not sure what’s going to happen to  Sofia Vergara . Although if the show ending gives her more free time to spend in a bikini, I’m all for it. They should’ve cancelled that thing years ago.

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Sofia Vergara’s Bikini Goodness

Sofia Vergara’s Bikini Goodness

I just heard they’re planning to end Modern Family after next season, and honestly, I didn’t even realize they were still making that show. I stopped watching it years ago. Anyway, I know Ariel Winter and Sarah Hyland both have promising second careers as full-time Instagram models lined up, but I’m not sure what’s going to happen to  Sofia Vergara . Although if the show ending gives her more free time to spend in a bikini, I’m all for it. They should’ve cancelled that thing years ago.

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Bella Thorne Shows Off Her Cute Puppies

If you’re a regular reader, then you already know that I love dogs, so I can’t get too mad at this little guy for covering up what would’ve otherwise been a great shot of Bella Thorne showing off her bra. What I can get mad about is this jerk in the white leather jacket ruining her other picture . At first, I thought that was her loser boyfriend, but I don’t think so. I think Bella just attracts douches somehow. Present company excluded, obviously.

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