Because nothing goes together like former reality “stars” and staged bikini “candids,” here’s former Bachelor winner Courtney Robertson showing off her best assets at the beach, and I’m talking about her booty, obviously. According to my sources (aka a couple of girls I overheard at Starbucks), this chick has some new tell-all book coming out, which explains the bikini promotion. Anyway, I’m just glad that whole getting proposed to on TV thing didn’t work out, so now I can propose to her via Twitter instead. Wish me luck. » view all 16 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
I always have a tough time keeping track of all the Sports Illustrated models out there, probably because they keep adding more each year, and they’re all hot enough to make my brain shut down every time I see them in a bikini. You’d think as a professional bikini blogger, I’d be used to it by now. But as soon as I came across this spread Emily DiDonato did for H&M, I lost the ability to both form complete sentences and keep my pants on. Weird, right? The people at that Starbucks I just got kicked out of thought so too.
Magic Johnson is taking the high road when it comes to Donald Sterling. In his interview with Anderson Cooper on CNN last night, Sterling did apologize for his recent racist rant, which was directed at girlfriend V. Stiviano and released as an audio recording a few weeks ago. But the 80-year old Clippers owner also went off on Magic for some reason, blasting the NBA legend for having AIDS and for doing nothing to help the African-American community. His words really needs to be heard to be believed: Donald Sterling Slams Magic Johnson In response, Johnson called in to TMZ this afternoon, denied talk that he’s trying to purchase the Clippers and said: “I’m a proud black man. I’m a leader in the black community and I take that role seriously.” Magic, of course, has famously moved movie theaters, Starbucks and other franchises into inner cities area, greatly boosting their economies and providing many new jobs for residents. Johnson added that Sterling has never officially apologized to him or to the African-American community and that he’s clearly trying to pit Jews against blacks… but it isn’t going to work. “It’s sad,” Magic concluded . “We just got to pray for him.” And hope we never, ever, ever need to hear another word out of his racist mouth again. Celebrities React to Donald Sterling [Donald Sterling is a] bitch-ass redneck, white bread, chicken sh-t mother f-cker. Snoop Dogg Permalink: Mother Effer! Added: April 28, 2014 1. Mother Effer! [Donald Sterling is a] bitch-ass redneck, white bread, chicken sh-t mother f-cker.
Yeah, yeah, so I know I said I was going to try to control myself when it came to Nina Agdal , but then I came across this latest set of smoking hot bikini pictures from my current favorite model, and I forgot all about that self-control crap. Not to mention, whatever else I was doing at the time, and what happened to my pants. Luckily one of the Starbucks baristas was able to find them for me though, and the other one reminded me what I was doing: getting kicked out of the store. Totally worth it. » view all 14 photos
Wild On Happened Brooke Burke…in the fucking 90s… I think it’s safe to say that it is a good time time to throw in sports bra and/or bikini top, because you’re a mom and 100 years old…. I get it, she’s fit as fuck, and fit is hot, and fit 40 year olds are something to celebrate when you’re a 30+ women seeking hope that your kids won’t rape you physically…but when fitness is coupled with menopause…bitches start to just look like dudes..and despite the fact that a lot of guys like girls who look like dudes…I don’t. I see these ripped old ladies at the Starbucks all the time, and I’m just like “interesting”…but they are still old fucking gross no matter how many pull ups they do…or botox they get… You can try to beat the clock like one of your cheap as fuck gameshows…but biology always wins… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
As fun as Coachella seems if you are into horrible crowded places filled with horrible people…who think they are connecting with something organic and amazing, even revolutionary, all corporate sponsored, because they have their heads shoved so far up their asses, asses that they don’t mind showing the world, because cut off jean shorts are still the Coachella style, reminiscent of the hippies they are channelling, but designer and 300 dollars a pair, to make it ok…and here’s Kendall Jenner crying for attention, playing around like she’s not paralyzed by her rich and famousness, because she’s amongst like-minded people….pretty awful, but I dig ass cheeks even when on 16 year old girls at Starbucks…I mean especially on 16 year old girls at Starbucks…because it’s not illegal to stare at their exhibitionism… Anyway, week two Coachella is happening, because they don’t make enough money week one, it’s like they found their scam now milk it…
I didn’t think it would ever happen, but it looks like that stupid winter is finally coming to an end and it’s starting to get warm out again. But since it’s still not happening fast enough for my liking, I figured I’d do my best to raise the temperatures even quicker with these latest bikini pictures from Brazilian model and instant pants fire Julia Pereira here. And I don’t know about you guys, but it’s doing the trick for me. In fact, I think I might need to take my pants off to cool down. But I guess I should probably just keep sweating it out, since I’m one more warning away from receiving a lifetime ban at this Starbucks. What a bunch of prudes. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet
She’s 18, so I guess posting her instagram cleavage isn’t that bad, even if she still looks 12…. I guess that 18th birthday is why no one talks about her anymore. You know the jailbait who went from Olympic medalist to actor…who will probably end up with a sex tape, at least baed on the selfies she’s taking…because selfish are the gateway to sex tapes. It’s funny how pervert American men think, because they can’t fuck 16 year olds legally, like the rest of the world…they go crazy for even the dumpiest tween gone famous…and then forget about them just as they blow out the candles…you fucking creepers…whereas I’m allowed to fuck 16 year olds, and have no interest in fucking 16 year olds, cuz when I see them at Starbucks being annoying 16 year olds, I fucking hate them…I’m much more into 25 and over…totally broken…and with at least one drug addiction under their sad belt….
OMG….SELENA GOMEZ AND BIG DICK BIEBER WENT TO COFFEE TOGETHER… Who the fuck cares…oh right every 15-50 year old woman who is all about this bullshit celebrity shit cuz their lives fucking suck. The fact is, when you make a girl cum proper, and you need media attention because you are dying of Lupus, and your mom is a genius manager, you make silly things like this happen and blow them up as hard as you can…. It’s how it fucking works. Oh and they went to Starbucks, this is called product placement. They offered it to Dunkin Donuts, McDonalds, and a few other brands, but the only one willing to pay a lot of money to get this union to happen for the hired paparazzi publicty stunt was Bucks… Hollywood is all bullshit… VIA THE ENEMY
I don’t know anything about this Jenna Pietersen model, or the lingerie company she is modelling for. I only know that she’s from South Africa, she’s a blogger, she’s not very famous, she’s 25, and she’s a mom…which makes these pictures as boring as they were before I googled her…I mean I historically hate babies, and women who have babies, but the older I get the more interesting teen moms become, because by the time I get to them, they are broken and have given up from all the exhaustion, but their bodies bounce back far better than the tank women I see in Starbucks having new mom, we met in Lamaze class, play dates… I guess this proves that I can’t turn my back on lingerie pics, pretty much ever…
